Dakota County herald. (Dakota City, Neb.) 1891-1965, April 23, 1904, Image 3

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Squirting Manio.
. A. H. Wheeler ot Geneva, N. T., has
fecently Invented a music squirting
lose, which Is capable of distributing
nuslc to any considerable distance,
already twenty families are being en
tertained by his nightly concerts a hun
Ired miles away, and nil at the Mine
time, every nte reaching the ear dis
tinctly. There Is about slsty feet of
irdlnnry rubber tubing, one end being
ittachcd to the diaphragm of a phono
graph machine ami the other end to
lie transmitter of the telephone. Mr.
Wheeler has succeeded In getting the
tound Into the transmitter of the tele
phone in sucU a way that the harsh
(fleet on the other end of the wire Is
fntlrely eliminated.
Ana That's No Me.
"History invariably repents itself,"
aid the fetnule who hns a mania for
quotations.
"Yes, with the exception of one's own
personal history," rejoined tho coutrary
i
man. "That is always repeated by one's i
seighbors.'
This Never Happened.
Hp What a beautiful complexion you
l.ave, Miss Itnddingtou.
She Oh. I'm so glad you like it, Mr.
Hugging. It's a new brand I'm trying,
and It is ever so much cheaper thuu the
kind I fon-crly used.
Ovarian
Trouble and a terrible operation
avoided. Mrs. Emmons tells
how she was saved by the use
of Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound. '
"TJiab Mnu. Pikkham : I am so
5 leased with the results obtained from
iydia 12. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound that I feel it a duty and
a -privilege to write you about it.
' 1 Buffered for more than five years
-with ovarian troubles, causing an
unpleasant discharge, a great weak
ness, and at times a faintnesa "would
come over mo which no amount of
medicine, diet, or exercise -eeemed to
correct. Your Vegetable Compound
found tho weak spot, however, -within .
a few weeks and saved me from
aa operation all my troubles had
disappeared, and I found myself once
more healthy and well. Words fail to
-describe the real, true, grateful feeling
that .is in my heart, and I want to tell
every sick and suffering sister. Don't
dally with medicines you knew noth
ing about, but take Lydia E. Pink
Tmui's Vegetable Compound, and
tako :my word for it, yon will ie a dif
ferent woman in a short time." Mbs.
Lattba Emmons, Walkerville, Ont.
95000 forfeit If original f atxwa tetter proving
tgenuiiTtnesa cannot be prodipoed.
Don't hesitate to write to Mrs.
Finkham if there Is anything
about your sickness you do not
understand. No woman ever
regretted writing her and she
has helped thousands. Address
Lynn, Mats.
W. L. DOUGLAS
S4.0Q, $3.50, $3.00, $2.50
UNION CUnCC BEST IN
MADE OrlULO THE WORLD.
"W.L. Douglas shoes
are wtirn by more
. men thun any other
make. Tlie reason
3s, they hold their
shave,ra;better,wcar
longer, aud nav
greater intrinsic
value than any
other shoes.
Sold Everywhere.
l.nnk Am Mum. nnd u i ' i i- r ttm Ibottu
Douglus uaoa Curium Coltskla. nrhtah I
"vry where conceited tobet lie fluent la tent
. LrRt'her yetFrwlHcefl. Faet Color ielete used.
Shot hy mail. witiertra. Writ for Coming.
W. I 11 LOLAS, Urocktea. Maa-
RTEXICAN
Mustang Liniment
cures Sprains and Strain.
60,000 AMERICANS
were welcomed to
lWesfern
Canada
during last Year
Tir oottlod tuid tettllnv oil th
(limiii and Urftalnf Lild,Uid X pro.
!! OHM and Btitrittl.
ir Wilfrwt lAiirler rrontty u1d: A
new t-tar h- rlvn upon tta hurUon,
aii n toward H that UniiilirrHUl
wImi ifATftM tlie land of UIm anrmlorf U
roine and k a liuiiia for lilmKttlf now
tutiiH hit traxe" CuHdav Thai It
ROOM FOR MILLIONS
VTlJ3n HnmnlForii (tlTcn '
UHtiy. Mt'liooU, hiii'chi'-a. Hull" 1
vi. fi, Mut Hmuliticry !
laluc to be deal red.
