NtWtS'f AMEkICAN 'iORPEDO.fBOAT DESTR0JER
MADE
WELL AND
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By Lydia E. Pinkhmu's
Vegetable Compound
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AND OTHER
Parrot Used as Collector of Bad Bill
-i ir ' rnikj i
NEW YOItK A credit man, upon
tho beginning a his connection
wllh n larKO ulioleAnlo cropRrv hmisn.
found on the bookd an account of longH
tunneling, ninounclng to boiuo $700,
against tho proprietor of n goneral
fltora In a western state, Tho mer
chant was a man nnanclnlly nblo to
pay thoblll ten times over and never
miss tho money. On account of Bomo
erjevanco ngnlnst the house thoy
wero unable to Btralghton It out be
cause ho would never tell them what
It wns the oid man flatly rcftiEOd to
pay and told them to sue for their
money.
Tho new credit man wns n follow
who bollevcd that every man llko
Achillea of old and his heel had a
vulncrablo spot somewhere and he
set himself to the task of discovering
tho weak spot In the mnkeup of tho
eld merchant. He found It It was
IMrrotal The oM man had a hanker
ing for parrots. He loved parrots,
owned a round hatMozen of thorn and
could talk parrot from six o'clock In
tl'o morning Until the tinkle of tho
supper boll and still J;now something
else that he would Ua to oay about
them.
The credit man thoight tho matter
over: then ho went ot and bought n
parrot nnd, giving contain directions
about Its tutoring, le.'t It with tho
blrd-storo man for GO days.
Two montbB later tho old merchant
T $5?
ThiePs Arrest Reveals Honest "Cop"
,pHICAGO. There Is nt least ono po
Vs Uccman In Chicago who Is abso
lutely on tho square. In fact, ho Is
so honest that an attempt to present
him with part of tho proceeds from
a net job of "frisking" startled him,
nnd ho simply gasped for breath.. Tho
doctors say his heart may have been
injured by tho shock.
Tho policeman Is "Honost Pat"
Duggan of the Desplalnes street sta
tion. Ouggan was standing at South
Jefferson and West Madison street
talking to Henry Habalt, an old friend
of the honest copper.
Knuto Gabrelson. a friend of Hnbalt,
but evidently a stranger to Duggan,
approached and Joined in the conver
sation. Now, oven if Pat is honest,
his eyesight might bo a llttlo bad.
At least he did not see Gabrelson ex
tract $60 from Habnlt's pocket while
directing tho Intter's attention to a
Chicken Explodes,
N3W YORK. It would disconcert
anybpdy to have a roast chicken,
nicely browned, cxphdd with a loud
nolso just as the kn'.fe was inserted
In it, and It would -startle tho most
lntropid epicure if tho explosion was
followed by n gas that drovo every
body from the room.
Therefore. It Is not to be wondered
at that Mrs. Elizabeth Jones or Brook
lyn was much agitated when a chick
en she had bought from Butcher
David Kahn and which was bought,
dressed and cooked under her person
al supervision, should burst liko a
black hand bomb just at the instant
sho was about to carve it.
Mrs. Jones had invited company to
dinner and got tho chicken for tho es
pecial benefit of her guests, Mrs.
Night Watchman "Worked" by "Coeds"
CHICAGO, Even policemen are hu
man, although they do not always
show it. Jf anything can bring out
their human qualities it seems that a
lot of fair but sometimes rocalcltrant
"co-eds" would. This Is why somo ono
has advanced tho theory just theory,
mind you that somo of tho girls nt
Wlllnrd ball, tho girls' dormitory nt
Northwentern university, havo bo
placed themselves In tho good graces
of tho night policeman stationed at
the door thut they may cume In a lit
tle Into and not be reported.
Tho theory came to tho notice of
Miss Mary Ross Potter, dean of wom
en, and Rhe lec'urid the girls collec
tively and some individually about the
recolved a handsomo South American
parrot with the compliments of tho
fl-m with which he was at outs n
beautiful bird, finely feathered and in
telligent looking a much better speci
men than any of those which ho al
ready owned.
It took tho parrot about a week to get
uccu to tno surroundings, then, one
morning when the old man was play
fully stroking the back of Its head
nnd admiring Its beautiful plumage.. It
cocked one cyo up at him knowingly
nnd In guttural, croaking tones In
quired: "Why don't you pay Blank's bill?"
