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INDIANOLA
Cal Rollins wan at homo last Sunday
Mrs W D MiicUechnio is numbered
with the ill
H J Summs is under professional
euro this week
Mrs Conrad Beck was culled to Crete
Tuesday night by death of her mother
ProspectK for InUiunola going dry aro
pretty good
C I ITall wad in town last Friday
on telephone business
Grant Lakin came down from county
seat and visited here Sunday
Robert Stewart left Tuesday night for
eastern part of stati to farm
Patty Andersons baby is improving
from its recent sickness
Harry LolJaron of Cambridge spent
Sunday with Indianola friends
Miss Lcona White arrived home Sat
urday morning from Colorado where she
has been visiting for a couple months
Mrs Bailey of Arapahoe is in town
this week visiting MrsFred Chessmore
Dan Clouso and bride returned frjm
Danbury Saturday
Babe Burt has been improving his
proparty in town by building an addi
tion of two rooms whh h is now in the
hands of the paperhangers
Alice Townley and Mildred Abbott
visited m MeuooK tue lauer pari 01 nisi
weok returning homo Sunday night ac-
Mrs Ira Pennington
r ic v companied by
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Miss Crandall went out to nor claim
in Western Nebraska Friday night
The Leaguers en masse went out to
the Dan Schoenthal home Monday eve
ning and held a social Everyone had a
good timo and the home coming was at
a lata hour
Mrs John Balding is hereabouts on
legal business
GRANT
Two good rains last week
Harry Olmsted is here from Haigler
visiting at A M Benjamins
B W Benjamin is recovering slowly
from an illness of some length
August Wesch has planted some po
titoes
Miss Mary Schreiber has returned to
Oberlin Kansas after a visit relatives
and friends in this neighborhood
If you have headache and urinary
troubles 37ou should take Foleys Kid
ney Kemedy to strengthen and build up
the kidneys so they will ace proppriy
as a sorioUH kiduoy trouble may develop
A McMillen Druggist
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GERVER
Lineman Miller doctored phones
part of last week
Don Thompson recently received aomo
blooded poultry from the ouBt
We got some hail with our rain light
ning enow thunder last week Tuesday
Goorge Sigwing was happily surprised
by a few frionda last week on the oc
casion of his 49th birthday
What will Uncle Snm be up to next
For years be has beon in the seed busi
ness and now he has embarked in the
printing trade And this in competi
tion with his own people For surely
the seedman ntd printer are just as
much of tho people as any of us It
cartainly should bo the object and duty
of a government to foster and enhance
the business and welfare of its subjects
And we ours has to a great ex
tent But nevertheless in tho above
instances it has undoubtedly failed
We appreciate Uncle Sinns help and
advice but an old man like him should
refrain trim participation in any busi
ness that would interfere with tho live
lihood of any of the citizens of his laud
MARION
The Pow public sale on the 24th inst
was well attended and thingn brought
good prices
F G Stilgebouer and wife of Bnrtley
were in town a few days last mid week
Hiram Parker aud Judd Remington
from north east of Danbury were in
town Saturday
The concert Saturday evening was
not well attended on account of tho bud
weuther
Mrs VV A DeMay and Mrs Fox of
Danbury were in town between trains
Saturday
T F Gockley from Fairview helped
with the floor in the McFadden store a
few days last
S B Gockley and family arrived here
last midweefe for a visit with his parents
He took the train from here later
for West Plains Mo to look up a
location
Frank Bryson visited the homo folks
in Gerver precinct Sunday
Will DeMay was on the sick list last
week Ed Ruby having charge of the
lumber yard meanwhile
Several parties from Danbury attended
tho concert here Saturday night
L D Gockley and wife visited their
son at Fairview Sunday
Stella Weyeneth came in from Bea
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tricn Sunday for a weeks visit with
home folks at Fairview
ClifF Plumb is doing tho cooking act
in tho short oider houyo for Albert
Kemp
Mr Rodgers of Orleans was in town
Monday and Tuesday in the interests of
tho Modern Brotherhood of America
lodge organized here two weeks ago
Sidney Dodge returned to McCook
Monday after a ten days isit with
friends and relatives
Several of the children in town are
exposed to the meanloH Nota Stilge
bouer having them and tho Darnell
children are ju9t over them
S W Stilgeboufir of Danbury was in
tow u between trains Monday
RED WKLOW
Mr Soxson is still buffering with his
lame limb
