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STATEMENT OF THE CONDITION
OK THE
McCook Co operative
Building Savings Assn
of McCook Nobraskn oti the tOth day
of Juno 1008
A81ETH
First MortBiigo Loniis S 121855 00
Stock loans 0310 00
Ileal cstato 028 W
Delinquent intoreHt 10 GS
KinoiiHos and tuxoi paid 202 05
Delinquent assessments 33 00
MAIIIMTIK8
Capital stock paid up 5 127019 08
Kcficrvo iiinil ihii w
Undivided profits 3883 98
Other liabilities 221 05
Total S 13282a 51
Receipts and expenditures for tho year ending
Juue30 1908
EECEirTH
Ralanco on hnnd July 1 1907 378 SO
Dues 20078 50
Interest premiums and linos 1122102
LoaiiB repaid 279G3 91
Real Estate Sales 180 00
Total 05121 20
EXfKNDITUKUS
Loans 50690 00
Expenses 852 01
Stock redeemed 7092 71
Hills payable 3b00 00
Cash on hand 33S9J8
Total 0012120
State of Nebraska Red Willow County ps
I F A Ponnoll secretary of the above named
asocintioudo solemnly swear that the forego
ing statement or the condition of said Associa
tion true and correct to the best of my knowl
edRO and foolief F A Iennkil Secretary
Subscribed and sworn to before me this 17th
day of July 190S Stella Fujiek
heal Notary Public
Approved J A Wilcox
WHMills
Ta Hanson
Directors
BEGGS BLOOD PURIFIER
CURES catarrh of the stomach
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The best of every
thing in his line at
the most reasonable
prices
motto
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hopes
keep it
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He wants
trade and
by merit to
The Butcher
Phone 12
Hiss Ha M Briggs
Swill teach class on piano Grad
uate of Bothany conservatory
of Lindsborg Kans Studio at
homo of A G Bump Phone
Black 252 Scholars call or
phono for further information
A G BUMP
Real Estate
and Insurance
Room Two over McConnelFs drug
store McCook Nebraska
JOHN E KELLEY
ATTORNEY AT LAW and
BONDED ABSTRACTER
McCook Nebraska
5SAgent of Lincoln Land Co and of McCook
Waterworks Office in Postofflce building
C H Boyle C E Eldeed
BOYLE ELDRED
Attorneys at I aw
Long Distance P one 44
Rooms 1 and 7 second lioor
Poetoffico Building
I BSfl 49
Were Just
As Thankful
just drop in and see if we do not have
exactly what you want whether it
be a box of paper clips or the latest
improved filing s7stem
The TRIBUNE Office
McCook Neb
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DENTIST phos
Oilico Rooms 3 and 5 Walsh Blk McCook
GATEW00D VAHUB
DENTISTS
Office over McAdams Store Phone 190
H P SUTTON
JEWELER
MUSICAL GOODS
PIcCOOK - NEBRASKA
Mike Walsh
DEALER IN
POULTRY EGGS
Old Rubber Copper and Brass
Highest Market Price Paid in Cash
New location jnst across
street in P Walsh building
flcCook
For a small package as a large one
Each will receive the same thorough
and careful attention If we get the
former it may in time grow to the later
by the satisfaction you will derive in
wearing our laundered work Family
washing 3c per ponnd
McCook Steam Laundry
V C BLAIR Prop
Successor to G C Heckman
PHONE 35 West Dennison St
Any time you find yourself in need of
Supplies for
your Office
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V FKANKLIW PRESIDENT A C EBERT CASHIER
JAS S DOYLE Vice President
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CITIZENS BANK
OF MeCOOK NEB
Paid Up Capital 50000 Surplus 15000 j
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DIRECTORS
JAS S DOYLE
A C EBERT
A PEDDLERS JOKE
It Had a Sharp Turn That Took
Lacked Relish
A good many of the Sac and Fox
Indians do not talk much and wheu
they are in a store and see something
they want they pick it up and pay for
it When Tom LTall was keeping a
drug store an Indian woman entered
it and picked up a can of varnish and
paid for it A few weeks later the
same woman was in again and Tom
asked her if she wanted another can
She said no they couldnt eat the can
she had Stroud Okla Messenger
A Golf Outrage
The Earl of Wemyss was on a Fife
golf course on one occasion accompa
nied by an old caddie nis lordship got
his ball on one occasion so near the
hole that to play it was as it appeared
to liim superfluous So he simply tip
ped it in with the toe of his tyoot
The caddie revolted iustanter threw
down the clubs and looked horrified
When he found words to speak it was
