The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, August 21, 1903, Image 3

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THE SALESWOMAN
Compelled to Be on Her Feet the Larger Part
of the Day Finds a Tonic In
Mies Curtain of St
Paul Gives Her
Experience
MISS NELLIE CURTAIN 646 Pearl
street St Paul Minn head cales
Tfoman in a department siore writes
I have charge of a department In a
dry goods store and after standing
the larger part of the day I would go
home with a dull ache generally
through my entire body I used Pe
runa end feel so much better that I
walk to and from the store now I
know Peruna to be the best medicine
on the market for the diseases peculiar
to women Miss Nellie Curtain
Nothing is so weakening to the human
system as the constant loss of mucus
Catarrhal inflammation of the mucus
membrane produces an excessive forma
tion of mucus Whether the mucus
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No 341903
brane be located in the head or pelvic
organs the discharge of mucus is sure to
occur
This discharge of mucus constitutes a
weakening drain the system cannot long
withstand the loss of mucus hence it 13 that
women afflicted with catarrhal affections of
the pelvic organs feel tired and languid
with weak back and throbbing brain A
course of Peruna is sure to restore health
by cutting off the weakening drain of the
daily loss of mucus
An Admirable Tonic
Congressman Mark H Dunnell National
Hotel Washington D G writes
Your Peruna being used by myself and
many of my friends and acquaintances not
only as a cure for catarrh but also as an
admirable tonic for physical recuperation
I gladly recommend it to all persons re
quiring such remedies Mark HDunnell
If you do not derive prompt and satisfac
tory results from the nse 01 Peruna write
at once to Dr Hartman giving a full state
ment of your case and he will be pleased to
give you his valuable advice gratis
Address Dr Hartman President of The
Hartman Sanitarium Columbus Ohio
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I THE DEFIANGE STARCH 009 SM
TANKS
How Convert Was Made
A lay delegate to the Episcopal con
vention of the Newark diocese which
recently elected the Rev Dr Lines of
New Haven as bishop was very zeal
ous in advocating the selection of an
other candidate One of those he ap
proached objected to his candidate on
the ground that he was not sufficient
ly strenuous in his methods
Sfhy you must bo thinking of somo
one else said tho layman in surpris3
Let me give you an Instance of his
methods
When he first took charge of his
present parish he was the same fine
specimen of physical manhood that
you see to day but -withal displayed a
lovely character of gentleness except
vhen you tried to corner him There
was a worldly minded young man in
the town who held several medals von
in athletic contests especially in box
ing matches
The physique of our rector excited
the admiration of the champion and
one day in a fit of athletic frenzy he
said meaning no disrespect but being
governed by his ruling passion
My dear doctor if you were not a
minister I should like to have you put
on the gloves with me I believe I
could knock you out
The rector like most modern
preachers in the Episcopal church is
fond of athletics and had stood pretty
well up in football at his college Be
sides he is tolerably broad ecclesias
tically So he said to the young cham
pion
4I will make you a proposition I
Charles F Holder the naturalist de
scribing a pet pelican which he form
erly owned in Florida says I can
not recall that the pelican ever re
fused food After the most impossible
feeding it had the same dejected
half starved attitude and the same
asthmatic cry for more It was only
after many months that I discovered
that the pelican can never be satis
fied He thus describes the fishing
exploits of these birds In feeding
they generally flew twenty to thirty
ieet above the water with rapid mo
tion of the powerful wings holding
the head slightly upon one side that
they might observe the schools of sar
dines When- tho latter were sighted
they would plunge blindly downward
opening the mouth widely just before
they reach the water endeavoring in
this clumsy manner to catch the fish
which not being able to see upward
were entirely ignorant of the nearness
of danger Rising after the plunge the
pelican invariably wags his diminu
tive tail a self congratulatory act
which confirms the birds stupidity for
w
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lies
It is a curious thing and one that
remains a standing puzzle even to
those connected with the business all
their lives that tight rope trapeze and
other daring performers who chiefly
fwork in the open air are far more li
kble to sudden nerve failure and to
stage fright if it may be called than
are the fellows who only show their
prowess under a roof
Another fact equally well known is
that once a woman performer has
heard the ringing shouts of an ap
plauding public once she has learned
some dangerous feat she will run
