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aet.
For aale by all druggists. Price. 25c
This Trade-mark
Eliminates AH
Uncertainty
in tin; purchase of
paint materials.
It is an absolute
(ii.ir.uiti'o of pur
jty mid quality,
lor your own
protection, sec
that it is on tlie siile of
every keg of white lead
yon Imy.
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FASHION HINTS
Foulards are liicli in favor this season
and really there is nothing more practical
and satisfactory for a gown that must fit
many occasions. The model Shown here
would be very good for a foulard, either
plain or figured. . If plain material is used.
then the neck and lower sleeves should b4
In an open work pattern in lace or batiste.
If figured silk is used then make the neck
and sleeves of net or chiffon cloth.
" Nutshell Tactlca.
The stock argument ayaiust votes for
women that they could not bear arms
In event of war is not unanswerable.
nistory Is explicit concerning wom
en's efficiency as private soldiers, and
at least one pood regimental officer
Should be credited to the weaker sex.
On the authority of Anatole France,
Joan of Arc once declared her prin
ciples of leadership :
"I Bay, In among them, and I go
In."
The soldiers of France followed, of
course. Could male regular or volun
teer belter that?
Fame.
Unci Hiram So you play base ball,
lo you, Dickey? Has your ball club got
i name?
Five-Yea r-Olil Has it got a name!
Gee! You've heard of the Rng Alley
Tannigans. haven't you, uncle? Well, I'm
their rcc'lar shortstop. We're goin' to
lehale the ei-crlmUm' stuflin out o' the
Bumtown Killygnats next Saturday!
Chicago Tribune.
Any Chans an Improvement.
Photographer Is that the most pleas
ing expression you can assume?
Sitter Yes, sir.
Photographer Then, for heaven's sake,
glare ferociously at mc !
Pain and swelling seldom indicate in'
ternal organic trouble. They are usually
the result of locnl cold or inflammation
which can he quickly removed by a little
llamliiis Wizard Oil. Try and see.
No limit lo 111 Ability.
"Now here," said the salesman, "is a
cigar I cau rec-omuiend."
"I know you can, young man," said
the customer. "I tried one of them the
ether day on your recommendation. What
I want is a brand you can recommend
without lying."
Garfield Tea has brought good health
to thousands! Unequalled for constipa
tion, liver and kidney diseases. Composed
f Herbs. Iluy from your druggist.
t aught l b rev Ton of Motbe.
An electric light trap to end the
caterpillar plrgue by destroying the
brown nun mollis that lay too rggs
from which the caterpillars are
hatched bus been devised and placed
In successful operation at I.tttau, Ger
many. The trap consists of two large
and powerful reflectors placed over a
deep receptacle Into which the moths
are drawn by exhaust funs. The first
night three tons of moths were
taught.
Jr-ina(are.
The era of universal peace had dawned.
"How delightful!" exclaimed the suf
fragettes. "There will be no opposition
now to our demands for the liullot !"
Instantly universal war broke loose
again.
Red, Weak, Wearr, Watery Ey
Bellertd by Murine Eve Ftemedy. Com
psnndd by Kiperienced I'liyslcians. Mu
lna Doesn't H-nsrt : Soothes ye l'ulo.
Write Murine Ere Kemedr Co., Chicago,
Car Uleatrated Kt Rook lit.
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Professor What was Nero's grent
crime? lirlnht Pupil--He played the
fiddle.
Teacher (dur'mt; a lesson en fowls)
Mary, what Is tin c'? Mary An cp?
Is n chicken not yd.
Itecrult Please, serjjetmt. Ive ent a
splinter in my 'a'ul. Serjeant In
structor Wot yer been doin"? Mrokin'
yer 'cad?-- Punch.
'Your fiancee seems to have a will
of her own." "Yes. unit su:net lines I
half regret lhi I'm the "-'lo bene-fleliiry."--Philadelphia
Pres. '
Scott Wherever docs Enstly get the
Idea that his JoUs are funny? Mott
Oh. lie tells them to yeuni; ladles with
pretty icetli !--l.imdon Answers.
Ill Miss Sceiand holds her ac
remarkably well, doesn't she? She
Indeed she does. S!ie has been 'JO for
nt least ten j-j-ars. -Illustrated Pits.
Dentist (to worklngmnn. who has
Just saved him from drowning! My
dear man. how can 1 express my grati
tude! Come to my house and I'll pull
every tooth In your head for nothing.
"'So your boy .losli Is an Inventor?"
"Yes." nnswered Fanner ("tirntossel.
"lie has Invented a lot o' labor-saving
devices." "What are they?" "F.xetises
for not working." Washington (I. C.)
