Dakota County herald. (Dakota City, Neb.) 1891-1965, May 22, 1908, Image 7

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    DOOM OF THE BIO TOMATO.
Maanmotti Red Fellow f m Ww
Year Aarn Kw Rarrl? Dees.
The big tomnto hart Its day and 4M
fate hns been settled by that voice
which decides what shall and shall not
be In most matters of public Interest
that Is, public opinion says the Gar
dener's Magazine. When the man la
the street first cultivated his palatt
op to a point of liking tomatoes, grow
ers set out to provide him with Mf
fruits, which went all tight for a time.
The new varieties of a few years ago
were characterized by the alee of their
fruit, and there Is no telling what pitch
we. should have got to by now If thlags
had gone on, but the consumer put the
veto on big tomatoes, and they hive
gone under. Perhnps he admired tht
monsters when on the show board, but
when he went to the shop for a pound
of tomatoes he didn't want a single
fruit, but about four, and market grow
ers soon began to realise this.
t Exhibitors hnve followed In the sams
line, and to-day one rarely sees mons
trous fruits staged, and If they are
they are generally passed over for medium-sized
speclmi'DH, for Judges, as a
rule, have got to treat tomatoes on the
show board from a utility point of
View.
Again, the cook has had something
to do with the triumph of the medium
sized tomato, ghe plainly Indlcntetf to
the gardener that he could keep his
big fruits to show, or do what he liked
with them, but she wouldn't have them,
and now1 the four or five to the pound
variety rules supreme In the private
garden, as It does In the market estab
lishment. Raisers, too, have come Into
Hue, and the tomatoes of recent Intro
duction which are now popular are va
rieties which bour large clusters of medium-sized
fruits that are bright in
color and are not given to cracking.
Doubtless we shall have more new va
rieties as time goes on, but unless they
favor the above descriptions and are
heavy croppers .they will stand a poor
t chance, for In the tomato world to-day
quantity with quality is demanded
rather than individual size.
A Scholarly- Wit.
The quick mind of the late Doctor
Halg-Brown, master of the famous
Charterhouse School In London, was
ever ready, according to the London
Telegraph, to seize upon an absurdity
and give it a witty turn.
A fond parent once wrote, asking him
to "inter" her son at Charterhouse.
"Dear Madam," he wrote back. "I
shall be most buppy to undertake your
son."
Wctle of llnrrity.
The prize ht'ti resolved to quit laying.
"It wim so utterly absurd," she
clucked, "for a $ruO fowl to spend her
time and strength in turning out eggs at
80 cents a dozen."
Perching herself on her exclusiva
roost, she eyed the common barnyard hens
below her with lofty disdain.
cLlixirsfoennQ
acts cntlyyet prompt-,
ly on the bowels, cleanses
me system ejectu ally,
assists one in overcoming
habitual constipation
permanently. To get its
, ocnejicial effects buy
tkeuenuiw.
j r 'Manufactured by the K
1 California
Jig -Syrup Co.
SOLD BY LEADING DRUCGiSTS-KM p.-B0TTLl
TOILET ANTISEPTIC
Keeps the breath, teeth, mouth and body
antiseptically clean and free from un
healthy germ-life und disagreeable odors,
which water, soap and tooth preparations
alone cannot do. A
germicidal, disin
fecting and deodor
izing toilet requisite
oi exceptional ex
celleitce and econ
"omy. Invaluable
for inflamed eyes,
throat and nasal and
uterine catarrh. At
drug and toilet
stores, SO cents, or
by mail postpaid.
Large Trial S2ir.pl!
WITH "HEALTH AND GOUTY" BOOH atNT raft
THE PAXTON TOILET CO., Boston, Mass.
What m SatlAr fun t.riir.
WESTERN GANADA
IS0. AS?Z Criv:,owiji Und FREE.
35 to 50 Uu.h.l, LWUr to Ih. Acr.
cd La w. L"uf ," a?d Elding. REE.
" Low 1 tiling.
ItuZt . S''?4 f'Mi- nd Uw Rata.
r jA t Mau for all Production.
Good -Um.. d rrft Hailb.
Caaac. for Profu.bU I.tm.nU.
