The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, October 26, 1888, Image 7

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P f Sil GlWloHo Crudity , the sad-fncod , Jben-
p. / ISM5 iler-lieurtocl peasant prill of Normandy
I | J Slll miuio great history by ono dcsponito
' fi 9 Sickened by the snturimlia of the
K l * lmB& & I'rcnoh revolution , mid moved to dos-
. & - ' . | § | < V pomtion us llobeHpierro and Mnmt woro
Ifi " weI lending tho flower of Franco to tho giiil-
j E , * Spjfs lotine , sho determined that bIio would
* * < 1lli 1 > u''nn ' cm * * ° nrnt'a bloody reign.
rifeJPV Mnrnt Imd demanded two hundred
| 1" / * d pLS. . thousand victims for the guillptine !
; 1- fjlH * ' " " " r Ho pi'opoHed to kill off tho enemies of
M * h ° Revolution to mako it perpetual !
r i > V Horrible thought !
? i ° won ei' it fired tho blood of this
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\ % r x ? * ? & • patriotic peasant maid !
l $ xrJ'i' Gaining access to his closely guarded
< ' ? ? ; quarters by a subterfuge , sho found him
v 4 , in his bath , oven then inexorable and
. . " ' " • giving written directions for further
Kt Jvi5 slaughter !
I' - * r . Ho asked her tho names of tho inim-
> J-yJr 'K 'ca m * lelnti ° who had taken refugo in
; , "v'/e" Caen. Sho told liim , and ho wrotb
Mj • ' them down. "That is well ! licforc a
' " - week is over tho } ' shall all be brought
"
< - ' { . . to tho guillotine. "
H' , , . _ - * y At these words , Charlotte drow from
H a' " j. 7 * - . lier bosom tho knife , and plunged it
H I TC' ' with supernatural forco up to tho hilt in
1 ? f's the heart of Mnrnt.
H ,1 \-k "Come to me , my dear friend , como
H 4 ' ' " - to me , " cried Marat , and expired under
H % the blow !
H | In the Corcoran gallery at Washiiig-
H I . - / ton is a famous painting of Charlotte ,
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B J - > * f' represented as behind the prison bars
M 1 - - . . , ' the day before her execution.
_ _ - ' J / It is a thrilling , sad picture , full of
m I sorrow for her suffering country , and of
Hi * . . . unconquerable hato for her country's
H J . enemies.
B ( "What a lesson in this tragic story !
m ) * Two hundred , nay , five hundred thon-
H ( sand people would IMarathavo sacrificed
H \ c to his unholy passion of power !
B j _ _ Methods are quite as murderous and
H , I ' inexorable as men , and they number
B / j ; their victims by the millions.
H V * ' , e lmo ° ° f history is full of murders
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H / by autliority and by mistaken ideas ! In
B J the practice of medicine alono how many
H / ' hundreds of millions have been allowed
B \ ' to die and as many moro killed by uu-
B \ justifiable bigotry and by bungling !
B * But tho ago is bettering. Men and
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H ' ; methods are improving. A few years
H i ago it was worth one's professional life
B to advise or permit tho use of a proprie-
H * tary medicine. To-day there are not
H two physicians in any town in this conu-
K try who do not regularly prescribe some
_ , form of proprietary remedy !
B * * H. H. Warner , famed all over the
H _ world as the discoverer of Warner's safe
H' \ ' , . cure , becan hunting up the oldreme-
H- \ dies of the Log Cabin days ; after long
m " / " an ( patient research he succeeded in se-
H | / curing some of the most valuable ,
B / - > among fumil3r records , and called them
P B / Warner's Log Cabin remedies the sim-
P H * - , pie preparations of roots , leaves , Lal-
P K " 7 J3 > sams and herbs which Avere the success-
P H L ful standbys of our graudmotlicrs.
P PJk I These simple , old-fashionedsarsaparilla ,
P H I hops and buchu , eouirli and cousump-
P H \ iion and other remedies have struck a
P H 3 popular chord and are in extraordinary
P H jf demand all over the land. They are
P B M \ not tho untried and imaginary remedies
P H of some dabster chemist intent on mak-
P H H ing monej' , but the long-sought princi-
P H H pies of the healing art whicli for gen-
P H k erations kept our ancestors in perfect
P H Wl health , put forth for the good of hu-
P PM * * manity by one who is known all over
P PS M the world as a philanthropist a lover of
P PS M his fellow man whose namo is a guar-
P pi Q antee of tho highest standard of excel-
H lence.
P PS > § The preparations are of decided and
P pC B known intlueuco over disease , and as in
P PM W ' the hands of our grandmothers they
"
P BK I raised up the sick , cured the lame , and
P BB § bound up the wounds of death , so in
P BB | their new form but olden power as Log
P BB * Cabin remedies , they are sure to prove
P BB \ tho "healing of the nations. "
P PBj g Corday did the world an incalculable
P BB % Eervice in ridding Prance of the bigoted
P P BB \ and murderous Marat , just as this man
P BB \ is doing humanit3r a service by re-intro-
P P B | ducing to the world the simpler ami
P B § better methods of our ancestors.
P P PL' I At 200 yards the Lebel lifle would go
P P H 1 through two men.
P P B I The fresh fruit crop of California this
P P H § reason has an estimated value of $10,000-
p pB !
P P H / A Soke : Throat or Cough , if suffered to
P P PJUL - - progress , olten results in an incurable
P P B throat or lung trouble. "Brown's Bron-
P P B r chial Troehca" give instant relief.
H Enseell Sago will leave 5110,000,000
P P H ' when he dies.
P P B A Fortiiuo for $5.
P P H J An opportunity for every Lady and Gen-
P P BM. > tleman to secure an independent fortune
P P BM 5 by the investment of only $5. Address ,
P P B i irithstanip.TheMontanalnvestmentCom-
P P H / pany , Helena , Mont.
