THE COUX.J.X, HERE AND THERE IN OMAHA. Omaha haa at the present tltno an ele phant of the white variety on her handn. This aforesaid animal ia ntf less thantV Groaler America Exposition, called by somo the Groitwr America Imposition, and by others the deserted village. TIimih was a time when O nalin, Btnroyed, himI full of hope, gave the to be and ha lot t nny predictions of failure for the u d i. taking. "Boycott?'' well Iguepsno ! Tie state could not do such a thing. Tim people woulJ havtf' to corno" ti Oinah:, and if they cams to O.naha they w ndil certainly gi' out to see Iho bij,' huo. Mies the Midway? Uh huh never! Dut on tbeq. t. there has been a wonderful change in the attitude of the metropolis and at the present timo the cold clammy fact has percolated through the density of many OmahanB and they new know that the people of the state can at ay away and that right heartily. It has been only within the last two weeks that the iron bsB been driven home. Every week the managera of the oxpa sition would say softly to themselves "Now this weok the' people will surely come. They have been busy cutting their grain, or they aro engaged in put ting away their crops," but the weel s rolled on like the tireless How of the river and the crowds at the exposition were not of proportions sufficient to catch a hen. The promoters then said "Well when we whoop her up hurrah for AkSar Ben, then the yokels will come in. We will bang out a tine bait of free parades and all that doncherknow and they will come." but alas and alack the peoplo did not come to see free parades. Then it was that the members of the committee in charge took a tumble and said unto themselves, "Yea, verily the people of the state have handed us ice in great quantities.' Why did we not know t is before, then would we have' cut the ice into chunks and sold it,' thereby making much pelf." Then it was that a man on a street car said'o'ne night, with a bitter mile on his face 'The peoplo of the state have not only boycotted the expo sition but they have boycotted ostracis ed Omaha as well. I verily believe if we paved the grand court of the white city with twenty dollar gold pioceB, that we could not get a crowd out there." It ia actually lonesome out at the ex position this year. Where last year the millions of feet' kept the pavements hot, thibyear there are 'out a few stragglers and they pass on with a weary expres sion and seem to feel that they have wandered into' the place by mistake. Day after day a thousand or so people (a meagre number for so great a place) gather and are chased from one place to another to see the attractions. The lit tle crowds are nursed carefully and en ticed from wire walker to sham battle, from band concert to Midway with a brass band, the promoters watching with anxious eyes to see that no one gets away, for it looks so very bad to be giv ing a show to empty benches. A man said one day that the export tion this year was a fine thing for peo plo with pulls. Those w 10 have been at t.be head of the thing have an opportun ity to Bhow their friends favors by pre senting paBBea, and it is said that thero are only 12,000 passes out at'tbe present time, a great portion of them being held by Omaha; South Omaha, and Council Bluffs people. So when the people who get into the show free are all there it makes a nice 'crowd, but alas there is little money in it for the.men behind the show. " " ., " The Ak-Sar-Ben parades ,werp rosy, but they were witnessed by Omaha peo ple almost exclusively. The Thursday) night parade in honor of' the coiiiug" of the king whs out of the most richly bociutuul prtgeHiir that w"h nver hii in the west. Tbo Moats wero beautiful beyond dcacriptionwlth their rauliitudi nous electric llgh'8 shlniig in' in ill l- o!oied globes. Scenes from operAs wt re i! wn tnd it 03tned like n prjuiesun of , Hinges Tbo ball too was a great -ff dr. I'no dm was died with Iho beauty ai.d Mu chivalry of the city. Ttwe wrro filching lights the bweet perfumes of i'v'ry kind of flowore; tbo glint of jewels and the Hush of bright eyes. There wero gowns worth fabuloua sume, elo pineshouIdera,fair as marble and as cold for tbo night waa chilly and ihero was no way to heat the vast room. There was mutic such aa angels might doli;ht to dance- to and everything to make a night of merriment and joyousness. The king strutted in his finery, 'the queen followed and thra was a brilliant nee no of coronation. It wa9 a fitting close to a groat week, but under' the sweet music wbb an undercurrent of diBcord, and in the honey'was the taste ofgail. The people of the state had failed to come. The gorgeous bait had