Borne of thelcholcest aTBlh-produclnir lands la
beMitl"ul d prosperous sections
Revised Homestead Regulations
by which entry may bt made by proiy (on certain
conditions), by the (athT, mother, son.datiirliiur.
Si-other or slater of Intending homrsteiiUer
M .Vn ''liS '"Cm C"B? '1U w- for pamphlet.
Law Best West." particulars ks to rat's, routes!
Best time to go and where to locate, apply to
W. D. Scott Superintendent of Immirailon.
Pttsa, Lansds. or E. T. Ho'mes. n Tackson
St.. St. J-.ul. Mmn. and J. M MacUcnUn! ho.
Ii6, Watcrtowo. bo. Dakota Aulbonied CJuv.ru
Stent Afc-ruts
flaaas ear a bars fee saw tats ad wtleeiaeal.
pi
"I understand the now mafcnslne has
a high standard." "Indeed It has. It
wont up yesterday." Atlanta Constitu
tion. Kcdd What kind of a mnchlne havs
you got uowt Greene A runabout; It
will run about a block, and then stop.
Yonkers Statesman.
Authoress I'm very hnppy In my
married life. I find my husband such
a help. Friend Indeed! Does hs
cook, or write? Fllcgende Hlaetter.
"Maude was i:fralu the girls wouldn't
notice her engagement ring." "Did
they?" "Did they 1 Six of them rec
ognized it at once." Cleveland Tlaln
Dealer.
"I hear yer frlen' Tamson's mnrrlct
ngaiu." "Aye, so he Is. He's been a
dear frlen tne me. He's cost mo three
weddln jiresents nu' twa wreaths."
Loudon Tlt-Blts.
"Is your husband voracious In his
appetite, mndaiu?" "I can't say as he
Is. doctor. He'll eat nnythlnk" and ev
erythlnk ns long as there's anythlnk
to tut." Ilaltinuire American.
lie If you refuse me I shall go out
and hang myself to the lump-post In
front of your house. She Now, George,
you know father said he wouldn't have
you hanging around here. Life.
"Ever seen Congress In session?"
"No,'! replied Farmer Coboss, "but I
know how it looks. I hev a hired man
who kin git as busy doing not bin' as
anything ou earth." Washington Her
ald. Mr. Newly wed Hut, my love, why
ore you weeping? Mrs. Newlywed
Oh, John! John! I Just peeped into
the kitchen and saw that cook has
on her traveling gown. Harper's
Weekly.
"I want a man to do odd Jobs about
the house, run on errands, one that
never answers back and Is always ready
to do my bidding." "You're looking for
a husband, manni, not a man." The
Jewish Ledger.
Ill Tragerdy Yes, vre oioned In Osh
kosh. Lowe Comerdy And what did
your audience think of your "Ham
let?" Hi Tragerdy Wey er he went
out before I had a chance to nsk him.
Philadelphia Press.
"Cheer up, old man," said the consol
'ing friend. "You know love laughs nt
locksmiths." "Yes, 1 know," replied
the dejected lover. "But her father
ain't a locksmith; he's a boilermaker."
Detroit Free I'ress.
He So your father thought I want
ed to marry you for our money. What
did you say? She I persuaded him
that you didu't, and then he said If
that was the case you didn't have any
sense The- Jewish Ledger.
"Willie, did you put' your nickel In
the contribution' box In Sunday school
to-day V" "No, mamma! I nst Eddy
Lake, the preacher's son, if I couldn't
keep it an' spend it for candy, an' he
gave me permission." Denver News.
"Young man." said the pompons In
dividual, "I did not always have this
carriage. When I first' started in llfo
I had to walk." "You were lucky,"
chuckled the youth. "When I first
started In llfo I couWn't walk." The
Catholic News.
Xell lie doesn't know anything
about the little niceties of paying at
tention to a girl. Helle Why, I saw
hint typing your shoestring. Nell
Yes; but he tied It In a double knot, so
It couldn't come untied again. Phila
delphia Kecord.
What you Want Is a stenographer
who Is rapid and absolutely accurate."
"Weil," answered Mr. Wiggins, "rapid'
ity Is all right, but ns to accuracy
well, I don't want to be held down
strictly to my own Ideas of grammar."
Washington Star.
Miss Cutting I see by the paper
that nil the swell set was at the As
sembly ball last night. Miss Mcliluff
Yes; I expected to be there, but was
prevented Miss Cutting The Idea!