P PJP B " > . Bismarck weighs 227 pounds.
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P P P I ] When Baby was sick , ire gave her Castorta.
P P P B \ "When she was a Child , she cried for Castoria.
| I "When she became Miss , she clung to Castoria.
B \ When she had Children , she gave them Castoria.
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B ' D1SOOVERY.
B Any lioolc If. 'irned in oiih roadiuj ; .
1 Mind wandering : cured.
B Speakius : without note * .
B "Wlio.ly unlike artilicial sy.stfins.
PMyMVMyV PIrncv < Mindcimipd by supreme Court.
mymyM , : Great "inducement * to eorrrspondence
K' ' Frospectiis. ttIUi opinion * of Dr. Wm. A. Ham-
J m ' monil. the n'orht-fJined Sreclnllst In illinl illc.iscs. .
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.4 Christian Ad\ocac. Ilichard l'roctor , the
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Kingston Frcomun.
On portions of the sombre Shawan-
gunk mountains , miles away from
settlements and where luscious huck
leberries grow. Rattlesnakes have
been found for many years past , and
this summer they seem to bo more
numerous than over in two or three
localities. The Shawnngunk rattler
is a gamy snake , and rarely if ever
turns tail even in the faco of despe
rate odds. During tho past two
weeks huckloberrypickers report hav
ing lu.d some lively encounters ,
though nobody has been seriously
hurt. Occasionally a rattler will
craw 1 to a village and make itself
known in somebody's dooryard. An
instance of this kind occurred a day
or two ago in tho hamlet of Accord ,
which is situated at tho base of the
Shawangunk mountains and in closo
proximity to tho Delaware and Hud
son canal.
Charles Walker lives in Accord , and
when ho saw an odd-colored , slimy
thing near his dooryard ho made an
investigation , and it was near being
the death of him. The intruder was
a rattler of the most venomous kind
to be found in the mountains and it
soon made Mr. Walker understand
that it would not give an inch and
that it would fightto the very death.
The reptile was all ready to spring at
Mr. Walker when he saw his great
peril and it was tho work of an in
stant to pick up a club that hap
pened to be handy at his feet and to
hit the snake a vigorous whack over
tho head as it sprang toward him.
The blow stunned the rattler for a
eecond or two , and then it coiled it
self and sprang twice at the man who
had made it feel the weight of a
heavy cudgel. Both times Mr. Walk
er escaped from being bitten by the
fangs.
All this time Mrs. Walker wa3 in
the house. As it fortunately hap
pened , she stopped her household
duties for a moment to take a look
"up and down tho road , " when she
saw the desperate position of her
husband. Some women would have
screamed and , later on , would have
run to aneighbor's for help or fainted ,
but Mr. Walker hadn't got that kind
of a helpmate. In aninstantshe saw
that what ought to be done must be
done quickly and then she scurried
into the kitchen , where her husband's
trusty shotgun was in its customary
place , already loaded and ready to
be fired. In a jiffy it was in Mrs.
Walker's hands and in another jiffy
there was a puff of smoke , a bright
flash and a ringing report , and a
dead snake lay stretched at her hus
band's feet. Then Mrs. Walker did
scream just a little , and her good man
told her what a brave little body she
was and how much good sense and
timely presence of mind shv had ex
hibited. Other people have con
gratulated Mrs. Wajker , and now she
laughingly says that she fails to see
that she did anything for the people
to fuss over. Nevertheless she saved
her husband's life , it is fair to pres
ume , and there is no doubt whatever
about the fact that the snake was
one" of the largest seen in Accord in
3ears.
Circus Lemonade Explained by a Fakir.
Chicago News.
After squeezing a lemon until it
was as dry as a tariff speech , the old
soldier lemonade vender deposited
its remains in a big glass bowl or tu
reen. A close-fitting cover is kept on.
tho bowl , and is only lifted a moment
as each piece of extinct lemon is
dropped into the big dish. Nearly a
peck of overworked lemon rinds were
piled up in the bowl.
"Why are you so careful about
those lemon peels ? " queried a curiou3
patron of the stand.
"Want to keep 'em moist and clean.
'What for ? ' Ohjes' ' ' cause I want
to. "
The old soldier looked guilty. He
stammered a bit giving nis wholly
unsatisfactory explanation.
"D'ye sell 'em ? "
"Yes sometimes. You see , the
candy butchers of the circuses and
the picnic fakirs use 'em. They slice
up the rinds and put 'em in a tub of
water to make em look like real lem
onade. A little citric acid put into
the tub gives the water a sourish
taste , and it ain't many people knows
the difference. They ain't very par-
particular , no way , and the lemon
rinds floating in the water , makes
'em believe its all right. I keep 'em
in this covered bowl to keep moist
until I get home , when I put 'em in a
damp place. If the rind got real dry
once it wouldn't look nat'ral and
wouldn't cut up nice.
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The Fashions of Our Daddies.
From "Fifty Years Ago , " Lt Walter Besant.
The gentlemen , of whose long and
wavy hair I have already spoken ,
wore , for evening dress , a high black
stock , the many folds of which cover
ed the shirt , and were enriched by a
massive pin ; the white shirt cuffs
were neatly turned over their wrists ,
their dress coats were buttoned , their
trousers were tight , and they wore
straps and pumps. The ladies either
wore curls neatly arranged on each
side you may still see some old la-
dies who have clung to the pretty
fashion of their youth or they wore
their hair in a loop down the cheek
and behind the ear and then fastened
in some kind of band with ribbons
it the back of the head. The machin
ery of the frocks reminds one of the
wedding morning ia "Pickwick/ '
which all the girls were crying out to
be "done up , " ior they had hooks
and eyes and the girls were helpless
by themselves. Pink was the favor
ite color and a very pretty color ,
too ; and there are plenty of scope for
the milliner's art in lace .andartificial
flowers. The elder ladies were mag
nificent in turbans , and the younger
ones wore across the forehead a band
of velvet or silk decorated with a
old buckle , or something in pearls
and diamonds.
