The Nebraska advertiser. (Nemaha City, Neb.) 18??-1909, December 09, 1904, Image 8

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    JEverr Walk In Jjitv.
A. A. Rojce, a fanner, living three
and a half milei from Trontoa, Mo.,
nys: "A bo
vere cold Bot
tled In my
kidneys and
developed bo
quickly that
1 was obliged
to lay oil
work on nc- rri
count of theijl
aching in my
back and
Bides. For a
time I wan
enable to
walk at all,
nd every makeshift I tried and all the
medicine I took had not the slightest
effect My back continued to grow
weaker until I began taking Doan's
Kidney PUIb, and I must Bay I was
more than surprised and gratlQed to
notice the backache disappearing graa
aally until it finally stopped."
Doan's Kidney Pills sold by all deal
ers or mailed oa receipt of price, 68
cents per box. Foeter-Mllbura Oo.,
Rnffnlo. N. T.
Tbo Pastour Instltuto at the Uni
versity of Michigan was established
two years ago with tbo object of pro
footing the development of hydro
phobia In persons bitten by dogs
which are supposed to bo mad.
Tbo casea are taken under treat
ment as soon as lb is possible to
reaob Aon Arbor. The Institute
Is not Intended for the core of per
sons who are already suffering from
tables, but has been very successful
In preventing the dlseaso when per
sons have applied for treatment as
soon as they were bitten.
The Vermont boys are acquiring
pending money by raking In the
bounty which the state pays for
hedgehogs. It Is strongly sua
pectcd chat some of the boys are
raising the anlrrals, carefully
guarding them until they are
old enough to turn Into the State
authorities. Ono town last year
"found" 1,100 of the prickly beasts.
Bem'e ThU '
Wo offer One Hundred Dollars Reward f
any casq of Ontarru that caanot to cured bj
uau a uuaarrn ijure.
1. 1 mfownv . sift Ty rri I r
W thj-onilwlniwl hare known F. J. Chenoj
for ttie last 10 toots, and bollero him porfrvtlj
honorable in all fiuslnesi transaotlom and nnan
ilally able to carry out an obllcatioa made Ity
jneir nrm.
W est &TRUAX. Wholesale DniEvtAta. Toledo. O
Waldino. Klnnam & Ux&vm, Wholesale
Unit's Catarrh Ctiro Is taken Intornally. acting
5irec;ty upon nia uooa ana mucous sunaooa or
ia syxtom. TOoe 76c. per bottle. Bold byaU
untjrpiRiH. jwminonian tree.
UaU'a raaolly Pills are the best.
TOE YOUNG DOUTOR AHEAD.
Joker 11 1 suffer from cold feet at
night."
Dr. Glynn "Is yoar general
icalth good?
"Perfectly.1'
Good appetite?
First rato.
Bleop under blankots?
Yes.
'Pobn nlnnto nt nriMnnr nrrflse?
Lots.
Very strange.
The cold feet are my wife's.
Ah I Get a divorce. Two dollars,
please.
MIGHT BE UF USE.
Mr. Softie "Is there anything I
can do to prove ray devotion?"
Miss Bouutlo "Y-c-s, there Is."
Narao It
"When you call, bring some band-
some and entertaining gentleman
will you?
Greatest In the WerM.
Arlington, Ind., Dec. 5. (Speelal.)
Mr. W. A. Hysong, the photographer,
who moved here recently from Bappi
Ky., is firmly of the opinion thai
Dodo's Kidney Pills are the grMtesi
Kidney Remedy the world has vel
known.
"In tae years 1001 and lt08,n sayi
Mr. Hysons-, "and for some tlsse berors
I was afflicted with KlAnty Triable.
My Joints were cert a ad stiff and I an
ally got so aad I ceuld met tarn 1b bed
wltaeat assistance. Ib the spring ol
1808 I was Induced, by a tries, to try
Dodd's Klaaay Mils, aad after usln,.'
ob aad one-half btXM I was aad am,
still completely eared, teveral of my
neighbors, tae. aaed Doad's KIrlseji
PiUs and in irsrr ease tatv did as
recommended."
Cure the early symptoms ef Kidney,
DImss mnrh mm napkacbe. with
Dodd's Kidaey Pills ana yea will never!
aave Brigat's Disease.
Usual Jtetmlt.
Onrter Se yon are bow a raeKibe.
of the firm, eh?
Harter Yes; but I'm not altogetha
Mttlsflrxl with my advancement.
Carter What's tho troublo?
Harter Tho salary I drew as super
inteudont is larger than I can not
afford to pay.
Juut Like it Woman,
Wife 1 bought tho loveliest hai
frame to-day for only 4$ cents.
