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She Had Lunch With the Man
She Hated Most
It wouldnt have been so bad said
the girl from the Bronx as she sank
wealdy onto her friends divan and
reached for a cup of tea if ho had
been a perfect stranger but to find
yourself sitting opposite the man you
hate most in all the world and have
vowed never to speak to again to find
yourself sitting opposite him I say
and eating dinner at his expense can
you imagine anything more tragic
But you could have left or or
explained began her hostess
No I couldnt wailed the girl front
the Bronx How are you going to ex
plain anything to anybody without
speaking to him And I had vowed I
wouldnt by all the gods big and little
And besides it happened so naturally
well Ill tell you all about it
New York is a pretty big place but
I find that when there is anybody In
town whom you particularly dont want
to meet the town gets so cramped that
you always are stepping on one an
others toes At any rate you always
are running across the people you
dont want to see and you never by
any chance run across somebody that
you are dying to see So of course it
was only a week after we had quarrel
ed and separated forever that the
thing happened
I had been shopping all morning
and when noon time came I was just
so tired that I thought I would just
take an elevator to the lunch room
of the department store instead of go
ing home You know how crowded
those places are at noon Well when
I reached this one it looked like the
zoological gardens at feeding time
Everybody in town seemed to be eat
ing there and there wasnt a table
left only a seat opposite a gentle
man the waiter informed me and he
asked me if I would mind occupying
it I was so hungry and exhausted
that I would have been glad to eat
opposite a polar bear so I was only
too grateful to be allowed to sit oppo
site the gentleman
I followed the waiter through the
f lanes made by tables and had dropped
down in my chair before I glanced at
the gentleman and then I discovered
to my horror that he wasnt a gentle
man at all and just the rudest most
overbearing man I ever knew and the
very one I had quarreled with the
week before Of course he might
have risen and gone away but he
didnt And then another waiter came
over for my order and took the gen
tlemans at the same time I got
awfully busy fussing with my wraps
and my gloves but he just sat there
not seeming to notice me after the
first stare of blank amazement It
seemed to me I dropped everything I
possessed in rapid fire succession
Say how long does it take to make
soup anyway It seemed fully three
quarters of an hour before that blessed
waiter returned bringing a tray with
a tureen on it And when he did ap
pear he set the tureen down in front
of him instead of me And that wasnt
the worst The next thing he did was
to take two plates wipe them off with
his serviette and place them in front
-of that man Then before I could
catch my breath or scream or some
thing he was gone and he was pass
ing me a plate of soup
I accepted that plate with as good
a grace as possible and determined to
get a cup of coffee and a roll and dis
appear But fate and that waiter
were against me I was only half
through my soup when that waiter
came sailing back with a tray con
taining two orders of fish He had
ordered fish for himself it seems
and the idiot took it for a double or
der I dont believe up to that time
he really intended to make a joke of
it but when he saw how things were
going it entered his soul to push them
along a little
I would have refused the fish but
by the time I caught my breath the
waiter had disappeared again and I
wouldnt speak to him Besides how
could I have explained to the waiter
Neither one of us had told him that
we were not together when he brought
the soup and we could hardly explain
that we had made each others ac
quaintance during that course I was
in for it So I merely gulped and
went through the courses silently one
after another But I didnt speak
And neither did he It got to be a sort
of painful pleasure after awhile and
I could easily imagine how the early
Christian martyrs felt when they en
dured slow torture for the sake of
their principles I had triumphantly
swallowed the last drop of coffee when
the waiter appeared with the bill
Then I rose to the occasion I fixed
that waiter with my eye
Bring two bills I commanded
steadily And though the man jumped
he said nothing and took the bill back
and brought two separate ones He
undoubtedly took me for a womans
suffrage crank But I opened my pock-
etbbok nonchalantely and then my
Lord EdithJ I had only 60 cents