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THE LAZV MAX.
DY E. Ii. BTANTO.f.
Fm tho laziest man , I reckon , that a mortal
over * < ec < ] !
Got money ? Nnry a dollar ! I wasn't built
fer greed.
Fer graspin' and' fer gripin' whore the ro7-
cnuo is found :
I'm what you call a lazy 'un jes' built fer
lyin' round I
Contented ? Mighty right I am ; when spring
winds whisnor sweet ,
In the meadows whero tho daisies mako a
carpet fer your feet ;
Whero the nestiti' birds are chirpin' ; whorq
tho brook , in witchin' play ,
Goes laughin' on , n-pushin' nil tho lillies
oat of his way.
You'll find mo almost any timo a-lyin * at
my ease ,
With tho lull song o' tho locust and the
drowsy drone o' bees
Abovh mo an' around me ; I'm a poet in my
way ,
An' I'd rather hear tho birds sing 'an to
shoot 'em any day !
"Jos' laziness , " they tell mo , nn' I reckon
1 they are right ;
But tho world's so full o' beauty , an' j'ou
can't see much at night !
But different folks has different minds , nor
drink from the same cup ;
"When I'm talkin' to the lillies , thoy'ro a
ploughin' of'em up.
My field's a pnsturo for tho cows , an'
though it never payB ,
It's a source o'pleasure to mo jes' ter see
the creatures graze !
Tho tinkle , tinkle o' tho bells is such a
pleasin' sound.
But I'm a lazy chap , you knoT , jes' built
fer lyin' round !
A Soldier on Courage.
London Standard.
In his famous Fortnightly article
on courage , Lord Wolseley discusses
a subject which he may reasonably
be supposed to understand as well
as any man alive ; and he dees so in
a manner that is not only interest
ing , but amusing and humorous as
well. Courage , whether active or
passive , may be divided into three
kinds that which arises from pure
insensibility to danger ; the inability
to feel fear , which is characteristic of
men like Nelson ; that which comes of
pure ignorance , such as may often be
seen in young soldiers , and was ob
served among the raw British levies
at Quartre Bras ; and lastly , that
which springs from a sense of duty
or a sense of honor overcoming and
suppressing the emotion which the
individual feels at the proximity of
death , and enabling him to face it
with as much coolness as one who
does not feel it at all. The difference
between the two is constitutional ,
and many would say that the last
kind of courage the courage of the
man who knows and appreciates the
peril and would shrink from it did not
higher motives urge him forward is
in reality the more worthy of respect.
But if we can trust Lj'rp Wolseley , it
is not this which makes soldiers
mount the deadly breach or charge
up to a battery of guns with light
hearts and desperate determination.
It is the fiery and impetuous leader
who has never known fear , or the
cooly impassive one who moves about
.among a shower of bullets , regarding
them no more than if they were snow
flakes , who excites the enthusiasm of
his men. According to Lord Wolse
ley , these different kinds of courage
manifest themselves in different man
ners , and the soldier knows by tin -
stinct whicli of the two he is in pres
ence of. Between the officer who con
quers fear and the officer who has
none to conquer he never makes a
mistake. He will respect the first ;
but the second is the one in whose
company he will rush $ n death.
We can easily understand that the
courage of a martyr at the stake or
the splendid calmness of the soldiers
who went down in their ranks with
the burning vessel , would have less
effect for active purposes than the
example of one who rushes sword in
hand on overwhelming numbers , or
seems to court death by exposing
himself recklessly to fire. This was
what Nelson did ; and Lord Wolseley
gives some interesting examples of
this kind of daring from his own ob
servation. He mentions Captain Sir
William Peel , of the royal navy as a
singular example of cool , deliberate
intrepidity. During the bombard meat
of Sevastopol he always walked just
behind his battery , where he was
more exposed to fire than the
men working the guns , and
where his presence made it im
possible for any of the gunners to
flinch. He was always courteous.
But under a heavy fire he became
more than usually urbane and gentle.
This the men always noticed. The
hotter the fire , they used to say , the
more " polite" he became. As an
instance of downright insensibility to
danger , Lord Wolseley mentions Sir
Gerald Graham , who , when relieved
from duty in the trenches , used to
walk straight back to camp , exposed
to the Bussian bullets for many hun
dred yards , because it was the short
est cut , and he was too lazy to go
.roundwhere he would have been
under shelter.
Illustrative of the different kinds of
courage observable in differnt races ,
Lord Wolseley tells us that at the
storming of Lucknow our troops
found themselves in presence of a
gate house , from the upper stories of
which a severe fire was kept upon
them. The only access to the upper
stories was by some very narrow
winding staircases , hardly admitting
one man at a time. The English
soldiers shrank for a moment from
what seemed certain death. But
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the Sikhs rushed in , ' went up the
staircases without a moment's hesi
tation , and in five minutes had
thrown every rebel otfb of the win
dows. Yet the Sikhs would not have
stood up man to man against Eng
lish infantry. There is also the
courage peculiar to certain individ
uals and certain races whicli arises
from contempt for death , and the be
lief that it only leads to a better
and happier life. This was Gordon's
courage. This was the courage of
the Ironsides. And this is the cour
age of the Turks.
ao a nacw
All herbivorous animals require
salt for the maintenance of good
health , and this is especially true of
animals that perspire freely in warm
weather.
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Current Wit.
Next to having her young man
come to seo her Thursday evening , a
girl likes best to stand on tho side *
walk and look at tho engagement
rings shown in a first-class jeweler's
window.
