, : i Squirting Manio. . A. H. Wheeler ot Geneva, N. T., has fecently Invented a music squirting lose, which Is capable of distributing nuslc to any considerable distance, already twenty families are being en tertained by his nightly concerts a hun Ired miles away, and nil at the Mine time, every nte reaching the ear dis tinctly. There Is about slsty feet of irdlnnry rubber tubing, one end being ittachcd to the diaphragm of a phono graph machine ami the other end to lie transmitter of the telephone. Mr. Wheeler has succeeded In getting the tound Into the transmitter of the tele phone in sucU a way that the harsh (fleet on the other end of the wire Is fntlrely eliminated. Ana That's No Me. "History invariably repents itself," aid the fetnule who hns a mania for quotations. "Yes, with the exception of one's own personal history," rejoined tho coutrary i man. "That is always repeated by one's i seighbors.' This Never Happened. Hp What a beautiful complexion you l.ave, Miss Itnddingtou. 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Don't dally with medicines you knew noth ing about, but take Lydia E. Pink Tmui's Vegetable Compound, and tako :my word for it, yon will ie a dif ferent woman in a short time." Mbs. Lattba Emmons, Walkerville, Ont. 95000 forfeit If original f atxwa tetter proving tgenuiiTtnesa cannot be prodipoed. Don't hesitate to write to Mrs. Finkham if there Is anything about your sickness you do not understand. No woman ever regretted writing her and she has helped thousands. Address Lynn, Mats. W. L. DOUGLAS S4.0Q, $3.50, $3.00, $2.50 UNION CUnCC BEST IN MADE OrlULO THE WORLD. "W.L. Douglas shoes are wtirn by more . men thun any other make. Tlie reason 3s, they hold their shave,ra;better,wcar longer, aud nav greater intrinsic value than any other shoes. Sold Everywhere. l.nnk Am Mum. nnd u i ' i i- r ttm Ibottu Douglus uaoa Curium Coltskla. nrhtah I "vry where conceited tobet lie fluent la tent . LrRt'her yetFrwlHcefl. Faet Color ielete used. Shot hy mail. witiertra. Writ for Coming. W. I 11 LOLAS, Urocktea. Maa- RTEXICAN Mustang Liniment cures Sprains and Strain. 60,000 AMERICANS were welcomed to lWesfern Canada during last Year Tir oottlod tuid tettllnv oil th (limiii and Urftalnf Lild,Uid X pro. !! OHM and Btitrittl. ir Wilfrwt lAiirler rrontty u1d: A new t-tar h- rlvn upon tta hurUon, aii n toward H that UniiilirrHUl wImi ifATftM tlie land of UIm anrmlorf U roine and k a liuiiia for lilmKttlf now tutiiH hit traxe" CuHdav Thai It ROOM FOR MILLIONS VTlJ3n HnmnlForii (tlTcn ' UHtiy. Mt'liooU, hiii'chi'-a. Hull" 1 vi. fi, Mut Hmuliticry ! laluc to be deal red. Fnradaacriptlra Atlaa and othr In- . friiia(inapil)' to Hi -KHisrKM.it.kT u liiihaTiM. Ottawa, fanaila; or autliv i Canadian tioTermnent Atretic T. Holin-, tS JnrkMn Ht , Ht. Paul, Minn.iW. If KCnr. Hi Ufl; Wal-rtoil, Knntb Iukita;W. V, iitll ; liAtt, bul .Saw ttk Ldm liuildiiitf, Oiuaha. Nab. j MOTHER CRAY'S SWEET POWDERS FOR CHILDREN, A OrtaiD Our lor FrTrrlxUnrns, . ,i . I . ..I . J ' ' sioiam k Trouble, IVethliia- oMuVsrs,. U'.""-'.. fhIi;.mkVohl. ".'h- s,,amV"VK1KuT1,c', wvJrJrkCitF. A. S. OLWSTCD, Ln Roy, ti 'f. aiiMiFfn"! ji e n n w i-a Li A severe case of WW Ociie x en miiiiuii DUACb ii x ear. TH FAMILY'S FAVORITE MEOIOINE S,, CAlDY CATHARTIC BEST FOR THE BOWELS A Tale ot Two Cltlee. Notwithstanding the disparity In sit between Seattle and Taeoma, the riv alry In other respects between the two cities Is as keen as In their earlier days', when they were young "booru" towns. A curious Instance of this la seen In the names by which the towering mountain that lifts Its tali peak to the southeast Is known In the two places. In Taeoma It Is treason to call It anything else than "Mount Taco ina," while In Seattle It is "Mount Itanler." A traveler when about hnlf-way be tween the two cities saw two boys fighting by the roadside. Before he could separate them one of the boys pot the other down, and after banging the victim's face Into the soft ground, sat pnntlng but victorious astride of him. , "What's the name o' that mountain now?" the victor demanded In oinlt- ant tones. It's ," humbly replied the vanquished lad. Tr- effort