anLtheJ3ill jvas85 cents- --
Oh dont ask me how it turned
- out Dont ask me anything I dont
- know what happened except that I
turned -to him and then to the waiter
and felt my face grow hot hotter and
hotter and then I tried to speak
and couldnt And the way that man
sat back and waited and made me
speak was was just like him But I
do admire a man that has a character
and and a little spunk cfonl you
dith
r Half a -million grouse and nearly
half a million partridges are killed
yearly in Great Britain
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WELL KNOWN AUTHORITYCLAIMS
IT 13 MOST EFFECTIVE
8ays It Will Break Up a Cold In 24
Hours and Cure Any Cough That
Is Curable Inexpensive
A noted authority on diseases of the
throat and lungs who established a
camp for consumptives in the Pino
Woods of Maine and whose remark
able cures there have attracted great
attention from the medical world says
that his entire treatment consisted of
fresh air nourishing food and the Pure
Virgin Oil of the White Pine Trees
mixed with Whisky and Glycerine in
the following proportions
Virgin Oil of Pine Pure oz
Glycerine 2
Good Whisky f 8
Used in teaspoonful doses every four
hours
It is claimed that the above mixture
will heal and strengthen the lungs
break up a cold in twenty four hours
and cure any cough that is curable
The ingredients can be secured from
any good prescription druggist at
small cost and can be easily mixed in
your own home
Inquiry at the prescription depart
ment of a leading local pharmacy
elicited the information that Virgin
Oil of Pine Pure is put up only in
half ounce vials for dispensing Bach
vial is securely sealed in a round
wooden case with engraved wrapper
with the name Virgin Oil of Pine
Pure guaranteed under the Food
and Drug Act June 30 1906 Pre
pared only by Leach Chemical Co Cin
cinnati O plainly printed thereon
Only the cheaper Oils are sold in bulk
but these produce nausea and never
effect the desired results
His Coveted Sensation
There is one feeling I sure would
like to have before I die said the
thoughtful young man as he looked
up from the magazine story he was
reading
And what is that asked his com
panion who sat looking out of the
club window
I should like to feel a berserk
rage whatever that is that all these
novel heroes have when things go
wrong with the heroine But perhaps
he sighed drearily I shouldnt know
It if I had it I might think it was
hives or indigestion or epilepsy com
ing over me Its an awful thing not
to have an education Judge
Organizing Booth Revival
Marie Edwina Rosalie Booth daugh
ter of Junius Brutus and Harriet Mace
Booth a niece of Edwin Booth and a
third cousin of the richest woman in
the world Hetty Green is organizing
in Boston a great Booth revival Ed
wina Booth was born in San Francisco
and was christened there Edwin For
rest and his wife standing as her god
parents When a little tot she wag
sent to the Notre Dame convent in
Philadelphia where she remained until
she was 18
Warned by Fish
Many anglers have great faith in
fish as weather prophets If a storm
Is approaching they say the fish stop
biting and they wont bite again until
the storm is past They also foretell
the near approach of cold weather
Hours before it comes fish leave the
shallow waters in shore and seek deep
er water which owing to its depth
will stay warm and keep an equable
temperature after the shallower and
surface waters are cold
Energetic Claridon Women
That the women of East Claridon
have fallen heir to the masculine en
ergy which built the Tiouses and farms
around this neighborhood is shown by
the fact that when you meet a team
the women nearly always are driving
In this the women excel and it is
only an occasional farmers team
which does not seem to be in posses
sion of some woman Chicago Trib
une
THE WHOLE FAMILY
Mother Finds a Food for Grown Ups
and Children as Well
Food that can be eaten with relish
and benefit by the children as well
as the older members of the family
makes a pleasant household commod
ity
Such a food is Grape Nuts It not
only agrees with and builds up chil
dren but older persons who from bad
habits of eating have become dyspep
tic
A Phila lady after being benefited
herself persuaded her husband to try
Grape Nuts for stomach trouble She
writes
About eight years ago I had a se
vere attack of congestion of stomach
and bowels From that time on I
had to be careful about eating as
nearly every kind of food then known
to me seemed to cause pain
Four years ago I commenced to
use Grape Nuts I grew stronger and
better and -from that time -I seldom
have been without it have gained in