to say Elaug it me lord gowfs
gowf
Satin Ashes
Small Nellie read aloud from her
Sunday school lesson as follows And
the king of Nineveh covered himself
with sackcloth and sat in ashes
This was a puzzler and finally she
said Mamma what kind of ashes is
satin ashes Chicago News
Fault Finding
Nothing is easier than fault fiudiub
No talent no self denial no brains no
character is required to set up in th
grumbling business but those who ara
moved by a genuine desire to do good
have little time for murmuring or con
plaint
Most people who rob Peter to pay
Paul forget the last part of the con
tract
wartftfi
All
the Fun Out of It
One day a peddler of tinware stopped
nt n country house in New England
and leaving his horse and wagon at
the gate went to the door where a
big woman with a rather pleasant
face met him He told her what he
had for sale and succeeded in dispos
ing of half a dozen articles to her
Then she said that she had not money
enough to buy more
Well maam said the peddler Ill
take rags If you have any
I have none to sell answered the
woman
The peddler saw at least a dozen
children all small about the house
and the yard and he suddenly thought
of a joke that he might play on the
woman
You seem to have plenty of chil
dren he said Maybe you might sell
me one of them and take the pay In
tinware
What will you give said the wo
man
Ill give 10 said the man all in
the best tinware
Well sir said the woman its a
bargain ta your pick of the lot
The peddler was surprised that his
joke was working so well but he kept
a very serious face and selecting a
very bright looking little fellow of
six years he took him up and put him
on the seat of the wagon and then
gave the woman 10 worth of such
articles as she wanted
Never doubting that the mother
would repent of her bargain and give
him to redeem the boy 10 in money
the minute she saw him starting off
he climbed up on the seat touched up
his horse and drove off lie drove
very slowly however for he expected
every second to hear the woman call
him back for how could he think for
a moment that a mother would sell
her child for a lot of tinware V
But she did not call him back
much to his amazement while as for
the boy he was in high glee for he
was going to have a drive Presently
the peddler fearing that the joke had
been turned on him drove back to the
gate Lifting the disappointed little
fellow down from the wagon he wpnt
with him to the door where he found
that the woman had just finished ar
ranging her new tins nicely on her
shelves
I think the boy will not do after
all said the peddler and you had
better take him back and let me have
my tins
No sir cried the woman A bar
gains a bargain and you must stick
to it
Why maam said the man sure
ty you wouldnt sell your little son for
a lot of tinware
Oh answered the woman I have
no children mister The boys and girls
you see here are pauper children and
as you seem to be a good sort of man
Ill sell you as many of em as you
want for 10 apiece
The peddler stared at her for a min
ute in speechless amazement and then
turning suddenly toward his wagon
he drove away as fast as his horse
could take him
But he left his tins behind him
Pittsburg Press
His Modest Request
Your regular professional tramp
has a sharp tongue and is not slow to
use it when occasion arises
A farmers wife had curtly refused
the usual request for a nights lodging
from a gentleman of this fraternity
Well then maam said the tramp
would you mind if I slept in that big
meadow there behind your barn
No said the woman in a magnani
mous tone you may sleep there if you
like
One thing more maam said the
tramp before I say good night Will
you please have me called at 4 sharp
1 want to catch the cattle train to
market San Fiancisco Chronicle
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NEW SECRETARY OF WAR
Luke E Wright Who Succeeds to
Shoes of William H Taft Again
The choice of Luke B Wright a life
long Democrat to succeed William II
Taft as secretary of war recalls the
appointment of Walter Q Gresham of
Indiana a lifelong Republican as sec
retary of state during the second ad
ministration of the late Grover Clove
land Judge Gresham Avas postmaster
general and secretary of the treasury
In the administration of President Ar