risks and quite fearlessly perform
tricks that no male in the same line
would dream of The woman athlete
has not to be urged on she has to be
restained more often than not It
may be said at once that few among
the public know how near death such
people occasionally are
Puzzled by His Ambiguity
A baby was born to a certain min
ister last Saturday morning says an
Oklahoma paper That evening the
officers waited on him with 50 in
cash The next morning when the
congregation assembled two wags
stood before the church door and one
bet the minister would thank the Lord
for the money first and the other bet
he would thank him for the baby
When the reverend gentleman arose
to pray he said Lord we desire
will put on the gloves with you for a
quiet bout If you knock me out I
will agree with your friends that you
are the champion If I knock you out
you shall attend church every Sunday
unless hindered for one year
The young athlete extended his
hand on the proposition He was in
a glow about it not so much because
he was sure he would wrin as hq was
an admirer of the rectors physique
I dont know where the contest
took place I could not swear that it
ever did take place But very soon
after the incident I have mentioned
that younaryathlete becam 3 a regular
attendant in our church Then he was
confirmed and of course is now a
full fledged churchman All inside of
a year
And while he is fond of hunting
fishing and cross country running etc
he never speaks of boxing any more
But he is the best churchman in the
parish I think the rector knocked
it out of him Dont you think that
a preacher who could do that Is
strenuous enough to be a bishop
The delegate whose support was be
ing solicited replied that he was in
favor of type of man for bishop and
he pledged his vote then and there
The vote was not delivered however
for the rector refused to be a candi
date before the convention The lay
man who tells the story added
Thats the sort of preachers the
church needs to day preachers who
can knock a man into4 the church it
it cant be done in any other way
New York Sun
How the Pelican Feeds
the chances are one to five that it has
caught nothing The bills are held
upward the water allowed to run out
of the enormous pouch and then if
any game has been caught the pelican
tosses its beak upward which throws
the fish forward or toward the point
of the beak where it is often
held a few seconds from here
being dropped as it were into
the threat which is a very small
orifice in a veritable waste of
pouch At this moment perhaps a
laughing gull robs tha pelican Some
times it alights on its back again on
its head and the stupid bird makes
no resistance the gull often uttering
its victorious ha ha in advance Just
as the fish is thrown to the tip of tha
beak and protrudes from the side the
laughing gull leans forward snatches
it and rises aloft to in turn be fol
lowed by the swift man-of-war bird
In this simple way a pelican will bo
robbed by successive birds and will
swallow but a small percentage ol
what it catches which possibly ex
plains why it is always hungry
Made Fitzs Mead Swim
The worst two minutes I ever had
In theVring said Lanky Bob Fitz
simmons to an admiring acquaintance
the other day was with Peter
Maher in New Orleans in 1892 I
guess I got a little careless and let
him punch me on the head Fitzs
head fits a 6 hat It seemed like a
trip hammer had struck me My head
buzzed and swam and got light My
brains didnt work I didnt seem to
know what to do I was on my feet
all right but I had lost all sense of
generalship The only thing I did
was to jab at Maher with my left
iwhile I struggled to pull my addled
brains to their senses The round was
nearly over when I came to The first
thing I realized was that jabbing was
just what Maher needed so I kept it
up through the fight and won in the
twelfth round without striking an
other blow
The second meeting between Fitz
and Maher occurred at Lantry Tex
in 1896 The Cornishman declared
openly that he intended to settle the
fight with one blow I have never
forgotten that time Maher hit me in
the head he said and Im going to
make him sorry he ever did it Im
going to hit him once Hell lie down
when I do it Listen to what Im
saying Im going to hit him once
After the battle Fritz said to his
friends I never saw anything like
it in the ring in my life When Maher
stood up before me I could see a
look of awful fear in his eyes as they
saw me put out my left as if I meant
to do some jabbing His hair almost
rose on end He hadnt got over that
awful punishment in four years My
left must have stuck in his craw He
made a swing at my head I stepped
aside and as his own head went down
my right met him on the point of the
chin The floor was his and he stayed
there I said Id hit once and I did
Nerve Faffs
As illustrating both the facts stated
above the writer can never forget see
ing a woman tight rope whose rope
had been left too slack She was per
forming at a great height and when
she got to a certain distance along
the rope the latter sagged so that she