to free his. mouth from the mud and grass which bis opponent had rubbed Into It made the answer unintelligible to the travel er; but the victor was satisfied, and let him up. Japanese Courage. The little men of Japan who have Oared to face the Russian bear can Hive the world -many thrilling stories of courage, says V. C, and many of clever stratagem as well. One of the powerful nobles of the olden time was forced to flee from his cr.emy lu haste. He hid in n barrel ind was borne away by servants, who, nectlng the enemy, dec lured that the barrel contained food. "If there Is anything living In it there will be blood on my sword," said the nobleman's enemy, and thrust his weapon into the barrel. It went through the hidden man's legs aud made a terrible wound. Hut he, with (UICK tllOUgur, wipeu lue uiiiuc uu uic hem of his garment as It was drawn out, so that It went out clean and he was not discovered. Dmigrons Neglect. It's tue neglect tof bnek che, sideaebe, pain In the hips or loins that finally prostrates the strongest body. The kid ney warnings are serious they tell yon that they are unable t filter the lody's waste, and poison from the blood the sew ers are clogged and Im purities are running wild to Impregnate nerves, heart, brain and every orgnn of the body with disease elements. Pomi's Kidney Tills are quick to soothe and strengthen sick kidneys, and help them free the system from poison. Head how valua ble they are, even iu cases of long standing: L. C. Lovflll, of 415 North First stieet, Spkane, 'Wash., says: "I have had trouble from my kidneys for the post ten years. It was oausod by n strain to which I paid littte attention. Hut as I neglected the trouble it be came worse and worse until any strain or a slight cold was sure to lie followed by severe pa In across my back. Then the action rf the kidney secretions be came deranged and 1 was caused much nnnoyance ibosides loss of sleep. Doan's Kidney Pllm were brought to my uo tice, aud sfter taking them a short time their good effect was apparent. All the pnhi was removed from my back nnd the kidney secretions 'became normal. Doan's Kidney Tills -flo nil that Is claimed for them. A Fit EE TKAL'Ot this great remedy which cured Mr. "Lovell will be mailed on application, to any pnrt of the Unit ed States. Address Foster-Mil burn Co., Ilnffalo, N. Y. For sale by atl druggists, prtee 50 .cents per box. Trees In Cliurclin Uoss, Ilertfordsliire, can boast of a church where two fluo elms are grow ing one on either ldo of a pew occu pied by a meiuler named John Kyrle. Mr. Kyrle was a greut lover of trees, and especially of eims, of which he lilufted au avenue near tho church. One of the trees of tills avenue was cut down, and it is supposed that its offstuKits have grown up Insids of the church at each end of the pew. The parish church ut Kempsey contains a chestnut tree which grow from the tomb of Sir Edward Wilde. The school children of tlie village used to sit itt the chancel, and it Is said on one occa sion their teacher found one of them eating a chestnut, and that he snatch ed it away and threw It behind the tcinb, where it took root and has flour ished. , There U more Catarrh In thli eeetloo ot the rvmiitrv thiii all etlmr dUeasei out together, and until the laat few yearn wai uppoted to be In curable. Kor a ureal many yearn dorlorn pro nounced It a local Ulieaon. and prewriued local reuiRilleN. and by oonstantly (nlliiis to cure with iihhI treatment, prouounreu It incurable. Science 1 1 us proven catarrh to be a conttltutlonal il ejise, and therelore requires conlltulloual treat ment. Hull's Calarrlt Cure, manufactured by r'. .1. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio, t the only con sUtmliiiiHl cure on tne market. It la taken In lenmlly In ilcises (rum In ilropi to a teaooiiful. it acts directly on tlie blood and miicoim )ur of the nystain. TlMiy offer one hundred dollars for any cae It faibi to cure, rieud for .'hculttr aud ltlmonlal. Addreu, F. J. CI1CNKY ii CO., TolKlo. (X Sold bv DruL'ltM. Ihe. Ilall'i Family i'llli are Ui beL The highest whet field in the world Ii in the Arsctitine. It helnngs to nn Ital ian nil mod (Jiiazoue, and covers just over n liuiiiln-d square mile. I'iso'a Cure for Consumption always i.