THE ALLIANCE I1EHALD, FRIDAY, JULY 8, 1921
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SILKNCK WAS DANCLKOt'S
A merchant wa. recently persuaded
to purchase an excellent parrot. ThU
one hnl traveled fnr und couM jal.ber
in pcveral forrijrn lingoes. He ordered
it wnt homo. That same day his wife
had ordered a fiT.!i sprinir chicken
for dinner. On leaving the houe sdic
Hid to the cook:
"Mary, there' a bird rominar for
linner. ' Wrimy its neck and have it
fried hot for Mr. Richards when' he
jreta home."
Unfortunately the parrot arrived
first and Mary followed instructions.
At dinner he wnn duly served.
"Whnt'B this?" exclaimed Mr. Rich
nrds. Mary told him.
"Hut, for poodness' sake, Mary,
he paid, "this is awful. That bird
could Fpeak seven lanRuatres".
"Then, phwy the divil didn't he say
Fomething?" asked Mary. Exchange.
S V I'll CAUEI.KSSNKSS
It was visiting day at the jail and
the uplifters were on deck.
"My good man," said one kindly
lady, "1 hope that since you have come
here you have had time for meditation
and have decided to correct your
faults." , , , ,
"I have that, mum," replied the pris
oner in heartfelt tone. "Believe me,
the next job I pull, tin's baby wears
gloves."
Many things are wrong, but the
world must be grateful that the mov
ies have not learned to talk.
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MAKSLANI)
Ktta Enyeart was in Hemlngford on
Monday.
Jack Kvan was in from the ranch
this week.
John Tacket was in town one day
this week.
Mrs. Claude Fleming wtnt to Alli
ance Monday.
Archie Andrus was u Hemingford
visitor Sunday.
Guerney fJretfjr was celebrating the
Fourth in Hemingford.
Frank Witowack went to Heming
ford n No. 41 Sunday.
Mr. and Mrs. Dayton SullenNei ?ci
were in Crawford Monday night.
Floyd and Art Bennett were Craw
ford visitors on Monday evening.
Archie and Jay Andrews went to
HemirKford to spend the Fourth.
Kermit and John Squibb were cele
brating the Fourth in Hemingford.
I.ydia and Karl Nabro were visiting
friends in Hemingford over the Fourth.
Mr. and Mrs. I.ou Homringhouser
returned from Giraid Tuesday on 43.
Mrs. Jack Kvans and daughter were
trading i town Tuesday of this week.
The sect. on men have neen uu.y
Tollman, where they will put up the SEVERAL BIRDS, FTC.
hay for this season.
Miss Etta Enyeart entertained the j A Virginia editor threatened to pub
ladieV aid to a delightful luncheon i n ' lish the name of a certain young man
Wednesday -and ull present report an I who was seen hugging and kissin ; a
enjoyable time. r J girl in the park unless his subsenp-
I)oc Neff, the dentist of Hemingford, ! tion to the paper was paid up in n
made his usual weekly trip to Mars- week. Fifty-nine voung men c;.!!cd
TAKING A CHANCE
land on Wednesday to attend to his
dental duties here.
Russell Miller of Hemingford made
a trip to Marsland Sunday night, I
bringinir Dayton Su'lenberger home
aftei the ball game.
Mrs. Alice Crane of flirard came
!ovn Sunday and is visiting i t th.e
home of her mother, Mrs. BtHe F.n
yeart for a few days.
Dr. Richards of Crawford was called
to see T. H. Hunsal.er who was not
o well as expected. Tom, however, is
at present some better.
The meetings of the King's Daugh
ters will be discontinued until cooler
weather in the fall. The last meeting
was with Mrs. Lynn Snow.
Mrs. Leslie rinney who has been
under medical treatment in Savannah,
Mo., returned to her home Thursday
and is getting along very nicely.
Mrs. Davton Sullenberger and her
and paid up the next day, wh'le two
even paid a year in advance. The La
bor Clarion (San Francisco.)
trimming weeds off the right of way 'laughter, Kuth Ann and Clara Toll-1
lately.
Dillion and Elton Furman are at
present helping H. G. Furman put up
his hay.
