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fellowship and became an outlaw
nation, but we did not no to wnr un
til fit realised that our own safety
wii f imperiled.
oint tinif ao Secretary Lane
very pointedly explained that we are
at war not merely because Prussian-
woith having. You will then appre
rlate much more the opportunity of
having In the scat beside you next
next time the quiet, sedate person
who likes to ride and who SppfWlStfl
that the attention of the driver should
he on the road. It saves err repairs
to heinR taken thru the woods or
Melds every day by Rlrls in feeble
health? Tin re are two sides to this
argument.
ism has shanu d ClVllltatlOB. by its 'and avoids accidents.
outrages and cruelly stamped on tin
rij-hts of the weak in Kurope but be
cause (Jermany has deceived, betray
ed and outrageously wronged us and
intends our ruin. It is literally a
war for self-defense, a war of fun
damental self interest, and. in or
der to arouse and sustain the real
fighting Spirit of the country, It is
desirable that this fact should be
more persistently proclaimed and
kept before the mind of a forgetful
public.
Hopes Women Will
Adopt This Habit
As Well As Men
Glass
Ing
of hot water each morn
helps us look and feel
clean, sweet, fresh.
Waiting. Wailing. Waiting.
Speechless with wrath, a little man
was ushered into the dock. An orna
ment of the Philadelphia police force
had found him loitering abottt and
had arrested him.
"What were you doing at the time
of your arrest?" asked the tNf)
magistrate.
"Simply waiting:" spluttered the
prisoner.
"What were you waiting for?"
My money."
"Who owed yon the money?"
"The man I had been Wetting for?"
"What did he owe it lo you for?"
"For waiting."
The magistrate took off his glasses
and glared at the prisoner.
"Do not Jest with ine." he said
"Now tell me, have you a trade?"
"Of course 1 have! "
"Then what is it?"
"I earn my living waiting. Von
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Alliance Nebraska
Happy, bright, alert vigorous and
vivacious a Rood clear Bkln; a nat
ural, rosy complexion and freedom
from illness are assured only by
clean, healthy blood. If only every
woman and likewise every man could
realize the wonders of the morning;
Inside bath, what a gratifying- change
would take place.
Instead of the thousands of sickly,
anaemic-looking men, women and
girls with pasty or muddy complex
ions; instead of the multitudes of
"nerve wrecks," "rundown.," "brain,
fags" and pessimists we should see a
virile, optimistic throng of rosy
checked people everywhere.
An Inside bath Is had by drinking,
each morning before breakfast, a
glaps of real hot water with a tea
spoonful of limestone phosphate In it.
to wash from the stomach, liver, kid
neys and ten yards of bowels the pre
vious day's Indigestible waste, sour
fermentations and poisons, thus
cleansing, sweetening and fr aliening
I the entire alimentary cannl In fore
) putting more food into the Stomach.
Those subject te sick headache. Ml
j lousnes, nasty breath, rheumatism,
! colds: and particular- those who have
j a pallid, Fallow complexion and who
I are OOBBtlpated very often, are
i urged to obtain a quarter pound of
limestone phosphate at the drug store
j which will cost but a trifle but is
; sufficient to demonstrate the quick
I and remarkable change In both health
and appearance awaiting those who
practice internal sanitation. We must
remember that inside cleanliness is
more important than outside, be
cause the skin does not absorb impur
ities to contaminate the blood, while
the pores ia tho thirty feet of bowels
.lr
' You see I'm a Walter.
l,lol' I iilnnui
He Wanted No Lawyer
An old colored man charged with
stealing chickens was arraigned In
court and was Incriminating himself
when the Judae said :
"You ought to have a lawyer.
Whi le's your lawyer?"
Ah ain't got no lawyer, .ledge,"
said the old man.
"Very well then," said his honor,
"I'll assign a lawyer to defend you."
"Oh, no, wuh; no, sub! Please don't
do datl" the darky begged.
