The Alliance herald. (Alliance, Box Butte County, Neb.) 1902-1922, November 02, 1916, Image 11

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The Ilumer Motor Company In do
tal! 10 me rwil business thoan days,
celling the Crow Elk-hart cam. I)ur
ftajt the paat work cars wore sold to
Meaara. J. K. Parker, J. C. Andoraon,
C. E. Lyons and I. 8. Terklna. Add
ing the four new aales to the lint the
Knn er Motor Company haa aold
twenty-four Crow Klk-harta In a por
ted extending over nbout two
Months. Having Implicit faith in
Che Crow Klk-hart, In fart bo tntirh
flth that they add their personal
guarantee to that made by the man
ufacturers, and bnrklng this with an
MtenaiTe advertlninK ranipiilpn in
The Herald, the Humer Motor Com
pany are making a big dent In the
automobile buslnena In the Nebraska
"panhandle."
DAIRY MIIOW AT IHIXVKH
One of the moat Interesting fea
tures of the next annual National
Western Stock Show at Denver,
rhlch opens on January 20, will be a
wll-fledged Dairy Show. The rapid
development of the dairy industry
flaru the Rocky Mountain statea has
made this feature of the annual show
an absolute necessity. The coming
exhibition will be held under the aus
pices of the Colorado State Dairy
men's Association, and will contain
dairy cattle of all the principal
breeds from practically all of the
Rocky Mountain states. A full class
ification has been provided, with
more than 16.000 In premiums. The
show will have the support of the
principal breed record associations,
and It la expected that it will be of
wonderful value In the dairy Indus
try of the West.
Lloyd's Column
Our Country's Claimant,
Wcxxlrow Wilson
Whose rhetoric makes the Old Guard
nore,
Several others, and some more?
Woodrow Wilson's!
Whoytelds when reason shows the
wny,
Though Roosevelt rip, and tear, and
flay?
Woodrow Wilson!
Whose Judgment pave us sound fin
ance, And scaled the vulture's broad ex
panse? Woodrow Wilson!
Who gave the farmer means to do,
And put the act that does It thru?
Woodrow Wilson!
Who forced the "employers' " cruel
clip,
That held the child within its grip?
Woodrow Wilson!
Whose courage turned the strike
aside
Bespeaking all, In faith, abide?
Woodrow Wilson!
Who turned from strike to media
tion And Bheathed the sword 'gainst war's
laudation?
Woodrow Wilson!
Who knows the sorrows that enthrall
The unhappy land adjacent?
Who knows what horrors would be
fall, Were he to war complacent?
Woodrow Wilson!
Who scanned the spreading confla
gration, Saw 'twas past all limitation
Acting, yen, with due allowance,
Insisting thus, on dinavowance.
Woodrow Wilson!
Who spread the light of Peace on
high.
A newborn hope In ev'ry sky?
Woodrow Wilson!
Old resident: "Young man, you
are about to start a weekly paper
here?"
Journalist: "Yes sir."
Old resident "Well, take the ad
vice of one ho has Been the rise and
fall of seventeen weekly papers In
this town."
Journalist: "I will sir; what Is It?"
Old resident : "Don't say In your
salutatory: 'We have come to
stay.' "
Friend: "Hot water will cure your
nervousnens."
Mr. Ilenpek: "Not much. I'vo been
In hot water for ten years ever Blnce
I married. In fact. That's what makes
mo nervous."
"Perhaps If you heaped coals of
fire on your wife's head she would do
better."
"Coals of fire? Why she's red
headed already."
Sunday School Teacher: "What
can you say about Jonah?"
Pupil: "Well, he was an honest
man."
"Why do you think he was hon
est?" " 'Caune he didn't run a corner on
flsh oil and whalebone."
"I am strongly Inclined to think
that your husband has appendicitis,"
said the physician.
"That's Just like him," answered
Mrs. Cumrox. "He always waits till
everything has pretty near gone out
of style before he decides to get it."
Two little boys were discussing
the strength of a bee. "He can pull
more'n a fly," said one of them.
"Well," said the other, "I dunno
how much he can pull; but when he
backs up to you and pushes, I guess,
you'll fall back every time."
Biggs: "l Just got something to
prevent my hair from coming out."
Dlggs: "You don't say so! What
Is It?"
Biggs: "A divorce."