Star.
"Mother. I've a dreadful thing to
confess to you. Past nUht. when you
told me to lie down In bed, I lied
down, but after you turned out the gas
I grounded my teeth at you In the
dark !"
Passenger Agent Here are some
post-card views along our line of rail
road. Would you like them? ratron
No. thank you; I rude over the line one
day last week and have views of my
own on it.
"I strolled into the Globe last night
nnd heard Maxll. and I want to say
right here that I think him the great
est moiiologlst In the world." "You do,
eh? You never heard my wife." Pos
ton Courier.
Farmer Honk ( musingly) They say
Deacon Klutclipemiy's wife was n par
agon before he married her, and
Mrs. Honk ( briskly ) Nothing of tho
lind! She was n Smith! I knew tho
whole family. Puck.
He was a countryman, nnd he walk
ed along a busy thoroughfare nnd read
a sign over the door of a manufactur
ing establishment. "Cast Iron Sinks."
It made him mad. He said that any
Idiot oucht to know that.
Invalid Huslmnd Did the doctor say
I was to take all that medicine? Wife.
Yes, dear. Invalid Husband Why,
there's enough there to kill a donkey!
Wife (anxiously) Then you'd better
not take It all. John ! Tit-Pits.
Former Ciistmner (after n long ab
sence) What lias become of the pretty
blonde that used to feed the hungry at
lnr'iU CCiiuter? Djrk Skinned
Walter (Jirl Pin her. What you goin
to order, sir? Milwaukee News.
"Mamma, may I play with Johnnie
Cross?" "No, (ieorgie. He's a bad
boy. Let him play with the other bad
boys." "Well. Hint's all right, mamma.
His mother Says I'm the worst boy on
the street." Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Mrs. P.'g;s Mr. Meekman Is a
splendid example of what a man ought
to be. Mr. Hog,'s 'Nut on your life.
He's a splendid example of what a
wife, two sisters, a grown-up daughter
and a mother-in-law think a man ought
to hp. Puck.
Sipilre's Daughter Would you mind
throwing your little boy Into the pond?
I want to sis- if my dog will rescue
him. Villager Certainly not. Sipilre's
Daughter I do wish you would. You're
the second weman I've asked who has
said "No." Punch.
Little 1-year-old Allen had been giv
en a "Noah's ark" on his birthday. One
day he put the animals all in. shut the
door mid sat silent for some time.
"What are you waiting for, Allen?"
asked his mother. "Waiting for It to
rain," he replied.
"I see you have my pamphlet on your
desk," said the economist. "What do
you think of It?" "It's Is-twlxt nnd be
tween," answered the heartless friend.
"It's too light tis tin argument and not
heavy enough for a pnKr weight."
Washington Star.
Pitrber (to customer) Kazor all
right, sir? Customer My dear man,
If you hadn't mentioned It I'd never
have known there was a razor on my
face. llarber Thank you. sir. Cus
tomer (continuing) I thought you
were using a file!
Doctor Why, how Is this, my dear
sir? You sent mo a note stating that
you had been attacked with mumps and
I find you suffering from rheumatism.
Patient -That's all right, doctor. There
wasn't a soul in the house that knew
how to spell rheumatism. Loudon Tlt
Plts. "What brought you here, my poor
uianT" Inquired the prison visitor.
"Well, lady." replied the prisoner, "I
reckon my trouble started In attendfn'
too many weddlu's." "Ah! You learned
to drink there, or steal, perhaps?"
"No, lady. I was always the bride
groom." Philadelphia Inquirer.
"What Is It. uiadain?" asked the man
behind the desk In an Intelligence office.
"I want a cook," exclaimed the lady,
patting the directolre knot on the back
of her bead, "and I want her bad."
"Quile lmple. madam." the clerk as
sured her. "We have no other kind."
New York Herald.
li new Her.
P.ertie, your
Nelghboi
mother la
calling you.
Pertle Ves'm, I know it, hut I fancy
she doesn't want me very badly.
Neighbor- Put she has called you
seven times already.
Perth- Yes. 1 know, but she hasn't
called me "Albert" yet.-Philadelphia
Inquirer.
Every morning a man thinks of how
much he will accomplish thut day.
ISvery night, at supper, he utilises hlu
alf for accomplishing so ll'.tla.
ISTHMUS STKEWN WITH E0TTE3.
