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I I V i m 1 It I! i Recipe for Old Age. Thomns Kelly of llallyawli'. County Tyroni, lit'linul, who at 10" climbed a ladder and rppnirnl liln own roor, according to the London oapont, is the latest eent.'iiarlan to Klve t the world his recipe Tor old ae, which Ik made up of "plain food, early rlslnk, hard work, u sparing UHe of alcohol and plenty of rresdi, mountain air." Literary Note. Two years nun, when John Heed Scott8 llrst novel, "The Colonel of the lU'd Huzzars," met with Hiieh Knmt KiiecesH, many were the reciiHtrt that he write more about Dehra and Armand (The CMlonel). T meet tin; wlshea of his many admirers .Mr. Scott now otfci-H "The 1'rlncenH Dehra," a story which, while HtandliiK abHolutely alone. Ik yet, In effect, u sequel to his first r.jmanee. ThoMe who have read the new book pro nounce it finite the most captivating l)it or llction of the y'r and predict for it a htnh position among HiIh Hum Hier'K "bent st'llliiK" novels. Horace's Description. "Children have some surprlslimly original Mean," said a young woman who Is visiting In Lincoln. "A Trle'id of mine teaches a class In the third rack. One day not long ng she told the children she wanted each iif Mmm to be able to tell her tin; next, day what a skeleton was. One little chap Immediately began wav ing his band insistently. "Well, Horace," she said, 'what is ItV '" I don't have to wait,' announced tho youngster, proudly. 'I can toll now.' "'AH right, Horace, you may.' "'A Blteleton,' said Horace, arising and speaking confidently, 'Is a man with his insldes out and his outsldes off.' " PROMINENT NEBRASKA COMPANY Among the Prominent Financial Insti tutions in Nebraska Is the WESTERN FIRE INSURANCE COM- PANY OF LINCOLN. i The Company has shown remark uble progress and under its manage ment has shown Itself to be a pro gressive and successful Institution. It is a Stock Company and its Stock holders are all Nebraskans. It issues most ilbernl policies, makes prompt settlement of all losses, which are paid in cash without discount. Tills Company makes a specialty of Insur ing Farm and Dwelling House Risks; writes Fire. Lightning, Tornado and Windstorm Insurance on all classes of Farm Property at a llxed rate or pre mium, there being no assessments. Every policy guarantees on Us 1'acb the full premium as well as (he amount, insured. It does not pro rate on Livo Stock. Authorized Capital $l,noo,iiii) Capital Stool; 101,40k . Assets Dec. 31st, 1907. Cush, Loans S: .NYrurltlcH $1 IS.f.IU . 13 Liabilities, Including Ruln.sur- anco Reserve 1.'l,.SS.'i.ti4 Security to Policyholders 1 17.:tS:t. LOSS ICS I'NPAID NONIC , Assets Invested In Nebraska First Farm Mortgages. Keep your money in Nebraska by patronizing this worthy Home Company. See the Agent now, or write the Home Olllce, 201 South 11th St., Lincoln, Nebr. Lincoln Directory TALKS ON TEETH ALVEOLAR METHOD If you havi) two or more toetli in olt'nir Jaw. wo ean replHco th) nilHslnj? tooth with tho boautlful Aivoolur uiothod. it will jmy you to eome any distance for this beautiful work, We tighten Iooho teeth und euro wire minis. We do all bnit.euoK of Dentistry. Work lono immediately for out-of-town patrons. LoeutMcl noro ror yearn, huston DENTISTS, rJllio m root, 1.1111:0111, ieiirasxii. HERBERT E. GOOCH BKOKIlk AND DBAl.UK drain, Provision, Stocks, anil Cotton. Haln Office, ao5 I'raternlty Bide Lincoln, Nebraska. Doll Phone 511 Auto 1110110 JMYJ LiirtfOHt IIouho in Htnta AUTOMOBILES Dui.. j m:.u.1I A Also few high (Trade second hand machines cheap. Write for list or catalogue, E, E. MOCKETT AUTO GO,, Lincoln, Nebr, Gasoline Engines Our now 4 cylinder motor la dositrnod es pecially for farm und suon. CUSHMAN MOTOR CO., LINCOLN, NEBR. I nml huodIIoh. amino wnric Repair work at ullVhTdH . iu.lt bybim was a as w mm w lug, PuHovh, Hhaftlnif. Etc. 1 Auto Phono U75. IMUCCU 9, DCQQ 32S So. 9th St. UnilUI.11 W IlkUU LINCOLN KWALITY KOUNTS. THAT IS WHY piiaiiiii ili ic DrAU baa lieen the- largest Roller for years. Bond lid ailordr und bo ooiiyiucud- lUlfl N Bt., Llucoln. ROUND THE CAPITAL Information and Gossip Picked Up Here and There In Washington. Jovial Scenes Mark WASHINtSTOiV. The comradeship that binds the members