Dakota County herald. (Dakota City, Neb.) 1891-1965, January 20, 1900, Image 3

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Women IO ch-Klnhrr.
One of the most peculiar Industries In
which women ever enpijjc was that of
leecU-fislilnjt. Sixty years rro leeches
were In winch prenter dcnmnd thnn
they nre to-rtay, nnd Ihelr capture aud
ale proved .o profitable that women
were willing to make martyrs of them
selves for cash. It was mostly Scotch
women who engaged In the business.
They would wade In the shallow pools
of the Lincolnshire carrs, with their
legs bnred, until the entire surface of
their Ihiihs was cavcred with the slimy,
clinging creatures. When this stage of
the Qshlng was reached, they would go
shore, Orttg the leeches fromtlielr feed
ing ground, nnd put them In small
wooden Imrrels, which were then strap
ped on their hacks and taken to the
Scotch markets, where they were
rer.dily disposed of at good prices.
li liby, McNeill Iilbby.
The visitor passing through the plnnt
of Messrs. Libby, McNeill & Libby, Chi
cago, is tint only deeply interested in the
rutting moms, cooking kitchens, cnntiinif
department and the wonderful mechan
ical contrivances for accomplishing the
work speedily, but is greatly surprised
by the vnstness of their industry of pack
iutf nnd lu'eerving dainty meats and spe
cialties for consumers all over the world.
Some idea of the enormous business of
this firm eon bo obtained from the fact
that they require capacity for 3H),0UO
cattle and 1U0,(U0 sheep per nnutiin.
manufacture forty millions of cans a year
or an average of 140,000 cans a day. and
require 11,000 employes to meet the de
mands of their trade. Scud a postal
card for a booklet, "How to Make Good
Things to Eat."
A DllTerenir in Tnatcs.
"1 saw you kissing my daughter. I
don't like It, eir."
"Then you don't know what's good,
sir." Life.
Reward for Hnnratr.
When yon ask for CASCAttETS, Can
dy Cathartic, and the man offers you tab
lets in bulk or "something just as good,"
he is trying to swindle you. We are look
ing for dishonest deulers like that, for
they not only steal our reputation and
business, but endanger your health with
cheap, unreliable and fraudulent substi
tutes in order to make a few more cents
at your expense. Write us and furnish
us with the evidence to convict such
frauds and receive a liberal reward, at
once. Address Sterling Hemedy Co., Chi
cago or New York.
The spectacle or a motner-in-law rul
ing a homo is beyond question tin Im
posing scene
44 A Miss is As
Good as a Mile
' you are not entirely 'well, you are ill.
Illness docs not mean death's door. It is
a sense of weariness, a " tired feeling" a
life filled tvith nameless pains and suffer
ing. In 907c of cases the blood is to blame.
Hood" s Sarsaparilla is Nature's corrective
for disorders of the blood. 'Remember
1 n i A-'Ate
uz-fB li&sfm
mi ;r 1
nil
slice m
made u&fo
from the pick of the choic- V!1
est heef deliciouslv sea-
soned.
Put up in convenient
packages, enough for two
bi pies.
mm
t jo!t! for WkM "How Mftli
mi
Libby, McNeill & Libby. Chicago
W1'
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FOn 14 CENTS S
Wo witih to pain thiirrar 20O,(H0 W
iV new cuutomiT.i, ami fit'iiu oti'rr
1 Hf(ff. City i.ar.t.-n l(t tt, to U
i i.nuromjn Murk ft Lettuce, lc &
1 WtMwlP-rry AMuu, If 4,
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arli Dinner hi inn. loo lH
W ortto vi. uu, for 11 rent. qTui $a
Above 10 Pkjrs. worth fl.OC, -wo will
nuil you free, together with our
Ormt i a;i(i((, tfili iiK all atnt
nit all at'otit n
SALICR S MILLION DOLLAR POTATO Q
upon rttt-Hint uf ttiia not ire A 1 -lo. X
.1 know wIiho jfo oner try Hat 7.cr'(t Jk
iniiiLia. n iuyho iwuriraiie. nuu ...
jL'Uyi'aiHwU f.ni will nnter do uitlirmt Oi
A .Atatv Pri,eon Salxr'a Iimio-tai- 01
A rat uarliest I'omito (iiant on ubrtb. i vs. (tt
JOin A. Hil.XKK ttKBH (O., I i ( HOSSK, WIS. fi)
TO
Ely's Cream Balm
QUICKLY CURES
COLDmHEAD
Itrucitti, DO C!.