Lucy Miller will keep Iiousb for her
brother Charles who has rented tho
place lately occupied by Mr Finch
Dora Sawyer has stopped going to
school and little Blossom Longueckir
will drive alone
Mrs Thrift and young son and daugh
ter of Decatur Illinois who spent the
winter in California stopped off for
nearly a weeks visit with Mrs Owens
Longnecker Mrs Thrift was not much
in love with California She and the
children were quite sick with grippe
after getting hero
Mr Smith loft on Tuesday morning
for Colorado where he has gone to help
his son Paul get started with his spring
work He took seeds of different kinds
some provisions and a quantity of loving
remembrances from home folks
Mr Stauffer called on friends last
week He is quite enthusiastic over
the future of that country where so
many Red Willow folks have gone
Mr Elmer is building a concrete
block milk house for Mrs Hatcher
When Mrs Ruggles was stricken with
paralysis they telegraphed for Laura
in Iowa and Pearl in California both
of whem reached homo in a few days
and are still helping around their moth
ers bedside
DANBURY
This section was visited by a good
soaking rain Tuesday night The
ground now is in fair condition and
prospect for this season could not be
better
Charles Six of Atwood Kas shipped
a car of fine horses from here Tuesday days
last
Mrs Bates who has been ailing for
tho past two or three years died Thurs
day Funeral services were held at the
church Sundaj
Tho embalmer from Beaver City was
in town last Friday on professional busi
ness
Mr nnd Mrs Tom Henderson of Rex
ford Kas arrived Friday boing called
hero by the death of Mrs Bates
Pierre MocFpo of Obprlin was n town
on business last Thursdny
LoveU Mooro and Lloyd Wan eh of
Lebanoa were business visitors Satur
day
Clarence Young visited with his sistrr
Mrs R R Orman from Saturday inti1
Sunday
Word was received here Saturday
morning stating tho death of Joo John
son of Denver formerly of this place
John E iston and wife of McCook were
called here Saturday on account of the
death of Mrs Bates
Mr and Mrs C S Messner were
visiting in Marion from Saturday until
Sunday
Mr and Mrs C W Dow of Indianola
were visiting here Saturday at the J E
Noe home
Guy French of Herndon visited his
sister Mrs Roy Thomas from buturoay
until Monday
Mr W R Burbridgo of Franklin
Neb is visiting at the W J Stilge
bouer home
Alva Andrus departed Tuesday
morning for his home at Marsland
this state
Mr Harry Butler had a sale last
Tuesday and expects to move to Essex
Iowa in a few days
A T Gatewood made his usual trip
last Wednesday and Thursday
Will and Ben Moss departed Tuesday
evening for a sightseeing in Portland
Oregon
Geo Godown was an Indianola busi
ness visitor last Saturday
Mr and Mrs J H Wicks of Marion
were social visitors Friday last
The magic lantern show given at tho
M E church by L Cann was fairly
well attended and enjoyed by all
Mr and Mrs D C Clouse of Indian
ola visited withjfriends andjrelatives
from Thursday until Sunday
Milford Pewhad n salejjJWednesday
He intends to move to Idaho in a few
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Snicker Was In a Jovial Mood
and Hungry as Well
BUT HE SPOILED HIS MEAL
By the Time He Managed to Order
His Breakfast the Glow of Genkf
Good Humor He Tried to Shed
Around Him Had Turned to Gloom
Jlr Snicker Is well known In his
home town as the most facetious man
In seventeen counties His method of
expressing what Ideas he has is en
tirely along lines of pure jocosity hut
now and then his wit falls upon uuap
preciative ears On a recent visit to
New York Mr Snicker arrived rather
early1 in tho morning and the pangs of
hunger would brook so little delay
that he went immediately upon his
Arrival to a prominent hotel in the
vicinity of the station for his break
fast
Good morning nenri ho chortled
In his usual salubrious rannncr to the
waiter as the latter hung his hat on a
hook over his table Has the butcher
come yet
Ze what sir asked the waiter
with a puzzled look on his face for he
was not used to Snickers
The butcher said Snicker with a
merry wink In his left eye You know
the chap who brings the food I
thought perhaps
Wait one moment sir said the
waiter his perplexity growing deofer
I will bring ze head waiter sir
Oh never mind Snicker began
but the waiter had departed to return
In about three minutes with the head
waiter
What hi it sir asked the latter
with a groat show of civil interest
Oh nothing returned Snicker
rather sheepishly I just asked Henri
here if the butcher had arrived yet
fearing that possibly
The butcher sir repeated the
head waiter like his subordinate very
much mystified
Yes said Snicker with a faint