Trip Arrnxa I'minnm I an l.irnl
Ian to a "ravonril t.lolie Trot
ter. t'r.issing the Isthmus of Panama by
rail tbe tourist );ets an excellent view
of the Culelun cut and other well
known wonders of ( orss rue! ion. but far
off from the railroad are feeders, dams,
dikes, fills nnd fpills (hat are marvels
of the englni ering world, of which the
traveler is unable to get more than n
passing glance and one has a wholly In
adequate Idea of the great canal pro
ject, w riles Archie Pell.
Fores: s w hich screen the work of the
Americans from the ees of passers by
are wonders In themselves, and afford
as delightful lews of tropical luxur
iance as h found lu P.razll. Java,
or i'y other place on earih. more dilli
ciilt of act ess, jet in .re famous on this
particular account In the public prints.
Here nnd there are cemeteries with
graves marked by crude iron crosses or
plain slabs of wood. The gvound Is
tilled the bones of men who went
to the K;ln,,i;s on some mission or
other nr.d fell a prey to fever and ma
laria. Here are the skulls of the compan
ions of tilt' Spanish explorers, here the
graves of Americans who tried to beat
their brothers to CnllfomH In lMt dur
ing the ri'.-;h for gold, tlvvr yonder is
a pntch o. land where the railroad
builders found their last sleep. F.very
where are the graves of canal diggers.
Out of oi-o consignment of S.iA.o nien
brought over by the French about tin
survived. Consequently Ihe dredges
and steamshovels dally, even hourly,
scoop up the skeletons of the unfortu
nate men whose dead bodies paved the
route for the great intcroceanle canal.
The tourists across the Isthmus will
see great flocks of tropical birds, some
of them of gaudy plumage and strange
voices, which can be heard from the car
THE OK EAT
ivindows. Turltey buzzards are perched
along the route hi every direction. In
stinct teaches them a good thing when
they see it, and there Is no happier
place for buzzards nnd vultures than
Panama.
The ride from the Atlantic to the
Pacific ocean on a moderate American
train In less than three hours should be
an event In the life of the most sea
soned globe trotter and there are many
side trips by cart nnd nmleback which
offer n veritable panorama of surprises
to the northerner. .
FAMILIES IN OLDEN DAYS.
Often Heninrkably I. a rue, According
to Authentic Itecorila.
The north of England seems to be a
fertile soil for large families, for In
17!)7 we read of n Cumberland man and
his wife, accompanied by thirty of their
children, all attending the christening
of the thirty-first child, Says the Lon
don Tit-Pits, ami In earlier years an
other north countryman, Thomas Crcen
hill, applied to t'.ie then duke of Nor
folk, earl marshal, for an augmenta
tion to Ids coat-of-anns on t tie singular
ground that he was "the seventh son
and the thirty-ninth child of one father
a ml mother."
In Conway churchyard there was to
be seen It call scarcely be there to-day
a tombstone bearing ' the following
remarkable epitaph: "Here lyeth the
hotly of Nicholas I locker of Conway,
gentleman, who was the forty-first child
of his father, William Hockcr. by Alice,
his wife, nnd the father of twenty
seven children, its:"."
If man's family be considered as In
cluding all his descendants, that of
Peter Smith, who flourished In New
Jersey in the seventeenth century, la
entitled to a high place of honor, for
at a recent annual gathering of Peter's
progeny no fewer than 7.KS met nnd
dined tigether under the apple trees in
the orchard attached to the ancestral
homestead.
In families it Is not an unknown
thing for one child to be old enough
to have a sister or brother young
enough to be Ills or her great-grandchild.
Thus the eldest son of ThoWas
Peatty of Drumeondra had passed his
"3d birthday when his youngest broth
er qualified for the cradle. When Will
lam Frost, of lialphay, near Itlpon,
li.il In 17'. his eldest child was a
sturdy boy of ss summers and his
youngest was barely lti, and the Ijtdy
pow erscourt of to-day Is half a century
older than her latest brother.
There are eases on record where n
century or more has divided the wed
ding days of father and sou. The first
earl of Leh-ester was first inarrhvl In
177."i and his son led bis second wife
to the altar In August. 1S73; while
I'apt, Francis Maude, who was married
on June t!, IS 111, was follow ing the
example Ills father. Ir1 Hawurden,
bad set Mm ninety three years earlier,
In 17"'i. Put both these eases are quite
eclipsed by that of (ien. (). Stevenson
of pristol. ho whs united to his third
wife In WU nt the ,"::e or XL', uini
whose father wis first wed In 17t. the
year of Plenheim. This seeming Impos
sibility is Hivoutiteil for by the fact
that I tie father, w ho was born In liwi,
was married for the third time at the
age of 7 nnd the general was the sou
of this late union. Thus we get Un
remarkable result of a man whose
father waa bora in Charles II. 'a reign
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wooing ntirt wedding within tbe men.
ory of many jieople still living.
