The Alliance herald. (Alliance, Box Butte County, Neb.) 1902-1922, July 22, 1915, Image 6

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    Over 90 per cent of
Business Men Fail
Men fail in business because they do not know the game.
They lack system and a thorough knowledge of their business.
The reason why so many would-be farmers fail is because they
know little or nothing of the science of farming. They think
anybody can farm and then are surprised to find that their
crops will not grow. The farmer who is always behind, who
always has bad luck with his crops, is the man who farms by
guess and trusts to luck. If he were in the. mercantile business
he would be in the hands of a receiver within a year. He is
a failure but he hangs on because the poorest farmer can get a
living out of the land if he only plows and sows the seed.
An Agricultural Education
Tho first thing a young man who intends td go into busi
ness Rhould do is to take a course in a business college. Here
he can become familiar with the first principles of business,
without which he will fail. The first thing a man who expects
to farm should do is to take a course in an agricultural college,
if he can, but if he has not the time or the money to spend in a
two-year course, he can get the same instruction at home by
taking a course in the Campbell Correspondence School of Soil
Culture. Everything is furnished books and all1 at a very
slight cost, and the best thing about it, he does not have to
leave the farm or his work.
He can choose from the following courses:
Cereal Culture Course .
Pry Farming Course
Farm Engineering Course
Soil Ullage Court -
Summer is the time to study agriculture, and the farm and
garden is the laboratory in which to work out the problems.
Don't wait for fall or winter to begin, but get bsuy now. iYou
will learn more in one summer applying your instruction in the
fields than in a dozen winters sitting by the fire.
Send for our catalog Number 3. It will not cont you a cent.
Gampbell
Gorrespondence School
Soil Improvement Course
Horticultural Course
Small Farming Course
LINCOLN
NEBRASKA
The Wardrobe
The only odorless cleaning in the City. We have the only
power machinery in Alliance for the cleaning of clothes none
of that odor found in hand cleaning. , The price is no' higher.
Try us and be convinced.
315 Box Butte Aye.
Phone 682
MONARCH NO. 1 DIP
Hie BEST For CATTLE, SHEKP, HOUSES, POULTRY And HOOS
Sure death to Lice and Ticks cures Scab, Mange, Chicken Cuol
era, Roupe and Gapes, Collar Bolls and Barb-wire cuts. Chases
Flies, Kills Disease Genua and Prevents Hog Cholera.
1 Gallon Makes 21 Gallons Fly Chaser.
1 Gallon Makes 41 Gallons Mite and Lice killer.
1 Gallon Makes 76 Gallons Hog Dip.
1 Gallon Makes 76 Gallons Sheep and Cattle Dip.
1 Gallon Makes 76 Gallons Germicide for Hog Cholera.
1 Gallon Makes 76 Gallons Germicide and Disinfectant for all
diseases.
. Sold by
F, E. HOLSTEN. Alliance, Nebr.
Guaranteed by
Roc Chemical Co., Lincoln, Nebraska
MR GRAND HOTEL
16th and Howard St., Omaha, Nebr.
A Really Comfortable Hotel for You
to Stop at
It Is Popular with Many Live Stock
Shippers. Why not You Try It Once?
RATES ARE LOW
P. W. MIKESELL, Prop.
We use a bone tipped cob
pipe as an advertisement It
is an emblem of comfort.
We will mall you a half doz
en upon receipt of a written
request for them ; or fill In
your name and address be
low, cut out this advertise
ment and mail to Her Grand
Hotel. Omaha. Nebr.. and
you will receive the half doz
en pipes by return mall;
Name
Address
I Hoc-'0 Column
The Niiperflunu Man
I am quite law-abiding as you will
aaree;
Regard murder as no nice profession,
Nor has violence any attraction for
me.
Yet I must make this candid confes
sion; ,
There's a man I detest, whom 1 sim
ply abhor
The superfluous man, let us call him.
His very existence to me Is a bore
No fate cruel enough ran befall him.