-ivr liiiiiieiliiite relief in all throat trou H iw.-F. E. Bicruian, I.cipsic, Ohio, Aug. ;i i.iooi. To ki-op tin bright, wash well with litrrng licit Koila and water; when dry. I'i ish with u cloth nnd a littlu powden-il whiting. Mr. TVInslow'e nnranne ft ran- fnr OhlMraa 1ntliinci Butimnt thm cum. riuflM iofla-jtmMuia, aw lfi-iii. cut niad owlM. im a kui. ' ' Aneiei.f arr!-.n losriied how to uhnks "'"'ars l.ef..re fa-r,- was auou a thing us 1 a Miakspenivau Se!:ol:ir. DrmJua WILL YOU READ IT TO MET" i ' rhs dinner .done, the lamp Is 1ft, 0f Aud in Its mellow glow we sit . i And talk or matters, grave ana Bay. I - Ki!? OnTa" in-hand. ' With this rennoat. nsv. this command. For who'd gainsay the" little sprite? I "Please will you read to me to-night?" Read to you. Little One? Why, yes. What shall It I to-night? You guess You'd like to hear about the bears Their bowls of porridge, beds, and ! eh sirs? Well, that you shall. There, that tale s done! And now "You'd like another one?" To-morrow evening, Curly Head; It's "hass-poss seven'." Off to bed! 8o each night another story Wicked dwarfs and giants gory. Dragons fierce and princes during, Forth to fame and fortune fnriiiB. Wandering tots, with leaves for bed. Houses mnde of gingerbread. Witches bad and fairies good, And all the wonders of the wood. "1 like the witches best." says she. Who nightly nestles on my knee., Hut why by them she sets s-.ieli storo Psychologists must puzzle o'er; Her likes are mine, and 1 sgrce With all that she confides in me. And thus we travel, hand In hand. The storied roads of fairylcud. Ah. little one. when years have fled. And left their silver on my head. And when the dimming eyes of a:;e With difficulty scan the page. On you I'll turn the tables then. For 1 shall put the question, when I borrow of your better siht: "Please will you rend to nie to-ni'.it?" I'lttsmirg Dispatch. O I hs)k rfectiy calm?" in quired Tolly, clltnti'.nx lut the wrong side of the sleigh and trying to tuck the tnprnbp urnund the dashboard, "Hecnuxc," she went en, beginning to take oft her tzl ivcs, nn I tlien, as she re-eollecteil li.rclf. nerv ously drawing tiro in on ngaia, "though you might not suspect It. Una ii little- excited. I've just finished getting pro posed to." I gave the oheck rein a violent ;.crk that must have insulted a horse like Marc Antony. "I wouldn't even a-sk who " I bgan. "Oh, yon needn't," said Polly. 'It was only Roltby Padtllngton." 1 started. The rheek rein slipped i don't ukbekstattd," said 1'OLLY. from my tlugers and 1 let the whip fall with a thud Into the snow. "Why, what is the matter?" nsked Tolly. "It lsu't polite to be surprised when a girl gets proposed to. It looks as if you had tltought sliectuildn't " "Oh, it isn't that," ald I. "Anylmdy could get proposed to by Hobby Pad dlngton and In leap year." "Pooh!" said Tolly, as I stepped into the sleigh and tucked tho robe nround her. "Leap year lias nothing to do with It nor Hobby Paddlngton, either If a girl has really made up her mind. Leap year merely gives her a privilege which a woman can take whenever she likes. It's like the kiss under the mistletoe, entirely a joke. You wouldn't dure kiss auy girl under the mistletoe whom you wouldn't daro kiss anywhere else. And uo girl would think of asking a man to marry her on leap year, or at any other time that is, no girl with a particle of common sense or delicacy." "Or womanliness," I declared. "Or knowledge of men," suid Polly. "Or breeding." "Or experience." "I wonder," said I, "if any woman ever did use that leap-year privilege." "Never," said Polly, "since she has bad the every year prlviluge of mak ing a man propose to her. It would have been so very unnecessary. Any woman who uses a little tact and sets out to can get a proposal. The differ ence between proposing herself und making a man propose to her is the difference between using a whip aud pur. You don't hare to whip a horse that Is, a horse worth having do you? But you do ofteu have to spur him when you come to a jump. A uitiu is like a horse; he hates a whip, but ho minds