Tho old man nearly foil from his
chair. At first ho was furious, but
llttlo by little the funny sldo or tho
situation grow upon him, and It final
lr awakened oven IiIb dormant senso
of humor. Ho smiled, then ho
grinned, ho chuckled, then ho actual
ly laughed! Tho Ico broken, ho kept
on laughing, until tho tears rolled
cown his rugged cheeks nnd his stin
ging sides ached from their unaccus
tomed use; and tho parrot, evidently
Hppreclntlvje, Joined in with a gleeful
cackle alternated at frequent inter
vals with the platntWo repetition of
its one accomplishment In tho con
versational line:
"Why don't you pay Blank's blli.T"
The next day tho old merchant sat
himself down nnd penned a lcttor to
Blank & Co., whoso credit man gave
every cvldenco of exoesslvo plcasuro
when he opened, for It rpad: .
"Find Inclosed checU to balance my
account Send down your traveling
mnn and we'll kiss and mnko up again.
I ucss, nftor all, that you'ro no big
ger robbers than tho rest or them.
That parrot Is a bird?"
pretty girl In n window across tho
street.
As Habalt walked away Gabrelson
approached Duggan with perfect con
fidence nnd flashed the $50 before his
eyes.
"Geo, but that was dead easy. Say,
I feel like 1 had grabbed a baby's hot
tlo. That guy Is so green that ho will
looso his balanco If ho loafs around
here long. '
"And you ought to ee tho roll. I
bet he's got 200 bears in his Inside
pocket, which won't worry him by
night. Here, you takf. $25 or this nnd
when I got tho roll I will split Havo
a drink."
When Gabrelson began to talk tho
policeman smiled a wfso smile nnd
twirled his club m, ho assumed a
pose. Of courso tho fellow wns only
fooling. He wouldn't daro teH n po
liceman anything Hk-J that
But as tho fellow KoceedeO with
his lino of talk something Vnn to
loosen up In Duggan's head and ho
turned palo. Then ho gasped and
finally grasped a beor sign ror support
By tho time Gabrelson had finished
tho policeman had recovered enough
to connect Gabrelson's hend with a
night stick and call a patrol wagon.
Butcher Is Sued
Jones Jabbed tho fork Into ono of tho
wings or tho fowl to steady the bird,
brandished the carving knlfo aloft,
and In her most winning way asked:
"Mrs. Smith, will you havo somo or
the white meat?"
Mrs. Smith smiled her ncqulcsconco
and Mrs. Jones plunged tho point of
tho blade Into tho chicken Just below
tho breast bone.
Instantly there was an explosion
like that of a big firecracker, and tho
Interior decorations of tho bird were
scattered to the colling. Mrs. Jones
and her guests pulled away from tho
tablo immediately nnd looked nt tho
chicken with bulging oyes.
Mrs. JoneB went out and got n po
liceman and told hlui to go Into tho
dining-room and seo for himself. Ho
did so. and by nn exhibition or un
paralleled heroism got the fowl Into a
bag and took It to tho station house.
Then Mrs. Janes got out a warrant
for Butcher Kahn, and. ho wob ar
raigned In the Now Kersey avenue
station. Magistrate Hylan held him
in $500 for explanation.
rule that they must be in by 10 p. m.,
unless hnvlng spocinl permission
otherwise. Sho nlso has enforced
more strictly tho rule governing young
men callers.
Each night when tho young women
leave tho hall they aro required to
register their names In a book with
tho maid. When ten o'clock comes
tho maid writes In a emnller book tho
names of thoso not yot In nnd hands
It ..to tho policeman. He. Frank
Krueger. is supposed to check oft tho
tardy ones,
Nobody, so far ns Is known, has
chnrged Ofllcer Krueger with neglect
or duty, but It is known that somo or
the girls havo staid out late MIbh
Potter admits this and says eho knows
more than the girls suspect
"Of course," said ono, "I can't recall
the names or any girls who stay out
after casing hours, but there aro
plenty or them that have a 'stand-In'
with that policeman and they make
good use or It. too,"
Q
UINCY. MASS. Swift progress is being mndo In tho completion or
ttrnVlI" Dnfltna tfin Infn.f I Ttnnln O ..... lit.l . t . .