Husband That la cortnlnly reason
able.
Wife I Bhould Buy so. And now
Husband Well, what now?
Wife I want you to let me aavi
20 to buy tho trimming for It
THE COMING HEROINE.
Mr. Jinks I wish you wouldn't
allow our daughter -to read thoso
sentimental novels.
Mrs. Jinks Sho IsVt reading a
sentimental novel. The berolno
doesn't marry for love.
Well, the modern society novel In
which tho heroine marries for money
Is just as bad.
She isn't reading a society novel.
Then what is it?
It's an advanced novel.
What's that?
Tho heroine marries for a politic?!
pal).
Graduates of the University of
Michigan are proving that higher
education Is a succoss.
I hare ossd Plso's Oars for Consump
tion with good rtaults. It is all right.
John W. Henry, Box Ml, Foatoria, Ohio.
Oct. 4. 100L
Wit SHrplzes us, and we never laff
when we aro surprized; It i buffoon
ery ov sum kind that makes us laff.
Mrs. Windows BOOTrilNU STROP for ehlt
ren ttethlnir, softens tho gums, reduces Infta
saaon.allayspaln on res collo. I'rloe 35o bottle.
If yn settle with a man for 50
oentson a dollar he It full nz apt to
call yu a phool az a philanthropist.
Funny ain't It?
Bargains in Harlan Co. Lands.
Real Estate Is always a safe
Investment.
It neither burns nor blows
away
Can you afford to rent when
you can own a quarter section
for $2600.
For further Information write
Schumacher A James, Orleans, Neb.
GOVERNMENT LAND IN COLORADO
AUrg.Uxijor XUC RCCT I fllin Colorado,
lnb4ttontrj I I1C DCO I UMU a homnlcui
rdMart Uodiolll ba Irrlnted utoon unalcanr,
o (iraoMSti tnat4 la, Id)
rangni timber, earn iehMn wat-r rlnhtat for locution,
to. xklrara Tlw Illua Vallor 'mI Co., Dillon, UoU
a mountain rnllori tt-m
mm
MIXED FARM. HQ
Wheat Raising
Ranching
Thrao Oroat Pursuits baro astaln
shown wondorful results on tbo
FREE HOMESTEAD LANDS
OF WESTERN CANADA
Manlfiorat eltmaU farm art plowing In thalrahtrt
tlTM In tha mlddlft rf WoTambar. "All are bound to
a mora than plaaaad with tlia Onal raault of Uia fn4
aeaaou'a hairaaU " Kmtrart. Ooal, Wood, Va4r. Hay
tn sbnndanoa, aonooli, oharohaa, uiarkata aouTaniant.
ATPly for information to Buparlnt ndentot Immigr
ri'"s9M,'V' 4d?1 ot w v- ltrnna(i,b.U Naw iorl
LUaUnliduM.Oaaaiu.Jiab,AaUi.rUad UoraramaBt
Asanta.
Planaa aay whara ran aaw Sato a4rtlaMiaa.
Lightning fired an lmmmso oil
tank In Frenso, Cal. To extinguish
tho flames, a cannon tall was shot
Into the tank, and the oil ran Into
trenches dug for that purpose.
BEGCS' CHERRY COUCH SYRUP
euros coughs and colds.
iii CURES
WMthf AIL USE UIlS.
Coueb Brruo. Tutea Oood. Dm I
in time, hoia xr uruzmoia.
taMlfitiWM'
Am Inrltlnz Prnnpee.
Will Canada In the next quarter ot
a century take the place of the United
States as the creat wheat exporting:
section of the western hemisphere?
Everything; points that way. Ih the
pinion of experts tb United States
has reached high water mark as
wheat exporting coaatry. The Increas
ing population ovsr there has reached
the point when hoao consumption li
becoming annually greater In propor
tlon than th Increase la wheat pro
duction. As a matter fact, wheat
production Is deoreaslax ever there an
the land becomes more valuable and
by reason of the demand for other
forms of produce for home eonsump
tloa. It is said that the wheat croti
this year is not more than 70 per cent
of the crop of 1901 and much below
the crops of 1002 and 1003. It Is esti
mated that this year the United 8tatei
surplus foe export will not be ovef
100,000,000, which la leu than any year
since 1878 with twe exceptions. Not
only is this the case, but a considera
ble quantity ef the best Canadian
wheat Is being; Imported into Minne
sota and also Chicago.
