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About The Alliance herald. (Alliance, Box Butte County, Neb.) 1902-1922 | View Entire Issue (June 15, 1916)
Paper Your Rooms Now MAKE IT A PART OF YOUR CLEAN-UP AND PAINT-UP CAMPAIGN ON YOUR OWN PREMISES 4, & YOUR HOME I a 5 There is nothing that con tributes so much to the home at this season as clean, sweet, inviting rooms. Our stock of Wall Paper and Other Wall Coverings is satisfactory in range of designs and prices. Tell Us Your Needs mmmsm& F. J. BRENNAN HARNESS Hand mad from best material. Outlast any factory made goods. Call and ae. Harness repairing by azsarlane d harness maker. f. M. COVERT At II. D. Nichols stand. Alliance u AMaaaMaj - DYE & OWENS Transfer Lint HOUSEHOLD GOOD moTed promptly, and Transfer Work solicit ed. f tttttttttttltttTtttltlttttty Dray Fhont 54 Residence phone 636 and Bine 674 FLOUR ! made in western Nebraska from wheat grown in western ( Nebraska. Housewives should use GOLD LEAF HIGH PATENT Sold in llemingford by: C. A. Iiuilew, C. Loekwood, D. W. Butler, N. Frohnapfel and li. E. Johnson. Sold in Alliance by: A. D. Uodgers, Wm. Hamilton and Mal lery's. FOREST ROSE HIGH PATENT Sold in llemingford by: C. A. Hurlew, C. Loekwood, D. W. Butler, N. Frohnapfel and B. E. Johnson. SNOWDRIFT HIGH PATENT Sold by L. II. Highland, Alliance. We stand behind these high class brands of good flour. If you are not a regular user give them a trial. HEMINGFORD roller mills A. M. MILLER, Proprietor Lloyd's Column t Dry or Wet? The political right or wrong, la apt to get the knife, Who has convictions good and strong And dares to risk his life By resolutely standing pat, Republican or democrat. The man who stands up bold for booze. Aa Jimmy Dahlman stood, la very surely doomed to lose It Jim had sawed more wood And saved his breath to cool his soup, He might have registered a scoop. The Judge was on the ragged edge ' Of going middling dry. But now he's either pot to hedge Or suffer by and by. High on the fence the judge is sot, With one Bide dry and one side not. Of course I wish hiin all success, Anil he shall have my vote; Dut 1 can picture the distress Of being in his boat, Where one must be too wet to stand, And not quite dry enough to land. Doc Blxby In Lincoln Journal. A Thinner Tinner. Orlando Pratt, the Blanktown tin ner, was once Quito fat, but now is thinner. He climbed a roof to mend a gutter. Some solder few and made him sputter. It happened that some naughty boyB were passing by; they heard the noise and stood there Bhouting with delight, nor pitied poor Orlando'B plight. A crowd soon gathered in the street and lingered there to Bee the treat. Now down the ladder in great haste, Orlando slides no time doth waste, in starting at his swiftest pace to catch the imps who madly race, far past the limits of the town, through meadow land and pastures brown. O'eh leaping logs and wad ing bogs, disturbing frogs and polly woga; Orlando on revenge intent keeps going till hi'a fairly spent. He ran so long, he missed hia dinner, yet failed to nab a single sinner. In one way .though, he proved a winner he shrunk into a thinner tinner. F. B. T. Drawback to Preparedness Uncle Zip Coon: "I Jus pray de Lawd all dls yeah propagasbun fo' prepahednesB ain' gwinter put mo locks on de chicken coops an' send mo watch dawgs roun' nights bah kin' an' dlBtubbln' folks." if The Death Blow The Mortgage has a way of hanging on Cyclones or Files don't disturb it even death itself only makes it more insist ent. It takes the Life Insurance policy to put it out of busi ness. If you have a Mortgage on your Home cover it by LIKE INSURANCE It is a duty you owe to those you may leave behind. John G. Lewis ALLIANCE, NEBRASKA Manager for Western Nebraska Security Mutual Life Ins. Co., of Lincoln, Nebr. Hitting I lie Ijtnler Rastus: I done hev Jus ben readin how the camel am pervlded by natuh wid two stummicks, so befo' he done leuvs home he e'n lay In a prodigis "mount o' food f carry hint froo de depaht. Mra. U.: Jes bo. But tell me, y low down niggah, aln' y' got no feel in' sit Mil fur Mrs. Camel who done had got t" cook all dat grub? "Tired" lUilnmd Men One of the moist drawing attrac tions at the Wortham Carnival was the "Days of '49." or "Pikes Peak." with "22 eirls. etc." The fame of thin attraction spread far and wide, even among the railroad men who af ter working the limit and who, com ing in from their runs tired and be mimed, ahould have gone to their Jowny beds. Two well known rail road "cons," known to the craft as Mi.