Apply Halm into narh nuttril.
fLhi liltua.,00 Wiri.ubt.,iN.V.
Cure a Conli or CoM at once
Conquers croup without (ail.
Is me liest tor in uiil hills. Otii.Dr.
Iluirst-nf. Wlinniiin-CdiiKli. nnil
for the cure of Consumption.
IM'th. r-irais-il. Dnctotsprt'ornbrit
braail uom ; quick, uuie resultH.
fnrll L IM J en' m i luinrCT J
fPOTATOES SfeSSi
j! l.nrg( -ec:! I'O l K '( O 4. row r r In An"-rlcK. jl.
fc V I'rlt'f I .ail A up. I. no
i nurinouisiumtioi rua. Ij
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'GEORGE KLEIN. Foil Mkinsw.
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f.-ieui.tf-'-l ii'"'1'
Theie!ffe TUB Er-
OUR BUDGET OF FUN.
HUMOROUS SAYINGS AND DO.
INGS HERE AND THERE.
Joke and Jokeleta that A r Supposed
to Have Been Recently Born-Saying
ad Boinga that Are Old, Curlona and
Laughab'a-The Week'a llnmor.
He That Miss Slmklns is awfully
shy. Isn't she?
She Yes. I Tvonder If she gets It
from her mother?
He No: from her father. I Imagine.
I understand he used to he a great
poker player. Chicago News.
Ordained,
"There's no reason why a politician
should not he honest."
"No: It's Jnst one of those things
that happens. There Is no particular
reason why grass shouldn't lie Mack;
but It's green, just the name." Phila
delphia North American.
At It Aitnin.
The Savace Hachelor I don't see
why a man should get nut fried when a
good parrot can be Imttght for $2..
The Sweet Young Tlilng-As usual.
woman Is at a disadvantage. A good
crlzzlv bear can't be Ismght for less
thnn ten times that. luilianatiolis .lour-
Till llopixncil in IMttttbtiri;.
Hotel tluest tns lire alarm sounds)
Does the tiro department here hitye
any difficulty In locating a lire?
Landlord Not any more than In any
other city, I suppose. Dut, why do
you ask?
Hotel 'Inest Well, it's so smoky
here I don't see how they ever tind the
lir. C'.tlcago News.
OheyiiiK Orders.
"Now, Tommy, give me a delinition
of ratio."
Tommy Please, sir. pa said I wasn't
to talk politics In school.
Cuutionnry.
(Slipping the ring ou her finger)
Let's keep this secret a little while,
darling. lo:i't s:iy anything about it.
(Iu a whisper)--1 won't, love till I
find out whether i he stone is genuine
or not. Chicago Tribune.
An Ktijoyuble Tram;!,
Mildred ifiom l'l:tlai!cl;.il.i)--You
don't scent lo like Kvelyn.
Penelope (from Ilostou) She shows a
lack of proper culture. Tills morning
she said she was going to take a tramp
up the mountain.
Mildred-Well?
Penelope Do you not think she
might choose as her escort one whose
social status is more in keeping with
her own? New York Press.
For Mcrcy'a Sake.
"His win?' -inline Is Mercy. She
keeps him busy, too."
"Doing what?"
"Why. running on errands of Mercy."
Philadelphia ltiillelin. ,
IJnttonlcss font.
Stubb You ought to !;o to the min
strels this week. Kcguhir li'.tton-liiisl-intr
jok s, they say.
Penn Velio's going ;o s-cw my but
tons on after they're b'.ited t fft You
duu'i. kao my wit'e, old man.
Kiuul I'ootint
:y;i;V
V. .'"1
"Why are ladies so fond of golf?"
"Well, you see. ii places tin in on
equal footing with the m-vi."
an
At the Tolls.
"A woman tried to vol? here t.i il;,y."