a spur." "Oh, I see," said I, chuckling to Marc Antony until the sleigh sped over the frozen road: "a proposal is ike a hedge. A fellow wants to get ovci- it, but be Is afraid of what Is on the other side. He may hind In a tangle or he may get a cold water dousing.'' "Or he fancies there uil-,ht be u Uilch somewhere." "Or a trap," I suggested gently. "Exactly," r-aid Polly, "nnd that is why It neds a little mental stipes tlon from the girl to spur him on. If she attempts to drive him with u whip he balks. Hut mental suggestion " "That Isn't anything like hypno tism is It, Tolly V" "Well a little." uckn (wledu'ed Tolly. "It's making Munich. Uy think Bomi-thlng that Isn't so.y "Making him think that there Isn't cold wateu on the other side?' I In quired. 'Yes, or a tangle," said Tolly. "Tho average man dreuds getting tangled up worse than he does plunging luto cold water. Hut If you can hide all the cords of a binding engagement and 11 the bonds of matrimony, or crji make them look like garlands, or cover them with silk and can persuade him that a proposal Isn't a hedge at all, but Just a bower of roses that he can slip over without any discomfort, and that the water on th other side couldn't) possibly be cold, but Just warm tara affectionate sympathy, -nnd that .n, ... nnT .mines In which to rntomlHM, n,lv(i or nliy trn,m ..... I I caught and then can make " -iievc u.m ,u uiii whether he takes tho leap or not ' "He will go pell-mell on to his doom!" I finished tragically. Like Hobby Paddlngton," Polly gig gled. "Oh. Hobby Paddlngton!" I remark ed with disgust. "lie Is Just like some fool horses that would take any hedge. if It was brick wall and always land if on their feet. There Is a divine Provi dence that protects Hobby.'.' "I'm very sure you're very uncom pllmentsry," snid Polly. "Ami, besides. Hobby Paddlngton landed right III the Ice-cold water this time. I refused hun as hard as I could." 1 looked down at the demure little bundle of fur beside me, with one curl nnd a nose sticking out of the big col lar. "Mil you do It for my sake, Polly?" I , I nsked, softly. "No." said Pol'.V. "for Hobby's. He needed the le-snn. His convolt was Koir.ethlng ntroilui. PeVde. 1 hud made a sort of wnger with Kilty Car ter " Polly slopped. Well?" I suggested. "till, well that I could that he should I mean Oh. don't you uuder stnnd Mr. licavywenllier by twelve o'cKuk.. I finished refusing him at five minutes of. while you were waltz ing with " "I low do you know with whom I was waltzing?" "Oh, I had only to keep one eye and an our on Hobby and not my heart," said Polly sweetly. I incited beneath Polly's smile, as Iho snow b -nenth th ' sun. "Polly, said 1. tell me how you leiuuiM'cl the inent:il sugi;etion In Hob liy's case bow you nunnc It, any how." Polly mnde no answer. "Hpt you must have begun some how." 1 Insisted. 'With Hobby? Oh, yes, 1 begtin by telling liliu that the Jam, was In Iho closet, hut that the door was locked." "! don't understand." said 1. "1 tohl hltii." snid Polly, "that 1 nev er Intended to marry, never!" I jerked the rein so suddenly that Mare Antony threatened to stand up ii n his lilml lees. "What did you toll him that for?" I exrlnlmed. "Hobby would liate to think anybody who was In tlie matrimonbil market hud vntnngled him," explained Polly. -IIe likes to think 'he Is pursuing siine- IwkIv who dotft want him. That's the funny thing nliout most men. They always want the girl who they think doesn't want them, and thereby lay the foundation for the divorce court proceedings right there in the fiarlor where the proposal Is going on. It is nearly always safe to begin making n man propose to you, by telling him you ure unattainable. It Is like telling a small boy that there Is Jelly-e ike in the pantry, but that It's locked up. He Immediately begins to look for tlie pan try key." "Polly," said I, gazing down upon that small bundle of fur with real awe hi my eyes, "are you sure you aren't a relncnrnntltni of Plato or Socrates or souiclxsly? Tor an unrcasouable little person, you can reason bet ter " 4,0h, It didn't come iiatnia'.ly," la turned Tolly. "It's the result of well, you might say long