She was doing the driving about
the parks , and her husband was tak
ing his case , when sho sweetly ob
served : "I like to drive you around"
But she started a little and gave him
j | an ominous glance when he cooly re
sponded : ' 'Yes , I know you do. "
"I know we are poor , dear papa , "
said Evelyn , nestling her head against
his shoulders , "but Ethalstano is
brave and hopeful , and he says that
love will mako a way. " "I know it
will , " said old Hyson , grimly ; it's
made away with six tons of parlor
coal and § 22 worth of gas since
Christmas , and it's noxtwinterthat's
worrying me. ' ' Burdette.
Hon. Ignatius Donnelly has con- ,
seated to run for Governor of Minne
sota on the Labor ticket. Tho next
great work to which his able crypto
gram will bo applied will be to show
by the returns that ho is elected.
Lowell Courier.
Doctor : "Well , my dear sir , what
seems to be the seat of your disease ? "
Patient : "It doesn't seem to have
anj' seat , doctor. "It's jumping up
and down all the while. "
A handsome Profit. Aunt Emily :
"Why do do you think you will be a
doctor , Bobby , when you grow up ? "
Bobby : "Because I swallowed a ten
cent piece tho other da3r aud the
doctor charged pa two dollars for
curing me. That's a good business. "
Epoch.
Arthur ( who had been listening
with breathless interest to one of
grandpapa's bible si ories "And were
you in the Ark , grandpa , along with
Noah and all the rest of 'em ? "
Grandpa ( indignantly ) "No , sir :
certainly not ! " Arthur "Then how
is it you wasn 't drowned ? " New
York Tribune.
Jinks was a young man who had
been married a year , and he was tell
ing a friend how different he was
when single. "Were you much em
barrassed when yon 'popped the
question ? ' " asked his friend. Em-
barassed ? Well , I should say I was.
I owed § 1,500 for board and clothes
and one thing or other , and didn't
have a darned cent to pay it with. "
Texas Siftings.
Young Lady ( to cigar dealer )
"Have you the 'Fragrant' brand of
cigars , sir ? " Dealer "Yes , miss. "
Young Lady "How much are they a
box ? " Dealer "One dollar and a
half a box , miss ; 100 in a box. "
Young Lady 'Tou may give me a
box , please. They are a present for
my my cousin ; I've often heard him
say how fond he is of a fragrant
Havana. " New York Sun.
A lot of calves careering in a past
ure do not fulfill the idea of the poetry
of motion , but they give a man an
opportunity to "see the veals go
round. "
We notice that a waterspout burst
in Kentucky the otiier day. A water
spout that would go into business in
Kentucky might expect to burst
with no assets.
Probably the reason why women's
teeth decay sooner than men's is not
the perpetual friction of their
tongues upon the pearl , but rather
the intense sweetness of their lips.
Husband ( on his way to church )
"I'll just skip on ahead my dear , and
get some change. I've nothing less
than one dollai * , and that's too much
to give. " Wife ( on his overtaking
her ) "Did you get the bill changed ? "
Husband "Yes. " Wife " You will
contribute half a dollar , John ? "
Husband "I can 't very well now , 1
happened to meet three or four friends ,
and I've onljgot a quarter left./
Had Its Dry Streaks.
It is said that the best way to col
lect a library is to know each book ere
it goes to its place on the shelf. The
old gentleman in the following anec
dote evidently intended to follow
the rule to the letter. A man hap
pened to go into a Dakota settler's
house one day and noticed the first
volume of a cyclopedia on the shelf ,
and , casually suggested that it was
a good thing to have in the house ,
or words to that effect.
"Yes , " the settler replied , "it's
handy. I only got the first book. "
"How does it happen that you
haven't the other ? "
"Why , I hain't read that one yet ,
an' I haint ready for 'nother. Ye see
I got it of an agent when I was livin'
down in Iowa , an' about six months
after 'round he comes again an'
knocked at the door , an' I opened it ,
an' says he : 'Mister , here's the see-
on' book of your encyclopedv. '
" 'Git out ! " says I ; 'I haint got the
first one read yet ! ' and made him go ,
too , W'y , jes' think ofit. Thatwas
nigh on to ten year ago , an' I aint
more'n two-thirds through this now ,
and my wife is only jes' nicely started
on the Bs !
"It took a pile of brains to make
this ere book I've no doubt ; but , I
tell ye it's my opinion , an' I don't
mind sayin' it , that I think it's got
its dry streaks like most everything
else. " Youth's Companion.
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Something Burning.
They were sitting cm the porch and
it was growing late.
"Would.Tou mind if I lighted a
cigar ; Mis fclara ? ' . ' he asked.
"Certainly not , Mr. Sampson , " she
replied.
And presently the old man , who
was getting desperate , spoke from an
open window above :
"Daughter , " he said , "I left my
rubber overshoes near the kitchen
stove and you had better see to 'em.
lean smell something : burnim ? . "
• The Epoch. " * " I
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XVhy Now Vorlc Wn Called Gotham.
Because tho inhabitants thereof woro
such wiseacres tho allusion being to
tho three wiso men of Gotham "who
went to sen in a. bowl. " Gothnm is a
parish in Nottinghamshire , in England ,
tho inhabitants of which wore famed
throughout England for their stupidity.
Tho namo was first applied to this city
by Washington Irvinsr and James K.
Paulding , in tlioir "Suhnugundt , " tho
last number of which appeared in 1808.
. two American has
n warm placo in his heart
for tho old Loo Cabin.
eTnr. "English you
kuow/'but from tho Log
Cabins of America hnvo
sprung men in every ro-
spect greater than any
from the grand castles of Europe. War
ner's Log Cabin Sarsaparilla is tho best
in the world.
There are 2 , . ' 100 miles ol mnina for con
veying natural gus in this country.