"llow'd you get rid of herV"
"Told her lo send il by mall, so that
It would be sure lo ivreivc "llieial at
tention." Philadelphia North Ameri
can. Then r In- Went Out.
Tom-What do you tuiul; she did
when 1 asked her In lei me be tl.e light
of her life?
Dick- I don't l;n iw. What?
Tom Turned nil? dov, u. - l'l:il;nlel
phia liiillctin.
Would Conic- Arniiiiil .;
They were KeHted hide by i-id i !!'
parlor tsofu and there v.umi'i tuuin
rfllW!.CiJ ''tween them for tin iirinueiit.
. f i . m w " ..,...,1 ,1 t.i
a b lss tul .1 n e ..n n jfriti(1
rlnil 01 c'
t.i i. verv
i luful."
i ,.,.r orni iimi"-
yoxl thing s lca:-eslV" he
, she cn l.t I i plied. "It
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l,.i..l1SI
(jh. well, never ml
said (ii-urgc.
right."- Chi-
"It w
HI eoine arouie.
cago News
K Ketort fini'".
The Automobile-
vou old sii" '.
I ot the way
e a has -been.
1-l.e lloi-- IVrliui
,de,ue tell we fr
1 m they cut
i!ut will you
part of your
porterhouse
ruM.
L li
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.w
One of Muny.
Qundds-llello. old boy! Yfhnl are
yon doing now?
Spacer Writing for the press.
(Juadds-Don't you find It ralliet
thanklct-a '.ort of work?
Spacer On the contrary, nearly ev
erything I write Is returned with
thanks. Chicago News.
The Motlvu Tower.
"Mrs. Lowdly dresses up nnd Roes
everywhere nnd hns a good time, but
one nerer sees her husbnnd. I sup
pose lie pays the bills, though, ned
stays In the background."
"Yes. In other words she Is one of
those airy creatures who have no visi
ble menus of support." Philadelphia
ltulletin.
Between Friend.
'1111 lllcf Mlfrn emit
... J...-. p. p, v v. .
"Indeed? Have you, then, rwelved
n great Inheritance?" Huinorlstlsche
P!ti otter.
Old Suylnvs.
Dick (describing the singer) She had
azure eyes; minstrel-Joke hulr
Ida One moment. Dick! What In
the world Is "minstrel-Joke hair?"
Dick Why, a rich chestnut, of
course. 4 Iris couldn't see through u
window with the glass out.
Three Bo tin In Oisicuine.
"Say, Dick, oom means uncle, doesu't
It?"
"Yes; I believe it's all the tsatae lu
Dutch."
"Well. It's been a great help to me
of late."
"You don't say."
"Yes, when Kdith asked -where my
overcoat was I told her down at ootn's.
Now, old chap, if I had said down at
uncle's she'd seen through It in a min
ute." Urlp of Steel.
Swipsy Me old man wua one of doso
friendly men. He'd catch hold of yer
ha nd 'a if wudn't let go.
I till y ( i rent Jimmy! Wuz he a cop
or a detective?
Aa to Hair and Wliihlicrs.
Why does u man's luilr ftill out be
fore his whiskers?
Hecnuse It Is at least twenty years
older. New York Press.
Horatio , P.arnes Stormer They used
'o call me a "ham." but little did I
dream 1 would ever llgure In a ".sand
wich." Tliere wevc ot'icj-
"T married you," lie observed, "for
yourself alone, but now "
It was clear that the honeymoon was
on its last les.
"Now I liml I have got the whole
family." New Yoi k Press.
Not l'art iculiir.
"She does all her own cooking, but
she says her husband hits the appetite
of a bird."
" loudness! Sb must mean tin ostrich."-Philadelphia
ltulletin.
Took II liu Cp.
She Will you buy me Unit hat?
He My precious little
She-Look here! You can either buy
me that but or you can love me
clous little. New York Presu.
pre-
A Mun of Met ill.
The orator Is what you call a man
metal "
or
"Why?"
"They call h!:u 'silver-tongued,' he
litis gold in his teeth, nnd he certainly
bus plenty of brass "-Philadelphia
KtiUctin.
I ii Fiji Society.