experience, I winced. I was searching my mem ory; and somewhere, at some time, it slowly occurred to me Tolly had jiosl tively vowed to me confidentially tliat she never lntendod to marry "Oh, I see," I remarked, as the light dawned on nie, "you always sny that, just as you say, 't harmed to meet you, when you're Introduced, 'tome again,' when a man leaves tho house. or 'Pardon me,' when you step on his toes." "No-o-o," said Polly, "you wouldn't dure tell it timid man that the pantry door was locked. He might tako you literally and go away frightened or discouraged. And I told you that I didn't treat them all alike by any means." "Well," I remarked, flipping Marc Antony quite unnecessarily, "what did you do next as regards Bobby?" "I don't remember. Iet me see oh, yes. I believe I pointed out to him why I wouldn't marry, but wuat a per fectly charming wife somebody was missing; and how entirely Ideal mar riage between two sympathetic souls could be made, and how awful It would be If a man should marry the wrong girl; and " I leaned over and looked Polly squarely in the face. "Did you say all those things, I 'oily Lee?" I demanded. "Look out!" cried Polly. "That's the second time you've almost driven into a snowdrift." "Polly Lre," I repeuted, "did you say all those things?" "Why, of course not, Silly!", said Polly, turning pink. "1 only suggested them. My words were quite well, he never would remember the word, any how, so they don't count." "Well, what does count, nnywnyV" I retorted, flipping Mare Antony spite fully. "The looks," raid Tolly, "and tlie tone and the attitude." I give M.irc Antony the first lash he ever had. "What I'ltitvde, Mi lee?" I aked in a colli, hard voice. "The mental attitude." an-iw'-red Po'ly without th:1 ip her of an eyelash, "and the mental ntn o-plicr -. h, it's something ynji can't explain. I lit n.ost girls understand It. It's.' list liUe fi- ;: lidne logic. There Isn't any expi.ini- tlon ami you can't prove It, hut It's true Just the same." "There Is," said I, "Just about five dollars difference between feminine logic and masculine logic." ' "I don't understand," said Polly. "I mean," said I, "that there Is 11' dollars difference between Hobby Had dington's logic and your logic." "T'.ease explain," pouted Tolly. "You're always so intricate!" "ITor instance," I went on, "when Hobby Taddlngton bet mo Ave dollars this morning that he would carry Ms flirtation with you to the point of pro posing within twenty-four hours " "Mr. neavyfeather!" exclaimed Pol- ly, sitting up perfectly straight "You dont mean to say nobby Padding- ton knew I was engaged to you!n . . . . .... t I It t . "Oa, yes; i ioki mm u mioui mm only this morning," I replied nonchal antly. Polly was looking straight ahead of her with flaming cheeks and snapping eyes. "And, as I remarked to you,-' 1 went on, slipping my arm across the back of the sleigh and glancing sldo wlse at Polly, "Hobby .Pnddlngton would take any sort of a fictile, even bo knew It was a brick wall." Pollr didn't even notice my arm. Aa she leaned back Into the depths of It and the sleigh, with a long breath, tricre were tears of mortification In her ryp- .... "Then." she said, looking pathetical ly tip at me, "he was only flirting With me all the time!" Pollv. dear," said 1, bonding over and kissing the top of the fur cap soft- Iv. "nnd what were you doing?" HeU - n Rowland, In Washington Post LITTLE GIRLS' STOCK DEAL, Tbejr IHMpoard of Shnrea for Hl 1'rlce lk-fore Hrcnk. A story toM at I'nlon Parlfle head quarters shows that the children of W. II. Hancroft, the new general man ager of that line, seem to have inher ited some of fhelr father's business sagacity, says the Omaha correspond ent of the New York Herald. Mr. Hancroft's daughter, aged 10 nnd 12 years, wero visiting him at his olliee In Salt Lake City one day. A man came In who desired to toll llielr papa some mining stock. Mr. Hancroft did not take kindly to the proposition, but after the man had labored some time with the general manager one of the little girls spoke up and said: "Papa, 1 wish you would buy some of the stock for ine; the mine has such a pretty name." The other