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\W \ * Mr. ana 31 if. Bowser.
| | Y I don't want to bo complaining of
Ifl Mr. Bowser nil tho t me , but some of
il- liis doings ought to bo held up to tho
IF public gaze. Ho came in from tho barn
If tho other day in a great hurry and call-
Si cd out :
m % "Mrs. Bowser , whore's tho screw-
1 driver ? Hurry , now , fori want it right
I ? away ! "
J fiVhy. T don't know wliero it is. I
, doVt have charge of your tools. "
• 'Look hero ! I left that screwdriver
on this window sill in tho sitting-room
) yesterday afternoom. "
-Well , I haven't seen it. "
"Who has ? It's probably been tucked
„ * into the stove or given away to some
J Polack. It's a wonder the piano doesn't
turn up missing some morning. If it's
got so I can't leave a tool around the
house without its being destroyed , I
I want to know it"
I was looking around while he stood
iu the middle of the room talking , and
S presently I found a gimlet bored into
• * the wall where he had intended to put
§ up a bracket , and said :
* ' 'There's tho gimlet , and you'll bo
f askngfor that next. "
9 , "Mrs. Browser , when I asked you
f wliero the gimlet was , why didn't vou
\ tell me ? "
- - / "You didn't ask. "
. "What ! What brought me in from
I the barn ? "
"You came after the screwdriver. "
J "Never ! I came right in here and
, asked for tho gimlet , and you know it !
\ Do j-ou suppose I'd try to bore a hole
< . with a screwdriver ? "
| t "I'm sure you said screwdriver. " |
L "I know 1 said gimlet ! "
f He was mad about it all the aftcr-
r noon , and that evening , as we got set-
f tied down after supper , ho suddenly
f observed :
' "If you'll hunt up those rivets I'll
fix that picture frame. "
> "Did you have some rivets around
* here ?
! § "Did I ? Didn't I bring a paper of
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'em home three or four davs ago !
I They've probably gone into the stove
' f or into the cart of sonic peddler. "
"Mr. Bowser.l'U take my oath there
f hasn't been a rivet iu this house since
| we moved ia. What could we use
rivets for ? "
"Do you remember the night I
' brought home that bottle of wine ?
i Didn't I take a small package out of
j - my pocket and put it on that tableand.
didu't I afterwards get the tack-ham
mer and put a strip on the kitchen
, window ? "
"Oil yes. "
"Oh , you remember , do you ! "
! "But you didn't have rivets in that
package they were inch brads , and
t they are rightln the stand drawer. Why
didu't vou sav brads , Mr. Bowser ? "
. * / -Who said " rivets ? "
[ "Why. you d.d. "
! I "Don't vdu suppose 1 know the dif
ference between rivets and brads ? "
s "Certainly. "
lf l "Then don 't try to make a fool of
< me ! When I asked you for the brads
, , I didn't mean rivets If jjj'ou don't
t , know which from which vou'd better
1 * learn. "
/ Mr. Bowser was using J his tape-line
in the garret the other day , and when
l I went up and found it strung about I
reeled it up and laid it on a window-
sill. About 10 o'clock the next fore-
K noon hs came rushing in with the ex
clamation :
* OCicc neighborhood , this is ! You
are bound and determined to locate up
here , and iww you must take the con-
f * • < sequences ! "
* -What is Mr. "
\ it , Bowser ?
"I left ray tape-line on that saw-
borse yesterday , and some human liend
. slid in last night and stole it. It was
f by your advice that I came up here and
invested $10,030 in a house , and this is
the result ! "
' • " 'Weren't joa using the tape-line in
H- the house yesterday ?
| -No. ma'ani ! "
'P J " "Didn't you leave it up in the gar-
"Do you think I've suddenly lost my
memory ! Mrs. Bowser , you talk to
me as if I was a half-idiot ! "
' I went up and got the tape-line and
brought it down to him. He was caught ,
I out what did he do but assume an air
f ' a awful dignity and say :
"Mrs. Bowser , don't you never dare
j ; lo play any such trick on me ajrain ! A
Joke is a joke , but when you sneak into
j . ; he yard and carry my tape-line up into
| the garret it is going altogether too-
| jar ! "
j I suppose there are men who keep
I some track of their hats , gloves , rub-
l oers , etc. . when at home. butMr. Bow-
f ser isn't of that .kind. Each morning
L t after breakfast I .am prepared for the
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exclamation :
P "There ! Some of you have been
I fooling with my hat ! "
F "Isn't it on the hall-tree ? "
I "If it was would I stand here asking
I for it ? I don't thiak I've gone blind
| fet. "
\ "Didn't yon leave it in the sittzng-
f "
room ?