I hfipe the doorkeeper wasn't rough
with you, dear. Catholic Standard and
Times.
Tommy Do you believe it is fortu
nate to be the seventh son? Mickey
Naw! I'm the seventh son. Tommy
But the fortune tellers say the seventh
son has all kinds of luck handed down
to him. Mickey Huh! All I hnve
handed down to me Is me six brothers'
old clothes. Chlcugo News.
First Gentleman (entering the apart
ment of second gentleman) About a
year ago you challenged me to fight
a duel. Second Gentleman (sternly)
I did, sir. First Gentleman And I
told you that 1 bad just got married,
and I did not care to risk my life
at any hazard. Second Gentleman
(haughtily) I remember, sir. First
Gentleman (bitterly) Well, my feel
ings have changed ; any time you want
to fight, let mo know. Human Life.
r.iploalve l'rie of Water.
Water, looked upon as the. tamest of
liquids, is as gn at nn explosive as dy
namite uniler certain conditions. In
one day water breaks up more earth
anil rock than all the gunpowder, gnu
cotton and dynamite In the world do In
a year. These explosives can be con
trolled by human agency, but wnter
does not hold itself accountable to man.
It runs Into the ground, freezes, ex
pands and splits the soil into little
pieces. Finding a crack In a huge rock.
It repeats the sume process, forcing it
asunder. If frozen iu the pores of a
tree It often exploden with a report like
a gunshot and the force of a dynamite
v)otub. Popular Mechanics.
Iu Guarded Tune.
rtichuu Money talks, you know.
Poorun Yes, I know ; but when It
couverscs with nio it never speaks
above a whisper." Illustrated Bits.
If there is one tiling u garrulous
man detests more th.m another it U
a talkative woman.
Sometimes there is trouble brewluf
ta a brewery.
I . A THICK OF MEMORY.
Memory Is one of the most useful
and least trustworthy of our faculties.
"I mind It weel, bnt 1 hae ma doots o'
ma mind!" said a canny Scotchman In
the witness box. A wholesome charity
for the mistakes of others was learned
by a certain woman from her own ex
tericnee. She was about to cross the
continent for a threo months' visit.
On the day of her departure she went
to the safety deposit vault where bIic
kej.t her valuables, ami said to the
manager that she wan ted "To take her
box, with Its contents, to her lawyer's
office for an hour. Could he arrange
that for her? The manager assented,
and wrapped the box It) a newspaper,
that It might make an Inconspicuous
bundle.
The day passed and the woman did
tot return. The next morning. Inquiry
revealed the fact that she had gone on
her Journey. The manager was curious
enough to ask her lawyer If he knew
anything about the box.
"She left here Intending to take It
directly to you." said the lawyer.
That was enough to Justify a tele
(rram, as soon as the woman had reach
ed her destination, six days later. Tel
egram : "Where did you put your safe
ty deposit box?" Answer: "In the
rault where it belonged." Telegram:
"It is not there. Return at once."
Another week passed In wretched
suspense for everyone concerned. When
the woman arrived, she was In a state
f nervous rage, and ready to accuse
the officials of every crime In the cnl
endar. She declared she had driven
straight from her lawyer to the vault.
The manager had himself let her in,
and talked with her. Her story was
complete in all Its details. But the
FRENCH MAKE MONET REARING ANGORA BABBITS.
a3
COMBING THE HAIR, TICKING IT, AND PACKING FOR MARKET.
Thrifty French men and women make tidy sums of money rearing An
jora rabbits, and selling their hair or ileece. which is woven into a superior
quality of cloth much like silk, and is worn next the skin by those afflicted
with rheumatism, who say they derive benetlclnl results. The better the
animal Is nourished and cared for, the longer, finer and thicker Is the hair.
The rabbits are also consumed for food. It Is said thnt with proper care
each rabbit may be made to yield a net profit of three dollars a year, and
the occupation is very plensant
records of the deposit company did not
substantiate it. That cast doubt enough
on It so that It seemed worth while
to look up the cabman who had driven
the woman on that fateful day.
He was found. He remembered the
circumstance well.