Fnradaacriptlra Atlaa and othr In- .
friiia(inapil)' to Hi -KHisrKM.it.kT u
liiihaTiM. Ottawa, fanaila; or autliv
i Canadian tioTermnent Atretic
T. Holin-, tS JnrkMn Ht , Ht. Paul, Minn.iW. If
KCnr. Hi Ufl; Wal-rtoil, Knntb Iukita;W. V, iitll ;
liAtt, bul .Saw ttk Ldm liuildiiitf, Oiuaha. Nab. j
MOTHER CRAY'S
SWEET POWDERS
FOR CHILDREN,
A OrtaiD Our lor FrTrrlxUnrns,
. ,i . I . ..I .
J ' ' sioiam k Trouble, IVethliia-
oMuVsrs,. U'.""-'.. fhIi;.mkVohl.
".'h- s,,amV"VK1KuT1,c',
wvJrJrkCitF. A. S. OLWSTCD, Ln Roy, ti 'f.
aiiMiFfn"! ji e n n w i-a
Li A severe case of
WW
Ociie x en miiiiuii DUACb ii x ear.
TH FAMILY'S FAVORITE MEOIOINE
S,, CAlDY CATHARTIC
BEST FOR THE BOWELS
A Tale ot Two Cltlee.
Notwithstanding the disparity In sit
between Seattle and Taeoma, the riv
alry In other respects between the two
cities Is as keen as In their earlier
days', when they were young "booru"
towns.
A curious Instance of this la seen In
the names by which the towering
mountain that lifts Its tali peak to
the southeast Is known In the two
places. In Taeoma It Is treason to call
It anything else than "Mount Taco
ina," while In Seattle It is "Mount
Itanler."
A traveler when about hnlf-way be
tween the two cities saw two boys
fighting by the roadside. Before he
could separate them one of the boys
pot the other down, and after banging
the victim's face Into the soft ground,
sat pnntlng but victorious astride of
him.
, "What's the name o' that mountain
now?" the victor demanded In oinlt-
ant tones.
It's ," humbly replied the
vanquished lad. Tr- effort to free his.
mouth from the mud and grass which
bis opponent had rubbed Into It made
the answer unintelligible to the travel
er; but the victor was satisfied, and let
him up.
Japanese Courage.
The little men of Japan who have
Oared to face the Russian bear can
Hive the world -many thrilling stories
of courage, says V. C, and many of
clever stratagem as well.
One of the powerful nobles of the
olden time was forced to flee from his
cr.emy lu haste. He hid in n barrel
ind was borne away by servants, who,
nectlng the enemy, dec lured that the
barrel contained food.
"If there Is anything living In it
there will be blood on my sword," said
the nobleman's enemy, and thrust his
weapon into the barrel. It went
through the hidden man's legs aud
made a terrible wound. Hut he, with
(UICK tllOUgur, wipeu lue uiiiuc uu uic
hem of his garment as It was drawn
out, so that It went out clean and he
was not discovered.
Dmigrons Neglect.
It's tue neglect tof bnek
che, sideaebe, pain In
the hips or loins that
finally prostrates the
strongest body. The kid
ney warnings are serious
they tell yon that they
are unable t filter the
lody's waste, and poison
from the blood the sew
ers are clogged and Im
purities are running wild
to Impregnate nerves,
heart, brain and every
orgnn of the body with
disease elements. Pomi's
Kidney Tills are quick to
soothe and strengthen
sick kidneys, and help them free the
system from poison. Head how valua
ble they are, even iu cases of long
standing:
L. C. Lovflll, of 415 North First
stieet, Spkane, 'Wash., says: "I have
had trouble from my kidneys for the
post ten years. It was oausod by n
strain to which I paid littte attention.
Hut as I neglected the trouble it be
came worse and worse until any strain
or a slight cold was sure to lie followed
by severe pa In across my back. Then
the action rf the kidney secretions be
came deranged and 1 was caused much
nnnoyance ibosides loss of sleep. Doan's
Kidney Pllm were brought to my uo
tice, aud sfter taking them a short
time their good effect was apparent.
All the pnhi was removed from my
back nnd the kidney secretions 'became
normal. Doan's Kidney Tills -flo nil
that Is claimed for them.
