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About The Omaha morning bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 1922-1927 | View Entire Issue (May 24, 1923)
Beatrice Fairfax Problems That Perple« Disagrees With Doughboy. Dear Mies Fairfax: I am writing to the boy who signed himself j ■'Doughboy.” I think his opinions I are all wrong. I am a high school girl and X am not bad looking, but I am not overrun with fellow*, nor do I have a "steady," and don’t want one. We have a "gang." as we term it. and have mighty good times, and I think 1 can safely say that not one of us girls has ever kissed or were kissed by any1 of our boy friends. We have two couples who <fo go steady with one another, too. We are not prigs. We dance, go riding, go lo the movie*, and the boys smoke, play cards and are real hoys. Also I can tell you that if our bunch should ever be broken up they would hiyc nothing whatever to say about our actions. They admire us and say we are the best of sports. We have been told so by older people who talked with them, if a kiss doesn't mean anything mole than a handskake, why give more? W» have gone to gether for ever a year. PEPPY. I.nver of Petty Things. Pear Miss Fairfax: 1 don't agree with "Irish the Second." I don’t be lieve her husband or lover is merely jealous; I think ho means right. It seems In me that If she kept the Jew els and did not wear them for a year that it would be deceiving her hus band. It may have worked out beautifully for "Irish the Second,” but "Lover of Pretty Things” may not be as lucky, so 1 would advise her not to risk her happiness just for a few measly gifts that she received from a man she did not care for. Don't let the love of pretty things get the best of you I am again. WALLACE. IJz: When Introducing a girl to a man simply say. "Miss B, may I present Mr. C.” Always introduce the man to the wioman. When introduc Ing two women, present the younger THE NEBBS_ those were the happy days Dr‘wn for ™filr.b,,?£,by So1 He“ l '-m-m-TH I—E-1—!—I —• I-rn■- - ’ '1 r---I . 1- — -- '- I WAS LOOKING AT ONE Of THE TRAVELING MEN3 EXPENSE BOOKS AND FROM THE HOTEL BILLS YOU WOULD THINK HE WAS EATING AND 6LEEPIN6 ALL THE TIME , But I GUESS EVERY THING lt> MUCH HIGHER NOW THAN IT USED (^ASSIGNS YOU To A ROOM ON THE COURT TOR. #5°“) A DAY AND TELLS YOU IT WILL BE READY AT FOUR O'CLOCK AND WHEN You GET IN IT ITS SO DARK A MOTH WOULD BE AFRAID To STAY THERE ALONE AND THE LIGHTS WOULD MAKE A FIREFLY LOOK LIKE THE BLAZING SuN — AMD THEN You go to THE Dining Room _ ORDER A Steak and from the price you would think after THEY HAD COT THIS PIECE C*F They,*-.... ^ THREW THE. REST OF THE COW AWAY jl—. . } I I I Th# fWH ») Mlinrir idKgatZfeZg: BARNEY GOOG! F— There’s Going to Be a Little Delay in a {fappy Family Reunion Drawn for The Omaha Bee by Billy DeBeck /hello barney 'HOW-S SPARK PLUG * \ They tell me You re ''"v Going To mop up / SAY. fre D. ^ A Fortune at < / 31 HEAR My WAwThoONE ~ 7mi5/ SUiCET vNOMAN ■Season _ /—7 's stopping at j Y^fS HOTEL -UJHATs ( HER room number-* \ TM GOING UP ANO Scj>uare myself z' t)A>r FPto / Mao <£&r f (Me A UUMk OF V ft** BEEP ^te*k-; \ QO»CK *»» ^/' by Kn F.M V«^.,. I« C_fX= ''Sb T>r> TXTr'TXTr' T TFi C A TUCD Re*iatere«i SEE J,GGS AND maggie in full Drawn for The Omaha Bee by McManus dRIINCjINVJ Ur r A 1 MilR---U. s. Patent oi«ic» page OF colors IN THE SUNDAY BEE (Owhsm. mn * _ _ - - _ _ _ CET MY JEWEL'S OUT Or THE t>ArE At> I WANT TO LOOK, n MY E.E'bT TOMIC.HT y'TZ.— 7i J YOUR JEWELS will e>e a J CREAT HELP! \ br—-—L AMD Or COURSE I'LL EXPECT TOO TO ^EE THAT ALU THE CEMTLEMEN are entertained V> N VHO x I CAN'T *bTAV IN TONIGHT f-— MAC^IE- I VE A DATE WITH | MUbT p[TTT_OINTV MOOREt BECRAXV• TA-TA'.’ TAKE orr l\K^n\r ' THAT HAT H*s. - JKiC^-COME e>*CK HERE - \ou vjretch: “> JERRY ON THE JOB REASON ENOUGH. Drawn for Th. Om.ha Bm by Hob.n ____ __1--- * '** ' 1 'TolO MOO 1-0 M0o tir Moo EJfc'S. MEtfTtOWSO ShlABM "Po J ME AGAl>V.! NOW GEM O'OT 4*©j rco^ ^ Back. , WEfcE, At ^ ONCEl 1i Guest met i Sores we Gase.; . m 'TVS ar- / Ay® WET GO'^' / 'O "TA^E AAE* [back at f®re; vjaeesx f aaau&e 1 via1? Tbo aojQw vinu V0U»1 /AAMW 1 SaOUIOMT y*A\lt BEEM £b ' Se^e^e = But UEauH * 4 o>SSATisr.F? EnPLOMK \S 4M A+JEUuTwv S VlUtf CAVT MOM BL l virtu Moua. v—>--—Ij^r? ,_ (?n) rBECAUSE XT ooktt Get / MOT/; piles when Introducing men. In ncknowledglng an Introduction say. "I'm glad to know you" or How d" you do." A girl of 15 Is rather young to go to dances and show* with boy i friends, but an occasional high school __ Cuticura Soap Clears the Skin and Keeps it Clear Soap. Oifitarwnt Tilnim. »<■ «Trrrwher» S»mpl« fm ofCsUwpLsberpUrm.tXpt X. SUOt.llMI AllV EKTISKMENT. Just put. those weary, shoe-crinkled ac hing, burning feet Into a Tiz bath When your feet a. he and burn, Tiz, and only Tiz, will bring belief. Tiz is grand, glorious for tortured feet. It draws the swelling and pois I onous exudations right out. Stops the | pain of corns. Ends torture and puts your feet into perfect condition. Your shoes won't seern tight and ! your feet will never hurt or get sore i and swollen. Think of it, no more , foot misery. Get a box of Tix now at any drug gist or department store. Don't euf , fer. Have good feet, glad feet, feet 1 that never swell, never hurt, never , get tired. A year’s foot comfort guar- I anteed for a few cents. %n\ nromsT. FRECKLES • - Girls! Make Harmless Lemon Cream * to bleacti away Tan, Freckles Mix the juice of two lemon* with three ounces of Orchard White, which any druggist will supply for a few cent*. shake well In a bottle, and you hate a whole quarter-pint of the moet wonderful freckle and tan cream and complexion beautifier. Massage this sweetly fragrant lem- I on cream into the face, neck, arms : and hand* each day and *ee how freckles and blemishes naturally bleach right out and how youthfully clear, soft and rosy-white the skin become*. The Chairman of the House Committee_By Briggs / \A-/e HAVE /A FiNErYoO BS.tI / S6T of OFFICERS ) OUR CHAtR L Of Tff ^Lue mouVman of Tne 7^-r / House com / MtfTee _ \ especially C>C_>■ V competcmt , »o YeP-STftRri*j6 SPRINKLING . * Tb R/MM , EVERY* Time. I COMC. OUT here IT RMNSi1.! Some Body i S To BLAME -- LET'S T/AKe IT of* WITH THE C H AIRMAN OF , 1 ThS. house coMMirrce __^ . N. (\bu'Re. Trier Chairman of TViK. HOUSE jr " president of? Tm«e board ?i VU6U. THIS IS Tnfi <?HAlRMAN Of? The HOUSE COMMITTEE - - | find The DUTIES OF CHAIR MAN A LITTLE Too ARDUOUS FOR mv failing health and hcrcwith Ten DC -r mn RB3I6HJATIOU -- MO I WILLI not„ reconJidcr' f ABIE THE AGENT— Slightly Delayed Because of the Weather. I '/ OV, 1 NEARLY pORQOT• IT S NEARLY l <5,\yl o’clock- AKt) A Qcrr To Be B* I siqmumvs Party At si*'- i got to \ BRIMC, HIM ALSO SOME KlWt> OF A ' PRESENT.“A MICE UMBRELLA.UJOUL& V^ Bt MICE!'. M\CTOlO, Roto &OU.-IO TO \ SOMt VTORE ANt> BO'y A NICE, BENCY RENfcEE UMfcR©-lA“HAVE THEM I V POTVYIN A K)\CE.VJOtO<i. / aV*°*!* • o _x n --7TTT -- ON-YT'S RAlKllM<i ^ AU OF A SObftfcH* _1 J 8 818 AND OV, \jOOK UMAX q 'that Phoov Amuwc botAuf „ ' UST£*J . SWMOk'tV v V COULC^Y BE OOE^. \ 'TILE KT LE&VT, j \Ntt4£ O’CLOCK” , --l-"'_ affair I* an exception to this rule The waltz, fox trot a n't one step arc st:ll In vogue. .lack: A book, flowers or c*fitly would be quite acceptable for a birth day gift. AI>\ BSTIMEMI OT “PROUD TO SAY CARDUI DID IT” Naahville Lady Attribute* Good Health to Cardui — Ssy* She Wei Suffering Agony When She Began to Take It. Nashville, Tenn.—Mrs. Dudley B. .Stuart, 519 Ash Street, this city, re cently made the following state ment: “Before 1 started taking Cardui, I was sick in bed. 1 weighed 90 pounds. “My mother came to see me and told me to get Cardin. My husband went to town and brought home two bottles which I took. At once I be gan to improve, although up to that time 1 had taken medicine but it had not helped me at all. From the first dose of Cardui my appetite be gan to come back. “I had been .suffering from fe male trouble . . . was so weak and in such a run-down condition. That was two years ago ... I kept on taking Cardui as a tonic. “My