Mr. Sterne: fhis te Is weakP
Mr. Price: "Then I would advise
you to lean It against the butter."
Jack front Is a person of low de
gree below 32 degrees at the high
est. "Is Jaglet adddicted to the bottle
now?"
"Great Scott no! It's sail to th
contents."
A lightweight tho burglar. lie
waits until the light is gore.
A plumber's helper Ten below
xero.
Calling cards for the ladles are
printed promptly and neatly at The
Herald office. The prices are reas
onable. Phone 340 for samples an
prices, or call at the office.
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CROW ELK-HART OARS
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Phone 290
GROW ELK-HART GARS
$795
F. O. B.
Elkhart, Ind.
Mr. Prospective Automobile Buyer
DO YOU KNOW THAT CROW ELK-HART CARS ARE THE BEST CARS FOR THE MONEY THAT YOU COULD BUY? WE DO AND YOU WILL
17 YOU DON'T KNOW NOW AFTER YOU INVESTIGATE. THE CROW ELK-HART IS THE DOMINATING 1917 MOTOR CAR VALUE WITH
ITS BIG, HANDSOME 5-PASSENGER, LIGHT-WEIGHT, 35-HORSEPOWER CONSTRUCTION. IT IS CALLED THE CROW-ELK-HART "ZV
We Know the Best Motor Car Buy-
WE HAVE TRIED OUT THE CROW ELK-HART. WE HAVE SOLD 24 OF THEM IN ALLIANCE AND VICINITY DURING THE PAST TWO
MONTHS. WE KNOW AND OUR BUYERS KNOW THEY ARE GOOD CARS WE KNOW IT SO WELL THAT WE GIVE OUR PERSONAL GUAR
ANTEE ON THEM AND WE BELIEVE ANY BANK OR BUSINESS FIRM IN ALLIANCE WILL TELL YOU WE WILL MAKE OUR GUARANTEE
GOOD.
Regarding Repairs-
WE WILL FURNISH YOU WITH REPAIRS THE SAME DAY YOUR ORDER IS RECEIVED AND WE MAKE THIS GUARANTEE:
If we do not furnish repairs the day your order is received we furnish the
repairs ordered free of charge.
Our Auto Stock Largest In Nebraska-
WE CABRY THE LARGEST STOCK OF AUTOMOBILES IN NEBRASKA INVESTIGATE AND YOU WILL FIND THIS STATEMENT THE ABSOL
UTE TRUTH. OUR CONTRACT WITH THE CROW MOTOR CO. REQUIRES US TO CARRY 25 CARS IN STOCK AT ALL TIMES.
We Are Proud of the Crow Elk-hart
AND YOU WILL BE, TOO, WHEN YOU SEE IT AND AFTER YOU BUY IT. IT EMBODIES PRINCIPLES AND EXCLUSIVE FEATURES WHICH
CRYSTALIZE EIGHT YEARS EXPERIENCE WITH THOUSANDS OF CARS ON THE ROAD, SOME GIVING 40,000 TO 140,000 MILES' SERVICE.
BEFORE YOU INVEST A THOUSAND DOLLARS IN A MOTOR CAR SEE THE NEW CROW ELK-HART "35M. SO EASILY DOES THIS LARGE
CAR TOP THE STEEPEST HILLS AND SMOOTH OUT THE ROUGH COUNTRY ROADS THAT IT IS A REVELATION IN SURPLUS POWER AND
FINELY BALANCED CONSTRUCTION. WEIGHT IS SO EVENLY DISTRIBUTED THAT THERE IS NOT 35 POUNDS DIFFERENCE, FRONT AND
REAR PROVIDING RIDING COMFORT, ROADABILITY AND PREVENTING SKIDDING.
See This Startling Car In Our Display Rooms Today- Ask For A Demonstration
WE ARE ALSO DISTRIBUTORS FOR THE DORT AN D PULLMAN CARS WHICH WE CARRY IN STOCK.
The Dort Sells for $750 and the Pullman $850
F. O. B. Alliance
FACTORY DISTRIBUTORS FOR THE
"PANHANDLE" OF NEBRASKA INCLUD
DNG THE COUNTIES OF BANNER, BOX
BUTTE, CHEYENNE, DAWES, DEUEL,
KIMBALL, MORRILL, SCOTTS BLUFF AND
SIOUX.
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Alliance and Sidney, Nebraska.
Dealers Wanted in
Unoccupied Territory
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