i "Of course I didn't ! I hung it up
Jgr here as I came home , and some of you
K • y have probably been using it to store
L potatoes in. "
j | The hat is found on a chair in the sit-
K timr-room. just where he had placed it ,
* and after more crumbling he goes into
# • the hall for his rubbers and shouts
H back :
& "Thev are gone ! "
* "What ? "
ft v "My rubbers ! I'll be banged if 11
/ , stand this much longer. You or the
| F cook have got to let my rubbers alone
flu or I'll know the reason why ! "
K ' "Are you sure you left'em there ? "
jr "Am I sure I'm alive ! You've prob-
i * ably cut 'em up to make door-hinges
p | or some fancy nonsense ! "
P "Here they are , Mr. Bowser. You
* " & remember you took * em off by the radi-
St , "
W -w1 * ator J3 Jou stood telling mo about the
W < -4 * | railroad accident. "
, f ' "I don't remember anything of the
< m sort ! I suppose mv gloves are down
* . in the coal-bin , and my scarf lias been
ps given to the bojs to play horse with.
I& . 111 come in by way of the barn after
Wt this , and when I take my things off I'll
• fi | lock * em up and slip the key down my
K boot leg. ' J/ra. Bowser , iti Detroit
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GIRLS TAUGHT TO BOX.
Hilly Edwards Tells of a Now Tush-
lOiiablo lllvorslon Por Young Wo
luon.
Billy Edwards has a number of girls
as pupils in boxing. He said to a Suv
reporter : " 1'vo just now coma from
giving a lesson to a girl ten or twelve
years old. She is the daughter ol
wealthy parents , and they are having
her take boxing lessons on account ol
her health. "
"Is that the motive that inspires most
of your pupils ? " I asked.
• No ; they have a good many differ
ent motives. Those among tho wealthy
people of leisure and I have a number
of these learned to box for the sake
of tho exercise , or because they want
to know how. Then I liavo some
thcatieal ladies wiio go into it as a
matter of business. They learn to box
because it will make them more grace
ful , and because as a matter of business
it will be profitable. "
"What do you think of boxing as a
means of exercise for women. "
"Unquestionably il is the very best
thai a man or woman oither can take. "
"Bettor than fencing ? "
"A great deal better than fencing ,
because that onlv develops the
right side of the bod } ' , wh lo boxing
brings into play every muscle from the
loes to the brain , for you havo to keep
on the alert , w th you eyes on your op
ponent and your thoughts concentrated ,
so that your brain , as well as your
body , gets stirred up. " t
"What kind of a pupils do you find
the girls ? Do thelearn as easily as
men ? "
"I find them quite apt , but they do
not learn as quickly as men , because it
hasn't been bred into llicm. Blows come
kind of natural to men , you know , but
girls have never had anything of this
kind before , and so it takes them lon
ger to learn. "
"Which do they learn quickest , to
guard or attack ? "
"Well. I generally find that my pu
pils are a good deal better at attacking
than guard.ng. They arc not so qu ck
about guarding , but attacking seems to
come lo them naturall } " . But , then ,
there isn't much to box ' ng , anyway.
You teach them how to lead out and
stop , and after they get the hang of
th.t once , that's about all there is in
it except to keep up the practice. It's
the constant practice that makes per
fect. "
"Of course .you use soft gloves with
your girl pupils ? '
" 2o , for the most part we don't use
anv , because I don't intend to hit them
hard , but just barely touch them. And
if they do gee a little tap on tho cheek ,
it just hardens the ilesh. "
"How long does a girl stand up at
boxing ? "
"Oh , that depends on how severe I
am. If I go about it very gently they
can keep up for an hour or more , but if
I am a little bit severe they will get
winded in a quarter of that time. "
The dress worn by the girls in their
contests with this very mild-mannered
boxer is not always the same thing.
Some take their boxing lessons in their
ordinary attire , but that puts them
to a disadvantage. Others use a
sort of blouse and knee skirt , or the
fencing costumes with Turkish trousers.
Sew York Sun.
Driving a Sleigh Along a Bailie j
Ahead of a Train.