"Why not?" asked the Judge. "It
won't cost you anything. Why don't
vim want a lawyer?"
"Well. Jedge. Ah'll tell you suh,"
said the old man, waving his battered
old hat confidentially "Hit's din way.
,h wan' tuh enjoy deni chickens mii
se'f." i.loil l ii mi it
Fooled Life Insurance Agent
The story is told of a ham actor
who applied for a job in a certain
stock company.
"What can you do?" asked the
manager.
"I can take any part."
ledged the Thespian. "I
all sorts of experience, but
in heavy stuff
GRAY HAIR BECOMES
DARK AND BEAUTIFUL
Try Grandmother's Old Favorite
Recipe of Sage Tea and
Sulphur.
XOTH'K TO TFAl HK.HS
gperlal examinations In County
ai I't nfesslonal subjects, also Ell
v 10 I Sociology, August 17 and 18.
OPAI. IM'HSFl.F.
Lloyd's Column
-1 1 ?? t, r? ? ?rt?ti ttirsTi n mn t?irtmrv n
"Don't you think, Mary, you are
jtoo old to play with the boys?"
"No. Mamma: the older I get, the
j better I like them."
I.lll.lll'ft ( III Mill n
Pat "Mike, 1 joined an Insurance
and it's fine."
kind of Insurance
order last night
Mike -What
order?"
Pal Wi ll. I
as long as 1 live
a week as long
pay a dollar a week
and gel two dollars
as I'm dead."
ILLU5TRATOR5
DESIGN t5 o
fcNGHAVtR
m m r a ps. .-t -j as
FOK SKI.F DtWRNSK
Many will agree with the New
York Tribune that, for practical pur
poses, too much stress is laid on the
altruistic aspect of our participation
in the war and not enough on the
imperative need o f a fight in self
defense. We are not at war for ter
ritory or trade or to improve our
position in the world, and we are
fighting for democracy, for the spoil
of the weak nations, and in order to
chain the beast of Teutonic militar
ism that would tread down the
world. Such motives are altruism
and very largely unselfish, but, as
the Tribune points out. we could
hate gone to war tor these reasons
UlOlre than two yean RgO and we did
not do so. Germany long since put
herself beyond the pale oi civilised
I l)ll' O I II III 11
"Well. Whal sort of weddin;: pres-
enta did you get girlie - the usual as
sortment of berri spoons and pickle
forks''
Not on your esteemed life. I got
ark of Potatoes, four dozen eggs,
a peck of onions and a liberty bond
Couier-Joumal.
isMje '"i 1
The Talkative Motor Itider
Did you ever go out riding with
one of those "sweet young things" in
the stat beside you? Of course iu
were well chaperoned by the bevy of
older ones in the hack seat, hut your
i mind was diverted by the interesting
experience throng which you passed
I la endeavoring to keep oue eye and
ear open to see and listen to the
"svveel young thing " She apparent
ly didn't realize that ruiuiing a motor
Car is something to which the atten
tion of tire driver should be given,
but thought that she was there for
the express purpose of entertaining
you and did her best to keep your
mind off the wory of listening to the
engine and watching the road ahead,
as well as watching a side street from
time to time to see that no speed bug
ran into you from the side or rear.
It's an experience that is well
acknow
have had
I am best
My pathos has gained
encom tennis every w her."
"Your sob BtUff gets across, does
it?"
"Gets across? Let me tell you
The last time 1 played a death scene
a man in the audience fainted away
And when I sent out to find who it
was whom 1 had affected so power
fully. I found that it was the agent
who hatl insured my life!"
l.lo;Ti I olumn
No Orders to Superior
The son of the well-to-do family
had recently joined up as a private,
and was spending his week-end leave
at home.
Returning from a walk, his mother
espied a figure in the kitchen with
the housemaid.
"Clarence, " she Called to her son,
"Mary's got someone in the kitchen.
She knows perfectly well that 1 don't
allow followers. 1 wish you'd go and
tell the man to leave the house at
once."
