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"Just What
I Want!"
'Give me cake made
with Calumet I know what
I'm getting I know it'
pure,wholesome, nourishing,
tempting and tasty.
"It's all in Calumet's won
derful leavening and raising
power it absolute purity.
Use Calumet for uniform
results and economy."
Received HisHwt Awards
h'ru Cwi But Frtr
tit Slip In Ptumd Cm.
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ICAGO
Cheap and big canB&kJngPowdersdo not
aave you money. CnTtnctt'oos It'sPurc
and far superior to sour milk and soda.
Lloyd's Column
How to Hturt a Garage
Bliss Sturgeon, of the Sturgeon
Garage, tells of a friend of his. Tru
bert by name, who has a recipe for
getting started in business very
cheaply. Trabert says that all that
is needed to start an uuto garage is
six Ford spark plugs and four tim
ers. The first Ford owner who
comes along says his motor is not
working properly. You take out his
four spark plugs and take off the
timer, putting in four new plugs and
a new timer, charging him therefor'
$6.50 for the new plugs and the tim
er, and $11.75 for the work. You
then clean up the plugs taken out
and monkey with the timer a little
,you are then ready for the next one
who comes along. Dy repeating this
performance only a fewtimes a day
your profits will be very heavy and
your nean iigm, wmie me nappy
Ford owners go blissfully on, run
ning their cars on their reputation.
PHILOSOPHY
he late Henry Janus, the novelist
used to poke a good donl of fun at
"pragmatism," Uis brother William's
new kind of philosophy.
"Philosophy," he once said, "has
been liked to a blind man searching
a dark room for a black bat that Isn'tJ
there.
"Pragmatism, on the other hand
rather reminds me of the dialogue of
Mike and Put:
"Can I know what I don't know?"
says Mike, s
"No, Bays Pat.
"Well, there's a certain thing I
don't know and I know it. Then don't
I know what I know."
"I don't know." Washington
Star
-AN ACCOMMODATING HTHANGKIt
One of our friends, one of the few
who voted against the dry amend
ment in Nebraska this fall, recently
shipped some stock to Denver. After
he had disposed of his stock at the
stockyards he remembered that Col
orado was dry and started on a still
hunt for some place to procure a
drink of "red eye." He accosted a
stranger who was passing with a
package under bis arm and said. "Say
stranger, where can I get a quart of
good whiskey?" The stranger re
plied, "If you'll give me three dollars
and hold my package a minute I will
get a quart for you." Joe, being
very dry, dug up the three bones and
held the stranger's package. After
waiting an hour for the stranger to
return be became convinced that he
had been buncoed and opened the
package to find what waa contained
therein. Imagine bis surprise to
find that the contents of the package
waa a quart of fine whiskey. Joe is
still wondering bow it happened.
I'atei families, (reading doctor's
bill): "Well, doctor, I bare no objec
tion to pay you for the medicine, but
I will return the visits."
There is talk of lynching the man
who evolved this toast: "Our fire-engines,
may they be like old maids
ever ready, but never wanted."
A physician has discovered that the
pall of a rattlesnake will cure Iti bite.
Out the same thing Isn't true of a
book agent.
A difference: A friend of mine,
when told of the death of a well
known stock dealer, replied: "Why,
he's worse off than I am. I'm dead
broke; but he's a aead broker."
Teacher: "You must not come to
my school any more Tomir.y, until
your mother has recovered from the
smallpox."
Tommy: "There ain't a bit of dan
ger. She ain't going to'give me the
small pox."
"Why, how is that?" V
"She's my step-mother; she never
gives tne anything.
A Connecticut woman has embroid
ered the words and music of "Home
Sweet Home" on a linen sheet which
is on the spare-room bed.' Her guests
have not decided whether the hostess
means to Indicate that they must feel
at home or had better go home."
A man will excuse any fault In the
woman who is not his wife.
A man's work Is from sun to sun,
and woman's work descends from
daughter to daughter.
It Is said that three of the stingiest
men in the state were In town yester
day. One of them will not drink as
much water as he wants unless It is
from another man's well. The. sec
ond forbids any of his family from
writing anything but a "small hand"
as It is a waste of ink to make large
letters. The third stops his clock at
night In order to Bavo wear and tear
on the machinery. All of them de
cline to take their county paper on
the ground that It Is a torrlblo strain
on their spectacles to read newspa
pers, even In the day time.