A thrilling sceno was witnessed on
Saturday at Hazleton. Near Allen and
Co's foundry aud machine shop is a
road which crosses the Lehigh Vallev
Railroad tracks. About noon Charles
Herling , a somewhat eccentric char
acter ot tue town , drove p to tho
crossing in a sleigh , to which he had
hitched a fiery team of horses. Herling
turned the horses onto tire railroad
bed , and lashing the animals furiously ,
a mad race up the track was begun.
The employes of the foundry were ter
ror-stricken when they saw a freight !
train rounding the curve , and running
at the rate of about eighteen miles an
hour. They rushed out on tho railroad
track and signaled to stop. The engi
neer saw nothing ahead of him , and
was at a loss to know what the signal
ers meant As he cleared the curve he
saw the madman and the horses. He
whistled down brakes and reversed the
engine.
The man in the seleigh heard the
tooting of the locomotive and turned
back to ascertain the distance between
himself and the train. The an ' maltore
down the railroad at a terrific rate of
speed , but the locomotive sras gaining
fast. When the engine was within fifty
yards of the sleigh one of the runners
broke and the speed of the horses was
considerable lessened. When within
ten feet of the sleigh the train came to
a dead stop , The horses' feet were
badly cut up and they were ready to
fall from exhaustion. The sleigh was
also wrecked and would not have pul
led its freight much fartherA largo
crowd collected. Herling took things
eoollj * . He said : "By thunder ! that
was a big race , but I think I won. "
Mauch Chunk Gazette.
He Resembled a Tree.
"I have about come to the conclusion
that you are a certain kind of a tree , "
said a creditor to a man who presist-
ently refused to liquidate a small bill.
"Indeed , " replied the creditor. "Is
it because 1 appear to be pine-ino
awav. "
"No. sir. "
"Is it because Td just ash leave re
fuse to pay it , as knot to do so. "
"No , sr. "
"Then what kind of a tree am I ? "
"A will-owo tree. "
"Oh , that's a chestnut"
"If that's so , I guess I will be
leafing. " Carl Pretzel's Weekly.
A Hqspitahle Eeception.
Householder to burglar through key
hole Good evening , sir. Make your
self at home ; don't mind me. I must
apologize for the thinness of the larder ,
but my wife is down with the small
pox , I have the typhoid fever myself ,
and the girl has a little touch of diph
theria. Sew York Morning Journal.
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Hereditary Inebriety
"This is no wholesale liquor store , " said
tho bartender , indignantly , as ho snatched
tha bottle away from a tough-looking citi-
ten , who had culled lor a drink ol whisky
and filled tho tumbler to tho brim.
"Don't get mad about a littlo thing liko
that , " said tho customer.
"But it is too big a drink for anybody. "
"Not for me. Seo horo , do you believe in
hereditary inebriety ? "
"What's that ? "
"Appetite for drink handed down from
generation to generation. "
"Shouldn' .t wonder. "
"Well , I'm one of them victims. "
"Needn't try to drink it nil at onogo il
you are , growled tho bartonder.
" 111 tell you why I have to take a big
drink , " Baid the tough citizen. "My grand
father was a big drunkard , and his lather ,
but the hereditary appetite skipped my
luther and struck me. "
"What's that got to do with that big
drink ? "
"I havo to drink for ray father , too. "
Texas Siftincs-
TJic Sneezing Spot.
As a Journal representative sat in the
chair of a Maiden Lano barber the other
day , tho genial artist of the brush ob
served that the journalist sneezed when his
hair was combed. "Did I touch the
sneezing spot ? " inquired the barber. He
then proceeded to explain that the "sneez
ing spot" was a sensitive place to tho left
of the middle of the forehead. "Why , " he
said , "there are men who Bneezo regularly
every time I comb their hair or shave
them , just ns soon as tho comb passes
over that spot. I had a man in here yes
terday who ' sneezed three times just as
hard ns ho could , all because I touched the
'sneezing spot. ' It must be a very smallt
nervo that tickles the nostril. " Albany
Journal.
Victoria at I5er Coronation.
Her fair hair , in plaitH , was simply folded
and arranged at the back of her head in a
Grecian knot. She wore the picturesque
garland-shaped diadem of the Plantagenet
sovereigns , only in a lighter form , com
posed of very fine brilliants set transpar-
ently , which , from their absence of color
and pellucid brightness resembled a wreath
ot hawthorn blossoms covered with trem
ulous dewdrops. Surely never did British
sovereign receive inauguration under cir
cumstances so auspicious and imposing.
