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About The Nebraska advertiser. (Nemaha City, Neb.) 18??-1909 | View Entire Issue (July 7, 1905)
Nl.MAIIA Advek riSEk W W. SANDERS. PuDtitMen Nemaha, Nebraska I Time's saddest trngodioa m e written Iti wrinkles. An old bachelor snys lore Li more llko a pestilence than a dlucaso. Wlioovcr firHt HUggcstcd tho liour Klnss wnlat Bliould bo doing time. "Tho public in timid," wiys George flonld. IIa George ever tried tho got-ricJi-qulck bult? Ho who would succeed in any line of business muHt IlrHt plan his work, llien work his plnn. A defalcation usually grows in In verso ratio to tho way a millionaire's eatato dwindles aftor his death. Poor Nan Patterson probably will have to go to her grave without know ing whether or not hIio killed Caesar Voung. Tho precocious schoolboy who said ihnt tho "Mo." after "Kansas City" stood for "misnomer" was not so far wrong. As Carmsglo is going to give away J1 bis money it is quite evident that the coachman married his niece for love alone. Are wo to Infer that Dr. Gladden would not countenance tho use of Standard' Oil products for purposes of church illumination, either? Scientists are now trying to ilnd out why men liccomc lmldheadod. We have always inclined to the opinion that it Is because the hair comes out. Admiral Melvlllo says we need 5000,000,000 for our navy. We sus pect that the Admiral Is trying to make llobson look like a piker. But wby should Andrew Carnegie, hastily conclude that an heiress Is com pelled to choose between an affection ate coachman and a worthless duke? After a career of unbridled crime lasting for several hundred years John Doe and Mellaril Hue aro charged with being mixed up In tho Equitable Life Assurance case. A 1'1-year-old boy is practicing law in New York. TIiIb looks like an In fringement on tho rights of our run down politicians. Is there to be no place left for tho defeated candidates? Thero is a dispute, over the Identity of the "father" of the American navy. Why not content ourselves with the knowledge that whoever he was he left a long lino of worthy descendants? Mrs. Chadwlck's masago roller sold at auction for a half dollar. There was a certainty of lively bidding for Casslo's recipe for nerve tonic, but unfortunately the prescription was not forthcoming. Some folks try to grin ami bear their bumps, while others think the proper caper is to point out tjie sore spots and try to convince everybody that the real injury lias been done to tho fellow who did the bumping. In warning his church against the danger of yielding to selllshness and greed In business transactions the Popo touches tho keynoto of tho dan gers to modern commercial peace and prosperity. By throwing his great in fluence upon tho side of fair dealing between man and man the head of tho Catholic church takes a step worthy of imitation by all teachers and spirit ual advisers. Foreign shipyards havo received very heavy orders for 1005 delivery of Bteam tonnage, but throughout, the United Kingdom not a slnglo new or der has been received for a deep-water sailing vessel. The doom of the sailer has beeonio somethlii" more than a figure of speech and never again will the whlto-AvInged anionic of trade play tho prominent part which in the past they have taken In tho world's commerce. With the miss ing of tho sailer thero also departs from the literary field a theme which from tho earliest ages has supplied great material for romance and story Is there any reason why our schools should limit themselves simply to put ting children through a certain courso of study? We think not. In our opin ion, if tho schools fall In discipline, if they fail in developing a spirit of obedience, they fail in discharging their most vital function and at tho most vHnl point. And It seems to us that this failure is one for which the schools may very justly be hold re sponsible. For the very theory on which tho State proceeds In this mat tr of public education is that through education tho children will bo properly trained nlong tho Jlno of good citizen ahjp. But they can ot bo good citl zona unless they loaru to be obedient to law. In some way, therefore, the schools must inculcate this obodiencc. A thing always to bo cultivated is good humor. No prop to trouble has yot been discovered the equal In strougth of good nature. It Is just as much an obligation of men to fight against depression as It Is to fight against oppression, and yet men yield readily to depression and say thoy