The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, July 29, 1886, Image 1

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1 A V' V. McCOOK , RED WILLOW COUNTY , NEBRASKA , THURSDAY , JULY 29 , 1886. NUMBER 9.
EVERYTHING HAS GONE 1
Our Entire Stock to be Closed
IWE HAVE NO OLD SHOP WORN GOODS , .
BUT. EVERY' NG IS NEW , CLEAN # STYLISH !
We Guarantee to Sell Goods for Less Money Than Any Dare To.
OUR STOCK MUST BE SOLD. - : - COME AND GET OUR PRICES.
EVERYTHING NEW
McCRAGKEN'S JEWELRY STORE
\VHEN YOU WANT A
iiUulV flftf , Jlmliliill TFTUFl T1V
OR SIKVE.R.WAR.EI.
Always go to McCracken's first and save time and money
and you will invariably find just what you are looking for.
Beware of buying from those outside the regular jewelry busi
ness. There is no advantage of dealing with uuprincipled trad
ers , deceiving they care not who. McCracken is a square dealer
and guarantees satisfaction. Only first-class work done and
warranted.
EAST SIDE MAIN AVENUE , McCOOK , NEBRASKA.
THE CITIZENS BANK OF
( INCORPORATED UNDER STATE LAWS. )
Paid up Capital , $50,000,00 ,
: DOES
General Banking Business ,
Collections made on all accessible points. Drafts drawn directly on the principal
cities of Europe. Taxes paid for Xon-Eesidents. Money to loan on farming
lands , village and personal property. Fire insurance a specialty.
Tickets For Sale to and from Europe ,
CORRESPONDENTS : % V. FflASKMNPresident.
First National Bank , Lincoln , Nebraska. I JOHN 11. CLARK , Vice-President.
The Chemical National Bank , New York. ) A. C. EBEHT , Cashier ,
Superior to any on the nmrkct , being Heai Icr , Stronser Unlit ,
and therefore a more Durnlilc Mill. It Is the only
absolutely safe Mill built ; and out of
Thousands Erected During 12
Years past , not one has ever blown away and left the Tower
standing. A record no other Mill can show. AVe offer
to put up any of our PUMPIXG MILLS
ON THIRTY DAYS TRIAL ,
And If they don't si\c satisfaction , will remove Mill at our
own expense. Also Manufacturers of the Celebrated
Challenge Feed Mills , CornShellers. Iron Pumps
nlth brass cylinders , Iron Pipe , Tanks.
For estimates , catalogues and prices , apply to
G. U. NETTLETON , McCook , Neb. ,
Agent for Southwestern Nebraska and Northwestern Kansas.
ad Sslesres i = the HeCcoi ? se J Mill , Easlrcad St.
The Howard Lumber Co.
WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DEALERS IN
Lumber &
McCOOK , NEBRASKA.
THE devil evidently has the "whip
hand" on Cincinnati. The have a
church there to every 1,250 inhabitants
a saloon to every 100.
BOB BUKDETTE in one of his lectures
said : "Men have fought , bledanddied , ;
but not for beer. Freedom did not
shriek as Kosciosco fell over a whisky
barrel , and even the battle of Brandy-
wine was not fought that whisky might
be free. "
A WELCH poet has written some ver
ses on the Nicolini-Patti wedding.
Here is an extractLlanwer wynwes
hen gwoniawe acherddorol dan.1 These
be hard words , but they may be deserv
ed , considering the way Patti and Nic-
olini have been "carrying on'1 for some
years. Patti is " 'no chicken , " but it is
rather ungallant to call her a "wynwes
hen. " Norristown Herald.
AN exchange says it is just as impor
tant for a girl to make good bread as to
paint a picture. It may be ; but a girl
can't throw "soul , " tone , technique ,
feeling , chiaro oscurro , and such things
into a loaf of bread. The latter , however ,
put in a frame and hung against the
parlor wall , would no doubt look quite
as attractive and artistic as the picture
painted by the girl. Norristown ( Pa. )
Herald.
BOB BURDETTE recently enjoyed a
"campin' out'5 vacation , which he in part
describes as follows :
'The bluest skies , the brightest stars ,
the loveliest night in all this land greets
me with the blessing of peace. The
night wind is sighing softly in the gen
tle swaying tree tops , a lullaby of the
summer night , a liquid whisper , the
very undertone of the zephyr , scarce so
loud as the purling murmur of the
dreamy little brook , crowing itself to
sleep in the starlight. That is all. "
N'L , ' " said the President. "I ob
serve that Union College has made you
an ] M. A. andVarner Miller an L. L. D.
I congratulate both of youDau'l , though
it would seem that if you arc an M. A. ,
I ought to be something with at least
four letters in it. But tell me , Dan'l ,
did any of those Xew Hampshire col
leges confer any degree on Dave Hill ? ' '
"Si , signer , " returned the accomplish
ed private secretary. "You surprise
me ; what degree was it ? " ' > ? . Gmy
liege. " Whereupon his excellency
laughed merrily , and vowed that Dan'l
had a lively wit. Buffalo Express.
HUGH G. G-AVIGAX , the democratic
postmaster at Columbus , Kansas , who
was convicted on Saturday of conspira
cy to blow up and burn the court house
in order to destroy the records of some
of his frauds , is an old and slick offender.
A few days previously he had been con
victed of forgery in the second degree
in connection with the same land frauds.
The methods of Gavigaii and his con
federates were brought to light on the
trial. They would purchase real estate ,
wild lands principally , and have it deed
ed to fictitious persons. Then they
would make applications for loans , des
cribing the property as improved real
estate , with buildings , and give notes
and mortgages signed by fictitious per
sons and pocket the proceeds. Gavigan's
thefts in this way aggregated § 80.000.