A Fit EE TKAL'Ot this great remedy
which cured Mr. "Lovell will be mailed
on application, to any pnrt of the Unit
ed States. Address Foster-Mil burn
Co., Ilnffalo, N. Y. For sale by atl
druggists, prtee 50 .cents per box.
Trees In Cliurclin
Uoss, Ilertfordsliire, can boast of a
church where two fluo elms are grow
ing one on either ldo of a pew occu
pied by a meiuler named John Kyrle.
Mr. Kyrle was a greut lover of trees,
and especially of eims, of which he
lilufted au avenue near tho church.
One of the trees of tills avenue was
cut down, and it is supposed that its
offstuKits have grown up Insids of the
church at each end of the pew. The
parish church ut Kempsey contains a
chestnut tree which grow from the
tomb of Sir Edward Wilde. The school
children of tlie village used to sit itt
the chancel, and it Is said on one occa
sion their teacher found one of them
eating a chestnut, and that he snatch
ed it away and threw It behind the
tcinb, where it took root and has flour
ished. ,
There U more Catarrh In thli eeetloo ot the
rvmiitrv thiii all etlmr dUeasei out together, and
until the laat few yearn wai uppoted to be In
curable. Kor a ureal many yearn dorlorn pro
nounced It a local Ulieaon. and prewriued local
reuiRilleN. and by oonstantly (nlliiis to cure with
iihhI treatment, prouounreu It incurable. Science
1 1 us proven catarrh to be a conttltutlonal il
ejise, and therelore requires conlltulloual treat
ment. Hull's Calarrlt Cure, manufactured by r'.
.1. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio, t the only con
sUtmliiiiHl cure on tne market. It la taken In
lenmlly In ilcises (rum In ilropi to a teaooiiful.
it acts directly on tlie blood and miicoim )ur
of the nystain. TlMiy offer one hundred
dollars for any cae It faibi to cure, rieud for
.'hculttr aud ltlmonlal. Addreu,
F. J. CI1CNKY ii CO., TolKlo. (X
Sold bv DruL'ltM. Ihe.
Ilall'i Family i'llli are Ui beL
The highest whet field in the world Ii
in the Arsctitine. It helnngs to nn Ital
ian nil mod (Jiiazoue, and covers just over
n liuiiiln-d square mile.
I'iso'a Cure for Consumption always
i.-ivr liiiiiieiliiite relief in all throat trou
H iw.-F. E. Bicruian, I.cipsic, Ohio, Aug.
;i i.iooi.
To ki-op tin bright, wash well with
litrrng licit Koila and water; when dry.
I'i ish with u cloth nnd a littlu powden-il
whiting.
Mr. TVInslow'e nnranne ft ran- fnr OhlMraa
1ntliinci Butimnt thm cum. riuflM iofla-jtmMuia, aw
lfi-iii. cut niad owlM. im a kui.
'
' Aneiei.f arr!-.n losriied how to uhnks
"'"'ars l.ef..re fa-r,- was auou a thing us
1 a Miakspenivau Se!:ol:ir.
DrmJua
WILL YOU READ IT TO MET" i
'
rhs dinner .done, the lamp Is 1ft, 0f
Aud in Its mellow glow we sit . i
And talk or matters, grave ana Bay.
I -
Ki!? OnTa" in-hand. '
With this rennoat. nsv. this command.
For who'd gainsay the" little sprite? I
"Please will you read to me to-night?"
Read to you. Little One? Why, yes.
What shall It I to-night? You guess
You'd like to hear about the bears
Their bowls of porridge, beds, and !
eh sirs?
Well, that you shall. There, that tale s
done!
And now "You'd like another one?"
To-morrow evening, Curly Head;
It's "hass-poss seven'." Off to bed!
8o each night another story
Wicked dwarfs and giants gory.
Dragons fierce and princes during,
Forth to fame and fortune fnriiiB.
Wandering tots, with leaves for bed.
Houses mnde of gingerbread.
Witches bad and fairies good,
And all the wonders of the wood.
"1 like the witches best." says she.
Who nightly nestles on my knee.,
Hut why by them she sets s-.ieli storo
Psychologists must puzzle o'er;
Her likes are mine, and 1 sgrce
With all that she confides in me.
