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BARNEY GOOGLE-— It May Be Only a Dream, but Barney’s Taking No Chances Drawn for The Omaha Bee by Billy De Beck «*ST >a# I tsm* *KK» MNorc He. OtO appcc ifert | OR ^ MOtrtfc UHtl 1 Qt SMWT ON SKiUY- | P^ANCiTHER 1 Hccnct ‘ Got-tf *'| I CAN'T TJ\»eE. 1 AN*# eWANOE s £ i vhtw sparkv I K. OiCW NOVX t |p^ OMIT I <SrfJE5S ^ X MUSV UAMt. Copyright. IW. K"»t F—ttiw Syifcfle. I«c[ <aET OVER "N 0»V YOUR OWN S»DEi / _ 2-2 O BRINGING UP FATHER_„ "•*Uur^„, SEE j'ggs and magg,e 'n full Drawn for The Omaha Bee by McManus A ^ 1 ^ ^ A 1 U. S. Patent Office PACE OF COLORS IN THE SUNDAY BEE Copyright 1023) ' * MRSvJIQOS LT I UNDERSTAND I ■YOU <SOT A antique SEDAN CHA'R*. |T WA.'o ^ENT OtS APPROVE- 1 I DON'T LIKE IT- ) CHAMCE OF / MO <5ITTlN' OUT ' WHILE! MAC.C.IE t«b stamdin- at the ^1/—pn promt rfptSSj k lDOOT!ll ITt, A. CARUNCi' I bought one. in L. Europe like it- tm SENDING THI^> C./SCK: V THE HEM W5E. HERE ara‘Tw' ^ E.E. 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I'aa E**CTly i E^E**i Om V -r„t veati HEY iPDlE . \ LOOK- AT J0£'5 NiEvO kiyvcK.- a DlO Voo I VCOKiTRiBuTe^j ^---- ~-T x he 'MOM \ EMCXXjH To VPoP- All T\E E.5^'^Ot> 'Mi / LAPl AmO 1 I (7)”u •• •art \ fiaruM tcuvica laac My Marriage Problems Aflele Garrison * New rii.tt.i of "Revelation* of a Wife." The Way Claire anil g Dicky Took Madge’s News. We were at breakfast. Claire. Dicky and I, when Lillian's telephone rm sage came, and I hurried back to tli« table Joyously. "Our imprisonment is ended." 1 ■aid. "Lillian tells me that Dr."Vet tit has been convicted of a sin nnd is now on the mourners' bench. It will i be perfectly safe for us nil to go j wherever we wish.’’ "Rafe!'' Dicky snorted, while I fumed at myself for my unfortunate choice of words. "I'd like to know when It hasn't been ’safe' for us to go where that Jackanapes was. I could wring hla neck between my finger and thumb If I got fighting mm. and I waa ready to do it when you dragg'd its down here. The only reason J came—'• "t know the reason you came. Dickybird, as well as you do," ''Inin Foster Interrupted eooingly. "It vy.is because Madge hales anything like scene or publicity of any kind That waa what brought her up to the 'Barker house. And, of course, wi both hail to humor her and g> t nut of the way till Ilerble bail time to col lect the senses he'd lost. But. nobody's Impugning your courage, dear lad. so don’t get snoriy.” I nw a little frown ••t< ti»>1 in "Dicky's forehead as he gave Claire a startled look, and I saw that even he, undeniably attracted to her aa he was. found this atrocious speech ft little too much for approval. As for myself I had to exert every bit of eelf control l possessed to Keep from railing out at her. 1 had saved Her from unpleasantness, from nan 61, from the half Insane fury of l»r. Pettit, and she had rewarded me with this sneering little specs h! “Anyway, the whole thing s over.” I said cheerily, and marvelled at my self for the ability to speak thus buoy antly. "The next question Is, whei. do wa go from here and when?” Madge Is llearfcnrd. "I’m going to my apartment thiH rnornkjg.'' Claire said, “the minute I get my things packed. 