-Koui I Tom" and "Fighting Bob", came in from a trip and as they walk ed up the street they bewailed their fate as hard-working and sleeplexK laborers and regaled each other with visions of sweet dreamless slep. A -riving at the parting corner near the court house they bid each other fare well and made a bet that each would be in slumberland first. But here, dear reader, enters the evil one, the Dr. Jeykell and Mr. Hyde part of the story. Missouri Tom was the fas' est walker and he arrived on the brene first. When Fighting Bob arrived through the portals of Pikes i'eak what did he behold but the ast ui fl ing bUhl of his supposed to b sleep ing co i rade ,in the arms of "Mor pheus" swiftly gilding to the strains of the "Hot Dog Hag." "Ah," c -led Fighting Bob, "and what are you do ing here, brave one, who was suit posed to be asleep in bed?' The answer came quick, in accents bold and brave, "And tell me, dear Bob, why you are here awatchiirt me." And there they stayed, say Miobh who know, until the wise call boy remind ed them that it "was time to again take up the grind. the great dreary house, rocking the cradle of her sleeping babe with one foot and wiping away her tears with the other." Wanted nn American Name A somewhat unpatriotic little son of Italy, twelve years old, came to his teacher in the public school and asked if he could not have his name changed. "Why do you want to change your name," the teacher asked. "I want to be an American. I live in America now." "What American name would you like to have?" "I have it here," he said, banding the teacher a dirty scrap of paper on which was written "Patrick Dennis McCarty." Chicago News. The phone tintinnabulated. "Is this the office of the Daily Squawk?" a voice asked. "It Is." "Well, then, I want you to insert thla death notice: 'Colonel Jones has gone to rest,' in an appropriate place." The next morning it read: "Colonel Jones has gone to rest in an appropriate place." HEAR WITHOUT EARS Police and De toe tire Are Using Lip Heading In Place of the Dictagraph Thousands of deaf people are today throwing away all hearing device and enjoying all conversation. This method is easily and quickly acquired thru our system. Absolutely the only thing of its kind in the country. Our proposition is entirely original. We guarantee results, It will amaxe you. Cost is trifling. See what New Inter national Encyclopaedia says on Lit Reading. Hundreds of people with normal hearing are taking up Lip Reading for the many adidtional ben nflts gained. You can understand what the actors are saying in the moving pictures. You can under stand what people are saying just a far away as you can see them. The eye understands beyond the range of hearing. Send no money, but men tion this paper and state whether or not you are deaf. All particulars will be sent you absolutely free and with no expense to you. Address School of Lip Language, Kansas City Missouri. AN ICE CREAM SUPPER Hoys and Girls Who Brought in Dan delions Are Entertained by The Herald The boys and girls who engaged in The Herald's dandelion contests were entertained at this office at 5 o'clock Saturday evening. The large work table In the mechanical department of the office was surrounded by a large bunch of eager boys and girls who did their duty in filling them selves with Ice cream from the Alli ance Creamery. Music was furnished by the Aeoli an Vocalion. A. J. Macy, who had charge of the contests, presided. Af ter a talk by Mr. Macey three cheers were given for the winners, three for The Herald, and then to show their good will the boys and girls surprised Mr. Macey with three cheers for himself. SAGE TEA BEAUTIFIES AND DARKENS HAIR Don't Stay Gray! It Darkens So Naturally that No body can Tell. You can turn gray, fadod hair beau tifully dark and luttnu almost over night if you'll git a ."j()-cnt bottle of "Wyeth'a Sage and Sulphur Compound" at any lru store. Million of bottles of this old funious Sape Tea Ucipp, im proved by the addition of other ingredi ents, are told annually, says a we!I known druggist here, because it darkens the hair so naturally and evenly that no one can tell it has been appliJ Those whose hair is turning gray or Leonming faded have a surprise awaiting them, because after one or two applica tions the gray hair vanishes anil your 'x Vs become luxuriantly dark and beau tiful. 