of the house of representatives together, re gardless of party politics and poli cies, waH never bettor Illustrated than in tho closing hours of tho first ses sion of the Sixtieth congress. Demo crat and Republican, northerner and southerner, Roosevelt admirer and Uryan follower, all Joined arms and spirits, and with fervor celebrated tho passing of the session and forgot all tho strife that had marked Its half year. After a day of patient waiting until tho senate conquered the llllbuster, the house was ready to celebrate as soon as tho remaining business of the session was transacted. With the con ference report on the government lia bility bill agreed to, a surging, sing ing mass of representatives came Real Reason Why fcdS HE real manner in which the La Follotte filibuster on the currency bill was lost furnishes one of tho most amusing sorles of incidents in the his tory of congress. The failure Is duo In a great measure to Senators Scott and Carter, who modestly admit that thoy aro the champion entertainers of tho country. Senator Stone of Missouri "hns been shown," but has not yet given expert testimony on the subject of their claims. Several dispensers of refresh ments declare that Carter and Scott know how to buy. They eulogize the princely spending powers of tho two sonators and will cheerfully give them letters of recommendation. -fs 1 1 1 irM. i Where the President Buys His Coffee A GROCERY merchant way down off tho beaten track of Pennsylvania nvenuo now has the exclusive privil ege of furnishing coffee for the head of the nation, and the way It hap pened was this: One day the president was looking down from tho terrace of tho White House when n wagon drew up to de liver somo eatables. Across the sides, painted in gorgeous red, was the leg end: "We Rost Our Own Coffee." Tho chief executive was tremendously tntoreoted, and everybody In the White House at tho particular juncture was called out on the terrace to seo how tho grocerymen of Washington wore following tho exalted ruler in the mat tor of phonetic spelling. Not satisfied with admiring the way tho merchant had of advertising his wares, tho president called up on tho James Bryce a New ir'N TIIE man who comes nftor James Rryco to represent IiIb llrltannlc majesty will have a hard rolo to 1111. Tho mighty wall of reserve which a wholo generation of Hrltlshors had built around the mission to Washing ton has crumbled into nothing. Mr. Dryco moves on foot and with tho crowd. Ho knows moro people In Washington, Now York and other largo cities whero ho visits frequently than tho majority of tho natives. For - 11 ,nan l,nst th0 ttod "Se, 70 years, ho is amazingly energetic. Ho alone of all tho ambassadors and ministers stationed in Washing t(m callo(i 0,1 eve,'-v 0,10 of tho gov ernors. If strict etiquette wero ob served, tho governors should havo Last Hours in House from the lobby Into the center Isle, and gaining in numbers as they went on centered about the speaker's table. Although It was a little after nine o'clock, "Undo Joe"- allowed his gavel to rest untouched, and seemed to bo willing that this harmless species of disorder should prevail, while he beamed benignant iy on the joyful throng. The singers were led by Rep resentative Dwlght, of New York, who bore aloft a huge portrait of Mr. Cannon, Hefore the song had been finished there were cries from all parts of the chamber for a speech from the speak er. Mr. Cannon responded brlofly. When Mr. Cannon finished his speech tho members Immediately began with "Ho's a Jolly Good Fellow," and ran their repertory from "My Old Ken tucky Home," to "Tho Old Oaken Hucket" In various keys and varia tions. John Sharp Williams contrib uted a raucous tenor, Champ Clark a nasal barytone, Gen. Ulngham, the veteran of congress, mumbled a hearty bass, whllo the chorus made up in lustiness what it may have lacked In concerted effort and technique. LaFollette Failed Carter and Scott, acted as hosts to Senator Stone and done their duty nobly. Mr. Stone had been delegated to aid Senator La Follotte In his fili buster against the currency hill, but when the time came for him to act he was not present. Neither was the presence of Carter or Scott noticed on tho floor of tho senate. Several dispensers of "glad water" say they know where the trio spent the greater part of the day. Senator Gore lost the filibuster be cause of his blindness. Some time be fore he concluded Mr. Stone slipped into a chair beside him and said he was ready to take hold at any time. Mr. Gore said: "All right," and be lieved Mr. Stone was present when he sat down. Instead, Mr. Stone was taking a snooze In the Democratic cloakroom. Jeff Davis was also absent from the senate. Ho had left Little Rock do termlned to save the country, but got lost somewhere on the route. 