All this tends to keep the price of
wheat near the dollar mark, and "dol
lar wheat" la the loadstone that will
attract farmers to the Canadian North
weat, where land is cheap and can b
farmed on a wholesale basis, particu
lars of which may be bad from any
agent of the Canadian government
The reduction of American exports
will have the doable Influence of In
creasing Canadian production and
keeping up the price. It constitute?
s rosea to prospect for this country
and needs no optimistic enthusiasm to
foresee the near expansion of the
Dominion Into tho actual position oi
tln "ernnnry of the empire."
Not Counted.
Tho Grocer Seo here, my lad, ll
there nre any more mistakes made be
hind this counter you walk!
The Boy Yea, sir.
The Grocer -Eh, whafs this? Hov
lid this $5 gold plcco get among thes
pennies?
The boy Took It in by mistake,
The GrocerEh? Mistake?
we won t count tins one.- Uf
Plain Dealer.
He Made Gol.
"Shew me a prize fighter,' aald tht
ong-halred man as he leaned again
the bar, "and I'll show you a loafer."
la that so?" exclaimed a hnrly flel
low, Jumping to his feet "Well, I'm i
prlae fighter. Bee?"
Tea, I see," replied tfce ether as ht
backed toward the door, "atd I'sa i
loafer."
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A prominent Southern lady, Mrs.
"N N. U. 863 60 YOKK NBP
coAIN3
25,000 NE,W "WORDS, Etc.
New Gnsetteer of the World
New biographical Dictionary
S3HO Quarto !.
Nawrlataa. $ago Utiutcattaaa.
Should bo In Every
Homo, School, and Office
Hot. I.y innn Abbott, J).I)., Killtor of
Tho Out look, says: Webster has always
been thtavoritt in our household, and I have
aeen no rcu n lo transfer my alUgianca to any
ol bis conrw (ors.
FREn,"A Test In Pronunciation," liutrtKtlva
ui enteruloluf. Alto IllustntcU pamiibleu.
G. d C. MERRIAM CO.,
Publlaher.1, Springfield, Maaa.
X Terrihle Jolt.
He I make it a rule to sever spoal
unless I knew what I aaa talkhsj
about.
8be-Thafs a aenslhlo Idea; bw
aren't you afraid of Veelng yow roiet
from want of practieeT
A Sadden Xioe.
First Ex-Volunteer How high die
rou get In the army?
Becond Ditto About tea foot la tttf
tlr; I waa kicked by an army mule.
Detroit Free Prcec.
Iroof.
Ida I think she murt expoot U
narry Jack in the near futura. Bht
ins told him to economize.
May Girls often do that.
Ida Yes, but sho has told htm ti
(top bringing her candy.
AdJ tinting the Price.
The Subscriber I would Wee to ro
lew my subscription to the Weekly
Wakeful.
Editor All right, ir; wo have plon
y of potatoea, so you had better maki
t turnips.
Net an Uncertainty.
The Idler What are yea igghi
'or?
The Toller Money.
The Idler Do yea think yea'll gei
t?
The Toller Sure, datmrda'
lay.
Nothing in Tha.
Miss Plane lie thinks me pretty
loesn't be?
MIhs Chollus I'm sure I dent know
MIbs Plane Why, May told me shi
Icard him telling yon I waa "Just aj
)retty as I could be."
Miss Chellus Well? PbiWuUaphli
Press.
ymM
prominent Southern
Blanchard, of Nashville, Tcnn., tells how
she was cured of backache, dizziness, pain
ful, and irregular periods by the use of
Lydla R Pirikiiamfs Vegetable Compounds
Dxut Km. TvrcniM i Gratituds oonpela me to acknowledge tht
rreafc onb of your Vegetable CompouncL 1 have Buffered for four year
witk irrecolar and painful menfltruation, also dizzineea, pains in tho back
ind lower limbs, and fitful sleep. I dreaded, the time to come which
would only mean suffering to me.
" Better health is all I wanted, and cure if possible, Idl E. Pink
ham's Vogotable Compound, brought mo health and happiness in a
few short months. I fool like another person now. My aches and paina
hayo left mo. Life scorns new and sweet to me, and evory thing geem'A
pleasant and easy.
" Six bottles brought mo health, and was worth more than months
under tho doctor's care, which really did not benefit mo at alL I am sat
isfied there is no modioino so good for sick women as your Vegetable
Compound, and I advocate it to my lady friends in need of mprlil
holp.tt Mrs. B. A. Blanohard, 422 Broad St, Nashville, Tenn.