1 suppose you're going to beat It, too.” “Just as soon as I get this apart mant In order,” I said quietly. Claire laughed disdainfully “Is she always a hou:- keeping mar tyr like this?" she queried saucily of filch;;. "Anybody'd think a lot of 'hoodlums had stayed here. I'm game, old dear. I'll stay until the last dish is wiped and the last bed made.” Again I caught the tiny involun tary frown on Dicky's forehead, and th>- mute evidence of his disapproval —oven if subconscious—r*f Claire’s catty attacks on me, heartened me in spile of my resentment against him. “1 won t nerd you at all." I ad dress'd Claire with friendly cajnjal ness. "There really is very little to do, and aa T can’t get a train out home until late afternoon anyway, I shall have oceans of time. So just don’t consider anything hut your own thing.*?." “Well, T suppose I’d he more trou ble than help." Claire yawned with more truth than she guessed, “so I’ll heat it as soon as I get packed. How about you, Dickybird? Aie you going to fly the nest, too?" “I I nderatand Her Perfectly “Do you think I’d dare to stay here after Madge has cleaned this place up?" he demanded whimsically. “I’d he sure to move something a quarter imh from the left, and our standing with the Plisses would be ruined f«o ever. Nay, nay. little one. f fly when my wife does, but not with her. I‘\e got some stuff to finish, so T can t vet out to Hag for another two days. I but I'll go to a hotel until then." ( lair* looked back from the door way where she had trailed her atro cious negligee Sli* had rome to break last every morning In the kid curlers and the soiled wrapper—and Mashed him a provocative glance. "Me sure to come to see me before you go," she said. Keen Dicky's poise was not proof against thin piece of audacity. I saw Idm flush ever so slightly ns lie an swered her lightly. "I'll do that little thing If I get a I chance, hut don't count on tne, for I shall be fearfully rushed." She made an exasperated moue at him and disappeared Into the bed room sho shared with me. Dicky spoke constrainedly when he lind fln I ished Ids coffee. “I'll lake iny hag with me this morning, and I'll slop at flio Chilton ! light near the studio. You can get tin- there or it (he studio if anything special should turn up before I get home. Do you need any money?” "No. thank you. I have plenty." I I returned. He rose, stood as if pondering for a , Problems That Perplex My BEATRICE FAIRFAX \ Chivalrous Lover. Hear Miss Fairfax: I was intro duced to a young lady by a frond, and after going out with her for a Wt-ek, I found nut tiler.. f,.|. She1 line a stepmother who treats her bad ly. and being ill and out of a posi tlnn, her own father tells her to get out of the house. That being I he rare. I told her to park up and took i her to mv own house, telling niv ! folku that we Intended to become en gaged soon and had known each other . for six months Instead of ,1 w.ek. Hurlng lhai tins I bought her a complct'- outfit of dr* ss, coal shoes. ' tc. After Maying it my home fen three works, I decided to give her h gift. and bought hoi . i-i . gagement ring, which I pined on In r ling* i. and 'sent out an announcement to that effect. Her parents, not knowing where slie was all this time, We d, filled to tell them, hoping everything would he forgotten. We were receive! very coldly, and were told no one sent for us, so we departed, hut I told lor to go hack horns and see whether she | could not straighten matters our Her folks are pleasant to both of us I now and want to know when we are i to he married. It Is exactly two month* that we me going with each other and I am wondering whether | the old saving of ‘'Marring* in haste, repent sit leisure" would happen to otir case, L«>t;is. Why are you hesitating? Your inlt | i ial impulse wan to protect the gjri if j you love her, how ran it matter | ; whether you have known her a year 1 i »*r a month? Certainly the f#»nr