He was the democratic candidate for
auditor of state two years ago.
I
THE Frenchman river is being bridg
ed at Palisade b } ' Hayes and Hitchcock
counties jointly.
THE next biennial meeting of the
Supreme Lodge , K. of P. . will be held
in Cincinnati , the second week in .rune.
THE oleomargarine bill has passed
both houses of congress and will doubt
less receive the president's signature.
Hereafter "oleo" ' will have to sail under
her own colors , besides paying a tax of
two cents per pound.
COXGHKSS has finally passed the bill
for the relief of settlers on the Otoe and
Missouri reservations. The bill extends
the time to purchasers two years and
protects in their purchase and settle
ments all who have entered upon the
lands up to this time.
THE Pittsburg Times gets off the fol
lowing pointed remarks on vetoes :
"Some persons think that certain of the
President's vetoes must have been writ
ten by Eugene Higgins , who was a
keeper of Libby prison and used to in
dulge in humors not unlike the presi
dent's. "
THE organ of the laboring men in
Terre Haute says : "No man should be
permitted to become a member of the
organization who is not a temperate [
man , a respecter of himself as a man , a
cood , deserving , home-loving , family-
protecting citizen. " If such safeguards
were thrown about labor organizations
they would accomplish great results.
GROVER , THE HERO.
o
For The Inter Ocean.
Oh , yes , he is a hero ,
The greatest of the Uny ;
He wrote a little veto.
And it stopped the widow's pay.
Yet her husband was a soldier.
One who tor his country died :
Hut "My little veto message
Knocked her pension claim abide. '
And the during cavalier ,
He who fought with Sheridan ,
Who was injured most severe ,
"Veto" served our heto's plan.
As I represent the party
That is boasting of reform ,
I miibt watch the Nation's treasure
When the pension harpies swarui.
Yes , our G rover is a hero ,
Is the hero of the day :
Is the hero of a party ,
Vho would not a pension pay.
Cednr Kapids , Iowa , July 20.
YOURS IN HASTE.
( THE CHNTUHY Bric-a-Hrac. )
I loved that dainty monogram.
With three slim letters interlaced.
Above the notes she used to write
Signing them ever , "Yours in haste , "
The world was young , and so was I :
Ho\v sweet to think that in the whirl
She kept one moment all for me ,
To glad niy heart mjradiant girl I
The world is old , and so am I ;
And since my love became my wife.
It seems to me I"v somehow been.
Too lute for everything in life.
With ribbons Hying , gown awry.
With panting breath and boots unlaced.
True to her vows of yore , she's been.
Both now and ever mine "in haste. "
B. H. Unrleprojiiietor of the Builcy
IIou.se , Uelle I'laine , Jim a , relatehis exper
ience asfollow.s : "Ihaxelr.ultlieop ] > oitiniity
of testing the merits of Chaniberlain'.s Colic ,
Cholera anil Dinrrlura JJemeily in several in
stance ? ) in seveic and dangerous cases of
cholera niorbnsFrom my experience in the
use of this medicine lean leconimcnd itith
pleasure. Every one traveling .should have
it and no faniilv.should be without it. " Sold
by Willeyi Walker.
LYTLE BROS. & CO ,
DEALERS IN GENERAL
MARSHALLTO
IRON AND WOOD PUMPS , ETC. ,
McCOOK AND BENKELMAN , NEBRASKA.
.wick & Trowbridge ,
-PROPRIETORS OF THE-
Ill
Of all descriptions. We have the best abutment in Western Nebraska , consisting of Fine
Parlor Fnrnitme , Mich as LomnreKasy Chairs , Iocker { , Window Chairs. Groups
Ottomans , etc. We offer special inducements in stle , quality and priceof
CHAMBER SUITES ,
In Walnut , Maple , Ash. Cherrand Imitation Mahujram. AI-o. Bedsteads , BureauSide -
Ixiauls , Extension Tables. Librarx Cascs.hceietaiics. OIHce Desks. Tables and Stands.
Also , full equipments tor JIome > teaders. atmh juices as u ill be in reach of all :
Single Cot Beds ( Wiie and Cotton Top ) . Pillows , Blankets and Quilts.
Chahs and Coiiiinon Tables. Hotel and Public House Furnitmea
Specialty. Pier and Mantel Mirroi s. WindoShades and Cornice *
a Specialty. Vctorsprings adapted to the trade.
UNDERTAKING
In all its branches. We handle Wood Bmial Cases and Caskets. Fine Cloth Covered Cases.
Telegraph oiders promptly attended to.
on us. We guarantee low prices and a positive bargain.
No. 25 South Main Ave , - IMcCOOK , NEB.
The First National Bank
OF MeGOOK , NRBRASKA.
PAID UP CAPITAL , - - $50,000.00.
DOES A GENERAL
- : - - : -
BANKING BUSINESS ,
Receives and Pays Deposites. Buys and Sells Exchange on New York.
Chicago and Omaha , and all the principal cities of Europe.
FIRE INSURANCE WRITTEN IN RELIABLE CO.'S.
OFFICERS AND DIRECTORS :
OSOBOE EOCZIISLL , Pretest. A. CA PSiLL , ? . L. BZJVTiT , : sitr. 3. il. ? 2SS : . Vie-Prtdist ,
( Of Freei i Hoeknell. ) ( Assl.tani Supt. B. & .M. ) ( Of KIrj ! Carpenter Co. , Chicago. )