There have been times, no doubt,
when many of the boys , and girls
have been puzzled about the prope'r
use of el and le In such words as
receive and believe, which have the
I, the undersigned,
Commencing
26
Head of
8 Milk Cows
1 Milk Cow with calf by side
5 Yearling Heifers
3 Yearling Steers
8 Spring Calves
1 Registered Shorthorn Bull
5 Head of
1 Span 2-Year-Old Mules
4 Yearling Mules
20
Heads of
"eight about 100
1
HIM
1 4-Horsepower Gasoline Engine
1 Power Washing Machine and Wringer
i
1 Feed Grinder
1 Tank Heater
1 Feed Cooker
1 10-ft. Acme Hay rake
1 Johnson Mower,
Thoroughbred Geese and Turkeys.
F R E E L U N C HI A T IN Q O IN
T E R M S : SIX MONTHS TIME
WiB.
Auctioneer: H. P.
long e sound, nor need they feel
ashamed to acknowledge It, for many
grown-upn confess to the same weak
ness. There In a very simple rule,
however, easily borne in mind, that
will help you forever to overcome
this donbt. The consonants c and s
should be followed by el, and all oth
er consonants by le except that In two
words "alego" and "sieve" the a Is
followed by le. Is not this an easy
thing to remember f
OPEN NOSTRILS! END i
A COLD OR CATARRH
now To Get Relief When Head
and Nose are Stuffed Up.
Count fifty I Your cold In head or
catarrh disappears. Your clogged nos
trils will oprn, the air passages of your
head will clear and you can breathe
freely. No more snuffling, hawking,
mucous discharge, dryness or vMdache;
no struggling fur breath at nighi
Get a small bottle of Ely's Cream
Halm from your druggist and apply a
little of this fragrant antiseptic cresra
in your nostrils. It penetrates thrmiuh
every air passsge of the head, soothii.g
and healing the swollen or Inflamed
mucous membrane, giving you i lists nt
relief. Head colds and catarrh yield
like magic. Don't stay stuffed up and
miserable. Relief is sure. -
ALLIANCK MAN TO ADDRKKS
OIMJAMZKO AGKKTLTIU1C
The opening address at the annu
al meeting of the twenty-eight bodies
of Organized Agriculture to be held
at Lincoln, January 15 to 20, 1917,
will be given by F. M. Seidell of Al
liance, county agricultural agent for
Dox Butte county. Ills subject,
which Is one of the greatest Import
ance to the farmers of western Ne
braska and also to prospective farm
ers In this territory, will be, "The i
Importance of the Potato Industry in
Nebraska." It Is but natural that
Mr. Seidell was chosen to address
Organized Agriculture on this Im
portant subject for he Is perhaps In j
closer touch with the potato actlvl-i
ties of Nebraska as It effects the
v3
will sell at Public Auction at my farm 9
miles east of Alliance, Nebraska, on
at 11:00 o'clock sharp, the following described property:
Cattle
26
Mules
Shoats
Pounds Each
20
Farm Machinery, Etc.
ON BANKABLE PAPER ON
Riist,
Coursey
grower fan anyone else because he
is county agent for Nebraska's ban
ner potato county Box Butte.
Speakers are now being secured
from the various society secretaries
for the different programs and a
thorough discussion In each depart
ment of farm life will be one of the
leading features. Kach one of the
twenty-e'ght organization, will hold
business meetings and elect officer
for the coming yi nr. jA general
committee of seven have charge of
the arrangements, of which W. R.
Mellor Is chairman and C. W. rugs
ley, University State Farm, Lincoln,
Is secretary.
lilt) STOCK SHOW ON
IN ( IIICAOO THIS W KKK
This, the first Week In December,
is the big week for farmers to visit
Chicago as the International Live
Stock Show Is the event which calls
together the members of the Nation
al Organization In the various breeds
of animals.
.Many other farmer organizations
lake advantage of the opportunity
for a good attendance for their spe
cific mcetiug co that a Chlcaro visit
or this week finds meetings of some
kind at nearly all of the leading
down-town hotels In addition to
those held at the Union Stock Yards.
POULTRY WINTKIl QUARTERS
Bulletin No. 211 of the Nebraska
State Board of Agriculture has the
following to say regarding winter
quarters for poultry: "Have yon pre
pared the poultry hoUBe for severe
winter weatherf If not, why not do
so at once? Do not wait until the
damage baa been done, but get at it
right away. By attention now you
will relieve much suffering by your
fowls and their comfort will repay in
less fatalities In the flock and more
eggs during the winter months.