Had he any recollection of stopping
anywhere else? Scratching his grizzled
Load, he slowly retraced the course,
and then said, "Why, yes ! We stopped
at the bnkeshop ou the corner of 3d
street, and you went in!"
Here was the clew. A hasty visit to
the bakery revealed the newspaper bun
dle tucked away on a high shelf, with
Its precious contents undisturbed.
There it had stood for a fortnight,
while a woman and a hnlf-dozen men
were staying awake by night and fret
tine hv dav. accusing each other of
lying and stealing, alt because one
' J- ..T. .. J . . 1 . 1 . . , i. 1 .w . 1 r.f Vint.
performance and Imprinted a lie on
the tablets of her memory. Youth's
Companion.
NO LONGER LOVED.
Vloleta Parcliaaed Only by Old-Faah-loned
Men Who Say "Thanls You."
If a straw may show which way the
jvlnd blows, says a well-known news
paper writer, then a violet may also
lerve as'a vane to Indicate the passing
eephyrs of society. J
In the present vanishing of the violet,
there Is no better indicator of this radi
cal change between the wotnnn our
fathers used to call "mother" as she
stitched and sewed nnd smiled mion
tier little brood, supremely happy with
the bouquet of violets that sometimes
graced her gown, and the smart, up-to-date
Mrs. B.
Formerly when flowers were distinct
ly emblematic, deep with esoteric
meaning, there was no greater compli
ment than to be presented with a bunch
of violets. Poets tho world over, since
Adam delved and Eve went vloleting,
have rbapsodlod over the womanly sig
nificance of Its quiet fragrance. From
first reader ditties about the "mossy
dell where the humble violets grew,"
to Napoleon's eloquent tribute as he
plucked it as the springtime emblem of
his returu from Elba, and also of Jo
sephine's devotion, everywhere from
garret to throne, It lias nodded Its low
ly bend, with a success undreamed of
by haughty garden benutles. Modesty,
sweetness, Innate gentility these
glowed in the deep blue of each fra
grant messenger. But, gracious alive,
who wants to be that nowadays?
"Violets? Dear me! Don't get those,"
aid the florist with a prescient glance
like an up-to-date Sybil with a fat bunk
account. "They're way out of style.
No one ever buys violets any more!
They're too little, too modest," she
pointed to a few meager bouquets that
looked very modest Indeed, drooping on
their wilted stems.
"They're not half showy, enough, not
quite correct," she beamed, with defi
Blte finality, "and oue might Just as
well bo out of the world ns wut of the
style, you kuow. Of course they're
sweet and pretty and fragrant, nnd all
that," she said, giving them u vigorous
shake, as though they needed a course
In gymnastics. "But who wants any
thing like that. Indeed? '
"Oh, yes, sometimes some men, the
old fashioned kind, that wear silk hats
and say 'thank you,' ovasionHlly buy
them, and then, too, when u girl Is In
; mourning and can't wear anything
else, there Is a slight demand, but to
send violets to a girl" she held up hef
hands In horrcr.
"Why, I am sure she'd give them to
the cook."
"Well, what do they like?" I asked.
For answer I was treated t a glnnco
thnt would have been a credit to an
emigrant Inspector.
"Like?" echoed shnrp-eyed Sybil.
"Why, .inythlug thnt stunds out, shows
off; lets everylsxly know thnt you're
wearing them. sKaks for themselves;
that's what they wnnt."
She swept by a bower of roses, dusky
with velvet beauty, and ilnted to a
great patch of gaudy orchids.
"There! there!" she exclaimed.
'That's the kind that makes the hit:
Just look at tlK'tn. There won't be one
left after the bnll to-night. Of course.
I'll have to fall hack on the roses to
help out, but It'll be those bright ones
there." she pointed to a crimson blot
staining some snow-white hyacinths In
the case beyond. "You know," she con
fided, "I do Ixlleve some girls would
wear sunflowers If they were only fash
ionable. Those chrysanthemums and
bright flowers do make an awful hit.
and ns for orchids" I followed her
forefinger trying to find some mythical
meaning other than a loud plea for
dollars and cents. 'Those, of course,
are most expensive, and therefore best
of all."
"Violets." she shook her hood, "beau
tiful and fragrant and tenderly sincere.
If you like, but old-fashioned, dread
fully old-fashioned, and not oven to bo
considered, you know."