And thus we travel, hand In hand.
The storied roads of fairylcud.
Ah. little one. when years have fled.
And left their silver on my head.
And when the dimming eyes of a:;e
With difficulty scan the page.
On you I'll turn the tables then.
For 1 shall put the question, when
I borrow of your better siht:
"Please will you rend to nie to-ni'.it?"
I'lttsmirg Dispatch.
O I hs)k rfectiy calm?" in
quired Tolly, clltnti'.nx lut the
wrong side of the sleigh and
trying to tuck the tnprnbp urnund the
dashboard, "Hecnuxc," she went en,
beginning to take oft her tzl ivcs, nn I
tlien, as she re-eollecteil li.rclf. nerv
ously drawing tiro in on ngaia, "though
you might not suspect It. Una ii little-
excited. I've just finished getting pro
posed to."
I gave the oheck rein a violent ;.crk
that must have insulted a horse like
Marc Antony.
"I wouldn't even a-sk who " I
bgan.
"Oh, yon needn't," said Polly. 'It
was only Roltby Padtllngton."
1 started. The rheek rein slipped
i don't ukbekstattd," said 1'OLLY.
from my tlugers and 1 let the whip
fall with a thud Into the snow.
"Why, what is the matter?" nsked
Tolly. "It lsu't polite to be surprised
when a girl gets proposed to. It looks
as if you had tltought sliectuildn't "
"Oh, it isn't that," ald I. "Anylmdy
could get proposed to by Hobby Pad
dlngton and In leap year."
"Pooh!" said Tolly, as I stepped into
the sleigh and tucked tho robe nround
her. "Leap year lias nothing to do
with It nor Hobby Paddlngton, either
If a girl has really made up her
mind. Leap year merely gives her a
privilege which a woman can take
whenever she likes. It's like the kiss
under the mistletoe, entirely a joke.
You wouldn't dure kiss auy girl under
the mistletoe whom you wouldn't daro
kiss anywhere else. And uo girl would
think of asking a man to marry her on
leap year, or at any other time that
is, no girl with a particle of common
sense or delicacy."
"Or womanliness," I declared.
"Or knowledge of men," suid Polly.
"Or breeding."
"Or experience."
"I wonder," said I, "if any woman
ever did use that leap-year privilege."
"Never," said Polly, "since she has
bad the every year prlviluge of mak
ing a man propose to her. It would
have been so very unnecessary. Any
woman who uses a little tact and sets
out to can get a proposal. The differ
ence between proposing herself und
making a man propose to her is the
difference between using a whip aud
pur. You don't hare to whip a horse
that Is, a horse worth having do
you? But you do ofteu have to spur
him when you come to a jump. A uitiu
is like a horse; he hates a whip, but ho
minds a spur."
"Oh, I see," said I, chuckling to
Marc Antony until the sleigh sped over
the frozen road: "a proposal is ike a
hedge. A fellow wants to get ovci- it,
but be Is afraid of what Is on the
other side. He may hind In a tangle
or he may get a cold water dousing.''
"Or he fancies there uil-,ht be u Uilch
somewhere."
"Or a trap," I suggested gently.
"Exactly," r-aid Polly, "nnd that is
why It neds a little mental stipes
tlon from the girl to spur him on. If
she attempts to drive him with u whip
he balks. Hut mental suggestion "
"That Isn't anything like hypno
tism is It, Tolly V"
"Well a little." uckn (wledu'ed
Tolly. "It's making Munich. Uy think
Bomi-thlng that Isn't so.y
"Making him think that there Isn't
cold wateu on the other side?' I In
quired. 'Yes, or a tangle," said Tolly. "Tho
average man dreuds getting tangled up
worse than he does plunging luto cold
water. Hut If you can hide all the
cords of a binding engagement and
11 the bonds of matrimony, or crji
make them look like garlands, or cover
them with silk and can persuade him
that a proposal Isn't a hedge at all, but
Just a bower of roses that he can slip
over without any discomfort, and that
the water on th other side couldn't)
possibly be cold, but Just warm tara
affectionate sympathy, -nnd that
.n, ... nnT .mines In which to
rntomlHM, n,lv(i or nliy trn,m
..... I I
caught and then can make
" -iievc u.m ,u uiii
whether he takes tho leap or not '
"He will go pell-mell on to his
doom!" I finished tragically.