Yet Bhe appeared serene and self-possessed
when she arose from her private devotions
and seated herself camly in her recognition
chair , round which her lovely train-bearers
were grouped in their perfect costumes ol
white satin and garlands of blush roses.
Life of Agnes Strickland.
You will never succed in finding perma
nent relief from rheumatism until you have
used St. Jacobs Oil , the great pain-cure.
Price fifty cents.
A Joyful Sight.
A light rain , which had fallen during tht
night , had frozen on the trees , and thej
gleamed and glittered in the morning sun
Molly , who had crawled out of her crib tc
look out of the window , came running bacli
to her mother , calling excitedly , ' ' 0 , mama
mama ! dress me quick. The leaves have
all turned to candy. " [ From Babyhood
If you hnye a cough or cold , do not dost
yourself with poisonous narcotics , but
take Red Star Cough Cure , which contains
no opiates , and is safe , prompt and sure.
Price , twentj'-five cents a bottle.
Hoiv Fcrttlan Jewelry Is Made.
As goldsmiths and jewelers the Persians
are experts , and jewelry is by no means
tho exclusive luxury of the rich. In the
first place it is cheap. The most skillful
jewelers are glad to work for two shilling !
a day and the profit they can make on tht
very small amount of solder they are per
mitted to use. The Persian seldom buys
his jewelry ready-made ; he orders it.
When the various pieces have been cast 01
cut out from the metal supplied by tht
customer , they are brought to him for in
spection and carefully weighed. Then tht
article is put together , cither iu the custom
er's own house and under his eyes or undei
the supervision of his servant. Then it if
again weighed , then chased and finished ,
the filings and waste being collected and
credited to the customer.
Geo. W. Earliart , Captain of Police , Bal
timore , Md. , said : "Ihave used Salvation
Oil and found it a most excellent remedy.
It has my hearty recommendation. "
I believe that tho first test of a truly
great man is his humanity. Victor Hugo.
Invaluable for all Forms
of female weakness , Carter's Ikon Pills.
Love never faileth. 1 Cor. xii. 8.
Senator Ingalls is engaged upon a novel.
In General Debility , Emaciation ,
Consumption , and Wasting in Children ,
Scott's Emulsion of Pure Cod Liver Oil
with Hypophosphites , is a most valuable
food and medicine. It creates an appetite
for food , strengthens the nervous system ,
and builds up the body. PleaBe read : "I
tried Scott's Emulsion on a young man
whom Physicians at times gave up hope.
Since he began using the Emulsion his
Cough has ceased , gained flesh and strength ,
and from all appearances his life will be
prolonged many years. " John Sullivan ,
Hospital Steward , Morganza , Pn.
A wonderful gold mine has been discov
ered in Sonora , Mexico.
Endurance of Society. 1'oople.
A prominent society ludy of Washington
being asked by the Prince of Wales , "Why
is it you people here mauHest so little
fatigue Irom dancing , receptions , etc ? " re
plied , "Why , you see , we Americans re
gain the vitality wasted in these dissipa
tions by using Dr. Harter'e Iron Tonic. "
A man's boon companions are seldom
his best friends.
Free Advice on Family Soap-Making.
Send your address for 48 ptigebook. Red
Seal Lye Co. , 248 X. 3rd St. , Philada. , Pa.
Spiritual advice Take a drink.
The apples core many innings.
Prompt In Action , bnt no Burning
from Red Pepper. Carter's S. W. & B.
Backache Plasters. " *
During the year 1886 taxeB rere paid on
3,510,898,588 cigars in this country.
Tho Omaha Type foundry can. furnish
new newspaper outfits on short notice.
Prices same as in Chicago and freight
already paid toOniaba.
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A Glasgow physician reports a curious
experience of a ' patient of his who was
troubled seriously with foul eructations
from the stomach. Early one morning he
lighted a match to seo the time , and in
blowing out the match his breath caught
fire , burning his lips and giving him terri-
blo surprise. Probably tho gases formed
iu his stomach were chemically analogous
to tho inflamable gases formed in coal pits.
Prom Dr. Footo's Health Monthly.
Never "bull-doze" a man , but if you meet
a human being suffering with a bad cough
you may "bull-dose" him to advantage
with Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup.
Neither wine , ale , porter or brandy has
ever been manufactured in Japan.
i How to get Strong.