thur and was himself a candidate for
the presidential nomination on the Re
publican ticket in 1SSI and 1SSS In
1S92 however he supported Grover
Cleveland and this led to his being in
vited into a Democratic cabinet de
spite his long associations with politi
cians of the other camp
It was an appointment which occa
sioned much discussion at the time
General Wright was classed as a
Democrat when he went to the Philip
pines His promotion from one Impor
tant post to another since that time
has come in consequence of his show
ing especial capability for the
LUKE E WRIGHT
charge of the responsibilities thrust
upon him When Judge Taft was calied
to Washington to become secretary of
war II r Wright who had been vice
governor and had acted as governor
general several times in the absence of
Mr Taft stepped quite naturally into
the shoes left by the latter lie served
as governor general until lJOO when
he became the first American ambassa
dor to Japan in which post he was suc
ceeded not long ago by Ambassador
OBrien He was appointed to tho
Philippines commission in 1000 by
President McKinley who desired that
the members of that body should not
be all of one party He was only a
boy when the civil war broke out hav
ing been born in 1S47 It is said that
in making the appointment the presi
dent was influenced by the desire tG
recognize that there is no longer any
dividing line between north and south
General Wright had three sons fighting
lvu ins reuniieu country in tue war
against Spain He is the son of a for
mer chief justice of Tennessee and wa
himself an attorney general for eight
years lie married a daughter of Reai
Admiral Raphael Semmes of the Con
federate navy and of Alabama fame
JOHN R MALL0Y
Ohio Man Who Was Secretary of the
Republican National Convention
John It Malloy of Columbus O the
secretary of the Republican national
convention is known in the Buck
eye State as the man with the
stentorian voice Since 1SS9 with the
exception of but two or three years ho
has annually performed the duties of
secretary of tke Ohio Republican state
convention In 1S9G he was reading
clerk at the convention at St Louis
which gave Mr McKinley his first
nomination for president and in IU00
when the national convention was held
in Philadelphia he was chief assistant
secretary He performed the duties of
the same office at Chicago in 1901
Mr Malloy grew up in a political at
mosphere As a boy in 1S73 and 1S74
J Wym I
JOHN R MAIiLOl
he was a page in the Ohio constitu
tional convention At nineteen he was
a recording clerk in the legislature
Then he served for a time as a report
er on a Colum bus paper He was clerk
of the Ohio house of representatives
for six years was a member of the
state board of pardons was cashier of
the Columbus postoffice and was state
oil inspector under Governors Nash
and Herrick He was a close friend
and ardent admirer of the late Senator
Hanna
The
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WON ON A BLUFF
Way One Prosperous Merchant
Got His Start In Business
There is a prosperous merchant In
Chicago today who owes his success to
his donation of a 300O organ to a
cfitircii at a time wheu he didnt have
money enough to buy a hand organ
This donation was a case of bluff pure
and simple but the bluff worked and
resulted in the subsequent wealth of
the lucky bluffer
John Smith was seeking capital to
start In business for himself but as he
had no security worth speaking of he
could not borrow the money he needed
When he had tried every person he
could think of who would be likely to
have the necessary cash and the incli
nation to lend it and had been turned
down he conceived the Idea of present
lug his church with an organ
I Young Napoleon John Smith there
fore ordered his organ and allowed the
future to look out for itself The
uiaciurers oi ine organ never mougiu
6f questioning the financial standing
of the philanthropist who was handing
out 3000 organs and agreed to have
the instrument sot up in the church on
time
Of course J Smith was not a bud
that was born to blush unseen nor did
he hide his beneficeuce under a bushel
lie managed to bring in at least the
flute stops no matter what the subject
of conversation Not only did the