'J his is the ape of youth. Gray-haired, unattractive folks aren't wanted' around, so get busy with Wycth's Sage and Sul ihur Compound to-niht and you'll be de lighted with your dark, handsome hair and your youthful appearance within a few days. This reparation is a toilet requisite and is not intended for the cure, mitiga tion or prevention it I disease. Man's Duties. 'There is an idea abroad among moral pocple that they should make their neighbors good. Quo person 1 have to make good: myself. But my duty to my neighbor is much more clearly expressed by Bayiuj that I have to make him happy if 1 may." Robert Louis Stevenson. The solemnity of the meeting was somewhat disturbed when the elo quent young theologian pictured in glowing words the selfishness of men who spent their evenings at the club, leaving their wives in loneliness at home. "Think, my hearers," said he, "of a poor neglected wife, all alono iu Do colds settle on your chest or In your bronchial tubes ? Do coughs hang on, or are you subject to throat troubles? Such troubles should have immediate treatment with the strengthening powers of Scott's Emulsion to guard against consumption which so easily follows. Scott's Emulsion contains pure cod liver oil which peculiarly strengthens the res ' piratory tract and improves the quality of the blood; the glycerine in it soothes and j heals the tender membranes of the throat. I Scott's is prescribed by the best special . Wta. You can get it at any drug store. I Scott Ok Bo woe. BlaomAcld. . J. Men and Women VaiitcJ-'Governmsnt Positions Forest assistant, Industrial feather, Junior engineer, land law clerk, teacher, telegraph operator. Eininlnatlon March 13. Stenograph er and typewriter February 20. Quick preparation Is necessary. You Can Learn by Mail at Home, Study at Night. Wouldn't you like a job for life with a steady Income of $75 to $100 or more every month with a good chance for promotion? Then why not get it? We guarantee to prepare you for any civil service position, city, state or federal coach you free until you get the pos ition. Send for particulars. CIVIL SERVICE SCHOOL Kittredge Bldg., Denver Real Building Service Every man who pays us a visit before he builds is sure to feel well re paid for the time he has spent. We have hundreds of building plans cover ing all kinds of buildings and we give real practical help and suggestions that cut the cost of work and material. Material at a Saving Wc arc quoting exceptionally low prices on all kinds of lumber, flooring, roofing, doors, windows, interior trim mings, cabinet work and building mate rials of all kinds. Estimates gladly furnished and advice cheerfully given. FOREST LUMBER COnP'Y NEWPA SSENGER SERVICE BETWEEN CASPER, DOUGLAS, THE NORTH PLATTE VAL LEY, AND OMAHA, CHEYENNE AND DENVER. COMMENCING JUNE 4th, 1916. EASTBUUND No. 32 l.aves Casper 2:55 p. m., Douglas 4:28 p. m., arrives Omaha 2:50 p. m., Cheyenne 11:25 p. m., Chica second morning. WESTBOUND No. 31, from Alliance at 1 :00 p. m., in connection with No. 9-43 from Omaha at midnight (Omaha-Casper sleepnr ready 10 p. m.) ; from Denver 8:00 a. m., from Cheyenne 1 :15 p. m., arriving Douglas 8:15 p. m., Casper 9:50 p. m. THROUGH STANDARD SLEEPERS BETWEEN CASPER, DOUGLAS AND OMAHA WENDOVER AND ALLIANCE, DINING HALL AT WENDOVER OPERATED BY THE BURLINGTON COM MISSIONARY DEPARTMENT. DINING CARS EAST OF ALLIANCE. Additional daily-except-Sunday trains between Morrill and Bridgeport; westbound from Bridgeport at 9:45 a. m.; east bound from Morrill at 12:10 nooa, with connections from and to the line south of Bridge port. For full particulars Bee new Burlington folders. J. KHIDKLUArcill, Ticket Agent, Alliance, Nebr. U W. WAKKLKY, GKNEKAL PAKSENUEIt AG EN'S. 1004 Farnatii Street, Omaha. Nebr. lEii i 4 (T Every Housewife or Mother is ever under that Nervous Strain which so often results Sensations, Falntness, I lARMCelAfl nr J-lK Aa If v WJIVOOIUU Mill UlUWt y Nervous Disorders, Dr. Miles NERVINE it Highly Recommended in Such Cases. r FIRST BOTTLE FAILS TO ENCFIT, YOUR MONEY WILL BE REFUNDED. BADLY RUN DOWN. 1 bad baeom graatly run down and my nerv w.r. In tcrrthla condition. 1 had frequent head aches and became very weak and waa unable to da anything-. I bought a boltl of Dr. Uilea' Nenr. Ine. I aoon began to feel better, my nerve were quieted. I re covered my atrenirth. and have alnca recommended lr. Mile' Nervine to many of my friend who have uaed it with enti.fartory reulta.M MRS. KKAKCfcS WHITLOCK, 1T Broadway, Bcbenectady, N. T.