IVootl ( liojipci-H Strike
Dentinood ( Dak. ) l' 'o icer , Aus. 20.
Joo liirnrd , who held onc-twonticth
of ticket No. 3.S9-1 , which drow $15,000
or one-twentieth of the capital prize
( 300,000) in the Louisiana Stato Lot
tery drawing of Angust 7tli. received his
inone3' through the first National bank
of this city and left Wcdncsihvy for Ins
former home in Cannda , whero ho will
purchase a comfortable homo for his
parents and then return to Uio hills.
Joo was a wood chopper in the Homo-
stake camp near Brownsville , working
for day's wasres , and this money will
placo himself and parents above want.
Joe Berry ( Mormon Joe ) of Browns
ville , who had tho number of Bivard's
ticket , and learning from tho Pioneer of
August 8th that it was n luck } ' number ,
went to tho wood camp and purchased
it for $50 , but after some difliculty tho
matter was compromised by Bivard cot-
ling $10,000 and Berry $5,000. Pur
chasers of Louisiana Lottery tickets in
this vicinity Avill hereafter hold them
until they learn the result of tho draw
ing-
ingA
A canal will soon bo built between tho
Black and Caspian seas.
Don't hawk and blow , and spit , but use
I Dr. Sage's Catarrh I'eincdy.
i Spain is to build fivo or six ironclads in
her own country.
llelter'2'hiui a SIcro.
"What a coward that Major Smith is , "
fin id .loiiL-8 to Robinson , "why , tho very
hiulit or un-powder would make him ill.
How did lie ever manage to become an of-
iiter in the army ! " "Don't say anything
ncaiust Smith , " answered Robinson , "ho
once saved my life. " "Saved your life !
Nonsense , impossible ! Whatdoyoucan ? "
"I mean that I was in the first Btages of
c-i > iiKiiinption ; I was losing strength and
vitality every day with the terrible dis-
i\-ik , whensSimth advised me to take Dr.
Pierce's Golueit Medical Discovery. I had
tried all kindi of medicine without success ,
aud my physician had given me no hope ;
yet here I am , as well as oyer a man was ,
and I owe my life to Smith , and to tho
wonderful remedy he recommended.
The Suez rarial takes in about § 1,000 , -
000 a month in tolls.
A I'onnii Oii'l'x Grief
at seeing her charms or face and form do-
liar tint' , and her health imperiled by func
tional irregularities , at her critical period
of life , was turned to joy and gratitudo
after a brief self-treatment with Dr. Pierce's
Favorite Prescription. It purified anden-
tiched her blood , gave a healthy activity
to he kidneys , stomach , bowels and other
organs , and her return to robust health
speedily followed. It is the only medicino
f r women , s < > ! d l > y druggists , under a
jinsitive guarantee from the manufactur
ers , that it will give satisfaction in every
case , or money will be refunded. This
guarantee has been printed on the bottle-
wrapper , and faithfully carried out for
many years.
There is to be a cable from Java to Ma
cassar.
- J Lumbago.
lllllwprT CUBES
I Jhrchrohig cases
k SOYEARS
" "
STANDING.
WM NO RETURN OF PAIN.
At Druggist * and Dealers.
jppeSB' THE CHARLES A. V0GELER 00.
? Skw Baltimore , Md.
Diamond Vera-Cura
FOR DYSPEPSIA.
AND ALL STOMACH TR03CLES SuCH AS :
facUeition , Gour-Stoiaach , Heartburn , Kusu , Gil-
dineu. Constipation , Fullness after eating , F od
Hieing in the Month and disagreeable taste after eat
ing. HervoTuness and Low-SyirlU.
At Dntggisls and Vca'crs or sent hv mail on re-
ecijitof2ncis. (5 ( bozc > Sl.00) ) t ' n tiampi. bample
sent on receipt cf'2-cent Stamp.
THE CHARLES A. VOGELER CO. . Baltimore. Md.
BTJTEES * GUIDE is
issued March and Sept. ,
each year. It is an ency
OThe of useful infor
mation for all who pur
chase the luxuries or tho
necessities of life. Wo
Can clothe you and furnish you with
nil the necessary and unnecessary
appliances to ride , walk , dance , sleep ,
eat , fish , hunt , work , go to church ,
or stay at homo , and in various sizes ,
Btyles and quantities. Just figure out
what is required to do all these things
COMFORTABLY , and you can make a fair
estimate of tho value of the BUTEBB'
GUIDE , which will be sent upon
receipt of 10 cents to pay postage ,
MONTGOMERY WARD & CO.
lU-ll4 Michigan Avnnun. Chicaeo.Hl.
OF PURE COD LIVER OIL
.Aasrr )
HYPOPHOSPHITES
Almost as Palatable as tVlilk
So dis uixf it that it can r > o talcen ,
digested , and assimilated by tho most
sensitive stomaciwlieii the plain oil
cannot , be tolerated ; and liy tho com
bination of tlie oilvitil tlic liypo-
pttoapliites is mncb. more efficacious.
Eemsrfcalile as a flesh producer.
Persons gain rapidly while taking it.
SCOTT'S EMULSION is acVnoTriedBert by
Physicians to be the Finest and Best prepara
tion in the world for the relief and cure of
CONSUMPTION , SCROFULA ,
GENERAL DEBILITY , WASTING
DISEASES , EMACIATION ,
COLDSand CHRONIC COUCHS.
The grtai remedy for Consumption , and
Wasting in Children. Sold by all Druggists.
glKlMMFBEE TRADE PfilCgsT
V-- " ZflHBPi-NO rROTICTIOS' XO HO.MWOUUl
m HHMHR&S fwr sewjxg i kow rwr
OT iJliailACmSES | ONLYtjlO
BW B f AS We are now telllne our WEST *
GtX2l V j Xi EI'IMPROVED SINGSRSEWI.VQ
H VhtEI MACHINE jameaa cut compbta
I UiXJtmJ "ah all attachments and war-
Mf JtFt ranted for i jear * for onlr Slo.