SOME CURIOSITIES IN COLOR.
IIIuo llnys 1 1 ii r 1 1 I to Kuans, anil
IToru tireen Seen Farthest..
Put n growing plant tinder red glass
nnd It shoots tip very tall nnd spindly,
(ircen glass causes n similar effect, but
not quite no strongly marked. Pine
glass, on the other Intnl. seems to
dwarf vegetable growth.
A plant grown under blue glass Is
nlways smaller than Its neighbor under
transparent glass, says the Philadel
phia Press, although the conditions are
otherwise similar.
A Serb's of experiments In growing
plants tinder various colored glasuM
was conducted by Ihe well known as.
tronomir. Cainil'e Fbiininarioii. and the
results, as above, reported by to Ihe
French Academy.
Light and color are full of odd puz
zles, many of wbbh are still a gixid
deal of n mystery. Dr. Mel Flns.-u,
famous for bis clcelr!" Ilslit Invention
for tbe cure of cancer, made exhaust lv
experiments on the eiv.vts of Uahl r
various colors on the various forms of
animal life.
One or two of these were very In
teresting. For Instance, he placed a
number of earthworms in a box mvered
half with red, half with blue glass. In
every case the worms were found to
crawl nway from under the blue glass
and take shelter nu.ler the red. where
they remained qul.'e content.
A chameleon llr.ard was then placed
by tho experimenter In a sin ill box, so
that half Its body was under blue and
the other half under nnl glass, lie no
ticed that st once the part under the
blue rays turned black, while that part
tinder red light remained almost white.
It was evident that the creature was
using Ills pigment cells to protect itself
CFLFItKA CUT.
against the disagreeable effects of the
blue light.
It Is now universally acknowledged
that the blue rays are, of all the vis
ible rays which we receive from the
sun, the only t.ucs that can produce In
jurious effects upon animal or plant
life. It Is these blue rays that cau-ie
scarring In smallixix. The skin In this
disease boeomeH almost as sensitive .is
a photographic plate. If the patient is
kept in the dark no scarring results.
Put a red light Is i-qunlly harmless as
darkness nud less unpleasant to t in
patient. Sunstroke, as we call it. Is produced
not by light rays at all, but by the
chemical rays of the sun. Sunstroke
may thus be termed a photographic ef
fect, and we can therefore list? color to
fight It.
Treat tho body aa a photographer
treats his dark plates. Envelop It not
lu black, as is usually done, hut in or
ange. An orange-colored shirt nnd a
coat and hat lined with orange fabric
have actually been tried by otlleers In
India, who had to march during hot
weather. Men soj attired were certain
ly rendered Immune to sunstroke.
Certain blind persons can tell tho
color of a llower by laying It. against
their cheek. Actual experimenting
shown that blossoms of certain colors
are in reality warmer than those of
other tints.
A scientist who recently carried out
il series of sm ii expu-linents found that
dark reds and browim gave the sensa
tion of greatest warmth, while lemon
yellow was the coldest color. link is
warmer than white, but whitv, curious
ly enough is warmer than violet, blue
or yellow.
, rather odd fact about yellow l,s
that a yellow light has greater power
of penetration lu foggy weather than
a pure while one. It has bi-en proved
that the yellowish light of oil or gas
In a lighthouse lantern can be seen
farther out at sea than can the pure
while of an electric, lamp.
In clour weather and by daylight
green Is visible at the greatest distance
of any color much farther, for lnstam-c,
than scarlet, which Is usually imag
ined to be tbe most brilliant of colors.
Indeed, blue, aiid even dark gray, lira
far more visible at a distance than Is
scarlet.
The t'hrrrfnl Krraad-llunnera,
"It Is realy h pleasure, ma'am, to ob
serve how readily your little ly runs
your errands!"
"Oil, he's the loy that lives next
door. I get him to do my errands be
cause my own boy won't."
"Ah! What is your isiy doing now?"
"There be Is, rushing on an errand
for the lady next door !"--Llpplncott's.
'I lie Idea Ki tended.
"Wouldn't It Is- nice?" asked the eu
miry of the parrot."
"What would be nice?" queried the
parrot.
"If humans would only extend this
wireless Idea to cages." Faltlmore
American.
o t'hanre.
Her When are you going to sjienk
to papa?
1 1 i in Oee, I don't know! Pre tried
three times, and he's always been In.
- Cleveland leader.
England has 1 7. " X t I acre of laud
available for fort-station.
WIIAT C0L0R3 SHALL I tTSEf
this Qnrallnn Is tirnnrtnnt In Taint
Inn a Hon or Other llnlMlnnr.