He's the man who, when you make
your way every morn
To the bathroom, gets there Just be
fore you. ,
And the greater your wrath, your
vexation and acorn.
The more he appears to adore you:
You will find him again on the
crowded street car.
Where If there's one seat that's not
taken
He just beats you to it; he knows
who you are
All your criminal Instincts awaken.
At the box office window, alas you
will note
He has managed once more to fore
stall you;
At the bank, at the depot, when
casting your vote, ;
And be does It Just simply to gall
you. . . .
So why not pass a law it would be
very fine
(You can always find someone to do
It)
To make It illegal to be ft ret In line
Or ever beat anyone to' it.
. Work!
Did y' ever go terbed at night,
clean tuckered out, 'n'dead, without
i not her ounce o' strength, 'n Jlst
'ALL Inter bed, 'n throb 'n ache in
every limb, 'n sigh ex you turn o'er
then you git up in th' mornln' -'N
you
. ' Work ' '
some. enn
If or.
Did y' ever wlsu jvu was at rest
beneath th' wilier tree, 'n never had
ter work no more, through all eter
nltee; 'n tell yerself ye're list al In
'n that ye're plum done for then
you git up in th' mornln' ,
' 'N you '
Work ' '
Some
... More.
A Modern Fable
The beasts and birds once held a
great assembly and passed many
laws governing the conduct of the
barnyard. .'. After much wise leglsla
tlon had been passed, the goat, who,
up to this time, had remained silent,
proposed a law making it compulsory
for geese and other fowl to clip their
wings. At this such an outcry arose
from the feathered denizens of the
barnyard that the goat, much abash
ed, sought to amend the, measure by
providing that all' dogs and foxes be
muzzled. Hereupon the dogs and
foxes1 decried him. accusing him of
being a false friend and a traitor.
"Well," he replted.VI proposed the
law only to oblige you, as I thought
you were my friends. I was too
dense to see your purpose, but I un
derstand it now. Hereafter 1 will
introduce measures for nobody."
MORAL: Many a man, though the
best of intentions, is often made a
goat.
Dray Phona 54
DYE & OWENS
Transfer Line
4f Household goods
f? ihvM.iSV moved promptly
it iit. ' - -m t I.
, 3-' u naiisicr worn
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Residence phone 636 and Bine 574
Breathes there a man with soul so
dend who never to himself has said:
"That editor has quite a head. I'm
glad I take his paper. He's got a
lot of grit and sand, be prints the
news to beat the band, and that s the
proper caper. He soaks the grafters
in the neck, he saves the ship of state
from wreck, he's Johnnie on the spot.
by heck, when things are in a Jum
ble. He writes the ads that bring
the dough, he chases all our gloom
and woe, he tells us all we want to
know and yet he Is quite humble.
He never gets a bit stuck , up, he's
worked since Hector was a pup, to
earn his daily bit and sup. and have
a little over. I know we owe him
many plunks, so let us shame the
other skunks and furnish him with
kale in chunks, wherewith to live in
clover," rEx.
An old railroad employee wa con
verted at a meeting and was -ked o
lead In prayer. He hesitated a mo
ment, and then wim u ireuituiiig uu,
clear, resounding voice, he said rev
erently: "Oh, Lord, now. that I have
I1itrl thee, lift up my feet from the
rough road of life and plant them
safely on the deck of a train of sal
vation. Let me use the safety lamp
known as prudence and make all the
couplings in the train with the strong
link of love. Let my hand lamp be
the Bible. And, Heavenly Father,
keep all the switches closed that lead
off into sidings, especially those with
a blind end. O Lord, if it be thy
pleasure have every semaphore block
along the line show the white light
of hope that 1 may make the run of
life without stopping, and Lord give
me the Ten Commandments for the
schedule. And when I have finished
the run on schedule time and pulled
Into the dark station of death, may
the Superintendent of the Universe
say: "Well done, thou good and
faithful servant, come and sign the
pay roll and receive your check for
eternal happiness. Gillette News.
