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About The Alliance herald. (Alliance, Box Butte County, Neb.) 1902-1922 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 14, 1916)
C5TABU3MCD l6S in w-mmwrn it"1 '.if SyfmkrMliteler Oldest Piano House in theWcst ! Piano S200 430 1 Player Pionos 373600 ! Now Is the time to buy a piano or a player piano if you wish to save the middleman's profit amounting to $100 or more. We sell only direct from Factory to Home,eliminat ing Agents, Music Teachers and other commissions and expenses. Pianos heretofore $350 $450 $500 are now offered and sold at $200 $225 $250, prices not duplicated anywhere. Easy Terms $5.00 per month and upwards will do. ' Write today for free catalog and special offer to first buyers in your locality it means dollars for you. x. SdlMOLLER & MUELLER PlANO Co. 1311-13 Farnam Street Dept.D 133 Omaha, Neb. DYE & OWENS lil Transfer Lim HOUSEHOLD OOODP moved promptly, and Transfer Work solicited. Dray Fhon 64 Residence phone 636 and Bine B7 tHinmitT ttnfTtttit;iritmTnrti'nttntTTT Lloyd's Column 5TY.V , -V. I . $ .- ". , J - . .. ..... ter his defeat, he heard that Wash had voted against blui "He sent for the old man. " 'Uncle Wash.' he said, 'Is It true that you voted a gal nut me yester day ? " 'Vas, Mars Charles; I done voted de Republican ticket, Uncle Wash admitted. " 'Well, said the defeated candi date, 'I like frankness, anyway; so here's a dollar for your rundor.' "Uncle Wash pouched the dolar. Then he scratched bis head, chuckled and sitid: " 'Mars Charles, If you's buyln can dor you owes me fo' dollars nio' kase I voted agin' you five times.' " Wanted Ileal Cow's .Milk Wayne MacVeagh the lawyer and diplomat, has on the outskirts of Philadelphia an admirable stock farm. One day last summer some poor children were permitted to go over his farm, and when their Inspec tion was done, to each of them was given a glass of milk. The milk was excellent. It came, In fact, from a $2,000 cow. "Well, boys, how do you like It?" the farmer Bald, when they had drained their glasses. "Gee! Fine!" said one little fel low. Then, after a pause, he added: "I wisht our milkman kep' a cow." IF im HURTS Tlie Compliment In Appreciated After a newspaper man works six and three-quarter days a week, six teen hours each day; gets up at one o'clock In the morning and works for the next six hours on a murder case In order to get the news first hand; meets the four o'clock morning train to Interview W. J. Bryan; rides eighty miles In the hot sun and wind In a Ford auto to visit a fair at a neighboring town getting sunburned until he looks like a boiled ham; rides most of the night the following night In the selfsame Ford In order to be back In time for work the next day, besides doing u few things not mentioned, he feels pretty well re paid for his efforts to tlnd compli ments like the following, which ap peared in the oGrdon Journal last week: "The Alliance Herald reached us last week with twenty pages of home print. It was full to overflow ing with good live news and adver tising matter. It certainly looks like Alliance was made up of Rome live wires and business boosters." SALTS FOR KIDNEY: Want to Nell UN Outlit On opening up the otlice one morning last week we found the fol lowing nolo underneath our door "Deal mister editor, do you know of envbudv who wants to buy a kun- duckters outlit. including uniform koat, kap and kit. also a tiket punch? I wuz agoin ter be a strike breaker but them dog gon mutts didnt go out and I htv no use fer the outlit. need the mun and wil pay you wel ef you w ill git me a buyer. I Won't Work at not bin' else pence I jined the I. W. W.'s. I em agin Wilson bekaws lie stout the strike, ain't yew?" mi JJS, The Bungalow Graze Bungalow homes arc becoming more popular every season. But why waste your time looking about at ran dom? We have plans for scores of different designs that may suit you bet ter than any home you have ever seen. Lumber and All Material Wc can furnish you material as well as ideas. Our yard is well stocked with flooring, siding, shingles, sheath ing, dimension lumber, building paper, lath, roofing and building materials of all kinds. Costs nothing to talk with us and we can save you money if you buy. FOREST LUMBER COHPANY His Ambition I wish I was a rock a-sittin' on a hill A-doiu' nothin' all day long Hut just a-sittin' still. I wouldn't eat, I wouldn't sleep, I wouldn't even wash. I'd Just nit there a thousand years And test myself, by-gosh! Mi-Clary's Magazine. The lo:saKe Indicated It Johnny: "Pa. did Moses have dys pensia like you?" Father: "How do I know? What makes you ask such a question?" Johnny: "Why our Sunday school teacher says the Iord gave Moses two tablets." MMook His "falling" A parson of a country church re cently tenderly announced that he had received a call to another field. After the service, one of the deacons approached the parson saying: "I've been thinking of the an nouncement that you made. Are they offering you more money in that new tleld?" "Oh, yeB. brother," was the reply. "Three hundred dollars more." "Well. I don't blame you for go ing, parson, but in making that an nouncement you didn't use the