Dumb-bells and horizontal bars , Indian
clubs and the trapeze ate valuable under
certain conditions , but they are detrimen
tal rather than beneficial if the blood is
poor and thin and poisoned with bile. Use
of the muscles necessitates waste as well as
induces grow th. If the blood does notcarry
suflicient nutritive material to repair the
waste , loss of strength necessarily follows ,
and growth is out of the question. Purify
and enrich your blood with Dr. Pierce's
"Golden Medical Discovery" and then ex
ercise will develop and not consumo your
physique.
They are never alono that are accompa
nied with noble thoughts. Philip Sidney.
I A Pcclc of I'eao ( P'a ) .
' Hero are a Peck of Peas , sweet Peas , if
you will. Perseverance. Patience , Prompt
ness , Proficiency , Push and Politeness.
Add to these Dr. Pierce's "Pleasant Purg
ative Peliots" and you will get well through
the world without much trouble. The
Pellets prevent constipation and surplus
of bile which lead to many different com
plaints. Enclosed in ghiss , always fresh ,
entirely vegetable , prompt , and perfectly
harmless. Any druggist.
The husbandman will soon say that his
farm is all broke up.
Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy surpasses all.
Life is a quarry , out of which we aro to
mold and chisel and complete a character.
FARMERS.
Send 10 cents to the Prickly Asn Bit
ters Co. , St. Louis , Mo. , and get a copy of
"Tue Horse Trainer. "
1 A complete system , teaching how to
break and train horses in a mild and gentle
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way , requiring no elaborate apparatus ,
nothing more than can be found in any
stable in tho country a rope and a strap.
Every one handling horses should have a
copy.
| Love may ho blind , but marriage is a
very successful eye doctor.
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j Carter's Little Liver Pills may well be
termed "Perfection. " Their gentlo action
and good effect on the system , really make
them a perfect little pill. They please those
who UBe them.
Let patience have her perfect work
James 1. 4.
3 months' treatment for 50c Piso's Remedy for
Catarrh. Sold by druggists
At a recent rotten egg soiree two men
were yolked together.
"When Baby was sick , wo gave her Castorla ,
"WTien she was a Child , oho cried for Castorio ,
When she becamo Kiss , she clung to Castoria.
When aho had Children , she gavo them Caatoria ,
What kind of footwear does the horse
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Something New
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land , Maine , can furnish you work that
you can do at great profit and live at
home , wherever you are located. Either
sex ; all ages. Asa P. Rand , Westboro ,
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in a single day. Every worker can make
from 55 to § 25 and upwards per day. All
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True eloquence I find to be none but
the serious , hearty love of truth. Milton.
Coughs. Brown's Bronichial Troches
are used to advantage to alleviate Coughs ,
Sore Throat , and Bronchial Affections.
Arizona stage robbers only realized § 1-
000 last year.
Tho Omaha Typs foundry can furnish
new newspaper outfits on short notice.
Prices same as in Chicago and freight
already paid to Omaha.
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EfHARXONTWmiTnELAVrSOlTS'ATUBE. tB"TUATJTMJ ! > a
OF BEAEINO DOWN , CAVSIXQ PACT , 'WKianT JlXD BACEACBB ,
13 ALTVATS rEBSAyENTLT CPD BT HB USB.
3 SoId by Druggists. Price 91.per bottle.
Mrs. Pinltham's Liror Tills cure constipation. 25c
Hlcliost Awards of Medals in Uurono anil
America.
The neatest , quickest , safest and most powerful
remedy know n for Rheumatism. 1'leurl.y. Neuratsla ,
LumbARO. Bai kache. WeAtnens. colds In the cheat
and all acl and pains Endorsed by 5iid ) Physicians
and Drueglsts uf the hlzhcst repute. Benson's Pias
ters promptly relieve aud cure where Oilier piasters
and creasy salves , llnlmen's anil lotion * , are abso
lutely useless. Ueware of Imitations under similar
soundlnE names , such as "Capsicum , " ' -Capucln , "
"Capslcine. " as they are utterly worthier and In
tended to deceive. Ask port Bwos's and take xp
OTnKRS. All dWslsts. SEABUUV i JOHNSON.
Proprietors , New York.
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JrllkW 5 Ton 'Wagon Scales ,
m3E&iJ&y Iron Leters , Flel Keirlogs. Brut
Sw5SJKrt. Tue Beam and Beam Box for
ffggJSt V'BSIaWl ETery tire Scale. For fr price list
tr 7 Vdai&'ct * i mention th ! p pr and address
& " v v L * a jokes or bihghamtom ,
y SjgS" * * BINGHAMTON , N. Y.