Mtyst (liildren Hare Worm
And neither Parent or Child know
It, yet it explains why your child Is
nervous, pale, feverish, backward.
Often children have, thousands of
Worms. Think of hew dangerous
this Is to your child. Don't take any
risk. Get an original 2fc box of
Kick a poo Worm Killer, a candy loz
enge. Klckapoo Worm -Killer will
positively kill and remove the worms
Relieves Constipation, regulates
Stomach and Bowels. Your child
will grow and learn so much better.
Get a box today,
i '
Don't kick if you go to a dollar a
day hotel and find mice - in your
room. You can't get large animals
for a dollar a day.
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Vvyi;-1 ne men uiew
U You want your chew
f to have the luscious
v ' richness of ripe fruit.
,1xiti Spear Head has it.
You want to taste
that fruity flavor long
as the chew lasts.
Spear Head holds it.
FEAR HEAD)
PLUG TOBACCO
is made of the most richly-
favored red Burley.
In only a very small part
of the annual Burley crop
have thek natural juices
reached that perfect rich
ness required for SPEAR
Head.
liSW
Try SPEAR HEAD the
wArf 1 -nei rP oil
' chewing tobaccos.
THE AMERICAN TOBACCO CO.
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Automobile Tents
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This tent meets a demand for a satisfactory camping outfit pro- .
., vldlng for, the car and a convenient shelter for the tourists; No
i4 poles are required,, though the tent is more convenient If used with
two seven-foot poles as shown. Packs In a small bundle weighing
about 25 pounds In ordering give make and model of car and
' state whether tent is wanted with or without front poles. Prices
$13.50 and up.
' , We also make' the. very., highest grade of all kinds of tents,
'awnings, stack machine and wagon covers," sleeping bags, stockmen's '
bed sheets, etc. ' , r ,
Tell us what you need in canvas goods WE MAKE IT
Western-Tent and Awning Co.
. 148 No. 14th 3t., Lincoln, Nebraska ,
FARE $322
DAILY BETWEEN
Th Great Ship
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Lmv CIvUn4 S:(WP. M. - Utva buffalo - lP. M.
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CmuMctlwu at Buffalo far Niagara Kalli and ail fcaateni anl Canadian pobita. Railnwd tirk
u reaotiitf butwavn Clevvlaad and BmiTmIo ar. goad (or tauupurtauo. ob ur ataaaMra. Aak
your tiekt-t atjent fcr ti--kta via C a B. Lira.
B'taUlif nt'jr cvlorei Mrt tonal ihmsIo cWuru in both iiurmr aiul muaror hm Graat
for oar 4-pam (MrtoHl nd CFSriitiT hook If t fry.
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RED PEP'S
PHILOSOPHV
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Jrsftcrs niafte Jesse Jawes
loah like a Jentlewm
WE ARE HEADQUARTERS
For Auto Supplies and Oil and Oa
ollne
Free Air on the Curb
Alliance
Auto Supply Co.
Phone 25
THE
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REAL ISTATE EXCHANGE '
Belle, Mo.
HOTEL ROME
OMAHA
Room Without Bath $1.00 or $1.25
Room With Bath $1.50 Up
Cafe Prices Moderate
ROME MILLER
Proprietor ;
AMOVI COLLINS SADDLES
Nebraska Tent & Awning Co.
TENTS
r.' and
m- Stack Covers
i. at living prices .
If your dcalor doos not handle them write direct to ua.
AWNINGS for Stores or Residences ."t
All goods guaranteed as represented or money refunded
709 So. 16th St., Omaha, Nebr.
Kend for Price List No. JO.
BeM Saddle made. Have ht wd the
tet for SO year.
Write for Free Catalogue
ALFRED (OltMSH & (o.
SucceoiMors to t'ollins & Morrison
12IO Faruara 8t Omaha, Neb.
. WRITE FOR CATALOG
a1 4 a
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