could neither advance nor retire The
public knew nothing of the danger till
the manager in an agony tried to get
two immense ladders tied together up
to the rope But this arrangement fell
short and even if it had not done so
no one would have dared to rest it
against the swaying rope At last the
ladders were held boldly upright by
strong men till the topmost rung just
touched the rope and then the gallant
young fellow a sailor went up while
the ladders swayed about as though in
a breeze He snatched the woman on
the rope and held her just as she
fainted and dropped the balancing
pole
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also to thank thee for this timely suc
cor and the boys are yet undecided
as to which was the winner New
York Press
Cost of Hauling Freight
The cost of freight hauling per ton
per mile on the London Northern rail
way Englands most important line
expressed in cents is 149 on the
Pennsylvania railway the cost is 404
of a cent and on the New York Cen
tral 41G of a cent
Langley Airship Man
Prof Samuel Pierpont Langley
whose Impending experiments with an
airship near Washington are attract
ing conoldc able attention is offi
cially tho secretary of the Smithson
ian Institution He is widely respect
ed bb a physicist and an astronomer
or many years he has been experi
menting with various principles in
air navigation much of his work be
ing in co operation with Dr Alexan
der Graham Bell Prof Langley was
bora in Boston in 1834 wns educated
in Cambridge and Oxford He has
written several works on astronomy
dynamics and aeodynaraics
GREATLY REDUCED RATES
Via
WABASH RAILROAD
Home Visitors Excursion to points
in Indiana Ohio and Kentucky sold
Sept 1st 8th 15th and Oct Gth at
very low rate long limit returning
Little Rock Ark nnd return sold
Oct 2nd 3rd and 4th
HALF FARE
Baltimore Md and return sold Sept
17th 18th and 19th
Homeseekers Excursion to many
points South and Southeast one way
and round trip tickets sold the first
and third Tuesdays of each month
The Wabash is the only line pass
ing the Worlds Fair Grounds giving
all a view of the buildings and
grounds Through connections No
bus transfer this route Elegant
equipment consisting of sleepers
FREE reclining chair cars and high
hack coaches on all trains
Ask your agent to route you via
the Wabash For rates folders and
11 information call at Wabash Clty
oflice 1C01 Farnam street or address
HARRY E MO ORES
Genl Agt Pass Dept
Omaha Neb
Chaunccys Uncle Made Em
Anything to rivet the attention of
the passerby seems to be the New
York merchants motto In a shoe
store window in upper Broadway is
a pair of very old much worn shoes
above which is a placard reading
This pair of suoes was sold in 1SC0
In Peekskill by Senator Chauncey
Depews uncle
When Your Grocer Ssye
he doos not havo Deflanco Starch yon mny
be oaro ho is afraid to keep it until hi
Ftock of 12 oz packages ro Hold Defiance
Starch is not onlv better thfm any other
Cold Water Starch but contains ItJ os to
the package and soils for same inonoy as 12
oj LrnndH
Some men dont know how much
they are worth most dont know how
little
Dont cry over spilled milk theres
enough water wasted as it is
RED CROSS BALL BZUB
Should be in every home Aslcyour grocer
for it Largo 2 oz package only 5 cent3
Japans Slow Workmen
All mills in Japan run day and
night the change of hand3 being made
rt noon and midnight In one mill at
Osaka 26000 workers are under 15
vears of age and operate only 3700
spindles In this country 300 persons
operate that number In the Lowell
mill of 4000 looms and 122000 spin
dles there are 700 male and 1500
female operators In Japan it would
require 12000 persons to do this work
The wages however in Japan are 15
cents per day for a man and 9J cents
for a woman
IfioaothellcvcPisosCure for Ccnstisption
cas an equal for coughs ana colds John F
BOTTin Trinity Springs IncL Feb 6 1900
A Paris School for Dogs
It seems probable that before long
he dogs as well as the daughters of
rich and fashionable folk will be sent
to Paris to finish their education A
school for dogs has been established
there Many society women already
employ a maid or a man as a dog
attendant whose duty it is to train
and to accompany their pampered
pets But it is now possible to send
them to a school where they can he
taught to bark properly to bow in
greeting and farewell to pick up a
fan dropped by the mistress and pre
sent it to her gracefully and to walk
with proud and prancing steps
A New Headlight
A recent Improvement in railroad
locomotive headlights is to send a
beam of light vertically from the lo
comotive as well as straight ahead
The column of light rising vertically
from the locomotice can be seen from
a great distance even though a hill
Ehould intervene to hide the ordinary
headlight and dull the sound of the
whistle The searchlight effect used
abroad ships is thus to some extent
utilized An approaching locomotive
with this device alvays signals its
coming with a pillar of fire by night
producing an impressive as well as