little girl chimed ln it thU Juncture and expressed a desire for some of tho certificates on the same grounds that the name appealed to her. The father responded that If they were willing to give up their savings they might be the proud pots;sBors of n block of the stock. This they agreed to do and the deal was made. One of the children secured $100 vor(h and tlie other , Time wore on and both children and the father had forgotten the stock deal. when one day a man appeared nt the house and stated thnt he hnd come to buy the sthek In ease tho owners were willing to pnrt with It. They both cov sidered the matter and talked It over between themselves, finally deciding that they would not sell for the prh:r offered, which would net them about $1."() each. In a short time another man appear ed on the scene and tried to buy the stock nt $2."0, but both girls refused the oITer. A week later an offer of 10o each was made by th same man. When the last offer camo a lung con sultation was held and a decision was reached to sell. The liuyer paid tho 1 money and It w;ent Into the girls' bank i account. ' I A few days later Mr. Hancroft tipoke )f t,ip hXm. ,t having hw,u brought to h,8 pttpntlml hl manner at tho dinner table, saying: "I see by the quotations that tho slock you bought in the mine thnt day nt my office Is worthless. The vein hus played out." "Yes, but, papa," responded both of the girls ln chorus, "we have sold out" (ircat was the amusement of tho father when he learned of tho transac tion which had taken place about two days before the mine was declared worthless. lllghrat Hallway In the World. One of the most Interesting trips afforded by tho present transportation facilities of Teru is that over tho Oroyo Kallroad, which runs from Callao to tho gold fields of Cerro de Tasco. It Is considered ono of the wonders ln the Teruvhm world. It is certainly the greatest feat of rallwoy engineering In either hemisphere. Commencing in Callao, it ascends the narrow vulley of the Itlmne, rising nearly live thou sand feet In the first forty-six mile. Thence It goes through the intricate gorges of the Sierras till It tunnels the Andes at an altltudd of fifteen thou sand six hundred and forty-live feet, the highest point In the world where a piston-rod Is moved by steam. The wonder Is doubled on rememlierlng thnt this eleratlon Is reached ln seven, ty-elght miles. An loaalialled II rot her. Too cold for him In winter In spring he's got tlie chillsj In summer time it's lilinin' ln the vu. leys on the hills, An' he Mows his rest is broken Uy the slngin' whippoorwlllsl Oh, heaven on' enrth ca&'t please him,' I0f he should go to-day An' ketch a elevator To whur the angels etay, He'd say: "It makes my hend swim A-ridin' this a-way!" Atlanta Constitution. A riitlosoplicr In Jeans. "I met Hrother Urown this morula', an' -axed him how be wuz a-feellu' an' what do you reckon he said?" You tell it." "lie says, says he: 'Outside o' the rheumatism, nn' the chills an' fever, an' a touch o' (he pneumony, an' a risln' on the back o' my head, I'm well an' hearty as kin' be praise the ' ord" " At'n'ita Constitution. Lover's Language. "t)h, mother, he certainly Is not in love with nie. There Is not a setuiblo iiliii.: iu all that he writes inc." "Let me congratulate you, darling, lie will propose the first time be comes to the city again." Detroit Free I'ress. Ilualneaa I nail net. Tottlo Twliikletoes How was it you didn't get frightened whim thai crank threatened to shoot you? Flossie Footlytcs I thought it was a scheme my press agent was engin eering. Judge. Beggars Have Their Heaaon. Kven beggars have their "season" In Constantinople. During the wintef uionths the city harbors a much larger number of them than ln the summer, when many migrate to the country. 