A ROTHSCHILD STORY.' ,
The Iteward thnt Came to a Student
with m Heart.
Old Itothsehlld stories are popular
now in Europe. "Some are true," says
nn English writer, "some are only
clever, and mnny are simply Inven-
tlons. But nil are read with Interest."
Here is one from the Bystnnder, Ixn
dou : ,
"At a luncheon given by Empress
Eugenie at the Tuilerios the tiead of
tho Paris house of Hothschlld was seat
ed opposite a great painter. Itoth
sehlld was not blessed with good looks
nnd had. moreover, nn expression of
distress nnd resignation combined. The
painter could not take his eyes oft" him,
nnd tills worried Itothsehlld not a lit
tle. After the meal he asked the paint
er why ho hnd taken so great nn Inter
est In him, nnd to his great amaze
ment the painter Informed him thnt he
had studied him ns n model for n beg
gar in a picture lie wiis then evolving.
Rothschild's face brightened, nnd ho
said, 'I will sit for you. And he did.
One Jay when ho wos, losing a pupil
of the painter's wns so touched by tho
expression of woe oii the face oi the
model thnt he slipped a five franc piece
into the 'poor man's' hnnd and vanish
ed before nn explanation wns possible.
The next day the young man received
400 as Interest on ills well Invested 5
francs."
CHASE FOR TITLES.
Man? Are Ileal, but Othera Are
Merely AnmiiimmI.
At least fifty titles re or less au
thentic, have been captured by Ameri
can women in France. How many are
real? A good proportion. Others nr!
papal ; others merely assumed. Since
titles were abolished In France the
"aristocracy" hns Increased fivefold.
There are five times as ninny dukes,
counts nnd nil that In republican
France to-day, snys Vance Thompson
l.i the Broadway, as there were in the
royal France of old. They spring up
like mushrooms. There Is no law
figalnst your butcher assuming the ti
tle of the Marquis de Tele do Venu If
it so pleases him. And therefore conies
It that many a girl does not get what
sl.e pays for poor child!
However, authentic titles register
ed In the Almanach tie Goth are go
ing cheap these days, tine of the best
knowu American women In Paris
makes an excellent living ns a mar
riage broker. I have seen one of her
lists which wns brought to the atten
tion of u girl with money money
mad", curiously enough, out of wooden
toothpicks. Among the titled men of
fered to tho wooden toothpick heiress
were Due de Montmorency, the Count
de Chateaubriand and the Prince de
leccn. She hasn't chosen yet. I ro
('Uiii:emleil the Prlni-o de Leccn. He
Is of the Corslcau branch of the Co
lotinas and has been trying to marry
an American girl for years and years.
Of course he has no money, but til
title is a gotid one. He Is known as
the knight of the sorrowlul visage;
he writes verses.
"Take him." I said to the heiress.
"Why?" she asked.
'Because he looks like a toothpick."
But she didn't like the reason.
Copper to Slei-I Wire.
A Parisian metallurgical engineer
claims to have perfected a process of
welding copper to steel wire so as to
make a iion-eorroslvo coating. Many
advantages, it Is said, will result from
tho use of this new wire, such us high
tensile strength und elasticity, com
bined wllh smaller surface exposed to
wind and sleet Hum would be (lie easu
Willi iron wire or the k:iuio conductiv
ity. This wire Is especially useful over
long spans, as ole Intervals may be
rueb greater vvUeu it lo used.
Hint to lloueekeepera.
A penny spent on a receipt file will
often save pounds In litigation. Judge
Emdcii In Hey r olds' Newspaper.
Gsrfleld T Is of particular benefit
to those subject to rheiimatlmn and (out I
It purine the blood, clvanwa the system,
and eradicate disease. Drink before re
tiring. Our Namea Lark Color."
At an early period, and Indeed well
toward the beginning of modern his
tory, proer numea told something ns
to paternity, occupation and habita
tion. To-day they are quite colorless.
A new Ulysses would no longer be
Lner tides. No Peter Indicates that he
Is the son of Paul. A Carpenter or a
Weaver Is likely) to be a Illy fingered
stock broker. Even the place names,
complains the Nation, have pretty
much disappeared, except In the case
of nobility, and since the average gen
tle family has not for years lived on
Its titular est at ps, or perhaps baa had
none at all, our new Gastons de Folx
give us a name as sapless at John
Jones. London Chronicle.