'phone nod expressed his npprccia elation. He told the head of the firm to send up a couple of pounds of that coffee to see If the brand was as ex cellent as the spelling. Of course the merchant put on his best touches and sent the brownest and most fragrant Java and Mocha straightway to the White House. The beverage ready to serve was as lino as even the presi dent had anticipated, so a permanent order to furnish ten pounds a week was left with this fortunate firm. Rut the cream of the joke and one which has not been explained to Mr. Roosevelt was that tho painting of tho sign was a mistake the work of an old German sign artist who was not particular about the way the letters are strung together. The merchnnt raised a great commotion when the wagon returned with "rost" conspicu ously on it. and it was to bo returned tho next day for repairs. Now this legend has been adopted as the trade mark of the firm, and very likely a miniature White House may be paint ed on one side, ns the Brltlffiers do when they have the oxcluslvo custom of the reigning families for their com modities. Style Ambassador called on him. But Mr. Hryce Knew that these heads of tho various com monwealths camo to Washington on other business bent. Ho comprehend ed that his part was to becomo ac quainted with so important a portion of tho national machinery, and ho took tho easiest means at hand and called first. Many of tho governors found time to .return tho visit. Others could not. but thoy all mot James IJryco and took his measuro just as ho took thelra. Mr. Hryco has boon a revelation to tho 8llk-hnt-kopt-in-a-bandbox kind of diplomat 1st usually assigned to the Washington mission. Ho has taken a high ground, ami tho pace ho has sot is not altogether pleasing to his col leagues. Many of tho ambassadors now In this country would cling to tho old ways if thoy felt secure In so do ing. Hut Mr. Hryco has revolutionized tho service. Tho ambassadors cannot draw the lino socially, oven politically. Thoy must got In tho limelight, mako speeches, glvo Intervlows, mingle with the common herd. Shell men as can not do this aro being called homo. WISE CHE-ILD, 'That, horse must love his work, uncle." "Why so, Hubert?" "He'i so attached to the wagon." "Internal Revenue" Collections. The term "Internal revenue" has been restricted in Its meaning to audi revenues only 'as arc collected under the Internal revenue bureau con nected with the treasury department, and does not include all revenues that are, properly speaking, from Internal sources, that, is, from sources other than duties levied at the frontiers upon foreign commodities. Thus, moneys arising from the sale of public lands, from patent fees, or the reve nues of the postal service, are not gen erally known as "Internal revenues." Severe Reproach. "Charley, dear," said young Mrs. Torkina, "I had a dream about a race horso that won three times In succes sion." "Great Scott," answered her hus band, who has a touch of superstition; "what was its name, what did it look like?" "I've done my best to remember, but I can't.." "That's the way! There never was a woman who could be relied on to keep her head in business matters!" How's This? Wa offer One lltinilrnd Dolltra Itewarl for any cun of Catarrh that cannot ba cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. F. J. CIIKKCY & CO., Toledo. O. Wo, the undaritgnod. have known K. .1. Cheney for the Imt IS yearn, and dellovu lilm perfectly hoti orab in la all business trausactluna and financially able to carry out any obligations made by ll (Inn. Wai.oinu. Kinkan & Marvin, Wbolesalu UruKststH, Toledo. 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