will die beforo they will submit to oppres sion. They begin at tho wrong place with their heroics. Good humor Is tho safety valve. It provides a way for unnecessary and harmful Bteam, which, if confined, may result In a ruinous explosion. Good humor dwells in the house of comfort; It waters the plants, feeds the canary, draws the curtains to admit thu sunlight and at evening time it lights the lamp, Among the permanent funds of tho Methodist church Is one for tho sup port of superannuated ministers. The question was recently raised In Now York why Methodist preachers cannot savo enough from their salarlrs to sup port them In old age. Figures have been given which ore a sulilclent an swer. There were 707 pastors in the threo Metropolitan annual conferences In 300-t-'0r, these being the confer ences In New York City. These pas tors may be divided Into four classes. Tho members of the first class, num bering 2125, receive .$1,500 per year or more, those In the second, numbering 184, $1,000 to $l,."i00; those In tho third, numbering 211, ?(!00 to $1,000; and those In the fourth, numbo.fr.ig 177, $000 or less. Tho salaries paid the ablest and most eloquent Methodist preachers in tho metropolis are no more than aro received by many men In subordinate places In largo business concerns. The salaries of manv of their humbler brethren are less than half as largo as tho wageB of a good mechanic. Outside tho cities, both In New ork and in other States, salaries are smaller. "My college chum," a distinguished Now York lawyer, Is quoted as saying, "was my equal in every respect, nnd In some respects my superior. After twenty-flvo years of successful ministerial work I dis covered that his annual Income when In his primo was tho exact amount I paid for the care of my horse at the livery stable." In the rural districts the pay of a pastor Is often much less than tho keep of a city horse. The smallness of the salaries of Methodist preachers Is partly due to the fact that In every community this church draws to It many poor nconlc. but It Is more largely owing to the noble. time honored policy of Methodism of having "a church for every pastor and a pastor for every church." The Hock may not number a dozen. It may be In a mining camp In Alaska. It may be In a city slum. However small, re mote, or inaccessible, it must and avIII havo a shepherd. Wesley and White- field didn't believe In waiting for peo ple to come In and get the gospel. 'I'llnl. Irrlr- II- Ia 41...... ...1. ...... 11 were, and their successors have been doing likewise ever since. A man has to pinch and squeeze to rear and edu cate a family and dress as a nreaeher Is expected to on $1,500 a year, espe cially In a city. Tho fact that thou sands of educated men gladly and la boriously servo their church for much less shows that the age Is not so com mercial as It Is sometimes represented. and that religious heroism Is not dead. The superannuated ministers of the Methodist church accept their annui ties without regarding them as alms, and well thoy may, for they have earned all they got. gooooooooooooooooooooooooo AN EXCHANGE OF QUARTERS. O0(XOOOOOOOOOOOOO0OOOO00O0 Before the Suez Canal was opened St. Helena was a frequent port of call for English vessels bound to and from India and the further East. Follow ing tills custom, which was caused by the need of obtaining supplies for tno long voyage, tho ship In which tho Duke of Wellington, then Sir Arthur Wellesley, was returning to England from India touched at the Island, and he spent one night at Jamestown at the houso of Mr. Balcom. Ton years after Napoleon Bonaparte landed to begin his nearly six years of dreary exile, and was assigned to tho same room which his conqueror at Waterloo had occupied. This strango coincidence came to the knowledge of tho Duke at Paris during Its occupa tion by the allied troops, and he wrote tho following letter to Admiral Mai com, then commanding at St. nelena: Paris, April .1, 1810. My Dear Malcom 1 am very much obliged to you for Mr. Simpson's book, which I will read when I havo a moment's leisure. I am glad you hove taken the command at St. Helena, upon which I congratu late you. "Wo must never bo Idle if we can avoid it.'1 You may tell "Bony" that I find his apartments at the Ellseo Bourbon very convenient, and that I hope ho likes mine at Mr. Balcom's. It is n droll sequel enough to the affairs of Europe that we should chnngo places of rosldonco. I am yours most sincerely, WELLINGTON. A Hot VTanther Iliat. Do