Those who fall to prepare for the
comfort of poultry now will be com
pound to work at It during the ley
northern blasts of the winter, so why
not now?"
ToTilK PATRONS
During the past year price of
practically everything In the laundry
business have lulvanreil. On account
of Mil we regret that we are com-
e3
19 Head of Horses 19
1 Span Dark Cray Marcs, 5 and 4 years old
1 Span Brown Geldings, 3 and 4 years old
1 3-Year-Old Black Gelding
1 Perch er on Stable Horse, black, 8 years old, range broke
1 2-Year-Old Bay Gelding
1 Span Sucking Colts
1 Roan Mare, Smooth Mouth, with foal
1 Gray Mare, 7 years old, with foal
1 Bay Mare, Smooth Mouth, with foal
1 Span 5 Years Old '
3 4-Year-Olds
1 Span Yearling Colts
About 500 bu. of Oats
1 Deere Mower
1 8-ft. Deering Binder
1 8-ft. Disc-seeder
1 8 ft. King Drill
1 3 section Harrow
1 Goodenough Sulky Plow
2 Sets Work Haruess
2 Sets Driving Harness
Other articles too' numerous to mention
ALL SUMS OVER $10.00, AT TEN PER CENT.
Jr., Owner
pellet! tr announce an ailvntxe of to
per rent in our price, which will be
whlcrt tn vv li t.
j AM lAM'K STHAM I.Al NHUV.
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? DRINK HOT TEA '
FOR A BAD COLD
(ft a small psrksgo of Hamburg
l:-)i4't Tea, or.ss the German folks
t all it. "Hamburger Brust Thee," at any
pharmacy. Take a tablesponnful of the
tea, put a cup of boiling water upoa
it, pour through a sieve and drink a
teacup full at any time during the
dsy or before retiring. It is the most
effective way to break a cold and cure
grip, as it opens the pores of the skin,
relieving congention. Also loosens the
bowels, thus driving a cold from the
system.
Try it the next time you suffer fretn
a cold or the V'P It Is inexpensiv
and entirely vegetable, therefore sl
and harmless.
E
LUMBAGO RIGHT OUT
Bab Pain and Stiffness away with
a small bottle of old honast
Bt Jaoobt Oil
When your lark is sore and lame
! or lumbago, sciatica or rheumatism has
you stiffened up, don't suffer I Get a
, 25 cent bottle of old, honest "St
j aeons un at any urug store, pour a
little in your hand and rub it right
Into the pain or ache, and by the time
you count fifty, the soreness and lame
ness is gone.
Don't stay crippled I This soothing,
penetrating oil needs to lie used only
nee. It takes the ache and pain right
nt of your back and ends the misery,
it is magical, yet absolutely harmless
ami doesn't bum the skin.
No tiling else stops lumbago, sciatica
and lame hack misery so promptly I '
Office supplies at The Herald of
fice, phone 30. '
miles north and 2
9
BACKACH
AND
r
Clerk: J. M. Walker
DRINK A GLASS
OF REAL HOT WATER
BEFORE BREAKFAST.
v
i
8yt we will both look and feel
clean, swett and fresh
and avoid Illness.
Sanitary science has of late
rapid strides with results that are at
untold blessing to humanity. The la
est application of Its untiring rcaearcV
la the recommendation that it la aas
necessary to attend to internal sanl&f
tlon of the drainage system of the ls
man body aa It Is to the drains of the
house.
Those of us who are accustomed t '
feel dull and heavy when we arfoev ,
splitting headache, stuffy from a coMU
foul tongue, nasty breath, acid eta
ach, can. Instead, feel as fresh a atf .'
daisy by opening the sluices of the vyv
tern each mornsng and flushing out ttw ,
whole of the Internal polsoooua etatT
nant matter.
Everyone, whether ailing, slckr sen"
well, should, each morning before
breakfast, dr)nk a glass of real bos I
water with a teaepoonful of llmestoenT'",
phosphate In It to wash from the at a ' .
ach, liver and bowels the previous? f
day'a Indigestible waste, sour bile meK '
poisonous toxins; thus cleanalaRS-
sweetening and purifying the enUMM '
alimentary canal before putting man"'
food Into the stomach. The actios of
hot water and limestone phosphate oe
an empty stomach Is wonderfullr
vtgorattng. It deans out all the anwC
fermentations, gases, waste and acltfltjff
and gives one a splendid appetite fee '
breakfast. While you are eujoytna
your breakfast the phosphated boaf'
water Is quietly extracting a large tdM
ume of water from the blood and get
ting ready for a thorough flushing '
all the Inside organs.