A proper color scheme Is extremely
Important In painting n house. It
inal.ei all the difference between n
really attractive home, and one nt
which you wouldn't tuko n second
Fiance. Ami It makes n big difference
lu the price the property will bring on
the niiil-et.
As to the exterior, n good deal dc
poi.ds npon the size and architect tuv
of tl;e l ouse, and upon its sut round
Iiil's. for a goo 1 interior effect yon
must loiisider the si.e of the rooms
the Ik-lit. etc.
Von tan avoid disappointment by
sic ! ins: the books of color scheme
for both exterior and Interior palming
which can be had free by writing Na
tional Lead Company. I'.h:'' TrintM
Fielding, New York, and asking f i
Hi useow tier's Painting Outlit No. I't
The outfit also 1 1 it hides spec! lb -at Ions
nnd a simple Instrutueirt for tesilnp
the parity of paint materials. Fur
White 1aul whi. Ii will stand the test
In this out tit will stand ihe w eathe:
test. National I'ad Company's famuli
Duti-h Poy Painter trad 'mark on t!i
ke. is a guarantee of that kind ci
white lead.
ne.iiitlful .lns Uaratenta.
Spinning glass for practical uses
was very well known by the nnolcn;
Egyptians, nnd we are now rediscov
ering it. Spun glass has long been
known ns a curiosity. A Frenchman
In the middle of the last century de
veloped the process along commercial
lines, but died without revealing his
secrets. These seein, however. to
have been recently rediscovered lu
Oermany.
Class thus drawn out Into very tblu
threads is flexible and It Is thought It
Will be possible to spin nnd weave It
Into clothes. These garments would
be Incombustible, non-conducting nnd
impervious to acids. They can be
ben tit (fully tinted by using tluted
glass. The Insulating properties of
the glass wool would render it valu
able ns packing where It is desirable
to keep In or exclude heat. In this
case wa should be resorting to the
mineral kingdom for our clothes.
though ns yet we hnv not these
asbestos gnriucuts which could be
washed by throwing them on the Ore
"WISHED FOR DEATH.
SafTerlnifa from Kidney Trouble
M'oro Do Acute.
Mrs. Josephine Jeffery, 2-lth and
Washington Sts., Marlon, Ind., says:
"To look back upon what I have gone
through, It seems a
miracle that I live,
and 1 feel that I owe
it to Iouu's Kidney
Pills. My case devel
oped gradually. First,
backache, floating
spots before my ayes,
weakness and exhaus
tion, then a terrible
steady pain over the
kidneys nnd an extreme nervousness.
loclors Anally said there was 116 liopo
for me, but I began using Doan's Kid
ney Pills and gradualy recovered tuy
health."
Sold by all dealers. GO cents a box.
Foster-Milburu Co., Puffaio. N. V.
Cirreler Dodged l-laooln.
President Lincoln, having been often
nnd severely arraigned In tho New
York Tribune for what Mr. Oreeley
considered bis alowuess In prosecuting
the war, had said: "If he (Oreeley)
objects to my policy, I shall be glad to
have hltn state to me his views fruuk
ly aud fully. I shall adopt his If I can.
If I cannot, I will at least tell hhu
w hy. He and I should stuud together."
"If 1 were to go," said Gree!y when
the words were repeated to him, "he
would fciinply twist me arouud his
fingers, as he always does."
"Lincoln's smile would wilt uie in
half a minute," he said on another oc
casion when again urged to see the
President and have a talk with blui.
Ho is u wonderful man wonderful!
I never csn harbor a thought agulnst
him except when I keep uway from
him."
Western t anudu's Happy Prospects,
In no year since the development of
Western Canada began has spring
brought a brighter outlook thiu it
brings this year, in no preceding
spring has there been greater nssur
ance of iidfnncing development nud
prosperity. The movement of Immigra
tion has already assumed large propor
tions, and Is as desirable in character
us It Is satisfactory in volume; from
a toss the Atlantic sturdy, industri
ous and thrifty newcomers are arriv
ing hi large numbers, homeseekera
from Ontario und tbe oilier older
provinces are coming in a steady
stream, and from across the Interna
tional boundary a movement Is already
In fu'.l flow which, it is confidently
predicted, will beat the records of nil
previous years; special settlers' trains
are crossing the line, loaded with ef
fects, actuul material wealth being
thus brought into the country at the
rate of millions of dollars' worth
monthly.