First Fiji llolle-Do you think she
has the face to be married with the
two-ring ceremony ?
Seeotid Fi.il P.rlle- Oil, yes, her flee
is certainly ample for two lings.- De
troit Journal.
i'rccioui iein story.
The ten things liti'l been cleared
away, and the head of the establish
ment was trying to lead the evening
paper, w hile his belter half busied-herself
with some fancy work, and at the
Millie time endeavored to interest him
in the gossip of Ihi tioiu'hliorhoiiil.
".Maria," said he, '!ati-!iri up from
Ms paper, "did you t er hoar Hie story
of precious jjcnis':"
"Why, no." she replied: "what Is II?"
"It's an id I time fairy legend that my
grandmother told mo when I was n
lmy," he continued, "about a woman
from whose liis there fell cither a d a
monil or si ruby every time she (-poke a,
word."
"Well, go on." she said.
""'lint's all there Is of it. Maria." lie
replied. "Hut I was Just thinking that
If such tilings happened nowdays I'd
oie!i a Jewelry shop the (list thing
in the tiioi'tiiii','.''
And then for thirteen consecutive
luiuutes silence l'ei-ti. d supreme.
The woman who marries a mun to re
form him seldom lives luii jf enough to
Uuibb the Job.
-
: Georgie's Gab i
"That's a Job some peeple might
Like," paw sed when we was SettlD
nrouud waltlu fer It to Ult tlmo lo Uo
to bed nite before last. "Itut thare's
whnre thny don't no what the cotitract
calls fer."
"Whnt job Is That?" maw ast,
"Heln a Emperor." says paw. "Look
at Willie over Tbare In (.Juruieuny.
Say, that lioy works overtime rite
along without extry pay, aud lie don't
git nieuny Saturday afternoons off nei
ther." "Why." maw Told him, "l thot kings
and queans and limperors dluen't Haft
to do nothln but sine state pnpers thay
never red and ride u round iu the park
to git a nappytite fer Dinner."
"That shows I done wise not goln In
fer n Diplomatic!; career after I mar
ried You," paw says. '"You'd make a
nice wife of a I'orren council with all
your Ignornncy of slch nffares, would
en't you? Sposen 1 was hired Hy the
(ovamtint, tlio, and was Sent over to
Purlin to see the l'.niporer. I'd go up
to the pallus and ring the ltd), and pur
ty Soon a Survctit would come, aud I'd
say:
" 'liood tnorncn. Is the Kmperur In?'
" 'No,' the Survent would say, 'he has
went out nlrcddy.'
" 'Whare Is lie?' I'd ast
" 1 fergit whether lie's opcnliui Ca
nal or I'nvallin a Statute or his grand
fnwther this lnornin,' the survent
would answer.
"Then I'd go In nnd set down nnd
Wate, aud pnrty soon the Kmperur
would come hurryiu In, dressed as a
kernel of the Yooluns. After we would
Shake bauds he would say:
" 'You must excuse me for a few min
utes. I (lot to preseut n meddlo to a
feller what Helongs to a Friendly pow
er. He's waltlu out In the Hall.'
"So he goes Into the Hod room nnd
purty soon he conies out lu the younl
form of a Drum major lu tlio Itooshen
army, nnd Goes nnd pins the meddle ou
to the man Pritin the friendly Power
and then Conies back, and I Start to
tell Him whnt 1 waut, and He looks at
his watch nnd Hollers:
"'Holy smoke! Here It Is a quarter
past 10 alreddy. I must go and lay the
comer stone Of n Chewlu (5uui fflck
try. Here's the Fninbly album full of
pictures of me what you klu look at
till I git Buck.'
"Then Ho Dresses Himself like a
Judge of the Soup preatu court Hurries
out so he won't miss the next car.
When he conies Pack ho only Jlst has
time to Dress up ns a admiral and (lo
to Lawuch a new tug Bote. Then It's
Time to git his picktttre taken In six
styles, nnd That takes Him twnty
miults, so when He (Jits thru He makes
a spcach to the asscmbuld multltood,
sayiu:
" '.My deer cl lldern. thare's only one
thing you got to Do to Be the graltest
pcepul oh erth. That's pay your Taxes
and Uemcmber That Thare's jlst one
Heel Thing worth while In this world
and I'm it. Always Remember it's me
That gives the word when the Whlssel
Blows and you'll Be happy. France
has n grnit army. I want to see that
slio In Partis uext year.'