The millions of people who are bote
ered with constipation, bilious apelio
stomach trouble, rheumatlo stlffneeen
others who have sallow skins, blood
disorders and sickly complexions atw
urged to get a quarter pound of lime
atone phosphate from the drug store.
This will cost very little, but la sutV
clent to make anyone a pronounce!
crank on the subject of Internal san itation.
,
ll.MAH'H WON FHO.M
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lood proved the most consistent" -
ground gnlners for the locals. Theser
three men also starred on the de
fenso, stopping mnny of the visitor
after they had pone through the
line"
Following Is the scoro by quarv
ters:
1 2.3 4 A!
Alliance 13 7 0 20 if
SooMsbulff . . 7 0 0 7 '
The following touchdowns wert
made: Alliance Hums. 2; nickinr
son, 1; Davenport. 1; Fenning, li
Lotspelch, 1. Bcottsbluff Burn
ham, 1. .
The, following was tho lineup fbr'
the game:
Turkey Day Lineup
Alliance
Hums
scottsbie ar
ia McCubbtnt
It , . HoeeH
Ig Beyer
c ftaatma
rg 'Westervert
rt , Baldd
re Harper'
ilb II urn ham
rh Hans
Hi Parka
lb H. Hot-
Ponovan
Thomas
Ynndera
Bennett
Snyder
Mutler, O'C'onn
Dickinson
Fenning
liotspelch
Davenport
Th" offlVlals were: Dr. Ptannard of
Morrill, referee; W. V. M,-Elroy of
Scottshluff, uiepire. iyd J. J. Moth
ersend of Scott.sbluff, head lineman.
i:im.KK. mi;n wim,
I H t.M I N AT I : 'ON V I .'NTIOX.e
Omaha. N br. -Nebraska ni"n will
lorninate the progra ;i of tht Nebras
ka Far:i'Ci K' I'ougrera an 1 the Mi -
'.Vest !riplemnt Dealers' AviocNtl'
wumii th'?y hold their Flinu'taneou
mot Intra in Omaha. Dtwi bor 12 t
1 1.
On the frniern' program ar
ibwe r .": 11. ('. Fil'.y. Unlvc
of Nbrn. kn; T. !'. Siurgon,
Ornatn: C. K. ,S!utt. E le:r; W. II
Campbtll. CI irks; J. II. Under. Bcr-
wynr Chns. Davis. Colon; D. H. An
derson. NYligh; N. IV Lund, Blair:
J. O. Shroyer, IIuj boldt; H. A. Ccl-
llns, 1'Hpllllon; Chancellor S. Avery
and A. O. Thomas, Lincoln; Cb.i.
draff," Dean ,K. A. Burnett, and ProfT
II. F. WJIilams.
The Implement dealers will hear'
talks fro;n C. K. Gallagher, Cole
ridge; C. 11. Clancy, Omaha; 3. R
McKelvle, Lincoln; A. K. Ilanseav
Upland; Nathan Roberts, Lincolm
A. K. Ilildebrand, Omaha; T. X
Wiles, Cherokee. Kans., and N. ID
Williams, Lincoln.
COKN SHOW TO III'! IIKLD
JANt'AHY 15 TO U4
A corn show Is to be one of the big
features of Organized Agriculture r
Week at the University Farm, XJnv- '
coin, January IS to 20, when twea-ty-elght
agricultural societies mi
simultaneously for annual session)
The corn show is to be held in ro
nection with the apple, flower, an
potato show, both occupying th -
same rlty auditorium. The bomev
economlca association Is arranging: t '
have an exhibit at the unlversitjr
farm campus.
Special attention Is to be paid t .
Nebraska youngsters who are gross
lag corn. - Separate classes will IM
provided for boys who have grow
their corn without the help from ad
ults, and for boys who personally
and lnuependently select the earn
they wish to enter from corn grow
on land operated by a relative, en
tries being limited to boys from It'
to 18 years of age, inclusive.
HARM AN NOT APPLICANT
Clarence E. Harman, who for tk
past four years baa been state foW
commissioner, states that he la not av
candidate for reappointment to bW
position, and that he will retire wbew
the new administration cornea Iniav
office.
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