For f 197.50. Elecant Organs for SO 00. Ho not fall to
write us for catalogues and prices. Hoyett llitos ,
St. Joskph , Mo. 1 he oldest and larcest Music House
on the Mlsslourl Rlrcr and cheapest In America.
ZIG.C COLUR PAD.hSvTi ffS'ftS
sc * 2s + most reliable and dura-
. ESSk / ! i&3gSJ&Si Die PA I ) for Soro
S P i SS S W eck ho scs or mules
fca& fiMS& ggKsr Weatherorwear has no
* SSSSBS5KS ? ? $ effect on their curative
V Sr 8K 23 properties. Our new
WSr 8 § li ' ° ° P3 with trapmake
ykr y We solicit a * traf.
For sale by all Saddlery .Jobber * . Ask your harncs
maters for them. ZINC COLLAK PAD CO. ,
Buchanan , 3Iicn.
3Iicn.rtPSS
, -rtPSS CAT A R R H ,
ggl pgligSS HEADACHE.
= = - J cs ? ASTHMA ,
V ifcs ! < j J NEURALGIA ,
Quietly relieved by uslnp Cnihnian'i Menthol
Inhaler and by continued use efTect a cure , batis-
faction guaranteed or money refunded. It lats from
six menths to one year. Price 50 centi ; by mail or at
drugtrist. Circulars mailed on application.
H. P. CUSHMAN , Three Rivers , Mich.
. " , * SaQ ? KSP3S rA & % iFft n ft % c = jpai torn a
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LeadingNos. ! : 14,048,130,135 , 333,161.
For Sale by all Stationers.
THE ESTERBROOK STEEL PEN CO. ,
Tories : Camden , N. J. 26 John St. , New York.
SSOO REWMRD " 8W.5P
t < sl' to any person that can furnish an
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W&iB/l that can do better iork than the
WM IMPERIAL STACKER
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fSJgSg - gia55lrtgg % circnlarand price list which will
mm nrt-i it- be majej free. All are war
ranted to do good work or no sale.
HEWABIC MACHIHE GOu Columbus,0.
CHICHESTER'S ENGLISH
PENNYROYAL PILLS'
The Original and Only Genuine.
Safe and always Kehable. Beware of worth I c * Jmltn-
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Enell h" and take no other , or incloseic. . ( staiiu- ) tc
us for particular * In letter by return mull. Viv ?
FAPZB. CHICHE.STEIE CHEMICAL CO. ,
2S1S Madloon Square. J'hllndn. I'n.
Bold by I > meel t ci ery where. Ark for 'Chkhe -
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lKlE3BG5B link Sf3 If yon trnnt relief
RIR ma I Rh fee fin and .cure at jour
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va B * & BGlH Dr.J.A.Shermaa'3
Circular o lastroctlona. ZH Eroadr/ay , Seir Yori.
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Why did the Women
of this country use over thirteen million cakes of
Procter & Gamble's Lenox Soap in 1886 ?
Buy a cake of Lenox and you will soon understand why.
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tlare been enjoyed by tho citizens of nearly every
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can testify to tho wonderful healing power of
i Hamlin's Wizard Oil.
I It Cures Neuralgia , Toothache ,
Headache , Catarrh , Croup. Sore Throat ,
I RHEUMATISM.
Lame Back , Stiff Joints , Sprains , Bruises ,
Burns , Wounds , Old Sores and
AH Aches and Pains.
Tho many testimonials recolved by us mora than.
proTO nil we claim for this valuableremedy. . It
not only relievos the most severe pains , but
If Cures You. That's tha Idea.
For salo by all Drujmlsta. Price. fiO cent * per
. bottle. Our Sono Book mailed free to ovcrybody.
Address WIZARD OIL COMPANY , CHICAGO
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" 53 . and suppllM Brnin Power.
, _ _ _ - - _ - , Suffering from complainto •
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A Dr. HARTER' 5 LIVER , PILLS V
ZfCura Constipation.Liver Complaint and Sick 11
t Uotdacbe. Sample Doso and Droam DookJf
* "Hiled on receipt of twoccnta In postaco. y
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CREAM balm ly's | ' i
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Ins the head of catarrh | 3H3Ss * " / -ntflni
il virus. causiny 'OZO/0 5 VJVi i
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A. Quick Tfrliri
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They are the smokera' delight , and nearly
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