Tbe movement is so uiipreis-denl ly
lai'Ke that extra Dominion Immigra
tion otllcluls have hud to be provided
at both North Portal and at Emerson,
and It Is estimated that the total num
ber of new settlers from the I'nlted
Slatss this year will be 70.m.K ut least,
uud may run well up toward KMi.tssi.
lnt year's total of new settlers from
the South was 5.1,7'.'.'!; thus the area
that will be placed lu wheat and other
grains this year will greutly exceed
that of last year. Settlers uie making
extraordinary efforts to get tin their
lands and begin seeding operations.
The price of wheat now, it way ubove
tho dollur mark, is incentive enough,
and when one has in view the splen
did results that the past few years
have shown, It Is not to be wondered
at that the pr client will be the buiiuer
year for Immigration to Canada. Ask
your ties rest Canadian, government
agent for rates of transportation, uud
ha will also Head you Illustrated
pamphlets.
PUTNAM
C4sr tmt ts fcrltstcr aa lattar cslsrs Asa aay
t'
Tlie month Way,
In the Inst generation Tyler Cobb,
Esq., ns a well known citizen of
North P.rMgcwoter now Prockton
Massachusetts. He was famous
throughout Plymouth County, says n
contributor to the Poston Herald, for
bis witty retorts and dry humor.
Never having taken a aea trip, Mr.
Cobb one day concehed tho Idea cf
making n voyage to New York. Ac
cordingly he sailed from Boston In n
small schooner.
The first day out a storm was en
countered and Mr. Cobb beennie vio
lently shk, but lifter several hours he
niusleicd up courage and strength to
look out upon tbe troubled waters.
Aa he looked from the side of the
little ship up the trough of the sen,
it seemed very smooth to him. The
captain's cutting of tbe waves was
'senseless," he told himself.
Put as this mad steering continued,
the unhappy passenger finally crawled
out, on hand aud knees to where f.u?
captain stood at the wheel, and raising
Ids video nbove the din of waves ami
wind shouted :
"Man, man, keep In the ruts, keep
in thtsure .(-sit ctnfwyp cnifwyp nifw
In the ruts!"
CURED ITCHING! HBMOIt.
nitf, I'n Inful Swelllnars Broke nnd
IHd .Not Ileal SuftVred Thre
A pun Torture Yield to Catlenra.
"I.lttle black swellinKS were scatter
ed over my face and neck and they
would leave little black scars that
would itch so I couldn't keen from
ecrntchltiK them. Larger mvell Intra
would hppenr nnd my clothes would
stick to tbe sores. 1 went to a doctor,
but the trouble only got worse. F.y
tlila time it was all over uiy nnns nnd
the upper part of my body In swellings
ns large ns n dollar. It was so ptiln-.
ful that I could not bear to He on my j
tmciv
The seiimd doctor stopped the
swellings, but when they broke the
places would not heal. I bought n set j
of the Cutlcura Remedies nnd in less
thau a week some of the places were j
nearly well. I continued until I had
used three sets, nnd now I nm sound
and well. The disease lasted three'
years. O. L. Wilson, Puryear, Teun..
Feb. 8, PJOS."
Potter Drug & Chcm. Corp., Sole
Props, of Cutlcura Remedies, Poston.
ArroBjaace of Wealth.
"What's them apples worth'.'" asked th
faruirr, stoppiuf in front of a fruit
-mud.
"In that pile?" aald tho proprietor of
the stand. "Fivt cents apipce."
"So? Well. I gutsa I'll eat about a
lime's worth."
Thereupon ba took two big red apples
out of a capacious pock ft in his over
coat nnd strolled on, placidly munching
one of them. Chlra-ro Tribune.
How's This?
VV offer One Hundred Pollara fteward for
any caso of Catarrb thai luunot U cured by
lUII'i Catarrh Cure.
K. J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, O.
We, the undersigned, bav known K. J.
Chmey.for tlie last IS years, and tielleva
blm perfartly honorable In ail business trans
actions and flnamlally able to carry out
any obllguttons niade br his Arm.
Waldixq, Kisnas k MabviS,
Wholesale llruKKlnts. Toledo. O.
rtall'i Catarrh Cure U tatcu Internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces of tlie svsleui. Teatimoutals sent
free. Price 73 cents per bottle. Bold by
all (img-glsta.
Take iUsII's Family Pills for constipation.
The Experienced twls.
The crowd around the posfoftVe
store, i after exhausting the possibili
ties of politics, local nnd national, bad
been discussing the alleged lack of the
truth-telling Instinct in Old Man Simp
kins. Uncle Fzra came in, nud Jim
l'eters suld :
"What do you think nbout it, Uncle
F.zra would you call Old Man Slmp
kins a liar V"
"Weli," answered Uncle Fzra slowly
as he thoughtfully studied the celling.