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the ways into tho wntcr recently, It was christened by Mrs. Lnrx Andcrfon, n leador or society In Wash
Ington. The boat will bo ono or tho rastcst and best equipped in the world.
IS "VISITING COOK"
Willing Woman Instructs Moth
ers In. Preparation of Food.
Philanthropists Teaches Housewives
How to Buy Most Nourishing
Foods, How to Cook and Servo
Them What to Avoid.
Now York. To tho end that school
children should not bo sent oft In the
morning with n breakfast or green
peppers nnd coffee, and go homo in
tho middlo of tho day to feast on crul
lers and boiled tea. Miss Winifred
Gibbs originated tho "visiting cook"
philanthropy.
Sho goes Into tho tenement houses
nnd tenches tho bomemnkers, whether
they be tho mothers or llttlo, mothers
of 12 or 13 yesrs, how to buy the most
nourishing foods, how to cook nnd
servo them, what to cat and whnt to
avoid.
"I have been nt thn wnrV thrnn
years now," sho told a represcntntivo
oftho Evening Tolegrnm, "nnd in all
that time I havo been repulsed In only
ono home. I consider that a remark
able record."
It Is no wnnrlnr flint Minn nititia a
welcomed on every Bldo. Sho Is ns
cliecry as can bo. nnd hnB n warm
personnl reeling ror tho pcoplo for
whom eno Is working. She has scores
or friends In tho ECctionn whnrn slin
has held classes, among mothers who
havo learned to reed their small babies
after they have stonncd nurslnc thom
and brides whom she has taught to
mane nttractivo homes.
"Before this movement wnn nfnrtn1."
she explained, "charity breakfasts In
tho schools wero tried nnd several
other methods or getting proper rood
to school children. Nono or them,
however, tended toward tho final bet
terment or conditions. Wo decided
that tho best thlnir to do wnulrt hn tn
tench tho pcoplo In their own homes
wnat suouid be dono.
"I never teach nnythlng that cannot
.bo done when I am not thero with tho
housowire. only practicable things that
VIII always be userul to know and fol
low out. I always take tho ramlly In
come ns my working bnBls and work
out a dietary that can bo followed with
ease. I teach the homcmakers how to
buy what I havo suggested and how
to cook It
"The avorago midday meal for
school children in tenement districts
nil over the city." Miss Glbbs con
tinued, "is broad and boiled tea. I
asked a llttlo Italian child the other
day what he hnd had for breakfast
'Oh. wo had peppers nnd coiree.' ho re
turned, 'and papa had peppers and
beer.'
$200 Pearl for Few Cents
Hungry3allor Luckily Spends Last of
His Money for Oysters and Is
Rowarded.
Now York. "Here's tho last quarter
I'vo got In tho world. Glvo mo some
oystors, nnd go ns rar ns you llko,"
was tho combination or announcement
and roquest with which John Olson, a
Bnuor employed on tno Scandinavian
American line, greeted William Gnu.
proprietor or a market In Hoboken, as
ho entered that establishment a row
days ugo.
Mr. Gau proceeded to opon oysters
Tho Bailor looked hungry, so ho made
haste.
As tho third oystor was pried apart
Mr. Gau uttored un exclamation. There
was a big ponrl. "Well, that'B tho best
luck I'vo had In n long time," he ob
served. "Isn't It n boautyf"
"Walt a minute." piped up Olson
"Didn't I buy tho oysters and didn't
you take tho money? My oyster, my
ponrl. Hand 'er over."
Tho oystermnn protested, but tho
snllor argued so convincingly that Mr
Gau finally acquiesced. They Jour
neyed at once (o a Jeweler, who ap
praised tho Jewel at $200 and threw
In nn oxclamnMon or admiration upon
its whltu color lor gopd moasnr-A. H
"I frequently, whero It is possible
give lessons to groups of sovcral wom
en of a tenement In tho kitchen of ono
of them. When I do this, tho children
are likely to be playing on tho floor
nearby. Ono day recently I wnB going
through tho hall of a tenement niter
a lesson, when I ran Into a number of
llttlo girls playing with their dolls,
Tho doll children were seated at a
table nnd ono or tho llttlo mothers
was laying down tho law to the rest
In a Bhrlll voice tolling thom what
was good ror tho dolls to cat with a
manner as nearly llko mlno ns sho
could make It. So. you see, my work
Ib absorbed in somo degrco even by
tho youngest children.