right term. That isn t a 'call ; it s a 'raise.'" Frances II. Phtpps, Flori da. Eat less meat if Kidney i feel like leu or Bladder bothers you Meat forms uric acid. SAGE TEA BEAUTIFIES AND DARKENS ill Don't Stay Gray! It Darkens So Naturally that No body can Tell. You can turn gray. faded hair beau tifully dark and lustrou almost over night if you'll get a 50-cnt bottle of "Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Compound" at any drug store. Millions of bottles of thl of fnroo Sucre Tcfl florin, im proved by tne addition of other ingredi ents, are sold annually, says a well known druggist here, because it darkens the hair so naturally and evenly that no onp enn tell it has been applied Those whose hair is turning grav or becoming faded have a surprise awaiting them, because after one or two applica tions the gray hair vanishes and your Jocks become luxuriantly dark and beau tiful. This is the ape of youth. Cray-haired, unattractive folks aren't wanted around, no get busy with Wyilh's Sasre and Sul phur Compound to-night and you'll lie de lighted with jour c!:irk, handsome hair and your youthful appearand' within a few days. This preparation is a toilet requisite and is net intended for the cure, mitiga tion or prevention of disease. MANY HOMES DESTROYED IN CAIRO WIND STORM COMING TO ALLIANt K, NKHKASKA r.MTKID IMM "TOILS' NlThX'MIJNT Will be at the Druke Hotel Thursday, Neptemr 2H. Il ONE DAY ONLY. Hours 10 A. M. to 8 I'. M. Remarkable Success of These Talent ed Physicians in the Treatment ef Chronic Diseases OFFF.lt THFJK KKKVICK8 OF 1 IIAIUiK FHKM Most folks forget tlixt the kidneye. like tiie bowels, get sluggish and clogged and need a Hushing occasionally, else we have backache and dull misery in the kidney region, severe headaches, rheu matic twinges, torpid liver, acid stomuch, sleeplessness and all sorts of bla.ldpr dis orders. You simply must keep your kiout-v active and clean, and the moment you feel an ache or pain in the kidney region, get about four ounces of Jad "alts from any good drug store here, Like a tablespoonful in a glass of water M:fore breakfast for a few days and vour kidneys will then act fine. This famous salts is made from the acid of grapes and lemon juice, combined with litbia, and is harmless to flush clogged kidneys anil stimulate them to norma activity. It also neutralizes the acids in the urine so it no longer irritates, thus ending bladder disorders. Jad Salts is harmless; inexpensive-, makes a delightful effervescent lithia tfaler drink which everyliody should taki. !"! und then to keep their kidneys clean, 'V.is avoiding serious complications. wi ll known local druggist siys ho . , m lets of Jad Salts to fnlks v ho believe i eve;. ' Miing kidney tioiil'le while it is ' t'euille. Three ktmow liijurel lletweien 25 and no building wrecked by the terrific wind FALL liKST TO It Mi IX TLST Fall Is the best time to start cows on official tests, says the dairy hus bandry department at the state uni versity farm, Lincoln. Saturday night's cyclonic storm at Cairo and vicinity caused a loss esti mated at Trom J20.000 to 125,000. covered one-third by Insurance. Be tween 25 and 50 buildings, including half a dozen very large barns, Brod erson's greenhouse, the Cairo alfalfa mill, Rasmussen's implement store house, the Harrison lumber yards and the city's largest dancing hall, were either partly or wholly wrecked. The farms of Pat Swan. Krants & Son, Teler Klllot and C. Miller were most badly hit for farm property. Mrs. Sylvester Deffenbaugh. who was crushed by a falling wall when the house was moved from the founda tion, being in the cellar for protection recovered consciousness and will re cover. J. E. Uodgera and Mike Mar tin were Blightly injured by flying de bris. The greatest power of the storm seemed to remain about 20 feet above (he e;:i!li. or greater damage would have b -en done. The area covered was eb-oit 4 sipiarc miles. The de luge of rain came suddenly and men caught in it report that horses stood stock-still in the roads and absolute ly refu '-.I to budge. The United Doctors, licensed bj the State of Nebraska for the treat ment of deformities and all nervous and chronic diseases of men, women and children, oiler to all who call on this visit, consultation, examination und advice free, muring uo charge whatever except tL actual coat of treatment for the puipose of proving that they have at Ir.ot discovered a system and metl i A treatments that are reasona' i..e an.1 certaia in their result' These Doctoib ic uiiong Ameri ca's leading stomuch and nerve spec ialists, and are experts 'n the treat ment of chronic diseases of the blood, liver, stomach, Intestines, kin, nerves, heart, spleen, kidneys or bladder, rheumatism, sciatica, di abetes, bed-wetting, ape worm, leg ulcers, weak lungs, and thoso afflict ed with long standing, deep seated, chronic diseases, that have baffled the skill of other physicians, shrould not fall to call. Deafness has often been cured In sixty days. According to their system no more operation for appendicitis, gall stones, tumors, goiter, piles, etc., aa all cases accepted will be treated without operation or hypodermic in jection, as they were