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About The Omaha morning bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 1922-1927 | View Entire Issue (Feb. 28, 1924)
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SOME s IXHE SAME &VERM /_ )4E cCUlM’ iOCTOAlMG / ASOOT-X'M SMROP , /Cr/Tl i iMnMr-A CVAAM6E OM MM FOOftTd i^I M GOlkl MonieJ ^^TSi / I ^tACK 1 ^ 30E - *y IxT I. r'rATU^C SfWV.CC, Inc.^* Be Funny For Money •IliBT ONE little laf TRY IT once • • • • IT’S EASY • • • • THE BEE is going to pay • • • • FIFTEEN CASH prize* • • • • FOR TIIE best laugh* RECEIVED EACH week FIRST PRIZE I* 15 • • • • THEN *3 and $2 AND TW ELVE *1 prizes • • I • THE PRIZE winning jokes • • • • WILL BE shown on the screen • * • • IN OMAHA movie theatera • • • • THE FIRST winning Jokea WILL BE shown at tha SI N BEGINNING ON March 8 • • • • SEND IN any joka THAT MADE you laf • • • • THE ONLY reatrlctlon I* • • • • KEEP YOUR laf in 30 words IWDDRESS IT to the • • • • LOCAL LAF editor. The Bee AND MAYBE yours will • • t • BE ONE of the winners • • • • FOR YOUR convenience • • • • A COUPON la printed on Page 7 • • • • BUT YOU may uae your own paper IF YOU Ilka EVERYBODY LIKES to laf EVERYBODY HAS a favorite joke • • • • SHARE IT with your neighbor SEND IT along • • • • TO TIIE Local l.af Editor LET 1IIM laf too • • • • IF HE laf* he’ll put It ON THE screen and everybody • • • • WII.I, LAP • • • • AND YOU will win a prize • • * • f WHAT COl'LD be fairer than that? • • • • EVERYBODY IS eligible • • • • TO CONTRIBUTE their Infs * • • t THERE ARE no r^ntrit tiona • • • • NO JOKERS • • • • .11'ST LAFS THAT'S ALL • • • • FOR INSTANCE • • • • SHE: I’M sorry but I can't return the ring. • • • • HE: YVELL, then Just gi\e me the ticket. • • • • NOT SO good. • • • * SURELY YOU can do better. • t • I THEN SEND it along VVE WANT it HERE'S ANOTHER one • • • • AGENT: BUT, madam, It is a shame to let your husband'* insurance lapse. • • • • LADY': I’LL not pay another cent. I paid regularly 8 years and I’ve had no luck yet. • • • • NOT SO had? • • • • NOT SO good, ei* her. • • • • WE'LL HAVE to wait for you • • • • SO SHOOT it along • • t • IT’S EASY • • • • AND REMEMBER • • • • THERE ARE IS winner* EACH /\D every week Bandits Roh Motorist. Charles J. geldman, 1319 North Thirty-fifth street, tw.i» robbed of $25 and a check for- $21 as he enter ed his garage at Thirty-fifth and Charles street* last night. The two bandits wore handkerchiefs over their faces. They escaped in a large touring car which they had parked a block from the scene of the robbery. By Associated Press. Lincoln. Feb. 27.- Program to Ur hj-pad cast Thursday. February 28 (Central standard time.) CBv courtesy of Radio Digest ) Note; All times given ars p. in. unless otherwise noted. KDKA. Pittsburgh (326). f** 16. concert. 6:15. talk- 6:30, program. 6:43. childrens period: 7:1'* program; 7:30. concert, orchestra, program; 1 o: :!0. concert. KFKX. Hastings (341). Jtebroadcasta program of KDKA. KHJ. Los Angeles (296). »:45. chil drens program; lti, program; 12. orches tra K8D. Ht. Louis Post Dispatch (546). I, orrheMira. KYW. Chicago (536). 6 30, bedtime story: 7. concert: 9. urogram. WBAP. Fori Worth Mu. Telegram (4 76 >. 7:30 concert: 9:30. otgAn. WCAE. Pittsburgh (462 ). 7. addresses: 7:20. program WCBI), Kion (245). 8. program. WDAR. Philadelphia (395). 6.:;n. talk. WPAF. Kansas City Star (411 >. 6. school of the air; 11:45, nlghthawks. WDA. Chicago (360). 7. music; &. organ 10. musical*. orchestra. WHAA, Dallas News (476), 8. musical program. WFM. Philadelphia (395). 5. talk: f.;30, music; 7. talk; x. concert: 9:10. music. WGR, Buffalo (319). it:30. music; 6:30. WHAS. Louisville (400). 7:30. program. 'Wit*. Philadelphia (609). 6:06, music. 6. talk: 9:30 rental; 1»):15, music "W J AX, Cleveland (300). 7. concert program. , WJZ. New York (456), 6:30, entertain ment: 7. intiaic. WJAZ. Chicago i 448), 10. musical pro gram solos and dance music. WJY. New York (405). 6:30, violin; 6:45, talk; 7, baritone. 7 15. string quartet WLAO. Minneapolia-Sr Paul (ill). C, talk: 6:15. orchestra; 7:30. lecture, music. WLW. Cincinnati (30S). 1(» special Washington program: dl. « oncert. or* hes tra. WMAQ. Chicago News (447.5). 7. talks: 8:50. orchestra: 9 15. program. WMC. Memphis (600). 8:3*i. program. orch»«tra. WOAW. Omaha (526). 6. story hour; 6" 30, Program: 9. program. WOC. Davenport (484). 7. program, orchestra WOR. Newark (40»), 6 15. talk; 6:30. music WP.M. Urban (360). 8:30. recltsl bv a member of the faculty of the School or Music; newa of the university WftB. Atlanta (429), x. program; 10 46. orchestra. WWJ. Detroit News (517). 7:30. orches tra. vocal nuinbeis. 