4 H PF.RII-NA TONES UP I 1- IAV iif avrna-vr ws SAYS THIS BEAUTIFUL YOUNG GIRL. MISS MARJORY HAMPTON, Of NEW YORK. ttl tttttttr.t...ennanaannaaaaaa Miss Mar iorv Hampton, 2616 Third "Peruna Is a fine medicine to take any season of the year. - -Taken In the spring It tones up the system and acts as a tonic, ; xtrensrthenlnir me more than a vacation. In the fall and winter ; I have found that It cures colds Is invaluable to keep tne Doweis regular, acung as a fcnnc awmu- , , lant on the system. In fact, I consider It a whole medicine chest." Miss Marjory Hampton. PURE BLOOD Blood Impurities of Springtime . Cause, Prevention and Care. Dr. Hartmnn's medical lectures are eagerly scanned by niauy thousand readers. One of the most timely and Interesting lectures lie ever delivered was his recent lecture on the blond Impurities of spriliK. The doctor mild in substance that ev erv spring (lie blond Is loaded with the iiiiiiilntiona of winter, derang ing the digest Ion, producing sluKgiNli ness of the liver, overtaxing the kid neys, interfering with the action of the bowels and the proper circulation of the ltllMlll. This condition of tilings produces vvlmt ! iMiiuilnrlv known ss soring fever, snrimr siinlnrln. nervous exhiiustlon. ilt tired feeling, blood thickening und iiiniiv nllii-r tiiitiit-s. ' Sometimes tlie victim Is bilious, dys peptic and constipated; sometimes he la A Chapel In n Coal Mine. One of the most remarkable places of worship in the world Is the miners' chapel in Myndd Menigdd Colliery, Swansea, Wales, where for more than flfty years the workers have each morning assembled for worship. This sanctuary is situated close to th8 bot tom of the shaft The only light is that obtained from a solitary Davy Mifety lamp hung over the pulpit from the celling, and the oldest miner In the colliery Is generally chosen to ofll date. It Is the custom in some other places for coal miners to gather to gether In meul times for prayer meet ings nnd the like, but It Is said that this Is the only Instance where a spe cial apartment Is tilted out lu a coal mine as a ch:i el. ' Profsional Criticism. "Hero's an awfully funny pnrngraph," laid the humorist's wife, as she glanced over the paper. "A man had hia whis kers amputated, and " "Huh!" Interrupted tlie local Joko smith, "there's nothing funny shout that. 1 didn't write It" Feminine Diplomacy. Mrs. Neighbor Mrs. Meeker certain ly lias woutlerful tact. Mrs. Homer How so? Mrs. Neighbor Why, she actually makes ber husband believe ha is having bis own way In everything. Abgcfable Prcuaralionrbr As similating liicFoodnndHcfMa ling die 5 toinachs and Uoweis of 3253 Fromotcs Dieslion.Checrl ness and Rest .Contains neiltier Opium.Morphine nor Mineral. Not Nam c otic. niptaflMJIkSAMVaPtTCmit ISmfJtut Ariel" stlx Shim RokttU SmtM Ufprmwtt - ' vtmuk.lf0 a llnSrd' )Wnw n-mr. Apnferl Remedy forConslipv'; Uon.Sour SloiiiiirltUinrrhocn Worms , -oitvtilsitms.Fcvcrish-ivcss tuid Ltws of Sleep. Facsimile Signalure or NEW YOT1K. L . EXACT COPY OF WRAPPER. GMllni I few I J THE 1 SY! STEtt IF TAKEN IN THE SPRING. Avenue, New York City, writes: and catarrh and also find that It weak, nervous nnd depressed; and again inav linve eruptious, swellings niiia other blood humors. Whichever it is. the cnuse is the same euete accumula tions in the blisid. Nothing is more certain witnin in whole range of medicnl science than that s course of Tenuis, in early springtime will perfectly and euecyisliy preveus or cure this almost universal pni-ruuu. Kverylsidy feels it in some degree. A gtvnt majority are disturbed con siderably, while a large per cent of the human family are made, very miserable by this condition every spring. Terunu will prevent It if taken in) time. ..... ,i Pet .ma will cure It If taken as ,Ul roettJ 4 Peru n a Is the Me-d spring ntWlieil'.o of the medical profession. If you do not derive prompt and satis- r.w.to'rv rPMiilts from the use of Pernna, write nt once to Mr. Hiirtmnn. giving a full statement of your case, and ho will, ho pleased to give you his valuable ad vice gratis. , ,,... Address Dr. Hnrtmnn, President of The Hartmnn Sanitarium, Colurabue, Ohio. THE BEST POMMEL SLICKER IN THE WORLD , DC ARJ THU TBAPC tIARI i THOUGH OfTM H1ITATCB ASASAMLECOAT IT HA5 NO EQUAL evtmr iaf ALMUf i rftfl tnewiNS rukk uni or asmiwtj d NAT Wliri WRITING TO ADVERTISER pleaaa say ye saw Uaa aU.artlMuicat lax iMa papas. B. C. N. V. No. IT 190 BEGGS' BLOOD PURIFIEil CURES catarrh of the stomach. I 1 Bad Ooif' tfraa. 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