you know thnt the two cssen dais for good health In hot weather are keeping the system clan and regu lar and a tonic for th tomtich and boweln? Mull's Grape Tonic i a valuable remedy for hot weather. It clemsea the Hjmtein of all lmuuriU mid pot ions. It contain nturly 30 per cent Crape, which la the beat hot weather tonic known. It li an Ideal prepara tion for heat debility nnd the many langnroua ills prerallinc during sum mer weathgr. It fortifies the system thoroughly. Heat proatratlonn, summer bowol md stomach troubles are rr in fam ilies where Mull's Grape Tonic Is em ployed. There' Is nothing so dangerous In hot weather an constipation, which Is the remit of the more serious hot weather dleeuses. Mull's Grape Tonic Is tho one successful conntlpntlon cure a splendid stomach and bowl toHlc The Westman Island, south of Ice ar.d haq a population of 500 souls, L'ncy live almost entirely on ilsh. Even the few animals are chiefly fed in llsh. NO TONGUE CAN TELL How I Buffered 'with Itching and Diced hitf Ke.eutn Until Cured by Cuti earn, "No tongue cun tell how I suffered for llvo years with a terribly painful, Itching, and bleeding eczema, my body nnd face being covered with sores, Never in my life did I experience such awful suffering, und I longed for death, which I felt was near. I hud tried doctors and medicines without success, but my mother insisted that I try Cutl euro. I felt better after the first batli with Cutlcura Soap and one applica tion of Cutlcura Ointment, and avus soon entirely well. Any person hav ing doubt about this wonderful cure may write to me. (Signed) Mrs. Altle Etson, Bellevue. Mich." Turkish women do not come intt sontrol of their private fortune! until ufter marrlaye. Then the dispose of one-third of it without the husband's consent. An image of the Vlrg'n Mary in t church at Antipolo, in tho Philippini islands, has jewels valued at $1,500, DCO, which have necn glvon it by thi devout women natives. Miss Uordon-Cummlng3 of the ols Scotch family of Gordon-Uumminga bus explored over 100 Islands of the southern Pacific and was the lirkt European to visit many remote places In Tibet. Tho editor of Novoo Vremya, A'cxl Sergevltch Suvorin, hos for years been the gieatcst llgura in the Russian journalistic world. Al though over 70 yeats of age he still holds tho position, and Is a self ruudo man o great wealth, having begun life as a school teacher. Potato water Is excellent foi brightening shabby carpets. The carpets must first he well bente? a d shaken; then take htlf a dozec good sized potatoes and scrapo them as finely us possible into a bucket oalf full of warm water Strain, wrinc a cloth out of tho potatc water, and with it rIvc the carpet t good rub all over, rlns'ng frequently. IN COLONEL'8 TOWN Thing Happen. From the home of the famous "Keyh oel Kceyartah of Cartersvllle," aw3 town South, comets an enthusiastic let ter about Postum. "I waa in very delicate health, suf fering from indigestion and a nervout irouble so severo thut I could hurdlj pleep. The doctor ordered mo to dis toutluue tho use of the old kind of cof fee, which was llko poison to me, pro' Suclug such extreme disturbance thai I could not control myself. But rucI tvus my love for It that I could not gtf aiy own consent to give it up for sonn lime, and continued to .filler, till mj lathee one day brought home a pack i go of Postum Food Coffee. "1 had the new food drink carefiillj prepared according to- directions, one jave it a fair trial. It proved to havi l rich flavor and made a healthy ft'holesonie and delightful drink. T my taste tho addition of cream great (y improves it. "My health began to improve at foon as the drug effect of the old coffet Ivan removed and the Postum Coffei hod time to make Its Influence felt Uy nervous troubles were speodily re lieved and the sleep which tho old cof fee drove from my pillow alwayi tamo to sootho and strengthen rm ffter I had drunk Postum In a vorj Jlit time I began to sleep bettor thai llud for years before. I have nov used Postum Coffee for several yean and like It better and find It raon beneficial than when I first bogan. I is on unspeakable Joy to bo relieved oi the old distress and sickness." Nairn given by Postum Company, Batth Creek, Midi. There's a reason. Bfcad the little book, "The Raad t WellvlUe," lu each pkg. Jellied Chicken. A cold chicken In the form of Jellied chicken makes a good supper dish. Put on ounce of gelatine In a pint of warm water on the back of the stove, and occasionally