"People of tho lowest class will not
understand that it Is bettor to buy
two eggs for ton cents than a lot of
cheap stufT. They can't comprehend
why qunntltleB or coffee nnd boiled tea
nro ruinous to their stomachs."
Miss Glbbs believes that the reason
sho is so welcome In tho tenement
homes is that sho and tho poor moth
ers havo so much In common ob bIio
presents llfo to them. "They llko mo
to take it for granted," sho sagely
commented, "that they nro interested
in the tOnlCB Of tlln dnv. Nnl snrlntnirv
or comets or anything so dcop as that.
out. ior instance, tills boycotting of
meat all over tho country. I got ns
much from them nB they do from mo,
for wo nre nil a part of tho same prob
lem and working ror tho same end
tho betterment or tho human race.
"Some day I hope tho city will bo
divided Into mnny sections, ench under
a capablo teacher, so that thero will
How Error Makes Trouble
Transformation of Word "Farm'Mnto
"Franco" Leads to Lawsuit
Over Small Boy,
Chicago. Although habeas corpus
proceedings lnstltgnted by Mrs. Thur
nau to compel Mrs. William R. Rad
moro to relinquish possession of
sevemyear-old Kerlln Thurnnu wero
dismissed In tho circuit court, tho liti
gation disclosed an Interesting story.
Several years ago, Mrs. Radmore
snj-8, Mrs. Agnes Thurnnu, accom
panied by her Eon, who wns 111, ap
plied ror rooms at her boarding house,
1511 West Adams street Tho mother
admitted to Mrs, Radmoro that aho
was a -circus nnd variety perrormer
and said she wnB tho wiro or Edward
D. Thurnnu. a publisher. Alter nearly
a year the mother went to tho Pacific
coast, leaving1 tho child In Mrs. Rad
morc'B caro.
weighs about throe carats, nnd tho
sailor thinks ho will not havo to worry
about getting square meals ror somo
time.
Famous Axteo Camp to Go.
San Antonio, Tex. According to G.
S. Lcaverton or Austin tho ramous
Artec camp at Mammoth, Arl is bo
Ing demolished in order to make room
ror a mlno. It was nt UiIh camp that
tho AztecB aro said to havo rested sev
eral years beroro entering Mexico,
whero thoy conquered tho Annhuans
and Toltecf, who wero then the
mnsters or tho country. Although tho
city thoy built wns destined to bo only
temporary. JtB remnlnH nre still In a
good Btato or preservation.
Time Checked by Wlroleio.
Boston. The iiteamshlp Bulgaria
rxrbanged Greenwich time by wire
ltsi with the Kalsor Wllhelm dor
Grosfle, while tho ships wero 200 miles
npurt. u has boon necessary hereto
fore lor ships to bo near enough to
mnko tho exchdhgo or time by signals.
Tho chronometer or the Bulgaria
showed only three seconds dlfftronco
when compared with tho tlmo flashed
by the Kalsor Wllhelm dor Grosse,
nnd only" ten minutes wore consumed
In sending tho roquest nnd tho roply.
tho United States torpedo boat do-
t 1 t . .. - . . ....
be no homos whero tho regular dinner,
prepared by a twelve-year-old girl. Is
pancakcB and tea, as I round condi
tions In a homo recently. Intcrost In
this visiting cook philanthropy Is wTdo
spread. A similar movement Is being
started now tn Provldcnco and when I
was in Baltlmoro a fow days ago I
found that tho people with charitable
Inclinations there were planning work
along tho samo lines aa mlno."
UNIQUE WAY OF KISSING GIRL
Philadelphia Man Arrested on Com
plaint of His Nelnhbor, Who
Watches Servant
Philadelphia. That ho might kiss
tho pretty Borvant girl next door
through a hole In tho party wall, John
Kysel of Eleventh and Pino Btroots..