of an • 1 old proverb need not come l-«etw*en you and happiness. The point b whether you have coin* to doubt 'nor love, to regret your impulse, to j feel that your actions were rash. I Talk It all over honestly with the girl It is only fair t«* her and to yourself I ■ to make sure of the depth and d* | \ otion «*f > our feeling before you go further How to Forget. Dear Miss Fairfax: Will you j kindly advise me how to forget a man with whom I am in love, but second, then stooped toward me and said in a low tone; • "Don t misunderstand her Sin Isn't as audacious ns she appears "f understand her perfectly." I said uulcily, and as Dicky with an angry exclamation went into his room to pack Ids hag. I gent the resentful film tul adfUinlu t ■ f t CI him. FlPrp^P Y - TIME TALES THE TALE OF ISTAHMULE ' SCOTT. BAILEY \ ftalU.Y Partner. Farmer linen tied Mistah Mule and the old horse, ISbenzgr, to the feme beside the gristmill, and went inside the old pray building to ta'k with the miller While he was pone, Mistsh Mule took great pains to Keep .1 safe dis til nee from t ho w agon pole. Uo *coid ed Fbenezer when that mild fellow moved the pole even ns little as an inch toward his companion. 'Tec been ntllng three times Mis hih Mule grumbled. “I docen t rare to be stung agin.” "f can't stand p« 1 fectly still a *' * * let the Hies bite me." Khenezrr t lotted. * I have to stamp once !n 1 while, to drive them away." ‘ Flies! ‘ Mlstnh Mule sniff!. 1 whom I ha\e pi\cn up due to tin far t that he is married. H O. hill >1*111 mind full of other thi TnUo on a little extra work. Join a gymnasium. Interest yourself in so dal service or sewing or designing or j rooking. Arrange to have some • ' tlvitv require your time and thought every waking hour. Uo to bed st night so exhausted from he ijthv c\ errise and activity that vou will he hound to fall Into a refr* shliig coni pmsitlng sleep. And. above all. don't mesmerize yourself with the wrong1 thought that it is Impossible to for net It Is easv t«» dismiss from your mind anything that > 011 really do tvt want there. Infatuation, Not l ove. Dear Mine Fairfax: I am 24 and In love with n girl **f I* j have hern! going with tills girl for the pint year nnd she han me worried nil the tine She saye ehe loves me, but at the Name time phe navn ehe will not mar ) ry me unless I have lots of money Ityt I am poor. She irfun. , t<» b«' en gaged to me. VlRAPKIt Toil yay tins girl won't ron i<|r r mm i lair fern use you have not lot .s of inni^y.” Mv i]«-ar voting iitnn, don't you sen Hint nni disapprove of thin glib that vour crltlr.il attitude In too great to permit of lionrnt lo\< Vou must adinlre to love What you feel Infatuation. <'onr|tter your feeling* for they will not loin you to happiness or to success in life doesn t mind flies bitln' me. It's ho.' nets I object* to," • ild Kbenezer couldn't help think mg what i dull fellow Mlsiah Muv w i- It hadn't twice occurred to him that what he called hornet stines Were caused l»y the prii k* of tli sharp tacks which Farmer tireen ht l fastened to the watfoppole in order t.> teach Mistnh Mill* to stay where he belonged. 