Walt Barnes, a parage man from
Crawford, was in Marsland on business
man went to Hemingford Monday and
remained until Tuesday afternoon.
Mrs. Belle Enyeart went to Guard
Saturday on No. 44 to visit her son
and family, Ross Enyeart and from
there to Hemingford for the fourth.
Mrs. Earl Gregg returned to Mars
land Monday on No. 44, after spend-
hw week.
M.n f llnminrrlinilcfir -T T . U'nit in
town visiting relatives and to do ome ing two weeks with her parents, Mr.
chopping. an"' Mrs C" T Huss 0 near New"
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We are here to help you
"Lady in Distress!" Why
he bound to the disagree- S
able task of the family 4
washing when we are ready
to relieve you ? We do your
washing perfectly and han
dle the clothes with the
most delicate care, insuring
the minimum wear and
tear. A 'phone call will end Ji
your washing troubles. Try j
it today. 5
Will Witowack who nas neen very
ill, is now able to be about and back
in the garage.
Miss Ernestine Thomas went to
Belle Fourche Saturday to visit friends
for a few days.
Mr. Godden and daughter Nettie
were Hemingford visitors between
trains Tuesday.
Mm. Henrv Hollinrake went to the
Coil ranch for Mr. Tollman's to cook
for the havine crew-
Mr. I.ou Hominchouser went to
Girard Saturday on No. 44 to visit her
dune-liter. Mrs. Will Enyeart
Miss Helen Hus, a former Mars
land and Heiniwiford citizen, is at the
i-0ont enm'.oved at Crawford
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Rodney ihumur, a xormcriuaiMani
castle.
William Andrus has been mowing
the streets and by his efforts all of the
weeds are removed and Marsland has
a neater appearance and better walk
ing space.
Miss Mildred Uilstem wno went to
Denver to visit relatives, writes her
friends here that she is thoroughly en
joying herself and expects to return
in Angu-t.
Paul Bennett, Glenn Finney, Arthur
Bennett, Floyd Bennett and timer
Crane drove "overland to Hemingford
Mondav to enjoy the ball game and
other exhibition.
Several cars drove to Crewford to
attend the camp meetings which were
held there, while several attended the
Burlington operator, was visiting with chautauqua there and report the pro
friends here Monday and Tuesday. gram as extra good this year.
Mr Stoldorf who has been employed Mike Shimek our local horseman,
on the section has been laid off on ac- won the race at Hemingford by a good
count of another reduction in work,
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Tim Marsland hote diniiie room is
clo.-ed for the time being due to warm
u-Autlier and insufficient patronage
Richard Bilstein went to Heming-fm-,1
nn Sunt lav and remained until
Tuesday, cele bratinz the Fourth there
" All; : .
Georee Ureirg was an finance viw-
lead. Mike has a very good horse
and figures on entering him in races of
several different fairs this fall.
The Goddin family who moved this
sDrinsr to one or James ion mans
ranches on the table, has since moved
to the Arrant a place and expect to
make their home there for the.pres-
Mnn.im' rotiirninir in Heminirford ent
to take in the celebration in the eve- Durand and Donald Gregg, the two
small sons of Charles Gregg, are viMt-
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Jack Mettlens or Alliance, lormer mn meir tsiaumimuwi, viij-j
ui-nver resnuents were viitinjc ...v... w sv
eek with their uaugnver, aira. uiai
cxieniiKd visn.
Dr. E. Baker of Chadron arrived on
No. 44 Sunday morning and delivered
If tlrv
Mr. Glover is the operator who has
been nlaced in the Marsland station.
Work being heavy another trick was
needed.
Mr nn.l Mrs. Dick Furman were
victors Sundav at the home of Mrs,
Knrninn's nnrents. Mr. and Mrs. Gus
HofTmnn.
