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A HUNDRED YEARS FROM NOW.
A hundred years from now
the world will be much changed,
Although some things
will still remain the same .
The same stage jokes we hear today ,
Will do their duty still
and feel no shame .
Likewise the janitors will then be kings
And rule their subjects
who reside in flats
And when we go to see a play, we'll find
In front the same dear women
with enormous hats
A hundred years from now.
A hundred yearsirom now
Joe Jefferson will play
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as he did of old.
And Lillian Russell still be
marrvin? men. and then
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"OLD DADDY DO-FUNNY."
Ruth McEnery Stuart, in January St.
Nicholas:
"Ok Daddy Do funny,
How you come on ?"
"Poly, thank Gord, honey ,
Poly dk morn
My ole spine it's sort o stiff,
An my arms dey 'fuse to lif,
An'de miz'ry's in my breas ,
An' I got de heart distress ,
An' de growin' pains dey lingers
In my knee j'ints an' my fingers ,
But Tin tcell, praise God, dis morntn'."
"Ole Daddy Do funny ,
W hat cuycus talk !
I4 ow is you well, when you
Can't even walk?"
"Hush, you foolish chillen, hush !
What's dat singin' in de brush?
Ain't dat yonder blue de sky?
r eel de cool breeze passin' by 1
Dis ok painful back and knee,
Laws a-mussy, dey uin t vie,
An' Tm icell,praise God, dis mornm'."
''G I areton says his play has been de
nounced by all thn dramatic critics, and
yet he is worried."
"What about?"
"He is afraid that won't be enough to
insure his success. Town Topics.
"I've written a play, but I can't get
any one to read it."
"What are you going to do?"
"I thinklehall publish it in
form "Town Topics.
book
Divorcing them, before the bonds are cold.
And Hetty Green will yet be here with
Mary Ellen Lease, whose voice
Will ring in strident tones
above the earth
To make the grinvissgruntled ones rejoice
A hundred years from now.
A hundred years from now
'We'll hear the news
That war in, Southern Africa is o'er
And maybe Aguinaldo
will be bagged
And the Fihpines, be pacified some more.
A hundred years from now.
A hundred years from now
We may in Puck and Judge
Discover jokes will really make us laugh .
And magazines may print a bit
Besides their advertising chaff .
And when we go to church some
Sunday morn,
'Well hear a sermon
that is bright and new,
And find somewhere
among the multitude ,
A friend that in adversity proves true .
A hundred years from now.
A hundred years from now,
the most of us
Will not stand shiv ring in wintry cold ,
Yet we will still be kicking like a mule
For this is human nature ,
young or old.
A hundred years from now.
A hundred years from now
Bill Bryan may be president
You cannot always tell you know
And stcond girls will be more kind,
The cooks considerate,
remain a week or so .
'Women may have learned
to leave a car,
And not fall sprawling prone
unon the eround.
And wicked boys who smoke
the sickly cigarettes
Perhaps in all the earth
cannot be found
A hundred years from now.
Adapted from W.R. Dunroy, in
The Sioux Gty Tribune."
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