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About The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936 | View Entire Issue (March 15, 1907)
i i 1 S r ft i I P ii rgaTyntrtTrHfyi7iir HER PREDICAMENT She Had Lunch With the Man She Hated Most It wouldnt have been so bad said the girl from the Bronx as she sank wealdy onto her friends divan and reached for a cup of tea if ho had been a perfect stranger but to find yourself sitting opposite the man you hate most in all the world and have vowed never to speak to again to find yourself sitting opposite him I say and eating dinner at his expense can you imagine anything more tragic But you could have left or or explained began her hostess No I couldnt wailed the girl front the Bronx How are you going to ex plain anything to anybody without speaking to him And I had vowed I wouldnt by all the gods big and little And besides it happened so naturally well Ill tell you all about it New York is a pretty big place but I find that when there is anybody In town whom you particularly dont want to meet the town gets so cramped that you always are stepping on one an others toes At any rate you always are running across the people you dont want to see and you never by any chance run across somebody that you are dying to see So of course it was only a week after we had quarrel ed and separated forever that the thing happened I had been shopping all morning and when noon time came I was just so tired that I thought I would just take an elevator to the lunch room of the department store instead of go ing home You know how crowded those places are at noon Well when I reached this one it looked like the zoological gardens at feeding time Everybody in town seemed to be eat ing there and there wasnt a table left only a seat opposite a gentle man the waiter informed me and he asked me if I would mind occupying it I was so hungry and exhausted that I would have been glad to eat opposite a polar bear so I was only too grateful to be allowed to sit oppo site the gentleman I followed the waiter through the f lanes made by tables and had dropped down in my chair before I glanced at the gentleman and then I discovered to my horror that he wasnt a gentle man at all and just the rudest most overbearing man I ever knew and the very one I had quarreled with the week before Of course he might have risen and gone away but he didnt And then another waiter came over for my order and took the gen tlemans at the same time I got awfully busy fussing with my wraps and my gloves but he just sat there not seeming to notice me after the first stare of blank amazement It seemed to me I dropped everything I possessed in rapid fire succession Say how long does it take to make soup anyway It seemed fully three quarters of an hour before that blessed waiter returned bringing a tray with a tureen on it And when he did ap pear he set the tureen down in front of him instead of me And that wasnt the worst The next thing he did was to take two plates wipe them off with his serviette and place them in front -of that man Then before I could catch my breath or scream or some thing he was gone and he was pass ing me a plate of soup I accepted that plate with as good a grace as possible and determined to get a cup of coffee and a roll and dis appear But fate and that waiter were against me I was only half through my soup when that waiter came sailing back with a tray con taining two orders of fish He had ordered fish for himself it seems and the idiot took it for a double or der I dont believe up to that time he really intended to make a joke of it but when he saw how things were going it entered his soul to push them along a little I would have refused the fish but by the time I caught my breath the waiter had disappeared again and I wouldnt speak to him Besides how could I have explained to the waiter Neither one of us had told him that we were not together when he brought the soup and we could hardly explain that we had made each others ac quaintance during that course I was in for it So I merely gulped and went through the courses silently one after another But I didnt speak And neither did he It got to be a sort of painful pleasure after awhile and I could easily imagine how the early Christian martyrs felt when they en dured slow torture for the sake of their principles I had triumphantly swallowed the last drop of coffee when the waiter appeared with the bill Then I rose to the occasion I fixed that waiter with my eye Bring two bills I commanded steadily And though the man jumped he said nothing and took the bill back and brought two separate ones He undoubtedly took me for a womans suffrage crank But I opened my pock- etbbok nonchalantely and then my Lord EdithJ I had only 60 cents anLtheJ3ill jvas85 cents- -- Oh dont ask me how it turned - out Dont ask me anything I dont - know what happened except that I turned -to him and then to the waiter and felt my face grow hot hotter and hotter and then I tried to speak and couldnt And the way that man sat back and waited and made me speak was was just like him But I do admire a man that has a character and and a little spunk cfonl you dith r Half a -million grouse and nearly half a million partridges are killed yearly in Great Britain VALUABLE FORMULA WELL KNOWN AUTHORITYCLAIMS IT 13 MOST EFFECTIVE 8ays It Will Break Up a Cold In 24 Hours and Cure Any Cough That Is Curable Inexpensive A noted authority on diseases of the throat and lungs who established a camp for consumptives in the Pino Woods of Maine and whose remark able cures there have attracted great attention from the medical world says that his entire treatment consisted of fresh air nourishing food and the Pure Virgin Oil of the White Pine Trees mixed with Whisky and Glycerine in the following proportions Virgin Oil of Pine Pure oz Glycerine 2 Good Whisky f 8 Used in teaspoonful doses every four hours It is claimed that the above mixture will heal and strengthen the lungs break up a cold in twenty four hours and cure any cough that is curable The ingredients can be secured from any good prescription druggist at small cost and can be easily mixed in your own home Inquiry at the prescription depart ment of a leading local pharmacy elicited the information that Virgin Oil of Pine Pure is put up only in half ounce vials for dispensing Bach vial is securely sealed in a round wooden case with engraved wrapper with the name Virgin Oil of Pine Pure guaranteed under the Food and Drug Act June 30 1906 Pre pared only by Leach Chemical Co Cin cinnati O plainly printed thereon Only the