"Then thny holler 'Hock, Hock' a few
tlnn8 nud 1 he Hired Jurl say's din
ner's reddy."
"Well," suys maw, "you mite tell
Him what you want while He's cntln."
"No," paw told Her, "thnt's one of
the Blzziest times of the Day fer him.
While the ineel Is goin on he has to
pose fer a Bust of Himself and Dlok
tate the muslek of nn opry lo Three
tlpe rlters. When he's thru eaten he
puts on the yoitnlforni of a kernel of
the Coldstreein gards and goes out and
wins a yot race frtini the 'prince of
wails and Takes Furst prize in a shoot
en match. Ou his way home he uii
'vnlls three monuments of Ills grand
father and sends frcmlly niessldges
to the Forren potenlaits.
"Well, I jl-t Rit fiVwlod to T'MI him
what I Dropt around fer when the
dock strikes :t, and he jumps up and is
(June. Purty soon he comes out of the
closet In the younlforui of a Turkish
pttshnw and says: t
"Excuse me. I got to rite n Letter
to the sultan congratulateii Him Becos
Him nnd his slxty-thurd wife Has a
Little boy.' After that's done He goes
back and Dresses himself like a tun cry
huntsman and goes out and Beats tin
Iteeord fer kitllti Stags. It's Beglntilu
lo (lit purty Late then, ami he's got to
open aiiitther canal, so I lion'f care to
wait enny Longer, and while He's lu
pnttln on a new younlforui I Duck out
of Tliare, nnd he telcfones me the next
morn in telliti How glttd he is that him
and this Country is on Slch frcmlly
relations."
"Paw," maw says.
"What," says paw.
"I'm glad you ain't no Empcrtir."
"Why?"
"Bccos If you had to Dress and on
dress thnt Fast you'd Have every Hut -tore
off luside of two Days ami you'd
never uo whare the pants was what
Belonged to your oilier Soot."
So paw got mad and Sed the whole
fanibly was always irylti to Kim him
Down and he woulden't tell us no more
about It. Chicago Times Herald.
rule Blue Air.
The color of pure liquid air Is a bcau
tll'itl pale blue. Before an Eastern col
lege recently was exhibited two kiiiii
ples of liquid ii If In glass tubes; one
was made from air which had been
washed to purify It from dust, soot
carbonic acid and other Impurities.
This, when condensed, was a pale blue
liquid: II llier sample was made by
comb using Mime of l he air of the lect
ure room 'hi which the audience was
assembled, and was an opaque, black
ish tliild, fi'seniblliig soup in appear
ance. It would appear as if condensed
samples of air might afford nn easy
means for eompnriug dilfcrent kinds of
contamination. It may be possible
some day to supply rf.ir hospitals of
tropical omitt'l"s where the natural
air supply is bad, ami the neecsslty
for a better one very pressing, with
beautiful blue country air, guaranteed
absolutely pure. This can never be
accomplished, however, until sonic
means h.-ne been provided for trans
porting liquid air to considerable dis
tances without enormous losses, caused
by its return to Its former state.
ltoant bMf tbat 1h not well tloue i
a nun t b in t;.
Madam IMmaacna.
Compared with Jerusalem, Damascus
Is Parisian. The Jerusalem air presses
heavily with Its melancholy past. Half
a score of sects make It a rendezvous
for pillage or for mummery, and Irs
memorials of Imperishable events have
to ts looked at through the dust of per
ished dynasties. It Is mystic, solemn,
arcane. Damascus Is practical, posi
tive and even merry. The wall of Israel
sounds along th arid valleys of Zlon,
but Damascus sings a voluptuous carol
by means of Its Ice cool, fabled river.