Ijr JRll Send for circular and tee full ds-
Si IBBBJcA tcrlptlon of thlt and other ttTlei ,
* * * _ SBSS I to M. K. SCVJL.IIX Jb CO. .
g" A"5r a Weit Lake St. . Chicago. 11L
rrx SB | \ I ft XTS3 U. 'H h ; best.
eT > ] 9 lI X Stationers beepbera. . Standard qualit ?
fc > 3 JSbi \ ! Vail styles , z , - * - * < lnz.Vcti > isVj mil
iG'kLV ESTEftBRnQK.
"So far , so Rood , " unfa tlio hoy. nftor
eating the stolon tart. Aflor ruviimlnK tho
thoumimlu ami tons of thounaii < li of cold *
and courIih that liavo been conquered by
Dr. DuII'h Coiish Syrup wo can readily nay ,
bo far , ho good. 1'ricu 2o contn.
" 1 Imvo found a Buro euro for my wc k
nnklo. " sho Hnid. "What can It be ? "
"Fancv a woman Tiover having heard of
8alvafiouOH at twenty fivo centu a bottle.
In 1'ranto there nro 21iiii : : national
Bchoolu for girls and : i7,92-l for boya.
BAicm : iviiik.
If you have barbed wire fencen. keep Veter
inary CnruolUulve in your staoles. It
cures without a scar and renews the hair it *
orlclnal color. 50 cents and $1.00 at Drug
gists or by malL Cole Jt Co. , Black Itlver
Falls. "Wis.
Tho HightB of tho now British rifle allow
for an elevation up to 2,800 yards.
Wo invite your attention to tho adver-
tisnment of Dr. F. B. Golloy , in another
column.
A mountain iu Colorado hus been named
Mount Sheridau.
.
! t ' l I.I *
It's Easy to Dye
IL 10 Pr Superior
/t Jpl Strength ,
m Fastness.
J fTIjft Beauty ,
vWh J BtflxS and
V ) i/ § © Simplicity.
Warranted to color more goods than any
other dyes ever made , and to jdve more bril
liant and durablo colors. Ask for the Dia-
mond , and take no other ; 36 colors , xocts. each.
WELLS , RICHARDSON & CO. . Burlington , Vt.
For Gliding or Bronzing Fancy Articles USE
DIAMOND PAINTS.
Gold , Silver , Bronze , Copper. Only 10 cts.
Baby PortraitSo
" * " k A Portfoliooriicautifnl baby r.ie-
Krf5 jturcs trom life , rrinted on line
v li plate paper by patent photo
c \ A fQSt process , hent free to Mother of
Pa 5Aj * , , ny Itohv bornithin u year.
< Z SrfAOiEvery irother wants these
f &Z lg&X \ Pictures ; send nt once. Cue
, / p5rirf\\ 1 Baby's name and ukc.
mW ' jL/WELLS / , RICHARDSON fr CO. ,
HM * W S , gjjp BUnLIHGTON , VT.
*
EL W. BXrafHAKFS
0AKLAIVEI FARM.
JU3,000 PERC8ER0S % ! I 1
$ lWm FBEHCH COACH HORSES ,
lU(0i % % IMPORTED.
K wFti § \ STOCK OX HAND : •
ifW 800 STAiUONSorscrflao-
sraram aafc.abI ° ase' 15 ° cox/rs im
RS r 4isi&i23fSachoce ! pe'll rer * . Mtperior Irnll-
P3 QK < S3 vldiials : 200 2IttS OIC'i'EI >
( 5 * * XJKOOIJIWAKES ( bOln'oal
Hqf by Brilliant , tho ino < .Uamuu3 living uire ) .
gy Beat fually. Prices Etrutannlile.
ffl Terms liwy. Don't Buy without Impact-
/ Ing this Grout ox t and Mint rauccessfal
Itrooillnjc Xstalillilimont of America.
InlfnJIocparfbtifr § , nildrfuforSSO-pagenUlccue ,
M. W. mmmi , Wayne , Illinois ,
SS bIIm n t I'Mciku ua C.iS.IT. U'j b l.Turner < ! uac. XfcJcU. .
vXU/mELEGTRIGITY /
WP IN A BOTTLE.j
\ = W TEST'S EI.EOTKII' C'lIRK
L * * > .h Catarrh , Jlay Fever , Nturrlgia ,
* egs ! Headache , Asthma , and Kh-u-
. < * a2 ! M inatisii. ! * • has no equal. Every
TF DE M KK. bottle sold on : ) ( lavs' trial.
' Kir 5&A Price SI.00. AUEXTaVA.T -
ikfSs&n ED. Local airents sell from l'J
Wl $ mto iMUotth-s Daily. C 'Tcrms
Vii Si ' to a treats aud complete Descript
ive Pamphlet ritEn.
THE WEST ELECTRIC WltJ'Z CO. ,
149 Washington ! : . , Cliicsiijo , III.
ANEWPENTETEUGH !
liy the E-lltnr of "Problems of Xature. "
"What anil Wliero Is Cud 12..V )
Electricitr in N.itiin- - . < > •
Cause and Cure of liatc 'W
Matin ? In Marn [ r 5 > >
A Now Ad\entof Sclent.Hc.ttelifrioiis. am ! Histori
cal Facts
I'hilo'-orihy of Nature. Monthly Journal pt yr. 1.00
PUJLHKOOK & DEAN. 201 I' .rouduuy. N. Y.
07 Wu < lsiii : loii St. , Chicago , 1 ] .
" "
rssnitic JX
THE MUTUAL LIFE INSURAPJCE COMPANY
OJP 3WEW YOK.3C.