cheaper Oils are sold in bulk but these produce nausea and never effect the desired results His Coveted Sensation There is one feeling I sure would like to have before I die said the thoughtful young man as he looked up from the magazine story he was reading And what is that asked his com panion who sat looking out of the club window I should like to feel a berserk rage whatever that is that all these novel heroes have when things go wrong with the heroine But perhaps he sighed drearily I shouldnt know It if I had it I might think it was hives or indigestion or epilepsy com ing over me Its an awful thing not to have an education Judge Organizing Booth Revival Marie Edwina Rosalie Booth daugh ter of Junius Brutus and Harriet Mace Booth a niece of Edwin Booth and a third cousin of the richest woman in the world Hetty Green is organizing in Boston a great Booth revival Ed wina Booth was born in San Francisco and was christened there Edwin For rest and his wife standing as her god parents When a little tot she wag sent to the Notre Dame convent in Philadelphia where she remained until she was 18 Warned by Fish Many anglers have great faith in fish as weather prophets If a storm Is approaching they say the fish stop biting and they wont bite again until the storm is past They also foretell the near approach of cold weather Hours before it comes fish leave the shallow waters in shore and seek deep er water which owing to its depth will stay warm and keep an equable temperature after the shallower and surface waters are cold Energetic Claridon Women That the women of East Claridon have fallen heir to the masculine en ergy which built the Tiouses and farms around this neighborhood is shown by the fact that when you meet a team the women nearly always are driving In this the women excel and it is only an occasional farmers team which does not seem to be in posses sion of some woman Chicago Trib une THE WHOLE FAMILY Mother Finds a Food for Grown Ups and Children as Well Food that can be eaten with relish and benefit by the children as well as the older members of the family makes a pleasant household commod ity Such a food is Grape Nuts It not only agrees with and builds up chil dren but older persons who from bad habits of eating have become dyspep tic A Phila lady after being benefited herself persuaded her husband to try Grape Nuts for stomach trouble She writes About eight years ago I had a se vere attack of congestion of stomach and bowels From that time on I had to be careful about eating as nearly every kind of food then known to me seemed to cause pain Four years ago I commenced to use Grape Nuts I grew stronger and better and -from that time -I seldom have been without it have gained in health and strength and am now heav ier than I ever was My husband was also in a bad con dition his stomach became so weak that he could eat hardly anything with comfort I got him to try Grape nuts and he soon found his stomach trouble had disappeared My girl and boy 3 and 9 years old do not want anything else for break fast but Grape Nuts and more healthy children cannot be found Name given by Postum Co Battle Creek Mich Read the little booklet The Road to Wellville in pkgs Theres a reason PUTNAM FADELESS DYES do not etain the hands or spot the kettle except green and purple 10c per package Fault finding eventually results In a disposition toward selfishness IIXE8 CURED JS O TO 14 BAYS PAZO OINTMKNT Is Ruarantced to euro any caso of Itchinff Wind Weedlnir or Protruding Mies In C to li days or moner refunded Mc It is hard to form a correct opinion of others on what is said about them Lewis Single Binder cigar richest most satisfying Bmoke on the market Your dealer or Lewis Factory Peoria 111 No man ever asks a truthful woman what she thinks of him more than once Garfield Tea has been famous for years as a remedy for constipation liver and kidney diseases Guaranteed under the Pure Food Law Never Had Picture Taken Judge Charles T Woodard lately appointed to the Maine supreme court never had a picture taken In a Pinch Use ALLENS FOOT EASE A powder It cures painful smart ing nervous feet and ingrowing nails Its the greatest comfort discovery of the age Makes new shoes easy A certain cure for sweating feet Sold by all Druggists 25c Accept no sub stitute Trial package FREE Ad dress A S Olmsted Le Roy N Y Senators Wife Skillful Harpist When Mrs W A Clarke wife of the Montana senator entertains in their Massachusetts avenuo home Mrs Clark gives her guests a 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employed Cuticura Soap and Ointment One of her hands and her left eye were badly affected and when she would stop using Cu ticura Soap and Ointment the eczema came back but very slightly but it did her a sight of good Then we complied with the instructions in us ing the entire set of Cuticura Rema edies and my wife is entirely recov ered She thanks Cuticura very much and will recommend it highly in our locality and in every nook and cor ner of our parish God bless you for the sake of suffering humanity I M Robert Hydropolis La Jan 5 and Sept 1 1906 Took Sensible View of Life Lindley Murray the grammarian a native of Pennsylvania who died in 1826 had views of life that were quite as correct as his principles of English grammar He wrote I was persuaded that a truly sincere mind could be at no loss to discern the just limits between a safe and competent portion and a dangerous profusion of the good things of life These views of the subject I reduced to practice and terminated my mer cantile concerns when I had- acquired a moderate competency Never judge any mans worth by his size A silver dollar is much lar ger than a 10 gold piece STOP WOMAN I CONSIDE First that almost every operation in our hospitals performed upon women becomes necessary because of neglect of such symptoms as Backache Irregularities Displace ments Pain in the Side Dragging Sensations Dizziness and Sleepless ness Second that Lydia E Pinkhams Vegetable Compound made from native roots and herbs has cured more cases of female ills than any i7awneJfi fES MANFO EHICAOO JORX WW L a CARTERS SPlTTLE IVER WRITE US FREELY and frankly In strictest confidence telling allyonf troubles and stating our age We will send you FREE ADVICE in plain sealed envelope and z val uable 64 page Book on Home Treatment for Women Address Lstdles Advisory Department The Chattanooga Medietas Co Chattanooga Tenn Positively cured by these Little Pills They also relievo Dis tress from Dyspepsia In digestion and Tco Hearty Eating 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