Like Hobby Paddlngton," Polly gig
gled. "Oh. Hobby Paddlngton!" I remark
ed with disgust. "lie Is Just like some
fool horses that would take any hedge.
if It was brick wall and always land if
on their feet. There Is a divine Provi
dence that protects Hobby.'.'
"I'm very sure you're very uncom
pllmentsry," snid Polly. "Ami, besides.
Hobby Paddlngton landed right III the
Ice-cold water this time. I refused hun
as hard as I could."
1 looked down at the demure little
bundle of fur beside me, with one curl
nnd a nose sticking out of the big col
lar. "Mil you do It for my sake, Polly?" I ,
I nsked, softly.
"No." said Pol'.V. "for Hobby's. He
needed the le-snn. His convolt was
Koir.ethlng ntroilui. PeVde. 1 hud
made a sort of wnger with Kilty Car
ter " Polly slopped.
Well?" I suggested.
"till, well that I could that he
should I mean Oh. don't you uuder
stnnd Mr. licavywenllier by twelve
o'cKuk.. I finished refusing him at
five minutes of. while you were waltz
ing with "
"I low do you know with whom I
was waltzing?"
"Oh, I had only to keep one eye and
an our on Hobby and not my heart,"
said Polly sweetly.
I incited beneath Polly's smile, as
Iho snow b -nenth th ' sun.
"Polly, said 1. tell me how you
leiuuiM'cl the inent:il sugi;etion In Hob
liy's case bow you nunnc It, any
how." Polly mnde no answer.
"Hpt you must have begun some
how." 1 Insisted.
'With Hobby? Oh, yes, 1 begtin by
telling liliu that the Jam, was In Iho
closet, hut that the door was locked."
"! don't understand." said 1.
"1 tohl hltii." snid Polly, "that 1 nev
er Intended to marry, never!"
I jerked the rein so suddenly that
Mare Antony threatened to stand up
ii n his lilml lees.
"What did you toll him that for?" I
exrlnlmed.
"Hobby would liate to think anybody
who was In tlie matrimonbil market
hud vntnngled him," explained Polly.
-IIe likes to think 'he Is pursuing siine-
IwkIv who dotft want him. That's
the funny thing nliout most men. They
always want the girl who they think
doesn't want them, and thereby lay
the foundation for the divorce court
proceedings right there in the fiarlor
where the proposal Is going on. It is
nearly always safe to begin making n
man propose to you, by telling him
you ure unattainable. It Is like telling
a small boy that there Is Jelly-e ike in
the pantry, but that It's locked up. He
Immediately begins to look for tlie pan
try key."
"Polly," said I, gazing down upon
that small bundle of fur with real awe
hi my eyes, "are you sure you aren't
a relncnrnntltni of Plato or Socrates
or souiclxsly? Tor an unrcasouable
little person, you can reason bet
ter "
4,0h, It didn't come iiatnia'.ly,"
la turned Tolly. "It's the result of
well, you might say long experience,
I winced. I was searching my mem
ory; and somewhere, at some time, it
slowly occurred to me Tolly had jiosl
tively vowed to me confidentially tliat
she never lntendod to marry
"Oh, I see," I remarked, as the light
dawned on nie, "you always sny that,
just as you say, 't harmed to meet
you, when you're Introduced, 'tome
again,' when a man leaves tho house.
or 'Pardon me,' when you step on his
toes."
"No-o-o," said Polly, "you wouldn't
dure tell it timid man that the pantry
door was locked. He might tako you
literally and go away frightened or
discouraged. And I told you that I
didn't treat them all alike by any
means."
"Well," I remarked, flipping Marc
Antony quite unnecessarily, "what did
you do next as regards Bobby?"
"I don't remember. Iet me see oh,
yes. I believe I pointed out to him
why I wouldn't marry, but wuat a per
fectly charming wife somebody was
missing; and how entirely Ideal mar
riage between two sympathetic souls
could be made, and how awful It
would be If a man should marry the
wrong girl; and "
I leaned over and looked Polly
squarely in the face.