Clarence duly departed to the kit
chen, but returned 111 about half a
minute.
"Sinv mother, but 1 can't turn him
out "
"Can't turn him out .'" Why on
earth not?"
"lie's my sergeant ! "
l.lo) iI'h Column
Heals the Potash Bssrineaa
Two younu Irishmen in a Canadian
regiment were going into the trench
es for the nrst time, and their cap
tain promised them shillings for
every (ierman the) killed.
Pal lav down to rest while Mike
. ...... .1.1...- 0..
Wpertorniea 1110 tuny 01 ;iu' s. m
lout not lain ong when tie was awa
kened by Miik shouting:
They're1 eomtn'3 They're com-
in .
"Who's comln'T" shouts Pat.
"The Qermans," replied Mick.
"How many are there?"
About lirty thousand."
"Begorro," shouts Pat, jumping up
and grabbing his rifle, "our fortune's
made! "
111 1 ttrfl 111 11 in 11
An Horrible Twister TiMik the M later
Handsome mister.
Some one's sister,
Sitting in a chair
As he kissed her
Vlciuos twister
Tossed them in the air.
Alniont everyone known Hint Sapr Ten
ami Sulphur. properly compounded,
brings back the natural color and lurtro
to tko hair when faded. streaked or
grSJT, fears ago the only wnv to get tlila
mixture was to make it at dome, whisk
i massy and troublesome.
Nowaday! we simply Sf-k at any drug
"tore for ' "Wyctli'n Sspc mi l Sulphur
Com pound." You will get 1 large bottle
of this old time recipe ImprOVi I h the
addition of other iMfredlcntp fur about
fo cent. Rverysedy usm kids prepare
tied now, because no out 1 in nssiblj tell
that. you darkened year half. a it does
it so naturally and cwi.U. Vou dSMpsa
a sponge or soft brush Milk ml draw
thii through your hair, taking rasa Mall
strand t a time: h mini the gras
burr disappears, and afti trther appli
cation or two, year hail ber ousts bsatttl
fully dark, thitk nil glossy and yi.u
look yrsrs yOUngvr. Wyetlrs Sap- am
(Sulphur Compound is 1 dt igbtfal toilet
requisite. It i net Intcndi d for the euro,
mitigation or prevention uf disease. s
Kill KM KM III Kl.l'IVi
I'AY KXPKJiSKS
At a spm ial met ling of the Alli
ance Volunteer Pin Department held
last week. lh department voted to
charge all member! as well as the
general public for the use of the
Wlmmtns; pool, in order tbnt the in
creased expanse of coal, laundry and
other supplies might be met and the
pool kepi running for the balance of
the season. Ivicli member of the lire
department has already donated $15
toward I he cost of the erection of the
pool an I the boys are HOW showing a
public spirit by paying for the use-of
the same.
Alliance people who appreciate
public enterprise and the right spirit,
as show n by the department In build
ing and maintaining the pool, should
do their ' bit" by purchasing swimm
ing tickets and giving the boys their
needed rapport. Dozens of boys and
1 iris and older folks get much enjoy
ment from the use of the pool, which
is kent in a healthful and snnitary
condition by frequent changing of tin
water.
I RAILROAD men's time books.
i The handy kind for the busy rail
road man. Buy them at The Herald
office for fifty cents each.
Promptly and Correctly
Rendered Mean Much
to the Retail Merchant
Monthly Statement Outfits
combine the Ledger and State
ment work and reduce i.tocr
about GQ Simplifies bookkeeping
and eliminates uiwutes with cus
tomers. Statements itemized to data)
and may be delivered on de
mand. This loose lerf bystem nts
every retail business. We wi:'
gladly explain its anpticattan to
your bnitiueNM. No ob!i(it:.,
on your part
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Herald ads bring results,
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I Use The I-Pinsi
Ledger
beceuee ii openi with one
tUs71 of a. key (1(K) per
vnl expansion) and etOsV
es (tight) with a Nlight
pressure ot the liand.