"I wouldu't co so fur ns to cull the
old uuui u Mar. but I do know It to be
a fact Unit when feedln' time come
to get any response he bus to have
somebody else cull his hogs fur hliu."
Woman's Home Companion.
A Fanioo Health Hullder.
A medicine that will demise tlie
bowels and put them In condition to
do their proper work unaided will do
more than unything else to preserve
health and strength. Such a lued lei lit
is the tonic laxutive herb tea, Lnnu's
Family Mediclue. Get a 2."c. package
to-day at any druggist's or denlcr's.
No matter what you have tried before,
try this famous herb tea.
S-cs Only W'lirn I.yluu Down.
1'hyslcluns In the Manhuttau Fye.
Far and Throat Hospital lu New York
are very much, mystified by the case
of n patient who cau see only when In
a recumbent position. He Is a youn
man. In otherwise perfect health, nud
Is nn athlete. A few months ago he
was struck In tlie face while playing
football nnd tliice thut time bus been
unable to see when islanding or Kit
ting, but when lying down his sight Is
normal. The doctors arc unable to un
derstand the case.
A Cur for Colds and Crip.
There is iucoovrnipoet-, Miitferinx and
danaar in a cold, aud the wuiuirr is tha'
people will take so few piveuutions
aeuinst cold. One or two I.un-'a Pleas
ant Tkblou (be aiire of thr name) tuki-u
when the brat snutlly fei-linit apprars. will
stop the progrvNa of a cold and save a
gr.-Ht deal of uiiiit-ce.iHurj' sufft-riiiK. Drtis
IctKtai aud dealers Keurrully nll llx-se t:ih
lels, price "jj ct-nts. If you cannot iri-t
them seud to tirulor V. Woodward,
Ituj, N. V, Sauiple free.
Atuu.a k lira k(,
Mrs. lliliuppe I'ucle Henry Is so
stupidly plfbvluii. Keully, I aui exas
perated every time he calls.
Mr. Hlj-liuppe-In what way, my
dear?
Mrs. llishuppt-Why be always ask
If our baby cries. Am If we hud one of
those old fiiHl'I'-neil luililes!
Wrs Wluslow's HiHiiuina bjrsp tor ihlld
rrn teeililng. s'-fteua Ilia aruuis. reJqcea In
tlniuiiisileii. allays palu, iuie uluil cuUu.
Uv a hot t la.
'lbs Wlnta-r .( Mis
"Wliat'a the mutter?
itlat'ooteat.
Aren't your
pictures a success'
"N.i."
"I'.ut the piipers suy they are full
of warmth."
"That's It; they are all Arctic
Hvues." Hi. e.,,.. 1 "oat.
FADELESS DYES
alkar ii: ss I Of aacttf tslsrs ill llssra, fkai if
DOCTOR
ADVISED '
OPERATION
Cured by LydiaE.Pinkliam's
Vegetable Compound
Taw Taw, Mich. "I fmfTereil ferrl
i My from female ilia,
incliKiiiiff lnflam-
! ination and conges
tion, for several
years, ily doctor
paid tlicro was no
hope for ind but aa
oix-ratioi). I begim
t'lkitiEr J.ydia E.
Pink ham's Vegeta
ble Compound, and
1 can now Bay I am
a well woman."
Emma Dj:ater.
.Another Operation Avoided.
Chicneo, 111. '"! want women to
know what that wonderful medicino,
Lydia K. l inkham'a Vegetable Com
j'ound, lias done for mo. Two of tho
lest doctors In Chicago said I would
din if I did not have an ojH-ration. and
1 never thought of Beeiiif? a well day
.gain. I had a small tumor and female
troubles so that 1 suffered day and
night. A friend recommended Lydia
E. I'inkhnm's Vegetable Compound,
nnd it mado m? a well woman." Mrs.
Ai.vena HrmiiiNO, 11 Langdon St,
Chicago, 111.
Lydia E. Plnkham's VoRctablo Com-
f'ound, made from roots and herbi,
ias proved to lie the most successful
remedy for cininp" the worst forms of
letnaie ills, mcli-amir olsDlaccmenta.
inflammation, fibroid tumors, irregu-
larities, periodic nalns. backache,, bear.
ing-down feeling, flatulency, indiges
tion, and nervous prostration. It cost
but a triilo to try it, and the result
has been worth millions to many
Buffering women.
"I find Cascarets so good that I would
not be without them. I was troubled a
great deal with torpid liver and headacha.
Xiow since ukingCaicarets Lanuy (atnae
tic I feel very much better. 1 shall ct
tninly recommend them to my friends a
the best meutciue 1 have ever seen.'