stir until It Is dissolved. Then add a pint of chicken broth or boullllon to it, and a high seasoning of salt and popper. While the gelatine Is being dissolved cut all the chicken off tho bones. Place the meat In an earthen mold. Pour over tho chicken the broth and gelatine, straining first. Press the meat down and ldt the broth cover It completely. Place a weight over It, and when the chicken Is thor oughly Jellied turn out of the mold and serve in thin slices. Apple Miirinnliidc. This makes a most delicious pre serve. Peel and core the apples and slice into eighths, and put them In a basin of water. To every pound of apples allow one pound of sugar, quar ter pound of whole ginger nnd half a lemon. Lift the apples dripping Into the preserving pan, and boll with tho sugar, lemons nnd ginger until quite clear. Tho rind of tho lemons is best put in with tho ginger, but the Julco bhould not be added until about twen ty minutes before the preserve Is done. Pineapple CtiHtard. Moke smooth three tnblespoonfuls of Hour with one of butter and stir Into n quart of boiling milk. Have ready the beaten yolks of eight egg.s, add to them two-thirds of n cupful of sugar and turn into tho milk, stirring con stantly for three minutes; add, when cold, a cupful of chopped pineapple and four tnblespoonfuls of lemon Juice. Cover with a meringue of the whites of tho eggs and four dessertspoonfuls of powdered sugar. Brown lightly Jn the oven. Stalled Hkks. Tako six hard-boiled eggs and cut them in halves; remove the yolks very carefully, nnd cut the top off the whites, so that they will stand. Mix the yolks In a basin with a piece of bioad soaked In milk, five or six capers finely chopped, nnd two large sardines finely minced. Add to the mixture a little vinegar, oil, pepper, milk and salt Mix Avell together, and fill the whites of the eggs with the forcemeat. Garnish the dish with Jelly. Tnptnca Cream. Soak two tablespoonfuls of hiploca in enough cold milk to cover it. Stand to one side overnight. Bring a quart of milk to tho boiling point and add to this tho beaten yolks of three eggs, a half-cup of sugar and a teaspoonful oi vanilla. Stir this Into the soaked tapi oca, boil up once, turn into a dish and spread immediately with the beaten white of an egg. Servo when cold. Jellied Krult Crcim. Rub three ripe bananas and a quart of ripe strawberries through a fine sieve and sweeten to taste. Add three tablespoonfuls of dissolved gelatine and set away to harden. When It be gins to set, throw in a few whole strawberries and several slices of banana and mold ready to serve. Serve with chilled whip cream. Strnwberry Klcc Cake. Boll one nnd a half cupfuls of rice, being careful to keep the kernels whole, adding, when It is about half done, tho juice of two lemons; drain thoroughly. Cover the bottom of a fruit dish with the rice, then add a layer of strawberries, and sprinkle generously with sugar. Continue until It Is all used. Servo at once with whipped cream. Soda Cake. One pound Hour, one-quarter puiind butter, one-half pound sugar, two eggs, one ounce candled lemon peel, one te.i spoonful carbonate of soda. Mix Hour nnd soda, rub in butter, beat up and add eggs, peel nnd sugar, lastly the milk. Put in greased tin nnd bake nt once in a quick' oven first, then moderately, about one hour. Corn lircud. Sift together a cup of Hour, one of whlto comment, a teaspoonful of salt, two teaspoonfuls of baking powder and a tablespoonful of sugar. Pour upon tills a mixture made of two beat en eggs, a tablespoonful of melto.l butter nnd one and a half cups of milk. Bake half an hour in a moderate ovon. Short SuKKi'HtlmtH. Knives may bo brilliantly polished If they are rubbed with powdered charcoal. After cleaning for tho summer get rid of heavy hangings und see that white curtains are spick and span. Tho difilculty of removing old putty from a window sash Is easily over come. Heat an Iron rod a soldering Iron for preference and pass It slowly over the putty, which will thus bo ren dered soft, when it uiuy easily be removed. TI MOjmjLT TRIAL HEADACHE, DIZZINESS, BEARING. DOWN PAINS, A. WoinnnTAllft Unir She Hnsllocpmn Well nd Strong nftor Yenrs of Misery Duo to Irregular Functions, The fact that one woman is bright eyed, rosy-cheeked, strong and choerfnl, while another is pale, weak and de pressed, is duo moro often than other wise to tho regularity in tho ono can and tho irregularity in tho other of the functions that aro neculinr to the box. Whou theso arc disturbed everything