"Did you say all those things, I 'oily
Lee?" I demanded.
"Look out!" cried Polly. "That's the
second time you've almost driven into
a snowdrift."
"Polly Lre," I repeuted, "did you say
all those things?"
"Why, of course not, Silly!", said
Polly, turning pink. "1 only suggested
them. My words were quite well, he
never would remember the word, any
how, so they don't count."
"Well, what does count, nnywnyV"
I retorted, flipping Mare Antony spite
fully. "The looks," raid Tolly, "and tlie
tone and the attitude."
I give M.irc Antony the first lash he
ever had.
"What I'ltitvde, Mi lee?" I aked
in a colli, hard voice.
"The mental attitude." an-iw'-red
Po'ly without th:1 ip her of an eyelash,
"and the mental ntn o-plicr -. h, it's
something ynji can't explain. I lit n.ost
girls understand It. It's.' list liUe fi- ;:
lidne logic. There Isn't any expi.ini-
tlon ami you can't prove It, hut It's
true Just the same."
"There Is," said I, "Just about five
dollars difference between feminine
logic and masculine logic."
' "I don't understand," said Polly.
"I mean," said I, "that there Is 11'
dollars difference between Hobby Had
dington's logic and your logic."
"T'.ease explain," pouted Tolly.
"You're always so intricate!"
"ITor instance," I went on, "when
Hobby Taddlngton bet mo Ave dollars
this morning that he would carry Ms
flirtation with you to the point of pro
posing within twenty-four hours "
"Mr. neavyfeather!" exclaimed Pol-
ly, sitting up perfectly straight "You
dont mean to say nobby Padding-
ton knew I was engaged to you!n
. . . . .... t I It t .
"Oa, yes; i ioki mm u mioui mm
only this morning," I replied nonchal
antly. Polly was looking straight ahead of
her with flaming cheeks and snapping
eyes.
"And, as I remarked to you,-' 1
went on, slipping my arm across the
back of the sleigh and glancing sldo
wlse at Polly, "Hobby .Pnddlngton
would take any sort of a fictile, even
bo knew It was a brick wall."
Pollr didn't even notice my arm. Aa
she leaned back Into the depths of It
and the sleigh, with a long breath,
tricre were tears of mortification In her
ryp- ....
"Then." she said, looking pathetical
ly tip at me, "he was only flirting
With me all the time!"
Pollv. dear," said 1, bonding over
and kissing the top of the fur cap soft-
Iv. "nnd what were you doing?" HeU
- n Rowland, In Washington Post
LITTLE GIRLS' STOCK DEAL,
Tbejr IHMpoard of Shnrea for Hl 1'rlce
lk-fore Hrcnk.
A story toM at I'nlon Parlfle head
quarters shows that the children of
W. II. Hancroft, the new general man
ager of that line, seem to have inher
ited some of fhelr father's business
sagacity, says the Omaha correspond
ent of the New York Herald.
Mr. Hancroft's daughter, aged 10
nnd 12 years, wero visiting him at his
olliee In Salt Lake City one day. A
man came In who desired to toll llielr
papa some mining stock. Mr. Hancroft
did not take kindly to the proposition,
but after the man had labored some
time with the general manager one of
the little girls spoke up and said:
"Papa, 1 wish you would buy some
of the stock for ine; the mine has such
a pretty name."
The other little girl chimed ln it thU
Juncture and expressed a desire for
some of tho certificates on the same
grounds that the name appealed to
her.
The father responded that If they
were willing to give up their savings
they might be the proud pots;sBors of
n block of the stock. This they agreed
to do and the deal was made. One of
the children secured $100 vor(h and
tlie other ,
Time wore on and both children and
the father had forgotten the stock deal.
when one day a man appeared nt the
house and stated thnt he hnd come to
buy the sthek In ease tho owners were
willing to pnrt with It. They both cov
sidered the matter and talked It over
between themselves, finally deciding
that they would not sell for the prh:r
offered, which would net them about
$1."() each.
In a short time another man appear
ed on the scene and tried to buy the
stock nt $2."0, but both girls refused
the oITer. A week later an offer of 10o
each was made by th same man.