T'ie I.arc > t. Chcapn : nad liesl ia tlm YVorliL
CASII .ASSETS SI20.000.000.
BIMOK OOETZ. TTM. F. ALLEN .
Special Azeni. General Asent
oaar-AJBT-A. , - - rcmis.
sroe ? * * . m 1 predefine and fully ea-
j / iefji dorBe Big li as tne only
/SSaJrcore : ! inW specific for the certain cure
/Ji TO 5 dats.\3 of this disease.
iPf&ra01 BWH G.H.INGKAHAM' .M. D. ,
&gS camtStrtctare. u Amsterdam , N. Y.
( SESI MKoslybTtti We have sold Big C for
KsS . . . . . . . many years , and it has
U i * Cat = iCUM - '
T Kl/en tlie Lest of satis-
\S # v Ciaciimatl.SKivja faction.
Kf OMO. Jftll D.JS.DYCHE&CO. .
% 55St _ _ Jt < y VI Chicago , III.
7rJe < * * 2u'2g2s1ark S1.00. Sold by Drusci3ts.
The Celebrated Red Oak Cart.
Ilest Cart on earth. No hor r motion. Itrcatlns
and Speeding Cars a fpec nltv. I'rlrc % ii.W auJ
r.M.U0. > . O. I' i-ir > Oniali.i. Send for Cuts.
CHAS. F. IJirLLIGAK" ,
dealer In all kin Is of
Carriages and Harness.
T2tli and H riiry streets. Omilii. Np1 > .
" "ZTSj fjg - , Sent on trial. Freight
Jgggg gfeS > SgffIJ5ff ! y = Full/Warranted. .
SglS # 3 TON $35.
' * < 1 > , n-Tg " Other sires proportion
ately low. Agents well paid. Illustrated Catalosu *
free. Mention this Paper
OSGOOD & TEOlCSO&Biaffiaatsa , N/ &
Wholesale Goods to Consumers , „
hnTallTonrcrooili 'roni .need'etoathre hi'isnarhina
AT WHOLE-ALE. Yo-i can sare the nitJdle-
jntn profit. HOW ? Jutt ipihIiis i2 < - < rntiiu. tmp3t
lirepar po tareonrnd ! receneliyrt-'n iiiuaILAlJK !
CATAL0GCE.20O PAGES. IOOO Illn.tri.tioni.
Krcry thine you ure. Kewman Put'ehailmc A -
ncIatlOR , lORAlOn lTnliath A e C'hiratco.lll
Vor reference , we refer to National Uani of IllinoU-
e IfJS ] Pri Attb rateth yfcaT9bseiJeo-
FFi RijWifco n t ! 8 rubho Domains will
rA ! "gL . ? ? trj.Ug.y all ? be icoc , in byecn. Haw is
tzt ujb.u fcn u Z m Lul u l\9 &oa iluaM fi .1 $1.25 pc . Qrre.
Wttt WurenM to ! , t fer CL&lmff Whcr. tiwi LU v. btfUjil
UtatUviiluftrnfLnuamcfLlSulMcal Timi1 * ! , tul lO eat *
tt ntiin IX. to&RtiM Inn Tiers. m ? i3tum it fucrta. of t , Cn !
fcaat. A41 i T1IK WESTiaiiJ OIZLD.CUlcnc .XU.
Hood's Sarsaparilla ? 1 |
I. careful.y . prcp.rc.i from * * " " % , 9
Undrnka Dock. Wp l r . Ja lpir B' 'S 5 M
other well-known and valuable , iuH.ar * ' , M
hr peculiar combination , praportl n 1 * * * * * W
- * * *
> * *
' curatlto *
Clvln * to Hood' * Sarwparllla „
poMCSied by other medicine * . JjS
Hood's SarsaparIHa 1
U tho bett blood pnrtflar. It enre. * " ' ' • JS J
Ilhoum imiH , l'impte. * U Unmoral. W"J * * > t'Z. 1 ®
IpumeH Stele Heid.che. Indigo ; ion. dewf
KldW " * " I
blllty. Catarrh. Itbeum-itUnu ?
comjlalat * . overcome , that tired reollnr. " "teJ a * . J
• ppetif. .trenstheni tho norvcj , and bulldi up tt J
whole lyitem. 'M
Hood's Sarsaparilla 1
Fold by all drmrplit * . iltMxforH. Prcparo'l'oalr 1
by C. I. HOOD & CO , Lowell , Man * . -g
100 Pose * * Ono Dollar | j
Ilewaro t Frnuil.ni my namo and tho pric AT - *
iitnmpod on tho bottom of nil my ndrertUud aboe *
boforoIeaTlmrtbofnctory.wlilcli protectthowenr - 1
ers atalnit hlrh prltc.i and Inferior Roods. Ir < ?
daaler olTert W. K. Doiielna nhoe ntn rednoe * . *
price , or ays he has thnui without my nnnipnnfli . . a
yrico ktamped co tlio bottom , put him do n ai lralia.
wTldougl s
VpO Wl l\-/Cl. GKNTI.KMKN"
Tlio only calf S.t HKAMI.KSS Shoe Mnootli lo-
iiidc. MlTAt lt.S or WAX TIIItKAD t hurt
the tret.easv. Irnd newelanl WII.I.NOT ItlP
XV. I. . DOI'NI.AS SI SIIOK. the orJc'tial ' and
only liiiiiIewril ( writ ( I d'loc. Equal * cuatuiu-mada
khneiowlnir frim t > ! tuV. _ , .
V. " . t. . l > OUiI.AS US.CO I'Or.ICU SHOE-
Itrllroud Men an-t Lrtt r Carrier * all * ear Iicji.
Smooth Inalde as a Hand S-wud Shoe. No 'lucks or
IVax Thrrad lo urt tlir teet.