among the first in America to earn the name of "Bloodless Surgeons," by doing away with all pain in the successful treat ment of these dangerous diseases. If you have kidney or bladder troubles bring a two ounce bottle of your urine for chemical analysis and microscopic examination. Worn-out and run-down men or women, no matter what your ailment may be, no matter what you have been told, or the experience you have had with other physicians, settle it forever In your mind. If your caae Is Incurable they will tell you so. Consult them upon this visit. It tests you nothing. Uemei br, this free offer Is for this visit only. Married ladies must come with their husbands and minors with their parents. Lulxtratork's, Milwaukee, Wisconsin Adv-40-2t-7.r.87 HAVE YOU BEEN SICK? Then you realize the utter weakness that robs ambition, destroys appetite, The farmer also has more leisure i an(j wor a burden. time to put the cows In shape fo care for them during the early part of the test. Information regarding tests n ay be obtained from the dairy hus bandry department. It is a good plan to get full information on test ing some time before you plan to start. ;iltL WANTKD Inquire at ance Steam liauudry. 38-tf-7512 aim- To restore tliat strength and staminathat Is so essential, nothing has ever equaled or compared with Scott's Kuiulsion, be- ! cause it. strength -sustaining nounsh j inent invigorates the blood to distribute i energy throughout the body while its tonic ' value sharpens the appetite and restores health in a natural, permanent way. If you are run down, tired, nervous overworked or lack strength, get Scott' -Emulsion to-day. It is free from alohol. Scott flt bowur, Bloomheld, N. J. OFFICIAL TFST POPILAU Official testing has iocreased ia Nebraska nearly 300 per cent the last year, according to figures pre pared by the dairy husbandry de partment of the university agricul tural college. Fourteen breeders made tests in the year 1915-1916 as compared with 6 in 1914-1915. Many inquir ies have been received at the college of agriculture, and the indications are that many breeders will start of ficial tests this fall. This shows that Nebraska farmers are realizing the benefit of the official test. One of the advantages that makes a specU.1 appeal to breeders Is that It adver tises good stock the farmer may have for sale. mm IS The Common Prayer "Johnny," said a Sunday school teacher, "do you say prayer every morning?" "No. ma'am, but my fother does said Johnny, whose dad Is a hard ware man. "And what prayer does your fath er say. Johnny?" "He says, 'Oh, Lord, how 1 do hate lo get up.' " A Good Place to Stop Western Hotel has been remodeled and is the most up-to-date rooming house in Alliance 4 6 clean, airy, modern outside rooms. Every one desirable. Modern bath rooms on each floor. Plenty of bot water. New mattresses, springs and beds. They sleep fine. Ice water and other conveniences. Location desirable. One-half block north of depot. Prices are reasonable. Rooms rented by day or week. Give us a trial. We guarantee satisfaction. The Western Hotel 110 Box Butte Avenue A. B. WHEKLEIt, Proprietor Alliance, Nebraska Man Want hut Little It was In the far South. "How's times?" asked the tourist. "Pretty tolerable, stranger." re sponded the old fellow who was sit ting idly on teh stump of a tree. "I had a pile of brush to burn and the lightning set tire to it and saved me the trouble of burning it up." "That was good." "I had some trees to cut down, but the cyclone leveled them and saved me the trouble." "Kemarkable! But what are you doing now?" "Waal, stranger, I'm waiting now for an earth quake to come along and shake the potatoes out of the ground." Candor Uncanncd Senator La Follette, apropos of certain frank confessions In "high finance," said: "Candid, at any rate, isn't It? In fact, it's all so very candid that it re minds me of Uncle Wash White. "Uncle Wash had been a servant in the Carroll family for many years, and so. when young Charley Carroll ran for congress, he naturally expect ed the old man to support him. Char ley Carroll was a good deal disap pointed, therefore, when, the day af- ii $595 : ' p. O. B. DETROIT ll ! I! The world's record twenty' two thousand and twenty-two miles without stopping the motor is held by a Maxwell stock touring car. NO other car at any price has ever approached this wonderful record of endurance. In addition to this proven sturdiness, remember that the Maxwell averages between 25 and 30 miles per gallon of gasoline. Moreover, the Maxwell is complete. It has elec tric starter and lights; demountable rims; one-man mohair top; speedometer; roomy, comfortable seats and an attractive appearance. Are you particular about details? Do you demand evidence of value? If so, you will investigate the Maxwell, the features, record and reputation of which proclaim it the world's greatest motor car value. 5-pmsaenf.er Touring Cur, S59S S-pmamengur Cabriolet, S86S 3-paasener Romdater 580 6-paasemtvr Town Car, 915 5-p)t'6ar SoJai, fiSS Geo. F. Hedgecock Auto Company j I 5-pmaaenger Touring Cur, S59S 2-paaaenger Cabriolet, $863 I 3-psaenr Romdater 580 6-paaaenttur Town Car, 915 , III ; II rS Hemlngford, Nebraska