'A CHit IHvtorical So' ' THE COURIER. A L'IRELANDE. O Irlande, grand pays du shillelagh et du bog, Ou les patriots vont toujours ce qu'on appelle le whole hog Aujourd'hui je prends la plume, moi qui est vieux Pour dire au grand patriot Parnell, "How d'ye do?,' "Widows which perhaps another, Sailing o'er life's solemn main, Some forlorn and shipwrecked brother, Seeing, may take heart again" "A sigh sent wrong A kiss that goes astray A sorrow the years endlong So they say. So let it be! Come the sorrow, the kiss, the sight They ire life, dear life all three And we diet Here is a Wordiworthian sonnet, writ ten by a Cambridge undergraduate, unique for its aptness and the soundness of its criti cism ''Two voices are there; one is of the deep; It learns the storm cloud's thunderous melody, Now roars, now murmurs, with the changing sea, Now bird-like pipes, now closes soft in sleeps And one is of an old half-witted sheep, Which bleats articulate monotony, And indicates that two and one are three, That grass is green, lakes damp, and mountains steep; And, Wordsworth, both are thine. At certain times .Forth. from the heart of thy melodious rhymes The form and pressure of high thoughts will burst; At other times Good Lord! I'd rather be Quite unacquainted with the A. B. C. Than write such hopeless rubbish as thy Worst. Literature. A MAD MONARCH'S FREAK. "At the timo tho malady of Ludwig, II, tho mad King of Bavaria, was at its worst, he gavo ordore that thirty of his finest borucB should be put in the best condition possible for a raco," writes Prof . J. II. Qoro in tho July Ladies' Home Journal. "When tho ro port catno that no further improvement could bo aiado, ho bad thorn brought in to an open tield whoro every concoivablo form of noise-making dovico had been stationed. Tho horses wore tiad to posts 11 nd tho King from ud elevated stand gavo the signal that started tho flare of trumpets, the booming of cannon, tho tiring of bombs, and other outlandish noises. Tho hqrses roared, plungod, struggled to get free, and finally break ing looso, Btartsd in the wildest of gal lops from this bodluin. But toward whatovor corner of tho Hold they fled tho wore stoppod by noises juBt as terrifying, and Bent to another quarter to bo frightoned agaiu and again. When tho horses bocame too tired to run well, the King found tho spectacle uninteresting and ordered tho orgy to coaso. By this cruel froak tho Royal stables loBt a number of their mo6t valuable animals." Inspector A female olephant is about to land without declaring anything duti. able. Colloctor Search ovory compartmont of her trunk for diamonds and jewelry, This may bo another dodge. TUB IMPRESSION DANIEL WEB STER MADE UPON HIS CONTEMPORARIES. In ono roBpect Daniel Webster is tho most Btriking llguro in our history, and ono of tho few moBt striking figures in all hiBtory. That is, in tbo impression ho made on ovorybody that, groat as wore hiB achiovomonte, ho whs himself greater than his greatest aahiovoment. Franklin, Webster and Emorson aro tho threo groat New Englanders. Each of thorn whs a great public teacher. If Webster did not lack, at lonst bo did not manifest, Franklin's wondorful common-sonBo, as applied to common things and common life. Ho bad not Emerson's ptofound spiritual discern mont or wondorful poetic instinct. But his iutolloct Booms liko a vast quarry When you havo excavated tho groat rocks at tho surface, you know there is an inoxhaustible supply loft. When ho died, tbo people felt aa if the corner stono of the Capitol had beon removed; as if tho olephant had died that bore thounivorso on bis back. Emerson's portraituro of Webster at Bunker Hill is made up of a few strokes. But it reveals the wholo secret. Groat as wore tbo things that Wobstor said, profound ub was his reasoning, lofty as are the Mights of biB imagination, stir ring as are bis appoals to tho profound ost passions of bis countrymen, tbere is a constant fooling that Jove is behind these thunderbolts. That is tbo con trast between him and so many other orators. Even in Choate and Phillips you aio admiring the phrase and the elocution, and not the men. In Web ster you are thinking of tbo man, and not the phrasjs. The best things that he said do not seem to his listener to be superior, f nd rarely seem to hiB listener to be equal, to the man who said them. Thoro is plenty of reserve power be hind . . Half hie strength he pub not forth, but checked His thunder in mid-volley. From "Daniel Wobfitor," by Senator Qeorgo F. Hoar, in tho July Scribner's. After Leandor mado hiB long swim for her did Hero smile on his suit? From tbo pictures I see ho did not havo any. So you are going to sond your wife away to the country for a rest? Yes I need it. Mi THE AND THE H YORK WORLD Thrice-a-week Edition, Practically a Daily at the price of a Weekly. Iho striking and important ovents of the last year have established the overwhelming valuo of Tub Thmor-a-Wkkk Would to ovory reader. For an almost nominal Bum it uub kept its sub. senbers informod of the progress of all ourwaas and, moreover, has roportod them as promptly and fully UB if it woro a daily. 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