1 * * ptraon of my word* Mist Ah Mule declared in i f* vs minute* Mariner them f| pea red in f li*» wide floor WAV of the gristmill, drngfthi£ a heavy sunk, ss'hlch he dropped at the threshold Then he leaped down upon th* ground and wAlked toward Miatah Mule and l«l»ene*er. "There a your corn that you've her i wanting," liberie *rr told Miatah Mule "Farmer Oreeti la going to drive u% up to flu doorway ami load the sack into the wagon." "Mae willin' to help poll the rmpt> wagon aeroaa the ym*d e«ld Miatah Mule. "Mm after Fa»mer ilreen Iivu.m Hint h«*nvv *.i«*k Into It, I aim* to at ay light where 1 is." "What!" ehud libcnern Are you going to balk? Aren't you going to help draw your own corn home to! the bitrnf There was a voo "u»ly K*«»R m Mu» , * tah Mule* left eve. whi.'h wag near eat Khenezer. a* hr ansserMv I doesn't crave to do any work, even foe my own self Fanner Own now untied this strange pair, turned them around, and hacked the wagon up to the gris - tulll dour. Then he dumped the so g of eorn Into the lank of the wagon, sit down upon the seat. pi. ked up the tehl*. and said. "Oiddap! "Now. don t l»e sill' ! said Kbenezer to his oomiatnion "This load is noth ing. Well have It In the harn hefo-e you know it." And he startl'd for ward. "I re a person of n - word." M.*t-t;i | Mole declared. And planting t> - fo,. fret tin ; n, front of 1 ;,n refused to liudge from that spot. t , p. rtghl. test. Tomorrow How F. miner i;,c*„ Cured Mistah Mule of Items llalky, , Itee Want Ads 1‘vo'luce ItZ-sults 1IM KKriM.MKS I A+4++++++++++++++++++++* t A Stubborn Cough <• Loosens Right l!p % * —— ♦ 4» |*h»« himif -m««l• r^wrilt w » T ♦ drr for qu*« U rr»ull» T ♦ Mil i br*i»lj J v v *> v <***••{• v •>+v H tr .1 lioim nirtUe *htfh mill mis tit pro ills’ li.iie found to It t ip most dope mi a he it rail- ot break ■ .ug up stubborn rough-. It - cheap iml Simple, but ioi\ prompt ill ai • t si i ad at .t- beating, -ootbmg la* It UP uee, chest SOI (ties- goes. plregiu loosens, breathing becomes easier, tabling in throat stops and you get a good night’- restful deep I he usual throat and chest colds are con nuerrd hr it in 21 hours or less. N..n, ng hotter lor bronchitis, boat so i - . , roup, thto.it tickle, broneb at asthma or winter cough* v lo make this splendid cough syrup, pour 2'j, oiiip • - of I’tnex info a p ut bottle and till the bottle with plain granulated sugar setup and snake thorough v. It you prefer use dan lied mala*se.«, honev, or corn syrup, instead of sugar syrup, lather war. Ton get * full pint t family supply - of much lielter cough syrup than Toil cmtld bur ready made tor three , times liic monev. Keeps perfect t and children loir Is pleasant taste. |’iue\ is a special and Ipglilv con cent ruled roinpoiind of genuine Nor way p ne extract, known the w.n I oier for il* prompt healing rlTe. t upon (lie me in lira lie | o .ivei I d < ippointmeni ask sour drugs -t for ’1 OHIO e- of l*uie\ v ih mil d re c twits and don t a vepl anything r e tiu.ii.itlt- I to gne absolute sal i-taetioii or money promptly refunded, lhc I’inri l’*., Ft Wavne, lad Children Cry for Fletcher’s The Kind You Have Always Bought has borne the signa ture of Chan, II. Fletcher ou the wrapper for owr 30 years just to protect the coming generations. Do not be deceived. All Counterfeits, Imitations and “Just-as-gond” are hut experiments that endanger the health of Children—Experience against Experiment. Never attempt to relieve your baby with a remedy that you would use for yourself. What is CASTORIA Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare* Soric, Drops and .Soothing Syrups. It contains neither •piuin, .Morphine nor other narcotic substance. For more than thirty years lthas been in constant use for the relief of Constipation, Flatulency, Wind Colie and Diarrhoea; allaying Feverishness arising therefrom, and by regulating the Stomach and Bowels, aids the as* slmllation of Food; giving healthy and uaturai sleep. The Children’s Comfortr-The