9. dance music; 10. orchestra. Municipal Band Fund Sought Petitions asking that a 1-2 mill levy be Issuer] each year for the sup "port of a municipal hand are being circulated In Council Bluffs. The pe tition provides that the proposition he submitted to the voters at the spring election. According to those circulating the papers, a great num ber of signers have already been ob talned. Burgess-Nash Gompany. * < * Spring Suits and Top Coats Tn these fine highly tailored gar ments you will find every new style and fabric trend reflected. Fashion demands loose English lines of which we have a re markable assortment m imported and domestic woolens. Single and double-breasted models in 2 or 3-button effects are made in conservative and semi-conservative styles of overplaids, mixtures and plain colors. Main F1e*»r “He Gave is Life for His Country” Hughes Speaks Harding Eulo gy as Cabinet and Con gress Honor Memory. By ‘International New. Service. Washington, I-Vli. 27.—“lie wore himself in tlie endeavor to be friendly. He pave Ids life to his country. No one can do more than that.” This tlrta! trlhuto to WaVren rj. Harding, the man and the president, was spoken today by Secretary of State Charles K. Hughes, who deliv ered the only address at the official memorial services for the late presi dent In the hull of the bouse of rep resentatives. While the sounds of partisan strife that have reverberated through Washington In past weeks were -tilled, a distinguished audience fore gathered in the house to testify to the esteem in which the late president was held, and to note his sorrowful passing. Present there on the floor were President Poolidge, his succes sor. members of the cabinet and mem bers of the supreme court; the diplomatic colony of Washington re splendent in court uniforms; mem bers of congress and a saddened group of relatives and intimate per sonal friends of Mr. Harding. His widow sat In Ibis group, dad In the somber black of bereavement. Few More Kulngi/ed. Few of the departed presidents have been more eulogized than was Ml'. Harding In the address of his secre tary of gtate. He reviewed at length the accomplishments of his adminis tration of tile republic, but it was upon the humanness and kindliness of"tile late president that lie laid greatest stress. "It is fitting," said Secretary Hughes, “that we should render the official ytrlhute of respect but the I s'gnifk-ance of this occasion is far deeper than that. "It is the tribute inspired by love of country as laying* aside the dif ferenreg and controversies which seem but trivial in the face of man's adventure* and God's providence, we stand united hy the Indlssoluabie hy a common patriotism, knowing well that ungrateful republics cannot en dure. The temples of democracy will be but vain vestiges of a vanished faith If their altar fires..are not kept bui nttig by-' the 'iftemdry of ttwse—n-ho have met the supreme test and have laid their lives in heroic fidelity and self-sacrificing. « Tribute of Affection "Above all, we give the tribute of deep affection, which moves ns to speak in remembrance of a gracious and kindly spirit who counted human fellowship more precious than all the pomp and circumstance of power. ‘ lie belonged to the aristocracy of the plain people of this country. ‘lie exhausted himself in service, n martyr In fidelity to the Interests of the people for whom he labored with a passionate devotion. He was a man of the people, indulging no consciousness of superiority, incapa ble of sii|»eriority, Incapable of arri gance, separated from them neither by experience nor pride nor by ecccn tricity. Nothing ■ human was alien to> him (fnd he had 'the divine gift ot sympathy.’ .He wrought mightily for the prosperity of the nation and the jygace of the world, but he f lothed the exercise*or power with a-beautiful garment ot gentleness. ' Kxampbtr in High Offices. "If American life with all its pos sibilities of conflict and turmoil is to Ik* worth "doing, it must be lived in the spirit of brotherly understand ing of which lie will ever be an exem plar in • high offices.” High praise for the manner in which Mr. Harding conducted life newspaper, the Marion Star, was also voiced by Secretary Hughes. He read Warren Harding's "newspaper code" and then said "he was the great heart of new spa perdom." Brown, Lundin Win at Seattle Seattle, Wash.. Keb. if—Mayor Eflwin J. Browiv and Alfred 11. Lun din were nominated as mayoralty can didates !n the primary election held here yesterday, according to complete unofficial returns from all of the city s If,4 precincts Mayor Brown polled a. plural!y of 4.551 votes over Lundin. The unofficial returns tabulated from the 294 precincts gave: Brown, 27.592; Lundin, 21,041; Erickson, 17,344. Damage Verdict Reversed James Kruntorad of South Omaha cannwt collect damages from the Rock Island railroad for lntuiies received when he fell on a flight of steps on railroad property at Twenty-fifth and Monroe streets, the state supreme court ruled Tuesday. Bee Want Ads Produce Result* I—_ // Such popularity must be deserved OVER the footlights or over the counter, it’s the same story—the big public can't be fooled. If a play or a product makes good, it’s because it really is good! Chesterfield’s swift rise was no accident. Smokers were ready for a better cigarette. Chesterfield grew and continues to grow, on its taste alone — and after all, taste is the smoker’s own best proof of tobacco quality. Chesterfield ' CIGARETTES Copyright 1924, Liggftt & Mycn Tobacco Oil millions I ■ ■ 'mm,am — M| ...■*— ■ ■■■ —