JaatlSed.
"You are charged with having knock
ed your wife down, blacking both of
her eyes and loosening two of her teeth.
Have you nuythiug to say for your
elf?"
"She hud It com In' to her, your faosv
or.
"What did she do or say that could
In any way JustLfy such treatment on
your part?" -
"She said I didn't love her no more.n
Houston Post. ,
Out of the Dim Past.
Samuel Woodworth hod Juat written
'The Old Onken Bucket."
"Nothing in it!" he muttered as he read
It over and rellected upon the probable
price it would bring.
But posterity evidently found some
thing in it.
. ITCHING RASH 18 YEARS.
nirl'a Itaah Spread aad Grew Worao
tndrr Specialist! Care Partaet
Cure by Cutleura Henird.Ua.
"When my daughter was a baby she
hnd a breaking out behind the ears.
The doctor said that she woutd out
grow It. and It did get aoniewhnt bet
ter until she was about fifteen years
old. and after that she could get noth
ing that would drive It away. She wns
always applying something In the way
of salves.- It troubled her behind the
knees, opposite the elbows, back of the
nock nnd ears, 'under the chin, and
then It got on the face. Thnt was
about three yenrs ago. She took treat
ment with a specialist and seemed to
get worse all the time. We were then
advised to try the Cutleura Ilemodlos,
and now I don't see any breaking out.
M. Curley, 11-19 Sixteenth St, Bay
City, Mich.. May 20. 100fl.H
Mntrliiioiiinl Confidence.
Mr. Billus I wish 1 could find ioiim
wny'to make the hair grow on that bald
spot of mine. ,
Mrs. Billus Don't do it. John. Thnt's
the only feature you've got Hint ever
seems to smile.
Ak Your Dealer for AUen'a Foot-Taae
A powder to ahake Into your shoes. It rrata
the feet. Cures Corns, Uunlona, Swollen,
Bore, Hot, Callous, Achlnsr, Sweating feet
and Ingrowing Nails. Allen's Kont-Raao
makes new or tlcbt abaes easy. Bolu ly all
bruKglsta nnd Shoe Stores. 25c. Sample
mailed FREE. ' Address Allen 8. Olmsted,
La Kojr, N. Y.
I'uelu Jfrr).
"Speakin' of these here State charita
ble ins'tutions." ' remarked I'ncle Jerry
Peebles, "I reckon they ain't ns black as
HI' IV 11
Bjpy'P!
they're painted nor as white as
whitewashed,''
Good for Bora Byes,
for over 100 years FETTIT'S EYE
SALVE has positively cured eye diseases
everywhere. All druggists or Howard
Bros., Buffalo, N. T.
Mix I'eeullarlty.
"My lmslntid bus such n curious fad.
He's making a collection of fine silk um
brellas dozens and dozens of them."
"That must be a pretty expensive fnd."
"Well, of course, I er don't know
bow much tliev cost liiin."
The hands of the housewife will be
kept soft and white and free from all
chap, redness or roughness If borax is
used.
Itiiiiruuir . mi' itudlmi-ata.
"What a sinnuiur looking counter
pane!" vnid tlu eminent physician.
"Counti rpnne !" exclaimed his wife.
"Yet you sre auppoNcd to be one of the
greatest mil Imritics in the country on
brain diseases f
"I foil to see the connection."
"That's s crazy tn lit. you ninny."
Mrs. WIiikIiiw'h Southing- Syrup for Child
ren teetliliit;. softeus the guius, reduces In
flHiuiniil Ion, ullays puln, cures wlud colic.
!!, a bottle.
O, Profeaaurt
The professor was complimenting the
violin virtuoso on the excellence of his
pluying.
"By t lie wny," he said, "do you ploy
the 'Iloctor of Iiivinily'V"
"That is a piece I hnve never heard
of," answered the violinist.
"Never heard of il '." exclaimed tho
professor. "Fiddle I). 1J. !" Chicago
Tribune.
I'mrlleal.
Sound pructlenl advice given by a
misanthrope : If ever you tdiould be at
tacked by night, never shout "Mur
der!" for no one will Isithcr about you.
Yell "Fire!" and everybody will be out
of doors iu a i'.-Jy.