Mother’s Friend, In Use For Over 30 Years ▼ HC C^ITAUN COMPANY, NCW YOPK CITY. SAY “BAYER” when you buy. Insist! Unless you see the “Bayer Cross” on tablets, you are not getting the genuine Bayer product prescribed by physicians over 23 years and proved safe by millions for Colds Toothache Neuritis Neuralgia Headache Rheumatism Lumbago Pain, Pain Accept only “Bayer" package which contains proper directions. Ranir “Harer’’ boae* of 12 tablets—Also bottle* of 24 and 100—Drufgtcta. Asptrts Is tb* tntie stark of Barer ks-t'irTe ef UtBoareucartisstrr st •a£rrll«*ai Know the comforN of a healthy skin - leai l m:«s the > \ > 1 a t*. * i„ JyJ down because of cciema or sonrelA equally ann ul 7erupti.-n which tr.aVi t your skin Nim and sting whenever »< ks touch it Rcsirii'I Ointment has a coo! ing. healing action winch brings prompt reliei from these ills. N> matter bow sevrre or well established the i ase may b<> I’csttw I rarely fai's to pnduce the desired results Peainol Soap and Rfliol 5La m| atkk c-m. plea tho-Rennol Ipo. Aak your druggnt lor 'Asm. Resinol In front of—and behind the ear—rub a little BAUME BENGUE lANALO£siaVE ) It otten Rice* quick relief Atanc Drug Store. Keep a tube hands ftie.. I«mir.| 4c Co., N. Y. A met. Asm.. taMi.iuMi W III \ IN NM II (II III I I' 1H\ IIM \11 \ ni l W \N I \|*s \19\ UTIMJVCNT. Loosen Up That Cold With Musterole Have M > h'r.dy when a to.4 ■ 'in It has a'! of the ad want a res of ». andmo'ber’s n unard plaster W7TH U T the b r*er. You ;i»*t apr:T it sr,«h •he f <g+r». First you ie~I a warm tir.£la * the hea'mf - ointment penetrates the e« then fc«f» a soolninjr, eoohng »en ja;*en and outek rel.ef. Made >f r j-e o’ of mustard a-4 '''her ; > ingredient*. Muatercie is e<*- • n .Jed by wary rur*f* and '1 - - - h •. e thr.mf. attff neek. pleurisy, rheums hato ci ji\ arhma. aeura’f a. , • *».•*. n. pens and ache* of the bark r 'v *e muscle*. arrair*. bruises. * ’a n*, f-osted feet, colds of the chest. I *• er.* pweumoria a^d * f!u * Z*+ *th Chr jars snd tube?. Better then s mueterd plaster %i»\EKri>r.»ii»T. BETTER THAN CALOMEL a T liousands 1 lave Discovered Dr. h.dward>* Olive 1 ablets are a I larmless Substitute I' 1 * a ■ l c ;1 f • ii a - i <* at • a rr l but a ,r# ixatt'v. *txl ^etr offe, t on the l«>er ta • - coii-red tah*«*t * arc thv n-Milt e( hr. 1 ‘ •* ‘ i ‘r M'.-n p. : t ' treat ’ \ eP »M l*P*eJ com'-taint* e ith caWrl the idea^aot fitt?e tablet a x'o the rood that ta-er-el does, but ha*e no tad after effect*. They t injure the teeth like - • otig uuid ' i * a cm# rak« ho <J of i he troubh and «jnu*l i> correct it \N icure the li%ef at the e\oer*e of the tee’h'* ta *e« ?ntr:m#a r *♦• ha '"Ui the but"'. So do iIivpi Inqutd*. It i* beat not to take calomel, let I>r. Vd»atd« Oliva Tablets take its place. Heads- • . "<)u' i• c•» and that l**jr fe^'in® e* me fro*v cnn»tip*tior. rod a d»*»* '“d.-rrd liver. . e I * Kdward*' O '# Tablet* «hep > ou fee ’oc? ** and hea* > 1 ley "Hear"' clouded ram and *«erk Up* the M-ints. 14c and ‘(V. M»\ I »»1 IM MI NT. 666 is A Prescription for Cold* fever and LaGrippe. It’* the mo*t speedy remedy we know, preventing Pneumonia. IP'ay When Cured • -hits I inata and otha# Bh t »UV. lhv»u‘ a »r««rv +T' . - * ‘ ■ >'< ■■• ••'hf* oi >:h»* **i* a. »trt|k>iK ami. V > ill'* I'K'i « '* >' »•'<• »r,'*|.l*.t tor and tio mni>. * ,, i„ h* oa. < u""1 fa'a'a' " " ' ' h'H‘1' *«<«f »»*•«.*• »Hh n.-«*« MJ t*»t,Won,»b <4 »«•-# khan 1,1*00 |' oniu.c I i onj r «tio ha>« bwn r*iman*nt'y ,-urad. PR. t. R. TARRY Saaalat uina. Buna lival Rid, , n** BM| >. Omaha. Nah