young Napoleon advertise himself by
means of the church onrau but the
pleased minister and the equally pleas
ed congregation spread the news of his
gift
During this time John did not allow
any alfalfa to grow under his feet On
the pretense of consulting some
wealthy member of the congregation
about some minor details of the organ
he would drop into an office and be
fore he left casually would mention tho
subject of the company that he was
forming Most of the men that he thus
saw thought that it would be a good
thing to be associated with a man who
was making so mucB money that he
was able to hand out i000 without
missing1 It so that allwere aixious to
take stock in J Snlitirs company
Long before the time came for the
first pay men on tle organ Smith had
gathered eiKxigh money to start his
business and vwjs dxring so well he had
no difficulty In borrowing the amount
needed to make the payment From
that time he has made mouey so fast
that now he could give away several
5000 organs and pay for them as
well Chicago Tribune
MEXICAN POLITENESS
In the State of Michoacan Chivalry Is
Compulsory
If any man opines that the days of
chualry and the true knight errant
spirit have gone forever let him start
forthwith on a far southward journey
not halt his steps until he brings up
in the town of Morelia which is the
capital of the Mexican state of
Michoacan remarked a traveling
man
Having arrived in Morelia he will
at once see that the chivalrous spirit
sun survives i was down there not
long ago and the gallantry of the men
and their extreme readiness to extend
courtesies to the fair sex pleased and
surprised me When I noticed the
alacrity with which the native males
jumped up on the crowded street car
to offer their seats to the first senorita
that entered I thought to myself how
much more gentlemanly are these
Mexicans than many of my own coun
trymen They do not wait to see if
some other man is going to get up but
each tries to beat the other in cour
teously proffering his seat to the lady
I spoke about the matter to the pro
prietor of the hotel and immediately
he began to laugh
You must understand senor said
the innkeeper that the governor of
our state issued a decree that if any
man keep his seat in a street car
thereby compelling a woman to stand
he is liable to arrest and a fine The
police have been instructed to execute
mis order severely and I think this
has much to do with the prompt polite
ness of which you speak since n me of
our population wishes to become in
volved with the police and to be pub
licly branded as lacking in gentility
Baltimore American
She Had Red Burns
The philanthropic lady was visiting
a Glasgow slum and had just been
ushered into a house where the good
wife was engaged washing Her en
deavor was to elevate the minds of the
poor and she asked Have you read
Burns
In answer the good wife bared he
brawny arm and displayed a lame red
mark saying Theres wan I got thN
morn wi the steam o the pot bilin
ower But efter a a burns aye red
Must Have Had Experience
Never mind dear he said renssiw
ingly as she raised her sweet face
from his shoulder and they both saw
the white blur on his coat it will ad
brush off
Oh Charlie she burst out sobbing
hiding her face again upon his whitey
shoulder how do you know Som
erville Journal
Both Ways
Woman Now that I have fed you
are you going without doing your
work Tramp Oi couldnt wurrnk on
an Impty stomach mum an Oi nlvir
worruk on er full one so there yez be
Smart Set
Making Headway
Nervous Traveler to seat companion
How fast should you say you were
traveling Companion who has been
Sirting with the girl across the way
About a smile a minute Life
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A Edgar Hawkins
Phone Ited 193
H H Evans
Phone Keel 201
HAWKINS EVANS
Contractors and Builders
Plans drawn and estimates furn
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McCook Nebraska
E P OSBORN
J W WBNTZ
OSBORN WENTZ
Office First Door
South of DeGroffs
Phone 13
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F D BU11GESS
Plumber and
Steam Fitter
Iron Lead and Sewer Pipe Brass
Goods Pumps an Boiler Trimmings
Estimates Furnished Free Base
ment of the Postoffice Building
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