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prosperous to uk time to commit
suicide or to try to put a fellow clt
ten out of business with a knife.
Driiiceport News-Blada.
' Mrs. C. H. Ilawley and children rp
tnrned Thursday from a stay with
Mr. lUwley In Alliance. Mra.
Peter Hooker arrlred from Allianre
Tuesday for a visit with her sons,
Felli and John. Miss Mary
Becker left for her home at Alliance
Tuesday, following a visit with her
brothers here. , Mr. and Mra.
J. J. Myera came4 from Alliance,
-.here Mra. Myera has been for the
past three we-ka recovering from an
operation. A six-pound baby
boy arrived Wednesday to blen the
liome of Mr. and Mrs. Herbert Thur
ston. Mrs. Thurston Is at the home
f relatives at Alliance. W. D.
Nlckeraon and little daughter were
la Alliance Tuesday, whore Mr. Nlc
keraon went to enpujse a plumber to
do the work In his new house.
Ward Ash boarded No. 43 Sunday
for Alliance In search of repairs for
his auto, which he hopes to soon Ret
Into shape to drive to his home In
Wyoming. Oliver Conine and
family leave this week for their new
home at Alliance. Mrs. Conine will
be greatly missed In Sunday school
Ws wish them good luck In their
new home. Mrs. J. J. Myers'
many friends were glad to welcome
her home from St. Joseph hospital at
Alliance. The music at Sunday
achool had the old time ring with
her at the organ. Ashby Argus.
lf.pHidency Due to Indigestion
"About three months ago when I
was suffering from Indigestion which
caused headache and dizzy spells and
made me feel tired and despondent,
I began taking Chamberlain's Tab
lets," writes Mrs. Geo. Hon, Mace
don, N. Y. "this medicine proved
to be the very thing I needed, as one
day's treatment relieved me greatly.
I used two bottles of Chamberlain's
Tablets and they rid me of this trou
ble." Obtainable everywhere.
sins will find you out," but it Is safer
to bet your last buckskin dollar that
your neighbor will beat your sins to
It.
Mrs. J. O. Bennett and Miss Jean
ette Poole were pajssengers to Alli
ance yesterday. W. W. Norton
ef Alliance wan tarrying In Marsland
awhile Friday afternoon. He sure
la having bay fever something fierce.
Marsland Tribune.
C.'H. Tully autoed over from Alli
ance1 Monday, Clarence Mann coming
VP with him. Charles Nines
spent a. few days at Alliance last
week on business and ' visiting his
two little daughters who are In
acnool at that place. J. II.
Jones went over to Alliance last Fri
day to see the fine three months old
girl that Tom Tully and wife . are
giving their best attention to.
v George Brooks and wife went from
here to Alliance by automobile last
Friday and took the train for Den
ver where they were to meet Logan
Muaser and wife and return with
them in - Logan's new automobile.
They expected to spend a few days
there before returning on their Jour
ney home. Rushvllle Standard.
Mrs. J. M. Miller and little' daugh
ter came up from Alliance Friday
and spent several days at the Carl
Lux home in this city. -Crawford
Tribune.
DUSTY'S DABBLINGS
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The high cost of living and the
high cost of loving have both, been
given plenty of publicity In Btflry and
scng, but a Denver man who was re
cently ened for breach of promise M
now thinking of the high cost of NOT
loving.
Idle rumors are Idle In name only.
As you say, Horatio, few of us arn
financiers. It wss the late lamented
George Fitch who thus diagrammed
a financier: "A financier's one who
ran make a f 2 bill grow for himself
where but one grew for somebody
'else before. If he had a dollar bill
'and needed two, he would use the
dollar as first payment on a $10 bill
and would then bond the bill for a
20 gold piece and would charge $5
for doing it. Then .he would sell an
option on the $20 gold piece at $1V
for $1 to 45 other people and then
dispose of a half Interest in the en
tire transaction for $150 $2 down
and the balance in short time notes
drawing Interest."
man dresses, but today I stood on a
street corner when a dapper young
man passed wearing one of those
wide shirt collars that so gracefully
drape around his shoulders; trousers
with a five Inch cuff on them and Im
maculate kid gloves on his hands. I
confess, that as I saw him move
across the street I felt a curiosity to
know If his underwear was held in
place by pink or blue baby ribbon.