health and strength and am now heav
ier than I ever was
My husband was also in a bad con
dition his stomach became so weak
that he could eat hardly anything with
comfort I got him to try Grape
nuts and he soon found his stomach
trouble had disappeared
My girl and boy 3 and 9 years old
do not want anything else for break
fast but Grape Nuts and more healthy
children cannot be found Name
given by Postum Co Battle Creek
Mich Read the little booklet The
Road to Wellville in pkgs Theres
a reason
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Fault finding eventually results In a
disposition toward selfishness
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PAZO OINTMKNT Is Ruarantced to euro any caso
of Itchinff Wind Weedlnir or Protruding Mies In
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It is hard to form a correct opinion
of others on what is said about them
Lewis Single Binder cigar richest most
satisfying Bmoke on the market Your
dealer or Lewis Factory Peoria 111
No man ever asks a truthful woman
what she thinks of him more than
once
Garfield Tea has been famous for years
as a remedy for constipation liver and
kidney diseases Guaranteed under the
Pure Food Law
Never Had Picture Taken
Judge Charles T Woodard lately
appointed to the Maine supreme
court never had a picture taken
In a Pinch Use ALLENS FOOT EASE
A powder It cures painful smart
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Its the greatest comfort discovery of
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Senators Wife Skillful Harpist
When Mrs W A Clarke wife of the
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Massachusetts avenuo home Mrs
Clark gives her guests a genuine treat
in a harp recital She is a cultured
musician especially skillful on the
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Important to Mothers
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a eafo and sure remedy for Infanta and children
md cc that it
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Modern Plays Puzzle Empress
The empress of Japan has been
reading some European plays and
she does not like them She consid
ers that they deal with forbidden sub
jects and must lead to dangerous
meditations The freedom with which
women in them are represented as
expressing their opinions in public
giving vent to their most intimate
sentiments and putting their hand
kerchiefs over their eyes and weep
ing before people is said to strike
her as quite incomprehensible
CASE OF ECZEMA IN SOUTH
Suffered Three Years Hands and Eye
Most Affected Now Well and Is
Grateful to Cuticura
My wife was taken badly with ec
zema for three years and she em
ployed a doctor with no effect at all
until she employed Cuticura Soap
and Ointment One of her hands
and her left eye were badly affected
and when she would stop using Cu
ticura Soap and Ointment the eczema
came back but very slightly but it
did her a sight of good Then we
complied with the instructions in us
ing the entire set of Cuticura Rema
edies and my wife is entirely recov
ered She thanks Cuticura very much
and will recommend it highly in our
locality and in every nook and cor
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the sake of suffering humanity I M
Robert Hydropolis La Jan 5 and
Sept 1 1906
Took Sensible View of Life
Lindley Murray the grammarian a
native of Pennsylvania who died in
1826 had views of life that were
quite as correct as his principles of
English grammar He wrote I
was persuaded that a truly sincere
mind could be at no loss to discern
the just limits between a safe and
competent portion and a dangerous
profusion of the good things of life
These views of the subject I reduced
to practice and terminated my mer
cantile concerns when I had- acquired
a moderate competency
Never judge any mans worth by
his size A silver dollar is much lar
ger than a 10 gold piece
STOP WOMAN
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First that almost every operation
in our hospitals performed upon
women becomes necessary because
of neglect of such symptoms as
Backache Irregularities Displace
ments Pain in the Side Dragging
Sensations Dizziness and Sleepless
ness
Second that Lydia E Pinkhams
Vegetable Compound made from
native roots and herbs has cured
more cases of female ills than any
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For more than 30 years has been curing Female Complaints such as
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Women suffering from any form of female weakness are invited to
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