When the last offer camo a lung con
sultation was held and a decision was
reached to sell. The liuyer paid tho 1
money and It w;ent Into the girls' bank i
account. ' I
A few days later Mr. Hancroft tipoke
)f t,ip hXm. ,t having hw,u brought to
h,8 pttpntlml hl manner at tho
dinner table, saying:
"I see by the quotations that tho
slock you bought in the mine thnt day
nt my office Is worthless. The vein hus
played out."
"Yes, but, papa," responded both of
the girls ln chorus, "we have sold out"
(ircat was the amusement of tho
father when he learned of tho transac
tion which had taken place about two
days before the mine was declared
worthless.
lllghrat Hallway In the World.
One of the most Interesting trips
afforded by tho present transportation
facilities of Teru is that over tho Oroyo
Kallroad, which runs from Callao to
tho gold fields of Cerro de Tasco. It Is
considered ono of the wonders ln the
Teruvhm world. It is certainly the
greatest feat of rallwoy engineering In
either hemisphere. Commencing in
Callao, it ascends the narrow vulley
of the Itlmne, rising nearly live thou
sand feet In the first forty-six mile.
Thence It goes through the intricate
gorges of the Sierras till It tunnels the
Andes at an altltudd of fifteen thou
sand six hundred and forty-live feet,
the highest point In the world where a
piston-rod Is moved by steam. The
wonder Is doubled on rememlierlng
thnt this eleratlon Is reached ln seven,
ty-elght miles.
An loaalialled II rot her.
Too cold for him In winter
In spring he's got tlie chillsj
In summer time it's lilinin'
ln the vu. leys on the hills,
An' he Mows his rest is broken
Uy the slngin' whippoorwlllsl
Oh, heaven on' enrth ca&'t please him,'
I0f he should go to-day
An' ketch a elevator
To whur the angels etay,
He'd say: "It makes my hend swim
A-ridin' this a-way!"
Atlanta Constitution.
A riitlosoplicr In Jeans.
"I met Hrother Urown this morula',
an' -axed him how be wuz a-feellu'
an' what do you reckon he said?"
You tell it."
"lie says, says he: 'Outside o' the
rheumatism, nn' the chills an' fever,
an' a touch o' (he pneumony, an' a
risln' on the back o' my head, I'm well
an' hearty as kin' be praise the
' ord" " At'n'ita Constitution.
Lover's Language.
"t)h, mother, he certainly Is not in
love with nie. There Is not a setuiblo
iiliii.: iu all that he writes inc."
"Let me congratulate you, darling,
lie will propose the first time be comes
to the city again." Detroit Free
I'ress.
Ilualneaa I nail net.
Tottlo Twliikletoes How was it
you didn't get frightened whim thai
crank threatened to shoot you?
Flossie Footlytcs I thought it was
a scheme my press agent was engin
eering. Judge.
Beggars Have Their Heaaon.
Kven beggars have their "season" In
Constantinople. During the wintef
uionths the city harbors a much larger
number of them than ln the summer,
when many migrate to the country. 4
H PF.RII-NA TONES UP
I 1- IAV iif avrna-vr ws
SAYS THIS BEAUTIFUL YOUNG GIRL.
MISS MARJORY HAMPTON, Of NEW YORK.
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Miss Mar iorv Hampton, 2616 Third
"Peruna Is a fine medicine to take any season of the year. - -Taken
In the spring It tones up the system and acts as a tonic, ;
xtrensrthenlnir me more than a vacation. In the fall and winter ;
I have found that It cures colds
Is invaluable to keep tne Doweis regular, acung as a fcnnc awmu- , ,
lant on the system. In fact, I consider It a whole medicine
chest." Miss Marjory Hampton.
PURE BLOOD
Blood Impurities of Springtime
. Cause, Prevention
and Care.
Dr. Hartmnn's medical lectures are
eagerly scanned by niauy thousand
readers.
One of the most timely and Interesting
lectures lie ever delivered was his recent
lecture on the blond Impurities of spriliK.
The doctor mild in substance that ev
erv spring (lie blond Is loaded with the
iiiiiiilntiona of winter, derang
ing the digest Ion, producing sluKgiNli
ness of the liver, overtaxing the kid
neys, interfering with the action of the
bowels and the proper circulation of the
ltllMlll.