The tinkle of Its bells mingles forever
with the gurgle of Its waters, aud
above all you hear the silvery laughter
of the Syriau girls and catch tho
dancing humor of their dark eyes
through their little veils. Jerusalem
has Its austere character to sustain. Its
teniplm are tombs. Its weight of poig
nant history keeps It grave. But In
Damascus you are under no obligations
to the past that the preseut cannot
make you forget. Its Innumerable shut
tles and armories call you back to tho
bustling exigencies of life. The coffee
bazars defy inclaurboly. So this
stranded city on the shores of time j
the gold on whose mosques never corrodes-basks
In the sun and eats figs
merrily, Just as It did wheu Saul of
Tarsus Journeyed that way. -Harper's
Magazine.
Violets Chemlcaltv fer fumed.
As violets are mm h lu evidence along;
the London thoroughfares, writes a
correspondent, the following lucldcnt
may be of Interest. I was In a chem
ist's shop when a coster girl entered
with a large basket of violets and set It
on the floor. I bought h buuch and
then noticed the chemist's assistant
pass a small glass phial to the girl, tho
contents of which she emptied Into tho
basket. "Tricks or trade," said the
chemist, with a smile, while the mer
chant gave him a look of sly humor
from uudcr her hat. "What was thnt
she bought?" 1 asked. "A penu'orth of
wood violet." he replied "Those French
vloleta don't smell. They rest on moist
moss In the basket, and the moist moss
absorbs the perfume. That peun'onh
will sell the basket." Then ho told me
that a "penn'orth" of musk perfume
was used to Improve the selling quality
of puts of musk, nud that he bad had a
hawker similarly ask: "A penn'orth
of white rose, Guv'tmr." As 1 went
away I figured to my mind an old lady
bending over that basket In response
to the merchant's observation: "Fresh,
ma'am? Just smell for yourself."
Loudon News.
A Mile a Minute.
Sixty miles an hour Is the merest
commonplace to the mind of lhv up-to-date
railroad mnn, but It means other
things besides those described that nre
wonderful to the outsider, ft means
a steam pressure of twenty tons ou each
piston head every tenth of a second.
It means that up In the cab the tl reman
Js throwing Into the furnace two-thirds
of a ton of coal every hour; one engine
bt:rii! coal faster than ten men can
mine It. u means two quarts of oil
every hour to keep her Journal box
greased and everything running
smoothly.
t'OMNihir.
"Pa. why aie they called practicing
physicians?"
"I guess it's because so many of them
merely practice upon their patients un
til the latter either succumb or get well
In spite of tlio practice." Chicago
News.
Cntnri'li Cannot. Itn Cured
with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as thny cannot
resell tlio sent o( the disease. Cahirrll In 11 lilnoil
or ciiiistltiitiniml disease, and In order to enru It
you must take Interim! rcniHclli'a. Hull's Catarrh
Cure Is taken Internally, and sets directly on tlio
blood and mucous nic nous. Hull's Catarrh Cure
Is not a quack medii'lne. It whs preserllii'd liy
0110 ot the best physicians lu this country fur
years, and Is a reitulitr rescrlitliiii. It is euui
posi'd of tint best tunics knnn 11, combined with
tlio best bliiod iurltlerskui'.tiiK directly oil the
mucous surfaces. Tim perfect cniiilili.tilloii of
tint two Ingredients Is what produces such
wonderful results lu curing Catarrh. Send lnr
tesllllMilllals, tree.
K. J. CM KN KY ft ('.. Props., Toledo. ().
Sold by DniKulsts, price 7.1c.
Mukinu ICvirylnxl.v Happy.
"What Is your theory or IlleV"
"I think everybody our;! t to have l:!j
own way about everything."
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KvoluVJn of the Cranberry.
The cranberry is a product of the
country's development, coming forward
In the Inst fifty years from a small,
hard, bitter berry to a handsomely
shaped and good-sized fruit. As the
quality hns Improved the berries have
lucrensed In popularity with consumers,
until supplies nre hardly sutllclent to
satisfy normal demands. Khode Island
was the first state to apply scientific
methods to cultivation, and the system
adopted there has extended to other
states, notably Massachusetts, New
Jersey and Wlsconsl
An Appeal to Humanity Generally.
We need your assistnnee In announc
ing to the world the grentest remedy
that Science hns ever produced, and you
need our assistance to secure relief for
yourself and friends through Swansou's
"R-DKOPS." s
A HKMEDY St ritKMK.