failed to catch the countryites, and gloom settled like a fog at sea over the city on the Big Muddy. The Rounder. HUMBOLDT AND HIS VALET. "Some- Famous Men of Our Time" is the title of a chuptor of reminiscences in the October Century, in which the Hon. John Bigelov7 presents Von Buneen's recollections of his friends. The paper teems with anecdotes of famous people, amongst others that of universal genius Humboldt. , Von Bunsen told me that Humboldt in hid latter daya waa completely under the influence of a rascally valet named Seiffert, and, to the dieguet of bis friends, bequeathed to him all hia ef fects, of little value, it Is true, f Jr the old man left no property of any account. Even bis private letters and papers went to the wretch. The king and"tho' -queen, -said Von., Buneen, were tor years in the habit of sending Humboldt a present on his birthday. At length it became difficult to know what would be acceptable to the old man, whose w-inta were so few and tastes so simple. It waa their habit to send an aide-de-camp to bim a few weeks before his birthday to ascertain, it he could, the sort of gift likely to be most acceptable to' him,' and whatever that niiyht bo, of courso, it was cent. Shortly previous to one of these anniver saries, and in reply to a similar inquiry, t the royal couple' got word that the phil-, osopher would be pleased to .receive a double bed. They wondered what in the world could have put it into Hum boldt's head to ask for a double bed, having probably never slept in one in all his life, and having beea habituated from childhood to the least luxurious sleeping arrangements imaginable. The old man died, however, before the ex pected birthday anniversary arrived. It' then transpired that the provident valet had concluded itwou d be a nice thing for him ana his wife to have a spick-" and-epan new bed with the royal arms upon it, and had taken advantage of the king's regard for Humboldt to try. get ting one at their Majesties' expense. Duriog the famous Congress at Vien na, already . referred to, each of the several monarcba present waa the guest of some nobleman. On one festive oc casion Baron Rothschild was invitetl pan exception. .He modestly went to take his place, not among the more ex alted guests, When tney discovered Rjthschild, however, they all rose, one after the .other, and saluted bim, except the Kieg of Prussia, Someone asked ito kiai WQy be did not salute the great .European banker. "Did 1 not?" be replied "Well, I suppose it - was. because 1 was the only one who did. not owe hjm anytbriBg."- This reminds one., of a line io 009 of Pope's satires: I never tatwtttdt I was aot in debt. i (2LBB8- i LOUISA L niGKKT?S. HMHMtMOlMIMMMIMIM CALKS All OF THE CLUBS OF KEORAHKA Oi rubor ,. 7, Curront Literature Woman e..,. Fremont 7, Dullness Mooting, Woman's club, Columbus 7, 8un mor Remiulicenctt, Hist, ft Art. Howard 9, Hugh Capot, Crusader, Woman's c.Mluden 0, R?c. and Pros.addrosi, Woman's c, Lincoln 0, Growth of tho Amor Press, 9orosis,Linco)n ' 10. Houso of Burgundy, Contury e.... .Lincoln .. (Current Lltoraturc, Frlenda in "( Council FallaClty It, Domestic Economy meats, Woman's c, . : Kxetor 12, Washington Irving, Blent, Cui.c, 8. Auburn IS, Hoc. ft Pros, address, Woman's c, Lincoln, , I Characteristics of Victoria andHor Reign ,8'1 Woman's 0 , Ashland . j Settlement of N. Y., History depart ( m nt, Woman's c Lincoln 18, Italy, Hall in Grovo Lincoln ,A J Wagner and bis influence, If atinen Musi- lu I cat .- Lincoln . j English writers, Milton, Dryden. Bunyan, H I Frlonds in Council . . .-. Tecumteli I Withdrawal of Romans from Franco and 18 Germany. Rlso of Franks. Invasion of ( Baraceus, V oman's 0 Dandno 18 Amnr. Colonization, M. Barnoy c.Fullorton 18 Tho Germanic Kingdoms, Cosyc.Teiumsoh THE Officers of the General Federation of Women's clubB'.' , President Mrs. Hebecca D. Lowe, Atlanta, Ga. Vice Prceideno-Mr. Sarah S. Piatt, Denver, Colo. Recording Secretary Mrs. Emma A. Fox, Detroit, Midi. Corresponding Secretat y Mrs.George W Kendrick, Philadelphia, Pa. Treasurer, Mre. Phillip N. MooreSt. Lou id, Mo. Auditor Mrs. C. P. Barnes, Louis, ville.Ky. State Chairman Mrs. Louisa L. Rick etts, Lincoln, Nebr, Officers of the State Federation of Women's clubs; , PresidentMrs.., S. 0. Lang worthy, Seward. Vice President Mrs. Anna L. Apper son, Tecumseh. Recording Secretary Mm.F. Hi Sack ott, Weeping Water. Corresponding Secretary Mrs. D. G. McKilJip, Seward, Treasurer, Mrs. H. F- Doane, Crete, v Librarian Mrs." G. M. Lambe'rtson Lincoln.