smile which he hoped the head waiter
would find contagious I was onljr
jok
Wait till I find ze superintendent
said the head waiter courteously I
have no doubt we can accommodate
monsieur if we can only find out what
it is that he wants I will send for
him
Snicker again started In to explain
the mere facetious bearing of his in
quiry but the head waiter too had
sped away in search of a superior offi
cer who might be expected to be equal
to this new and unexpected emer
gency
Several omnibus boys and Snickers
waiter as well were dispatched to the
kitchen and elsewhere to find him but
apparently without success Five ten
fifteen minutes elapsed and Snicker
began to feel that it did not really pay
to be as funny as he could under all
circumstances
Finally however the head waiter
returned and courteously explained
that the superintendent had not yet
arrived at his post of duty but that he
had telephoned up to tho office for the
manager of the hotel who he assured
him would be down in a very few mo
ments
lie is rather busy at this time of
the morning sir he vouchsafed but
he said he would be down right
away
Well Im sorry said Snicker rue
fully Youd better head him oil if
you can You see when I asked if the
butcher had come j et it was only
meant as a joke
An Here is tne manager inter
rupted the head waiter as a tall ini
prossive gentleman with a majestic
front loomed up in the dining room
door and made his way across to
Snickers table This is the gentle
man Mr Tingleton the head waiter
added when the manager had reached
Snickers side
Good morning sir said the man
ager breezily I hope there is no
trouble sir I am sorry to have kept
you waiting but this is the busy end
of the day with me getting things
started along and our dining room su
perintendent I regret to say is off
duty this morning What can we do
lor you sir
I I want a hard boiled ocq and
some Lyonnaise potatoes said Snick
er John Kendrick Bangs in Lippin
cctts Magazine
Cats Disguised cs Snakes
Do yon know why a cat hisses
when in rage or danger said a na
ture student Well sir she hisses as
flying criminal puts on blue gocgles
and a false beard
Ties instinctively
With that hiss she
to disguise herself
as a snak2
Did you ever notice the markings
on a cats tail They are transverse
iikc a snakes markings The primi
tive cat in the vdld state lived in rath
er tall gras When danger approach
i d he hissed and at the same time put
i p his tail and waved it sloviy The
ncoirer heard that serpentine hiss
Hi- saw the tail and only the tail
which waved in an ominous
tir1 manner- lie said snake in the
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does it thinking it the right thing Is
toot man sometimes like the cat in this
I Respect
A laugh costs too much If it Is
bought at the expense of propriety
Quintillian
Engraving and Embossing
Your wants can ho supplied at Tiik
Tkuiunkid tho line of engraving and
embossing such as calling cardt invi
tations and announcements monogram
correspondence papor etc Handaoma
samploa of all on display Pricon rea
sonable Prompt service If interested
como and inspect
Dr R H Gatewood dentist oflico
over McMillens drug storo phono 1G3
People post middlo lifu usually have
some kidnoy or bladder disorder that
saps tho vitality which in naturally
lower in old ago Foleys Kidney Rain
ody corrects urinary troubhgstimulates
the kidneys and restores strength and
vigor It cures uric acid troubles by
strengthening tho Uidncvu i o they will
strain out tho uric acid that settles in
tho muscles and joints cauHng rheuma
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Telephone 55 McCook Neb
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Dr J A Colfer
DENTIST
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Phone 378 McCOOK NEBRASKA
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DENTIST
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Phono 103 McCook Nebraska -3
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JOHN E KELLEY
ATTORNEY AT LAW and
BONDED AESTSACTSS
McCook Nebraska
C3AK0nt of Lincoln Land Co naii of McCook
Wator Works OUice in Postollice building
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Attorneys at I aw
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Rooms 1 and 7 second floor
Postoffice HnildiDB MCLOOt Neb
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Real Estate
and Insurance
Room Two over McConnells drug
store McCook Nebraska
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and Insurance
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Office First Door
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