Camdon, mutilated tho property, and
wbb held In $200 ball by Justlco Bud
noy. Tho testimony tended to Bhow that
Kysol Is not on good terms with tho
ramlly of Felix Rudsln. his neighbor,
whoso sorvant ho admired. Aa a re
sult tho servant w,as watched too
rlnnnlv fnr Tfvaul in mnnt
, .kw. iug, uui BurruLr
tltlously.
Thero seemed only one thing to do.
nnd Kysel did It Ho used n brace and
bit in the wooden partition In tho roar
kitchen, nnd ror doing this Iludsln had
him arrostcd.
Kysel admitted ho kissed tho girl
through tho holo in tho wall," nnd .that
almost every day they passod notes to
each other.
Rudsln caught tho girl with hor llpa
to tho holo. Not until sho mqved nwny
and he Baw tho holo did ho understand
tho situation. Ho then sworo out tho
warrant
About two wooks ngo. Mrs. Radmoro
pays, Sho Was nrnnnrlnir ir
tho country for tho summer when sho
receivcti rrom Mra. Thurnnu a tele
gram asKing that sho send tho child
to i.os Angeles at onco. Sho replied
ihui hho coum not get tho child ready
and wnntcd to tnkn him to it,. rnrm
for a month beforo sending him west
m mo telegram tho word "farm"
read "France" when received by Mrs.
Thurnau. and whn Mra Tt,.,.nn..
that sho tolegrnphed to her Chicago
.nnjHiejrB iu oegm naueas corpus pro
ceedings. As soon us Mrs. Radmore's story
" iuiu mo proceedings wero
dropped. The child will bo sent to Its
mother as soon as tho farm outing Is
over.
IMPROVE IN ELECTRIC AGE
Uco of Steam Power Held Responsible
for Industrial Llfo Evils In
Italy.
Milan. Pror. Enrico Forrl, Lorn-
broso's most illUBtrfmin rllatfnln In
criminal anthropology, attributes tho
BTowm or cniid crimo In Italy to
steam.
DIscusBlnc: modern
" HMwi,. luiiaui in
relation to tho phenomenon or youthrul
crimo, ne expressed conviction thnt
tho breaking un or family lir
gonerncy in malo physlquo, ongulfmont
ui women ana ciuidren in whltu
slnvory nnd other evils, wero traceable
to mo uso or steam power.
This appalling state or things, ho
said, wbb destined to disappear wtth
tho coming reign or electricity, which
would bo universal, whon, ns sclencn
roresaw It, man hnd discovered how to
convert the hent or the sun by dlroct
moans Into electrical energy, Ha
stated that already In parts or the
United States and Belgium sowing
mnchlno work in ractoiles had boon
nbollshed, and women wero ablo to
work shorter hours In their own
homes with machines driven by cloo
triclty. Within a fow yonrn, ho said, progres
sive government would bo nblo to
shorten the working time of thoso em
ployed In Industrial occupations nnd.
what was still moro imperative, rrom
a criminological standpoint, to abolish
night work.
Jefferson, Iowa. "When hit baby
was just two month
old I was com
pletely run down
and my Internal or
gans were in tern
IblOBhnpo. I begnn
Itaklntr Lvdla E.
Hrinkham'a Vcgeta-
oio uompounti, ana
mother wrote and
told you just bow I
wbb. I began to rain
1 at once and now I
Jam real well."
Mrs. V. II. JJubqer, 700 Cherry Bt,
Jefferson, Iowa.
Another Woman Cured
Olenwood, Iowa. " About three
years ago I bad falling and other fe
male troubles, and I was nothing but
Bldn and bones. I was bo sick I could
not do my own work. Within six
months I was made sound and well by
Lydia E. Plnkliam's Vegetable Com
pound. I will always toll my friends
that your romcdies cured mo, and yon
can publish my letter." Mrs. O. W. "
Dunk, Olenwood, Iowa.
If you belong to that countlosa army
of womon who suffer from some form
of fomalo Ills, lust try Lydia E. Hnk
ham's Vegetable Compound.
For thirty years this famouB remedy
has boon tho standard for all forms of
fomalo Ills, and has cured thousands of
womon who have been troubled with
such ailments as displacements, fibroid
tumors, ulceration, Inflammation, Ir
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If you want special advico writ
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