- 1 ' . ' raent, or lack of punctuality for 1 '' 1 reasons amounts to discount sj , pi injustice, to the other mrnili-ih .. r club. Now discourtesy vn hju-tuo are charges under Which 1 ln dun wo man, or any woman will tiu rest com fortably. It is charged that women will accept a slight headache, tho weather, the dressmaker, a caller, as a valid ex cuse to offer for her tardiness or absence from a meeting where the time and con venienco of many others msy be In volved. I remember the strong impres sion made upon my mind once, by the chairman of a committee saying to a lady who came in ton minutes late, "Mrs. you havo wasted fifty minutes of our valuable time." Never before had I eo realized that a membor of any body, aa a part of the whole, waa respon siblofortbe time lost by each member through her tardiness. We aro indeed "our brother's keoper." The tardy or unpunctual, woman must Buffer personal loss oft times, but that is of minor con sideration when it involves delaying others who have often overcome greater difficulties, and made real sacrifices that they might not break their engagement, Ineyitably club life must tend tD correct these faults, because tbo general respon sibility placed upon each member lends to diecouragu careless forgetfulnesa of the rights and feelingi of others, and to correct caprico and irresponsibility. There is a growing sentiment that club meetings should begin on time. Let the president open, the meeting on time if thero are two members present. Per haps if we restricted the quorum clause io our bylaws to business sessions, the moral obligations would be strong enough to bring out a prompt attendance. 'The "Street Vftl'rf witlPits pleasures, and fun 'and utibounde'd success, is a, thing of the past. The bright fall days of Nebraska Were sever more glorious and with tb(is0new cluVyetr there are opportunities to do better work. Club work can, arid should be1' better ths year than it' was last, The1 world is get ting better and wiser each year. And this is especially true in"' club life. As long as the world moves we cannot stand still. Without our volition we go back ward if we are not going forward. If we stand'etili the fellow ahead will soon be out of sight, while the fellow behind will pass us. Relatively the true way to consider this life we shall soon' be way, behind. Then let us as club wo men be swift with unselfish deeda and kindly thoughts, for We "may not pass this way again." Are women as irresponsible as charg ed? Do they fail to keep engagements, and are tbey lacking in punctuality? If we answer the last two questions affirma tively we will ask another, vis , will cltb life help to correct them? Does club life tend to develop a keener sense of social responsibility in women? I think it does. The woman who joins a club and voluntarily assumes the obligations thereof, in a aense pledges herself, aa a part of a certain whole, which she with others hopes to make perfect. She promises to meet so often and. at such ah hour, Failure to keep that appoint Tho natural tendency of club life is to combino work and study. There' is a general recognition that they are equally valuable,' and tho short history of womBns'ciub-j demonstrates that very often 'the clubs that take moat activo in terest in educational or philanthropic work, are those which carry o'a a thorough' and systematic courso of study. In the larger cities out womena clubs aro surrounded .by conditions whiuh naturally enlist the sympathies and energies of philanthropic women And leti it be said to the credit of womens clubs in theso large centersthat tbey 'are making every por sible effort to ameliorate the condition ot'thenpo'oY ind unfortunate.' Actlve'lnterest In edttca tionaV matters has become. Universal with club women. " . " lumU It is expected tnkt tne new finance committee of the state federationlira,. Doane of Crete, and Mrs? Lambertson of Lincoln, will 'have tome'deflnite"lar to present at the coming ariniial meeting to increase the income eo that it will meet the expenses of federation . ' " The Fifth Annual meeting of the NV F. W. C. will be held' at,. York in l'the second week of October. The railroad have grarited one and one third rates on the certificate plan If one hundred or more are presented. 'The ladies of York supply rooms in private residences while rates have been eecured at hotels and boarding houses. The following program must commend itself to the club women of Nebraika and we'1 be speak for thia annual meeting a large at tendance; " PROGRAM. Tuesday, October 10. jV. ; 2 p. m. Meeting of the executive board 3 p. m. Meeting of board of directors.. 8 p. m; Reception of delegates " friends. Wednesday, October ' ' 9 p. aa. Invocation, TPH ' Mrs. Address of Welco- ""Mr 1. '. 'If