This condition of tilings produces
vvlmt ! iMiiuilnrlv known ss soring fever,
snrimr siinlnrln. nervous exhiiustlon.
ilt tired feeling, blood thickening und
iiiniiv nllii-r tiiitiit-s.
' Sometimes tlie victim Is bilious, dys
peptic and constipated; sometimes he la
A Chapel In n Coal Mine.
One of the most remarkable places
of worship in the world Is the miners'
chapel in Myndd Menigdd Colliery,
Swansea, Wales, where for more than
flfty years the workers have each
morning assembled for worship. This
sanctuary is situated close to th8 bot
tom of the shaft The only light is
that obtained from a solitary Davy
Mifety lamp hung over the pulpit from
the celling, and the oldest miner In
the colliery Is generally chosen to ofll
date. It Is the custom in some other
places for coal miners to gather to
gether In meul times for prayer meet
ings nnd the like, but It Is said that
this Is the only Instance where a spe
cial apartment Is tilted out lu a coal
mine as a ch:i el. '
Profsional Criticism.
"Hero's an awfully funny pnrngraph,"
laid the humorist's wife, as she glanced
over the paper. "A man had hia whis
kers amputated, and "
"Huh!" Interrupted tlie local Joko
smith, "there's nothing funny shout that.
1 didn't write It"
Feminine Diplomacy.
Mrs. Neighbor Mrs. Meeker certain
ly lias woutlerful tact.
Mrs. Homer How so?
Mrs. Neighbor Why, she actually
makes ber husband believe ha is having
bis own way In everything.
Abgcfable Prcuaralionrbr As
similating liicFoodnndHcfMa
ling die 5 toinachs and Uoweis of
3253
Fromotcs Dieslion.Checrl
ness and Rest .Contains neiltier
Opium.Morphine nor Mineral.
Not Nam c otic.
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Apnferl Remedy forConslipv';
Uon.Sour SloiiiiirltUinrrhocn
Worms , -oitvtilsitms.Fcvcrish-ivcss
tuid Ltws of Sleep.
Facsimile Signalure or
NEW YOT1K.
L .
EXACT COPY OF WRAPPER.
GMllni I
few
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THE 1 SY!
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IF TAKEN IN THE SPRING.
Avenue, New York City, writes:
and catarrh and also find that It
weak, nervous nnd depressed; and again
inav linve eruptious, swellings niiia
other blood humors. Whichever it is.
the cnuse is the same euete accumula
tions in the blisid.
Nothing is more certain witnin in
whole range of medicnl science than that
s course of Tenuis, in early springtime
will perfectly and euecyisliy preveus
or cure this almost universal pni-ruuu.
Kverylsidy feels it in some degree.
A gtvnt majority are disturbed con
siderably, while a large per cent of the
human family are made, very miserable
by this condition every spring.
Terunu will prevent It if taken in)
time. ..... ,i
Pet .ma will cure It If taken as ,Ul
roettJ 4
Peru n a Is the Me-d spring ntWlieil'.o of
the medical profession.
If you do not derive prompt and satis-
r.w.to'rv rPMiilts from the use of Pernna,
write nt once to Mr. Hiirtmnn. giving a
full statement of your case, and ho will,
ho pleased to give you his valuable ad
vice gratis. , ,,...
Address Dr. Hnrtmnn, President of
The Hartmnn Sanitarium, Colurabue,
Ohio. THE BEST
POMMEL SLICKER
IN THE WORLD
, DC ARJ THU TBAPC tIARI
i
THOUGH OfTM H1ITATCB
ASASAMLECOAT
IT HA5 NO EQUAL
evtmr
iaf ALMUf i rftfl
tnewiNS rukk uni or asmiwtj d NAT
Wliri WRITING TO ADVERTISER
pleaaa say ye saw Uaa aU.artlMuicat
lax iMa papas.
B. C. N. V.
No. IT 190
BEGGS' BLOOD PURIFIEil
CURES catarrh of the stomach.
I 1 Bad Ooif' tfraa. Vaalit Wobn I I
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For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have
Always Bought
Bears the
Signature
of
In
Use
Fnr OvRr
Thirty Years
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