That saves n lot of time.
The half round bach
and scientilic crimping of
the h aves gives feM a Hat,
solid writing surface.
Mi
The mechanism is very Nimple, hut thoroughly efficient.
I can always get ledger slieets that really fit, on short no
tice. My dealer stocks them in many standard rulings and in
the In st grade of ledger paper.
Herald Publishing Co.
I erquTiTiI.tfgnsTJti
Let us show you the
TONNEAU CHAIRS
They are real armchairs, not
mere seats. We want you to sit in
one, to sense its comfort, its easi
ness. Then, we want to show you
how, when not in use, it folds
away under the rear seat, leaving
the handsome leather-bound
carpet without a single unsightly
gash.
These chairs are standard equip
ment in both the Studebaker
FOUR at $985 and the SIX at
$1250.
A Studebaker Demonstration
has enabled many a man to
have real pride in the car
he owns.
Lowry & Henry, Agents
Alliance, Nebraska
GET LAND -BUY IT NOW
IF YOU WAIT, YOU ARE SURE TO PAY A HIGHER PRICE.
In Nebraska, Colorado and Wyouiiiig, there ire thousands of
pcrjcH of prairie lends tlmi ithould be cultivated.
I f vtni want to
BUY I will post you on convet prices.
RENT I will help you to get best terms.
HOMESTEAD I'll t.ll you where heal free 840-eero selec
tions ate loeateil.
ASK ABOUT THE TOWN OF DEAVER, WYO.,
THE NEW GOVERNMENT TOWN
PUBLIC SALK nr TOWN MrTA in August; (bis town will be
the, trading center for 90,000 acres of QovernmeiiKirriajatcd Big Horn
Itasin lands, l-'irst luil of 12,000 lo be drawn for early ill Kepi em
I cr j lands free; pay for Governeieui water rinlit on such easy terms
as to make thcae lands (he fl Ileal pi i.e I'ncle Sam has for you If you
will go with me into the Mi Horn Basin and see the wealth in that
locality from oil, reclamation and irrigation, you will lose no time
trying lo gel holil ot one ot these new tarniK.
They are free; likewise my personal service
for the Burlbtgton Uoad.
k. ii. how Alto. mMKHUTIOM i.ini
HHII I ill Ii. till Si.. IHiimIim, N'elt.
lonely sister
Missed her Blister
Win n the twister qjilt ;
For the mister
Who sad kissed her
Never even lit.
l.lud'a t'olHHIN
More Isulpavitt Olllekly
The taaebai wan iaaertWni tea
dolphin and its BSSitS.
and ehildren.'- she said ISSBrsS
sivetjr, a suiale dolphin will have
tWO thousand oflsprini: "
"Ooodness! " aaaeod little alri In
the hack row. And how BSaOl mar
ried ones?"
MsySTs l wIuimm
Smaller Without WhMkUSS Tilli
A friend of ours by the name of
Miinihv had a wisdom tooth rCOlOVed
one day last seoh We B84 " think
that she was the Ijest looking irl in
town but since the toothe was Rons
she says that she has lost her "p l
and wants u hark. A reward ol Ivi
'dollars will he paid for information
le.iilink; lo the recover) m tiie wisooin i
tOOt h
l.lw d'm I SSaSSB
i. Vou I'jti Uaiosjs?
Don't you know IhOTS'l UO am
m.tl lhai Will l.aste tobacco excepting
a tobacco worm or a Koat?"
1 "Yea, replied Farmer CoTBtOSSI I
! "but do roll eat onions'.'"
"Of course."
Well, liieiv isn't any annual, not
even a mat or a worm iliat will eat
onions "
1 lT i ulUIMH
Hum AImiiii I hi- I
A physician says: "(iirls in fasbls
BealtB should take a n. imp thru the
woods or fields every day."
Hut suppose a tramp should ohjeet
A Bounteous Stream of Profits Flowing Through the Arch of
Great Western Commission Co. Salesmanship
