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About The courier. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1894-1903 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 19, 1901)
n tggUktorical SwieiJJiiiJUbritj. i - in " sr i -i-"-- k . it THB GOURIBR. 12 i i A HUNDRED YEARS FROM NOW. A hundred years from now the world will be much changed, Although some things will still remain the same . The same stage jokes we hear today , Will do their duty still and feel no shame . Likewise the janitors will then be kings And rule their subjects who reside in flats And when we go to see a play, we'll find In front the same dear women with enormous hats A hundred years from now. A hundred yearsirom now Joe Jefferson will play InRipVanWinkel as he did of old. And Lillian Russell still be marrvin? men. and then Wtytebrcast THE -TRY THE- mmmm DriTBrWorlel?AMFWx I GbiVEbAND NUT 4.()0 t . Of floe lOD fo. lit Telephone SO S "OLD DADDY DO-FUNNY." Ruth McEnery Stuart, in January St. Nicholas: "Ok Daddy Do funny, How you come on ?" "Poly, thank Gord, honey , Poly dk morn My ole spine it's sort o stiff, An my arms dey 'fuse to lif, An'de miz'ry's in my breas , An' I got de heart distress , An' de growin' pains dey lingers In my knee j'ints an' my fingers , But Tin tcell, praise God, dis morntn'." "Ole Daddy Do funny , W hat cuycus talk ! I4 ow is you well, when you Can't even walk?" "Hush, you foolish chillen, hush ! What's dat singin' in de brush? Ain't dat yonder blue de sky? r eel de cool breeze passin' by 1 Dis ok painful back and knee, Laws a-mussy, dey uin t vie, An' Tm icell,praise God, dis mornm'." ''G I areton says his play has been de nounced by all thn dramatic critics, and yet he is worried." "What about?" "He is afraid that won't be enough to insure his success. Town Topics. "I've written a play, but I can't get any one to read it." "What are you going to do?" "I thinklehall publish it in form "Town Topics. book Divorcing them, before the bonds are cold. And Hetty Green will yet be here with Mary Ellen Lease, whose voice Will ring in strident tones above the earth To make the grinvissgruntled ones rejoice A hundred years from now. A hundred years from now 'We'll hear the news That war in, Southern Africa is o'er And maybe Aguinaldo will be bagged And the Fihpines, be pacified some more. A hundred years from now. A hundred years from now We may in Puck and Judge Discover jokes will really make us laugh . And magazines may print a bit Besides their advertising chaff . And when we go to church some Sunday morn, 'Well hear a sermon that is bright and new, And find somewhere among the multitude , A friend that in adversity proves true . A hundred years from now. A hundred years from now, the most of us Will not stand shiv ring in wintry cold , Yet we will still be kicking like a mule For this is human nature , young or old. A hundred years from now. 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