When women aro troubled vlth irregular, suppressed or painful menstrnor
4lon, weakness, leucorrhoea, displacement or ulceration of tho womb, thai
bearing-down feeling, inflammation of the ovaries, backache, bloating (or
ttfttulenee), general debility, Indigestion, and nervous prostration, or are beset
with such symptoms as dizziness, faintness, lao
altnde, excitability, irritability, nerTOusaeso,
aleeplcssncss, melancholy, "all-gone" and
want-to-be-left-alone M feelings, blues and
hopelssncsa, they should remember there Is ono
tried and true remedy. Lydla E. Plnkham's
Vegetable Compound at once removes rue
troubles. Refuse to buy any wther KiodiehM, lot
you aeed the best.
Severe Case of Womb Tremble Gvred
ha rhUadelBhla.
"Dkar Una. Pikkham : I have been
a. vx. i m
cured of severe female troubles by
vogeuiDio uoMpoana. i was
tho use of Iydl XL Pinkhai
9J
lloal Buirorera.
Itodrick Thoy say autosaobllee an
'orrlble on the nervoua systeia.
Van Albert I believe it
Rodrlck Dut you hero no utemo
He.
Van Albert No, bat I creoa thi
treet oocaBlonally.
JWplomucy.
Noozey It's utrango how Dosalej
ias changed hiu mind about you. Hi
ised to hute you, but now bo tbinki
iretty well of you.
Proxy Yea, I made It a oelut tc
tint to a friend of Dumley's that I
hlnlc pretty well of him. Phlladel
thla lre.
Too Hot for Him.
"Why did he give up his position m
he cold storage house V"
"Ho coii'riu't stand the hentM
"Hent? Why, there's no heat hi a
old storago honso,"
"Well, ho said thoy flred him and
iromlsed to ruako it hot for blm if he
ame back." Cleveland Plain Dealer.
No Boom for Doubt.
"Acording to this paper," snld Mr.
Valker TleB, "tho egg product of the
Julted States Is 800,000,000 dozens an
luully." "I don't doubt It," rejoined Mr.
tormlngton Barns. "At times I havo
bought It wuh evoB more than thut"
-Ohicngo News.
Heady Reply,
Little OHtend Pa, what Is the "Bos
jn Common?"
Pu Ut'Hiui, my Jon,i
early ready to trive un. but Meeina
Tour adverusement I nurchascd ona bottla
of vnnr TnndiAlnn. end It. did ttim art mmh
good that I purohased another, and tho result was so satisfactory that I
bought six moro bottles, and am now feeling like a new woman. I shall
never be without it I hope that my testimonial will convince women
that i your Vegetable Compound is the greatest medicine in the world
for lulling of the womb or any other female com Blainta." aI&s. Mai
Codt, 960 Birch St, Philadelphia, Pa.
Remember, every woman Is cordially invited to write to Mrs.
A x i "iro 18 anyxuinr anout her symptoms sbe does not
uuurciiuai.u. jcxer auureBs is juynn, Aiusa., tier advice la tree
sJuMurxully given to every aIIIhb; woman wlxo asks tor it.
7t 1
Zj W. L. Domgfmm maknm and mc otspo marn'm 93. MO (C
aincMaai I turn ma mw tt. im mhi.M
XWSmVMJ
i Tha raaaoo W. T. OoncUa tM ehooa ara the rmataat aaller la Ilia world to banansa of their ezeal
laatatyia. ejr flulotf and (urnrUir woftiinit aonllllea. If 1 cld ahow jou tha dtfferanca btwen tha
rlwa niada In mjr factory and tbiv of other make and Ki hljtb-arrnde raatheruaed,you would under
Htnml wnr W. U DousUa J.tt) aboea eot mora to make, wliy taey bold their ahape. lit better, wear
lonnrar, and are of irr?ur IntrlnHo mine than any otber t&M ahoa ou Um Market &3ay, -ut why tha
fo the yew endlaa Julyl.iux. wrra SW.art.f.040.0l . '
Uka no cabaiitute. bold by aUoe aoaJera avarywbere.
SUPERIOR IN FIT, COMFORT AND WEAR.,
M Ar tnm VT. U tatpfcaj $3.M ihnrtr ttn Utt tfif even with aUflluti
Mwaeljnn. Iftmd them HTvrier Jll. cutnfnrt nd otr l ttderi fatting from
T- JVbairlaa Cornim Cn I tab In In lila !1.Hn ihnM. Cnroiia Colt ia aniaJMl -mm
lor Kyeleta oaed exclualTcly.
DOUGLAS, Brktom, Mmmmmmhummttw.
Mteut JLoAUuir ma do.
W. L.
Sale Ten Million Boxes a Year.
BJHgf TUB FAMILY'S FAVORITE 1EOIQHIK
CANDY CATHARTIC
10c.
Z5c50c
Al
Dngjlsti
BEST FOR THE BOWELS