H. V. N. I'. . . No. 31 I DOS.
PUTNAM
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aajr aiousl wilsoui rtyist start. Wi.u Ui hM i.ufcirt-n,, u 0s.-l"U sail Mu Cslira.
Breakfaat Table Iteveaare. I
Breakfast Is an excellent meal to
which to Invite one's enemies. There
would le a certain wild Joy In drag
ging one's best hated friends ont of
their comfortable beds at unearthly
hours of the morning and then provid
ing them with a "good, honest, whole
some, hungry breakfast" which they
probably could not eut. Loudon Genl
tk.voman.
Seattered Far sii Wlda.
Enstsrn Housekeeper Do you have
any difficulty In keeplrg good girls la
the West?
Western Housekeeper (from a natu
ral gas town) Great difficulty? Every
once In a while the girl lets the gas run
too long before lighting It, and we have
to look about for a new girl. No use
looking for the old one. New York
Weekly.
A cooking school and nursery nrt
among the innovations st the First Pres.
hjterlan church in SrnMI.
FOUND THE CAUSE
Arte (Is Years of Mlaery
mm
Wroaar Treat meat.
John A. Knders, of Robertson avenn.
Pen Argyl, Pa., Buffered for Big years
with stinging pain In the back, violent
headaches and dlzsy
t-pells, and was as
sured by a specialist
that , his kidneys
were' a I 1 right,
though the secretions
showed a reddish,
brick-dust sediment.
Not satisfied, Mr.
Enders started using
Donn'B Kidney Tills. "The kidneys be
gan to act more regularly," be Bays,
"and In a short time I passed a few
gravel stones. I felt better right away
and since then have had no kidney
trouble."
Sold by all dealers, 60 cents a box.
Foster-Mllburu Co.. Buffalo. N. Y.
Sympathy.
"It's a serious thing, Verena," sighed
Mrs. Upmore, "to be Ibe wife of a man
s ho holds a public office. It demands so
much of his time, and keeps him awsy
from his home."
"I, know Just how you feel, ma'am,"
laid the elderly domestic. "My first hus
band was the grand imperial outside
guard of the Amalgamated and Solidified
Order of Fuxzy Uuxsiea, and sometimes
he was that busy try in' to remember the
signs nnd prips t hat I couldn't get a word
out of hi iu nil day Inn?."
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them like candy, and they will work gently while you sleep.
They cure, that means they strengthen the muscular walls of the
bowels, give them new life. Then they act regularly and natur
ally. That's what you want. Cure gu-anteed. Be sure yoil
get Cascarets. Sample and booklet free. Address
Sterling Remedy Company, Chicago or New York.
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Rices. roR cvcrv
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MCN, B0V8. WOMEN, MISSES AND CHILDREN.
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Chicago
TO
New York
VIA
LnKEOSHU
LEAVE CKICAfiO tiOOA.M.
ARRIVE NEW YORK 9il5 A.M.
All Incoming morning trains
from the West, Northwest and
Southwest connect with this train
in Chicago, and oa-arrival to Mew
York passengers are landed In
Grand Contra1.
Station
The ONLY railroad terminal in
New York City. Right tn the
heart of the hotel ana residence
district Subway station under
same roof. 15 minutes to Brook
lyn without change.
A daylight ride along" Lake
Michigan, Lake Erie, through
the Mohawk Valley and down the
hlstorlo Hudson- River.
CALL ON O ADDRESS
L W. LANDMAN. O. W. F. A.
La Salle St Station,
Chicago, III.
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Paaaenger Trarflo Manager
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"20-MULE-TEAM" BORAX
Products and Exchange them Free
For Valuable Premiums
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Addross PACiriC COaSI 00 BU CO, CDICA60, ill
For Infants and Children.
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Always Bought
In
Use
For Over
Thirty Years
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About the first thins: the doctor
says How are your bowels ? ,
Then, "Let's see your tongue."
Because bad tongue and bad
bowels go together. Regulate tht
bewels, clean up the tongue. Wt
all know that; this is the way to
keep well.
You can't keep the bowel
healthy and regular with purgetj
or bird-shot pills. They move you
with awful gripes, then you're
worse than ever.
Now what you want is Cascarets.
Go and get them today Casca
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