THE ALLIANCE IIERALD, TUESDAY, MAY 18, 1920.
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Who Want the Fat Boy?
For Rent Large modern double
roommate for next semester. Daily
Illinl.
Fashion magazine Bays that "sim
ple clothes are the fashion In TarU
and not many of them."
A few more days of this warm
weather and it will be safe to take
em off.
To be sure, better wait until the
paving gang actually starts grading.
That'll be next week maybe.
More fashions: Men's coats will
have no waist line this year.
Cheers us up to know we are
strictly in style.
Despite two whole days of
weather, there are some folks
persist in telling mud stories.
nice
who
We heard one this noon at the
boarding house. It seems that some
rancher and his wife were driving a
team to town, when one of them dis
appeared, harness and all. They have
fished In that mud hole for two days,
but have finally given It up.
Mule couldn't live
than that, anyway.
much longer
Another mud story: Man walk
ing along Dox Butte avenue saw a
hat floating on top of a mud puddle.
He reached down to pick It up, and
uncovered the head of a man who
was gasping for breath. "I'm stand
ing on the automobile," he ex
plained. That's one we don't believe.
Shortage of silk and woolen mate
rials leads a brother editor to decide
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to spend his vacation at the beach
this year.
Vice Fresident Marshall declares
that the dry law wouldn't have re
ceived twenty votes if the senate had
voted in secret session.
What was to hinder?
Experts are always taking the Joy
out of Hfe. Here comes some
brother who announces that enough
energy is exhausted In one wrestling
match to plow two hundred acres of
corn.
A comp (outrageous lingo for a
compositor) newly arrived In our
town and who Is an artist with type,
on Monday morning beheld on the
ground as he came to work the still
form of a robin which had made a
bum guess and ran into the snow
storm and freeEing weather. The
comp stopped and contemplated the
scene. "Fore little fellow," he said.
You couldn't stand the cold. There
are lots of good folks around here
who would have taken you In, had
they known." Then, as he walked
away: "I would like to have shak
en hands with you, little pal." Mt.
Morris (111.) Index.
Today's Best Story:
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The remarkable pictures of the match for the
worlds wrestling championship title which was
held at the Madison Square Garden, New York,
January 30 will be shown for the first time in the
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Alliance, Nebraska
MONDAY
MAY 24th
These pictures come direct from the first showing at the George M. Cohan Theatre, New York,
where large houses acclaimed them the most remarkable films of their kind ever offered to
the public.
New York Sport Lovers Are
Fairly Wild Over Them
After what sporting experts consider to be the most spectacular as well as sci
entific wrestling battle that has ever been fought since the days of ancient
Rome, Joe Stecher was proclaimed the undisputed champion of the world, and he
is a greater attraction than ever.
JOE STECHER is the world's champion heavyweight catch-as-catch-can wrestler. He
wrestled the title from Earl Caddock, reversing the result of their previous meeting in
Omaha three years ago, in two hours, five minutes, and thirty seconds of competition in
Madison Squart Garden last night. Stech. effected the victory by the use of his noted
specialty, the body scissors and wrist lock. ...There was no fluke or fault about the result,
Stecher won clearly and decisively.
A good sized fortune was spent upon the taking of these pictures. As the bout pro
gressed the two gladiators were bathed in a brilliant flood of light from the batteries of
huge arc lamps that moaned and sang from the platforms perched on the girders of the
Garden.
Both Stecher and Caddock saw the pictures and were deeply interested in the screen
version of the battle in which they were the principals. The pictures will be shown for one
day and special arrangements are being made by the management to handle the large
crowds which will turn out to view the films. They are drawing record-breaking crowds
wherever they are being shown in throughout Nebraska and Iowa.
Ernie Holmes in securingSthes match
less films was put to an expense little
short of $25,000
Mr. HOLMES is one of the States best known and
most popular advocates for clean manly sport.
ONE DAY ONLY
Monday, May 24
MATINEE 3 P. M. 15c and SOo
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