The1 race Is'not always to the swift
est for the reason that they are apt
to get a puncture or slip a tire.
The best patronized summer fic
tion these days Is the thermometer.
My Idea of tough luck that fel
low who married a 30-ralllion-dollar
heiress and now finds he can't get
control of a single penny'ot it.
All the children regard father as
the jitney bank.
I have decided that the only living
neutral right now is the child that
has an English father, a German
mother, and is born on a French ship
manned by a mixed Turkish and Ital
ian crew, flying the Austrian flag in
Russian waters and bound for a port
In Iloumanla.
If a driver of an automobile is n
chauffeur, then the driver of a "Jit
ney" must be a "Jltneur".
I confess there are times when 1
can't repress my curiosity, In which
respect I am not unlike a woman. I
have no objection to the way any
"If you love your wife,' tell her
about it," advises a woman writer.
But she doesn't say anything about
your neighbor's wife.
It Is better to give than to receive
that's true but It depends to a
great extent on whether it Is money
or advice.
At the recent national convention
of chltopractors, that august body
declared that we would be healthier
beings If we walked on "all fours".
That may be sound advice, but just
think what an Inconvenience It would
be to Dud Detzold, Hill King. Cl
Cox, George Burke and Cy Laing
men who have not seen their toes for
years.
iffliiMiiras
Mrs. C. L. Finch arrived from Al
liance Saturday and Is visiting Mrs.
Kewburg and numerous friends In
dgemont. -Kdgemont Enterprise.
J. II. Hagerty was under the doc
tor's care the first part of the week,
but Improved enough to go up to Al
liance Wednesday evening to visit
his son. Miss Nellie Piersen of
Alliance spent Sunday with Mrs. San
quest, and daughters. Editor
John W. Thomas of The Alliance
Herald called upon us, Monday., Mr.
Thomas was enroute to Denver. The
Herald has gained quite a prestige
among the stock raisers of the west.
Bridgeport Herald.
- H. C. Gibbs of Scottsbluff was In
our city yesterday visiting with his
slaters. Miss Myrtle Gibbs and Mrs.
1 F. Jackson, between trains on bis
way. to Alliance. The Misses
Eva Duncan and Mabel Ormsby, and
Wni. LaMon of Alliance passed
through Bridgeport Wednesday on
their way to Scottsbluff where they t
attended the district Ep worth
League convention. T. J. O'-,
Keefe, register of the United States
land office at Alliance passed through
here last Saturday on his way to the
Pacific coast where he will attend
the exposition. Alliance had a
revival of crime last week. One man
bad his throat cut by a couple of
companions and was left for dead,
while a stranger committed suicide
by shooting himself through the head
with a thirty-eight calibre revolver.
It la nice to live In a city like Bridge
port where everyone la too busy and
An Alliance business man who re
turned from a visit In the east only a
short time ago tells this one on him
self, with the restriction that his
name la not to be divulged under any !
circumstances: Coming down from
Chicago to St. Louts he sought to!
make himself gentlemanly and
agreeable to the exceptionally nice
looking womnn, the mother of a
bright-laced baby boy of two years,
who occupied the seat next to his. He
bad learned that the mother waa a
native of Illinois and that she waa on
her way to Hemlngford to visit her
brother. (Another very potent rea
son why he didn't want his name
mentioned.) Toying with the baby.
I he remarked to the mother, "I sup-'
pose he is a real sucker, too," mean
ling of course, a native of Illinois. The
mother turned rather red and aald,
j "No. we had to raise him on the bot
tle." The said Alliance man says he
will be carerul hereafter In bragging
on a strange baby.
It may be safe to "Be sure your
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A New Roof
Cist be put oo the house or baru
this spring. The old shingles raii
Aot withstand the sun and atorm an
' other beaaon.
If this Job ia Dot to be done, over
again for at leaat ten years you bt
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They are good for that length of
time, anyway, and perhaps longer.
At a lower price we can aeU you
bingles not quite so good.
Lumber, too, for repairs about tbe
place,
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WANTED
We have a new order for a big lot of French war
- horses and will hold our next inspection at
ALLIANCE, NEBRASKA
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Saturday, Aug. 21 to Wednesday, Aug. 25
The following prices will be paid for horses:
Cavalry - - $115.00 '
Light Gunners 135.00
Heavy Arttillery 157.50
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