XV. I. . DOt'CLAS J a..TO SIIOK I unexcelled
forlicarv n ir Heat Ct f Miof Jortur rirrr
XV. I. . IJIIL'HI.ASSB.sr. WOltlUN' .tMAN'S
SIIOK M ihr b-it lii i if vId for rou.li wear ; ono
pair ought to weir n nun u vs ir.
tl'e l > et nclion' f.iiMIn the AOrM.
XV. h. UOUbLAS 9I.7S YOUTH'S -hnol
Shoe kItci the kiii.i'l lloya n chauce to wearllm
but Mhoes in the world. ,
AH made In Concn" * , Button nnd Lace. If not
fo d by your dealer. url"e
xv. ij. ioxjjj.vm , iti-ociuon.Wii'MM.
The Great Liver and Stomacli Eemeiy
For tho euro or all disorders or tho Stomach. U\tr ,
Bowel * . Kidneys , Bladder , Nervous DIaeusea , Losa of
Appetite. Ileaiiaehc , Constipation , Costlvcnras , Iu-
, dlscstion , Blliousnca' ' ' , JVver , Jnliammatlon of ituf
; Bowels , Plies and all derangements or tho Interna *
j Viscera. Pu-ily vegetable , containing no mercury.
j i minerals , or tlcluterlouu drugs.
PEBFEBT DIGESTION $ ? VE3E
one < > r Itailway's PIIli everlrioriiiiiK , about tens ,
o'clccic.asa illmcr jilll. By so dolui ;
Dj-spcpsla , FoulStoniach , nilioiiTiew , will bcavoiilcd
, a tlic food that I < euteu contribute * It3 uouri&tilnx
jir > : .trtles for theaupportor thuuaturalwavtoor tho
1 body.
| 127" OI > rrvo the ffillowlnt Hymptomi rrtultlnj
fnmt U' > < at.cuf r < ic > Ii ; tl fOrsPiiM'Con < * tluBt ! < in
Iliw..nl Pilei , Kulliuss < .r tl > HNxxl In tho Heart. .
Aeldlt > of tho Suiiaii. ! Nausea. Heartburn , Dbirusr
or Food. Failnnis cr WeUht in ( lis Mtoituclt. &jur
Kructatii.is , Siko ! or Kluttenii or the Hearty
Choking or SiilTbcat'ni ' ; SmiMitlons when In a Ulna ;
iiosturn. Dimnc ! ; < or Viii'.n , Uots or AVeba licforc the.
SI ht. Fe cr and Ij.ill Pain in th-Head. Deficiency
of P < Tspru'lon ! , Yellowne.s or thuSlclnauil KytJ ,
Pain In tinSide. . Ch t. Llinbi , and Sudden Flushes
or Heat , Burning in the Flesh.
A few do3M or ItA IVA yS PIHS will xre/ f
tho system or all the. ilxne nima ! dlsardcrv. '
Prlco 25 eta per box. Sold by all druggists.
Send a letter stamp to I ) It. RA I'A V & CO _ .
No. 3J Warren .street. NVw Y.rx. tiyluroniia-
tioi worth thousands vi HI be icnt to you.
TO THE PUBLIC. Be sure and ask tor RAUWAY'S
r.nd that the • • "
seo namo ItADWAY Is oa what yoi >
buy.
BiIion5ne55. I
Symploms : I
Want of Appetite. I
Furred Tongue. _ j
Bitter Taste. J r U
Constipation. V
Headache. \ I
General Depression ;
TreaJmenI : I
' 1
DR. SCHENCK'S
MANDRAKE
PILLS.
This is sure and always safe. I
For Sal 1 > 7 * 11 DmgEitta. Price 25 ct . per box ; M
3 boxes for C5 cu. ; or tnt by nuil , posU e free , oa _ _ _
rtceipt of price. Dr.J.H.SchenclcASon.Phllad'a. H
E | Piso's Kcmcdy for Catarrh Is tho Wa _ H
_ Ecst , Easiest to Use , and Cheapest. Bjl _ _ _
a s" ! < 1 by druir ists or sent by mail , jgg H
K _ 33c. E. T. Hazeitice , Warrea. Pa. _ j
W. N. U. , Omaha , 433 43 * I
g ryani I Sfraiffosa Chisago Beslgess College I I
H SHORT-HAND INSTITUTE and ENGLISH TRAIHINC SCHOOL. I tho TA > DAKXr _
& % $ IXSTJTCTIO.N and the IiAKG-ESU" XI 3" CC JTEI 'VORIiI ) : Fullin'ora-
E * tioa. Catnlosue.teruM.etc zentFttSE. Address II. Ii. BUI .VAT i bO > , I'royricion , Chlcuso , III. B
i _ _ m's . i i f % m w w& " is 'ins ' Brst - } I
MJ * \ j J JK. " ft * lA hSS * 1 lift i ? J S1 Rr-1 v-3 VVf r\ f l H
H Kon rcnclne cattn Don't'wasteyonrmonercnapnmorm'ibcrcost. Th < FISH BRANDSLICiTEra ,
f&tuaped witb the . S jabsolutely icni-rand trinrfrEOor.and vi.U keep voa clrv i.i t.e : hsrde t ttcrml
gg TKicgatRg. Ask tor the "FISH HKAXD" slicxek and take no other. If lourstor-keerer oe-J
Knot hive the "n a cmto" . send fnrdescrintivectt.tlmiftto A .1 TOiVKR. TOFin m it StPo 'on. , Va j
. . . . .
WPWm ' ! ' * i. " " - - ' ' ' J " ' ' ' *
I
*
TO MAKE ,
ftt ° HT'y | A DELiCiOUS BISCUIT J
SBg | ! f -VSIC YOUR GROCER FOR
| _ HH OWISHT'S "COW BRAMO" S0S1
AND TAKE NO OTHER.
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