As surely as the American Navy has
conquered and will conquer all tlist op
poses it. so will ".VDKOPS" ncfailiiisly
conquer all diseases like Iihcumatlsm.
Sciatica. Neuralgia, Kidney Troubles,
Lumbngo, Cntnrrh of all kinds. Asthma.
Dyspepsia, Backache, Sleeplessness,
Nervousness, Heart-Weakness, Tooth
ache, Earache, Creeping Numbness.
Bronchitis, etc., etc., or any disease for
which we recommend It. "R DUO PS" is
the name and the dose. Trial bottles
2ric. Large bottles, containing 3(H) doses,
$1.00 prepaid by mail or express. Six
bottles for $.".00.
Why suffer pnin and agony when for
such a small nmonnt you run obtain the
relief for which you have been so long
waiting? Don't wait! Write now, and
the Swiinson Hhenmntic Cure Co., 104
Lake St., Chicago, III., will Immediately
give your order attention.
A Barnyard Hngr.
"No," said tho feathered philosopher
of the barnyard; "there Isn't a turkey
that can be snld to be truly happy until
after Christmas." Philadelphia North
American.
What Is Hpolcz?
Salter's catalog tells all about this
wonder, also Million Dollar Potato. If
you farm you need it. Largest Veueta
Ide Seed Orowers in America. Send this
notice ami l()c in stnmps for 10 Bare
Farm Ssniples and Catalog to John A.
Siilzer Seed Co., La Crosse, Wis.
HI .a of Sahara.
The Sahara Desert Is three times as
large ns tlio Mediterranean.
To Cnre m Cold In One Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund the money if it falls to cure,
'c. K. W. Grove's signature is on each box.
Taxea Bicycles In Prance.
Frnuee receives $1)70,000 u year from
taxes ou bicycles.
Piso's Cure for Consumption cured a
case of Pneumonia after the family doe
tor nave up nil bopc. M. F. McDowes,
CouowiiiKo, Md.
Strret Itepaiilnt; in Berlin.
In Berlin all street repairing Is done
at night.
Mr. Vlnlw mikitkimo HTitnr Mr itni(irti
trt-ttiinif : Nct'tcnm Hit iruiiiH. i-canct-s lliSnmiiialliiu,
kiU) iaiii. cure wind ouilu. 'AvuuIji ii 1miii.
Some men take time ami others hnve
It given to them convicts, for Instnnce.
CASTOR 8 A
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears the
Signature of
Ttel le ho iiui. rlolir cifBttt
i, iiirn. f our Ufti
mPV bent Itiktl
(ICarrd Kiirllrit Cora
iiroiimi mermiaurenivn f rati tmrta, to iodb
hmj pur fti'Mt. Whl flour I tit ettrvwham. Hftliff mm to,
TIbPc bffuveat rout on tartb for h, hi ntl ctHt. Will ffttuni
lliMi t Hn. lb. Vnml bill
efftual !.rcil
38 PkQ Barllest
THB MILLION
n a: Fjiv. vj t it n
r))airt o(i miltr M rtb; oourmituaii rtltn, alM
tyMlltThtfib triiii puin' oa nb, Utpu to tt& tlay.
For 10. 8tnmi J ihU Ntlr Mud
10 fk,a. Urtaia, lirn uiitl r rn h arm He north 4 I O tm
ft a Btarl, sin) girni wwrt l'nlloft telllnff iou nil about mimt
Ao- Hrl r1i niT 6 k ilid elm rm nnd cr Tr on LB Ma
Hburr. UUIot. Vlrti nntl Cow bonai. took, ou. c.N.
.nun A CM
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are packed away in your insides and must be kept clean,
in order and doing: business.
It's a long way, with many turns and pitfalls to catch
the refuse and doe the channel if not most carefully
cleaned out every day.
When this lone canal is blockaded, look out for
trouble furred tongue, bad b.cnth, belchine of eases,
yellow spots, pimples and boils, headaches, spitting up of
food after eatine- an all-around disgusting nuisance.