useful result
A German Farmers Csee
Rich Fountain Mo Aug 17tb
Rev Joseph Pope of this place Is
widely and favorably known a3 a
clergyman who has done and is doing
much for his people He Is very much
beloved by everyone for the faithful
ness of his pastoral work
Rev Mr Pope has given for publica
tion a statement made to him by a
German farmer who is a member of
his congregation The mans name is
George Hoellerer and he has given
Rev Mr Pope this letter
Last winter I suffered very much
with Rheumatism I could neither
walk nor ride on horseback nor do
any farm work
I took medicine from different doc
tors but they did not do me any good
Then I tried Dodds Kidney Pills pro
cured for me by a good friend After
I had taken the first bes I felt already
a heap better I was relieved of the
pain and could walk and chop wood
and the contraction of my fingers be
gan to resolve
Now since I have taken six mere
boxes of Dodds Kidney Pills I feel
well again and am able to do all the
work on the farm
In a race between a mans will and
a womans wont the latter invariably
wins
Mpre GpoonerlBms
Some moro of Rov William Arch
bald Spooners transpositions arc
printed in M A P Among them arcr
thoBe There enran up graBHpIIIars
and catcrhoppers Innumerable shov
ing leopard for loving shepherd
alid now I Hec through a dark glass
ly I must return to Oxford by tho
town drain down irain I stopped
for a few minutes to boll my icicle
oil my bicycle
Mrs nnonrtnj nyrttn
Tor rtHilren tcclblDK foftena the Km rcdiirr h
namnutlon allay paiuctirt 8 wlctt rollc 15c bottle
Give a man or woman plenty of vlno
and a little time and you can wrlto
their biography while you walL
When you ride on a self acting trol
ley it is sometimes hard to control
the brakes
DEAFNESS CANNOT BE CURED
by loral Application- ns they cannot reach tlio 1K
ensd pnnlcn or the car There is only onn way
to cine lenfnras anil that iJ by constitutional
remeillrs Ufiaiaess It raircil by an inflamed coji
tliticn or the inui rms lininz ot thelitmachiaii Tobtj
When this tnlie is inCatiifd jon have u nunbliuu
sound or imptufect hearing and when it Is entiicly
closed denfnevi is the irsull otid unites tho in
dainmation can be taken out nnd thfo tube restored
lo it normal condition Iieaiinu will bo duitioyod
foreet nine casei out or ten ore crttsed by c
toirh which is nothing but un intluiiKd condition
of tho mucous surfaces
We wdl cive One Hundred Dollars for aii7 cuso
of OeHfness caused by cutnrrh lint cannot bc
cured by Halls Cnturtb Con Send for circnlma
free P J CHENEY fc CO Toledo O
Sold by DrtwiiiMs 15c
Hall Family 1illa are the best
Joe Chamberlains Flowera
Joseph Chamberlain wan showing
a lady over his conservatories at
Highbury His fiuest remarked One
need not ask you Mr Chamberlain
whether you are fond of llowerH To
which the English statesman made
this characteristic reply Oh I dont
know that I am particularly fond of
them but when I started growing
them I made up my mind that no ono
should have better flowers than I
InnlHt un Gcttlnff It
Some croccrs eay thoy dont keep Do
flnnce Hlurch becuunc they have a Htock
In hand of 12 oz brundn which they
know cannot he sold to a customer who
has once usjd tJie 1C oz iikr Dellanco
Starch for the snmu money
A father may disinherit hia chil
dren but ho cannot disinherit I ho
lawyers
BETra 7HAH S9LD
for tha teeth It p eventa iloca7 It
harden tho vttm csd purifies tho
breath and mouth
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and bnllt to wear All
btvlca for all occupy
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dosot have them
Rend for catalogue to
HMSAdYEZSCH
Ciut Coatbridge Muk
weEr
To prove the healing anffi
cleansing power of Ilitlnc
ToHet IrtlEeptlo yo trill
mail r large trial pacTfjjge
Kith book of instructions
absolutely frco This in not
a tiny sampje but a larxo
vlcce anyone of its value
Women all over the country
m u pruiMing jraitiiij icr TV jat
it has dose In local treat
ment of fcnlaln rnrini
all inflammation vnd discharges wondnrf il as h
cleansing vainl douche for sore throat raa3
catarrh as a mouth -wash and to remove tartar
and -whiten the teeth Send today a costal card
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Sold by drojTRlHtsrrRont postpaid by ns CO
cits large box Satisfaction jru irantcC
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whero to buy scod land cheap vrrite for onr
descriptive folder and map
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froia wain lice of No hcra 1aclflc All under
cultlrction tut COO acrpr -0 acres lenred Itevtra
runs through p Etare Rich hlzci locin k1 ovt r
clay subsoil Eeant nctv h nse cot iifft cVr
bilidlaj3 fair reifan vri Heison 1t
made encuh rsosey it nt tM fcrni o lani tha re s
of natural life lrice per c re 2150 Trmf verv
easy 1 F LUICOLX FAEGC KOR7 L DZQT
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The only pooitlTe cure for Drnnktnnccs
Drug U3lng and the Tobacco Habit Ccr
rcoVusdenee strictly confiOf nilxL
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