Dayton Suller.berger went to Mem
a very nne sermon to tne iwarsianu
congregation. He partook of dinner at
the J. M. Tollman home ami returned
on No. 43 to Crawford,
Percy Tollman, a Chadron Normal
student for the summer school, came
home Saturday on No. 44 to spend the
nmnin the hall eame be- Fourth with his parents, Mr. and Mrs.
tween Hemingford and the Farmers' J. M. Tollman. Perry returned Tues-
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Lawrence Tollman,, nenry nomn- '.""Y
rake Kenneth Hollinrake ami ueorge evenmn ui me nine iaui e
' rt . i. iL. 11m Ciii,Iiiit AfAninn Ai'Art'Ana uQQ
Fleming, went to the con rancn on i. e v, - .V"'u""
table, recently purchased by James
Success is a Stranger to the
Man who would Not Save
The man who refuses to see the wisdom of saving consci
entiously is as near success as the two poles. If he thinks
that it takes a lifetime to get a little of this earth's goods
he is also mistaken. '
It's true that it requires many years for an oak tree to at
tain its full growth but it finally becomes a great tree. You
cannot see it grow but nevertheless it grows. It may take
some little time to save a thousand dollars, but it can be
accomplished by saving systematically.
The First National Bank
Alliance
Nebraska
rain ami it was a gieat neip to tne
crops as it was a much needed rain.
On Sunday evening the Marsland
orchestra plays for the church during
the song service. They will give you
the be.-t so it will behoove one and all
to attend church every Sunday to hear
some extra good music and the sermon
also.
We are exceedingly sorry to write
that James Eimek's daughter died on
Monday evening after a serious hem
orrhage. We have not as yet learned
regarding the disposal of the remains.
We extend our sympathy to the be
reaved family.
Mr. Stoddard and- Mr. Peterson of
Chicaeo were touring the country col
lecting photographs w hich the Chicago
Portrait company paints in a beautiful
form of a lifelike view. However well
the work is done, Mr. Modilard in
forms us that trade is somewhat slow
as people are more on the taking in of
money than soending at present.
Dayton Sullenberger went to Hem
inirford on No. 44 and returned lues
day. Dayton was marshal of the day
for Hemingford and also umpired the
ball came, the Legion boys of Hem
ingford certainly did their very best to
eet up an entertainment worth while
for this Fourth of July and everyone
seemed to have an enjoyable time and
in spite of the rain and rather cool
weather, every part of their program
was a success, the races, Dan game,
boxinir. wrestlini and carnival were
splendid, to say nothing of the speak
ing which took place in the opera
house Monday morning and was well
worth anyone's time; also the dance
in the evening drew a large crowd.
STICKLER FOR ETIQUETTE
He was the most down-and-out look
ing specimen who had applied at the
back door of this particular farmhouse
for many a fear. The housewife view
ed him with disgust.
"My goodness!" she exclaimed,
don't believe you've washed for
year."
"Just about that," agreed the hobo.
"You see, I only washes before I eats."
It is reported that in northern Que
bec the destruction of wild game ii
resulting ia cannibalism. Cannibalism
is when the fats are on you.
The slacker list will be the first
news item the Congressional Record
ever printed, and a good deal of that
PLEASE OMIT FLOWERS
A railroad crossing,
A motor car,
A brand new hearse
And there you are.
Southern Motorist.
POLITICAL HINT
' He: "I suppose when all women
vot? the party managers will have to
put handsome men on their ticket
Junior was in the habit of coming
to the table with a dirty face and. of
course, had to be sent away to wash.
One time his mother, r.eariy losing j tor can'ui;-es.
patience, said: "Junior, why do you She: "What maes you think wo
persist in coming to the table without (men will demand handsome men to
washing? You know I always yen i j vote for when joj look at th kind th
you away." most of them marry?" Baltimore
"We'l," said Junior, meekly, "once American.
you forgot." Chicago Tribune.
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REVELATIONS OF MICROSCOPE
Professor: "When you examine a
"Oh, doctor, I am suffering .co much) dog's lungs under the microscope,
I want to die!" jwhi do you pee?"
"You did perfectly right to call "The seat of hi3 pants, I suppose."
me." American Legion Weekly. The Pelican. 4
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in a nutshell.
Plan your expenditures make a budget and leave a surplus for a
Savings Account.
Then never break over the rule you have laid down for yourself. That plan, if consist
ently followed through life, will make you
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