Roes wrong; pain and discomfort are feU all over tho body; tho sensations urn often terrifying. " For fonr years." said Mrs. Davis re cently, "I suffored indoseribablo misery from sick headache every month, ac companied by fainting spells, shortness of broath and severe pain in my left sitlo. Thero wero nlso bearing-down paius, nt times so acnto that I could not stand up, nnd my hood was fnll of ringing sounds. It seemed as if everything was going to hit me in the eyes. I was compolled to lie down with closod oyos for hoars to got a littlo relief. When I attempted to aviso everything would whirl around and it would grow so dark that I ooald scarcely see any object." . " Couldn't yonr doctor help you ?" "Five doctors in all treated me, but I got no lasting benefit. Besides I used a lot of advertised remedies. Tho only modicino, howover, that had tho de sired offect was Dr. Williams' Pink Pills and thoy are truly a, godsend to women. I did not havo much faith in them when I began to take them. I found mysolf, however, so much bettor nftor using two boxes that I began to believe in them. Thoy chocked right away tho dcclino into which I was going. My troubles kept lessening and finally disappeared altogether." " How long did it tako for a euro?" "After I had used several boxes my health was all right. I had taken on flesh nnd was stvoug'nnd hearty. I feel today in spirits moro liko a girl of six teen than a woman of my years." Mrs. O. H. Davis' address is Carmel, Maine, It. F. D., No. 2. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills aro confldentlv offered to women for tho euro of anamiia, chloro sis, painful and irregular periods, and all forms of weakness. Thoy aro sold, by ovary druggist. 2 Cream Separator ron 325.00 we sell tht edehrated DUNDEE CREAH SEPARATOR, capacity. ( pounds pur houri 350 pounds o nacltr ner hour for S2).nrv tiOO pounds capacity pertiuurfoi 334.00. Guaranteed Ihi equal ot Separators that ItE .: TAIL EVERYWHERE St Iron $71.00 to 3129.00. OUR OFFER. ftWpS ratoron ur30 days' free trial plan, with the binding under etandlnir and agreement ltyoi 110 uoc nna uy comparison tost and ue that It will In doner, klm colder mllb riklm easier, run llRliteranl skim ono-hnlf moro mill than nny other Cream 8epa rator tuude. you can returi the Separator ts us at u, expanse and we will Imms dlately return any rnonei you may have paid for frcUW chargoa er otherwise. Cu' thls fcd. out nt onco nnd raaV tf us. and vnu vrlll reCplTI liv return mall, frse. postpaid, our LATEST SPECIAI CREAM SEPARATOR CATALOOUE. You will BtU bin olTer and our free trial proposition nnd you will r "foe the MOST ASTONISHINGLY LIBERAL CREA1 SEPARATOR OFFER EVER HEARD OF. AddrcM SEARS, R0E1UGK & CO., CHICAGO HOT WEATHER CO WO A FREE BOTTLE OF MULL'S Grape Tonic TO AIL WHO WniTE FOR IT HOW E Indigestion, Diseased Stomach, Im pure Blood, Sores, Pimples and Bad Complexion come from CONSTIPATION Poison in the Intestines Dysentery, Cholera nnd terrible srlplnr liains are symptoms ot typnoid lever nnd decaying intestines which aro tho result of Constipation. A Constipated person i3 liable to Meat Prostration or Sun Stroke. A phjsio won't cure Constipation, yon know this irom ex perience. Your intestines and digestive organs are practically dead or you would not lie t.onsti pated. Unless tliev are revived and strrnctlicncd serious Diseases of the Blood must follow, as no one can live and have health with decayed Stomach and Dowels. Physirs don't revive or build up they drain and weaken. Mull's Gk.M-e Tonic Isn tissue builder, n foi-il espccially'prepared for the Intestines. We will prove to you at our own expense that It cures Constipation and Dowel Trouble because it revives the intestines, cleansen tlio sy&tein. heals the stomach and renews the blood, I'ntll it was introduced in this countrj there was 110 cure for Constipation, A wonderful Tonic, a protection against hot leather dangers. WRITE FOR THIS FREE BOTTLE TODAY Good for ailing children and nursing mothers. FREE COUPON Send this coupon with your name and ad dress and druggist's name, for a free bottle of Mull's Grape Tonic tor Stomach and Dowels, to MULL'S GIlAi'K TONIC CO., 1 Third Avenue, Hook Iilun.l. Illinois Give full addreis and write plainly. The ti. 00 .bottle contains nearly three times the 50c size. At drug stores. The genuine has a date and number stamped on tho label take no other from joui druggist. S. N. U. 88:i, 27 YORK, KEII F AFFLICTED WITH SORE EYES U8( Thompson's Eye WatRi 1