Violent pill poisons or griping sztfs are danger
ous to use for cleaning out the bowels. TJiey
fcrce out the obstruction by causing violent
spasms of the bowels, but they leave the in
testines lueak and even less able to keep up
regular movements than before, and make a
larger dose necessary next time.
Then you have the pill habit, which kills more peeple
than the morphine and whiskey habits combined.
The only safe, gentle but certain bowel cleansers are
sweet, fragrant CASCARETS, because they don't force
out the foecal matter with violence, but act as tonic on
the whole 30 feet of bowel wall, strengthen the muscles
and restore healthy, natural action. Buy and try them!
(Look out for imitations and substitutes or you can't get
results. Cascarets arc never sold in bulk. Look for the
tradle-m.rk, the long-tailed
uuiyii .in tmiriiy
i , - e i t . .
prpr.ptly Knu permanently
ind
MadeCLESiiffROMby
Made CLE
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only and c!ws in tl.e tlht bhi' "fTf J;',hT
. mi.i hoi with tha luc
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needy mortal, who cai.)t ffor(. to
Auurcy. cnnV wmwi, Company,
Keeps ""
My Hair
Soft
"l nve used your Hiir
Vigor for ve jreiri nd im
gretttj pleased with it. It cer
tainly rcstorei the original color
to gray hair. It keeps my hair
soft and smooth. It quickly
cured me of some kind of humor
of the scalp. My mother used
your Hair Vigor for some
twenty years and liked it very
much. Mrs. Helen Kilkenny.
New Portland, Me., Jan. J. '99.
aminis mm
Used.
Twenty Years
We do not know of any other
hair preparation that has been
used in one family for twenty
years, do you ?
But Ayer's Hair Vigor has
been restoring color to gray hair
for fifty years, and it never
fails to do this work, either.
You can rely upon it for
stopping your hair from falling
out, for keeping your scalp
clean and healthy, and for mak
ing the hair grow rich and long.
ll.O a tctllt. All dntfltf.
Write the Doctor
I f yon do not obta In n'.l the benefits you
dciifa from the uneof the Vigor, wirite
tUe Doctor about It. Addrras,
Dr. J. ( Aveii, Lowell, Mass.
Millions of Acres
Of Cholon Agricultural
Lands now opened for
tettlrment In Wostern
('Mtatlii. lien U grown
thei-ek-brau-d No. I Hard
Wht-ai. which brluvi ih
htiheit price In the roar
kt.-ts of tho world. Thou
sands of ratlin am fat-
tcnt-d for uiHrkei without being fud Rriiln, and
without a duy's sht-lt'-r. Si-ml fer information and
st-i'iirt- a fn- home In Western Canada. W rile to
tv IVillt-y, Supt. Imuiiiiratlon, UttHWa, Canada, or
the uiuli rsiiiifil, who will nmil you atlsses. pam
phlets, etc., free of oott: N. flartholomew, 308
l-'irtli Stree. lies Moines, Iowa, Agent for ihe Gov
ernment of Ctuada.
U AM A PCD1" evcrv county In tlio t'nltetl
IflHIlKuCrl NUUcs to liHiullo tho best pnylng
business known. New, legitimate nnd cohabit.
Terms free. Address, I'HOKN I X CO.. DepU
II, 114 West .14lh Ht., New York. City.
PENSIONS
Get tour, rmaion"
DOUBLE
OUICKI
Writs Cut. O'fARBtil.. Pssr.os Aat.WhiitM. 0.0.
IIKN WHITINO TO ADVERTISER
please say tun tun the kUvartlsamauC
in this puper.
S. C. N. If.
No. 3-1900
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In te kcil ot't n krtb. Malier
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iUrTiio)ilouterfriiif, BUttmjw
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.ft,..
l.'H). ton In RroW. halier up to I
flrnvtrt. Union m4 nnly oua. a lb.
Voyetabloe, pootpnld,C.00
DOLLAR POTATO
7ro Qrcr.ro I AfDoccc.,,.J.f
aK3 HaUKaS
44 Cn on the box.) 'You will
natural way your OOWCis-WlU DS
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CiincsiraK ar never
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ALL
DRUGGISTS
bu we wU mall a 01L frCl..
Chicago or New York.
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