appetite is good. I certainly owe a lot to this fine medicine. Nothing did me any good until I began to take it. It made me gain 48 pounds. I don't weigh quite o much now on account of the baby nursing, but I fee! perfectly well. I am very grateful for what it has done for me, #or I was suffering agony when I began to t^ke it.” Writing later of her experience in the use of Cardui, Mrs. Stuart said: “My health is better now than ?ver and am proud to say Cardui did it.” FOB KXCE8SIVK URIC ACID TRY THE WILLIAMS TREATMENT 35 Cent Bottle (32 Doses) FREE Just because you start the day worr *4 and tired, stiff legs ard arms a no ffiUacles, an a' hirg h*ad. burn.rig and bearing down pains In the bark—worn out before the day begins—do not th.utt. you have to stay in that condition He strong, we!!, with no stiff Joint* *ore mui-cj**, rheumatic pains, aching back or kidney trouble caused by body mads acids. If you • uffer from bladder weakne** with burning scalding pain*, or if > ou are in and out «f bed half * dos*n time* a right, you wili appreciate the rest, com fort and strength this treatment should give. To prove Th# Williams Treatment con quers kidney and Madder diseases, rheumatism and ail other ailments when due to excessive uric acid, no matter how chrome or stubborn, :f you have never tried The William* Treatment, we irffl give or® 15c bottle f|2 doses) free If j'u will cut out this notice and send it with your name and address. P.r aae *«rd It cents to help pay pos'Ase. pecking, etc., to The Dr. D A. W :i‘iam* Con £injr, Dept. AA-4514, P. O. Building. eat Hampton, Conn. Rmd at once a: i you will receive by parrel post a regular *. R5c bottle, without charge and without incurring any obligation. Only one bottle to the same address or family iBMHRMIIflWIlBMI • I Nervousness I * The first indication of nerv- • iousnes* should be your warn- . ing to remedy the condition I from which it results, and be- I fore it becomes a deep-seated, V ? nervous condition which will 2 I require time as well as treat- I I ment to remedy. j ! Warner’s Safe Nervine f (relieves nervous headaches. S nervous dyspepsia, irritability, I sleeplessness and all neuras- I , thenic conditions which are * (symptoms of nervous disorder a and deranged health and nerv- I ous exhaustion. It acts on the I nerves and assists in restoring • 2 the system to a normal con- 1 | dition. § Warner’s Safe Remedies • Warner'* Safe Kidney and Uvw • I Remedy | Warner's Safe Diabetes Remedy 1 W arner * Safe Rheumatic Remedy 1 Warner'* bale Asthma Remedy | ^ Warner's Safe Nervine I W arner '• Safe Pill* (Cenatipatioa ft and Biliousness) I The Reliabla Family Medicine* I Sold by Sherman A McConnell • • ard ail leading druggists. Sample • ft rent on receipt of ten cents. ft I WARNER'S SAFE REMEDIES CO I I Dept 451 Rochester, N. Y. I • mmmmm • mmmmm•mmmmm• mmmmm i AU\ r.KTIM-Mr.NT. Friends Noticed . Improvement Wonderful Results from Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vege table Compound Bethel, Was.— My female trouble waa brought on Ly overwork. I had worked in s’orea and .i*d t * 4 do heavier w rk than my strength could stand, and had to be on my feet m<\«t of the tiro®. Finally 1 had to give up this work entirely and stay at home. Doctor's medicine did not give me much re lie f, and my mother wanted me to take L\ dia h. Finkham's \ ogetabie Compound. I took a couple of bottles of it and tin night it did not help me as much at it should, so I gave it up to try s. nie thing else. Nothing 1 took helped m* j much, so 1 finally decided to gtve the 1 Vegetable Compound another tria and to take enough of it to make sure it would help me. 1 have taken it over a year now and it has brought wonderful results. I have gained ftvtr S3 to 110 pounds and ntn keeping house now. My friends all notice the change tn my health. 1 will bo glad tc answer all letters that women write to me about the Vegetable Con*- v pound.”—Mrs. W. G. MONSON, 1M4 Park Ave., Beloit,\\ is. Mrs. Monson is willing to write tt> any woman buileruig from such troubles*