Anna Dazirirt,
Osborn Mill No. a, Fall River, Maaa,
rteatant, Palatable, Potsnt, Tills Goad.
Io Good. Never Slcksa.Wosltm or Oris.
10u. 25". Mo. Ncvtr '.J In bulk. Theieaa
Ino tabk-t stamped C C C. Uuaiacttsd to
euro or your moiiey baca. 823
Tu3 Hanson I Mnk and Sell More Mod's $3.00
& $2.60 Shaaa Than Any Other Manufacture
( tHK-siHt I s'.r I ha wfkrtr tht bnflt of ill Bint
oodi:.u m Kinit!on o tislSMi uu s&a sluu4
)to.siiri id lh oountry.
Tht a!ectlin of th. IwUhtrt (tor Mrh pirt f ifes hv
sn4 avtry fULtli of the m.k tif In artrr ttoDtxtsietit. w
luok,d tftr br tht hft ltnwvliT In the (ho indtiUr.
i i cram iuow y-s sow CftTnuiT w . 1.. unnil I
ali
sr ibm1. tob woald tlin sodani&ad whv thev sold thai
ahapa, at battar, and waa loaf ar thjjt say othar aubka.
My Method nf Jannlng iht Solet ma 01 thtm f se
Flexible and Longer Wearing than any other.
SIiom far Kv-rj Member f the Fninlly.
Ale-u, lljr, sVuiurii, M las unl '-.itllraW
K'rnl hy ih( dMUpra fireiywhrt.
PIMTiriM I '""e avmiliH uillioiit W. I. Tonytas
LfnU IIJll I i-a-'iia anil ltrli-a atmiiiH-.t 011 Iiutloia.
Fut Color EyaWts tis4 Bzelnalvaly. Oatalog aalltd fta.
W. L. DO-JULAS, l7 Sparli St., Brackloa, Mats. ,
.'a
m EIEfifJAG
PositlfelT cured bf
these. Little PUls.(
TUcy ana rellere Dla
tress trom Dyspepsia, Ia
dtffestlon and Too Hearty
Eating. A perfect rem
edy for Dlzzlneas, Nanaeo,
Urowstnoss, Bad, Taata
in the VmUu Coat
TnnjTTie, Pain In tbe Side,
TORPID LIYEtl. TftS-a
regulate tbe Bowels.
Purely Vegetable.
SMALL PILL SMALL DOSE. SMALL PRIC
Gsnuina Must Bear
Fan-Simile Signaturf
r.sFUJ? SUSSTITUTES.
VfrBKi
TOmrriwa to ADTKKTisau
1? vi
a tbU
Isas say fum saw sava 4ramtoBaa
of Wheat Land
I in Western Canada
WILL MAKE YOU RICH
50 Uusosla ix-r sere hsy tMen frown. (Wasral
a reraie arvawr than Id any fther sari of thsCaav
tinfiu. Itiidrr NVw Kiauiaii,ins it I puhuISs ts
svui s Hoim-stead M Iw acrrs I nss. aud aUaittoaa1
loo acn- at J i per acre.
" Tb (Wteluviurot of the country has
mad nv-rvetttius strides. It is a revoia
ihii. a rec rd is cuequest by sttlcmtnt
that is rem jrk able."- Kxtract tnmi cor
rewpmidence? of a Natiomtl Kditur. who
lid C'snsiia ia August last.
Tie uraiii crow of 1J will n t mxny larmsra
3n.iw i per men. GraiawaiaUs. MixaJ
Kaiwinir sot Dairyina ara I ho principal iadss
irir. Ciimaia is rxca-llcnt: Siicial ( nndilions tho
bki: Hallway Advantages unenuailed: Silussa.
clHirchcs .nid markrl clou at hand.
I.nmla may also be purchased (roiu Railway
and Land companies.
rU "LAST HIJHT WH8T"
pamplilcis, mais and lulormatioo as to
h.m to aucure loxost Kailway Kales, apply to
S l. bcott. Superintendent ol Iinmif ration,
lluaua, t suada. or E. T. Holmes, Jit; J-cfcaoa
M.,-i. Paul, Mam, and ). M. MaiLsclilan, Has
lib, Wsiertown, bo. Dakota. Aulho-il Govaaa
niriit Agents,
flsus ajl bars f no aaw Wila sdawrtlasasat.
PILES tun T.r-
UtA CO.. Dpi.
li t rialulft L'M 1
OS. MUasaa.lia. Mia
II lilllcled with
Sore Eyes, km
HOMPSON'S EYE W11ER
K. C. N. IT. . . o lti 1909.
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