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(Uft. O TO! YOU MiNO
ZV or of thu chimin
Of mountain, hi;
', ntul stream;
Tho Joy ynu chonl
about arc not
Quito always wlia'
tlioy seem.
And as for comfort,
lot mo Htay
In doar oltJ
Gotliamtown;
And let tlio char
who tlilnkH lie imiHt,
Got sunburned, thin and brown.
I'd rather linvo my doar old hod
That knows mo very well,
Than those gridiron hunkH thoy luivu
In some resorts ho hwoII;
And as for heat, I've room enough
To Htretch my logs, you know;
That's more than you can do whop
there,
Unless out doors you go.
As for food good heavens! man,
Would you exchange thu faro
You got In Gotham for tho grub
You got I don't caro where?
And when It comes to drinks, alas!
There's only one Now York;
Thoy lack the zest wherever else
You pull the festive cork.
Bo, lads and lassies, go in pence,
And have your Jolly time;
I'm happy in my snug o'' nook
As south-birds In their clime.
Not one bit envious am I,
Although, I must confess,
I'm here because I'm dead, dead
broke,
And hero I'll stay, I guess.
New York World.
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Wore, tho I'hiiU.
First Little Hoy My pa's n Free-will
Baptist; what's yours?
Second Little Boy Mine says he's a
Free Thinker, but I doubt It.
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First Little Boy Why so?
Second Little Boy I know It because
he has to think about as ma says. Ma's
boss in our house. Texas Sittings.
Wmi III llet.
A bewildered-looklng former atooo
in tho center of Haymarket square
Thursday looking at tho trolley wire.
Tho electric car camo along and
slowed up. They rang the bell aod
shouted at him and ordered him to
move. He still kept looking at tho
wire and making Inarticulate sounds
with his lips.
"Get off the earth, you Jersey calf!"
shouted the motorman.
The old man was fairly humped by
Ihe slow-moving car before he moved.
Then bo Jumped and said: "I did it,
by thunder! Where's my money?"
Ho looked around cautiously and
then he said: "You seen a red-faced
feller with a white mustacho waxed?
I want him. He bet mo $5 I couldn't
look at that ere wire threo minutes and
count 200. I'vo done it."
"Did you put up tho moaey?"
"Sure," was tho reply.
"Ding-dong," went the bell. LawJa.
Von Journal.
rubllo Sarraats.
Inquiring Child -Why do the paparft
call ollke-holders public servants?
Mother Because thay are paid so
much and do bo little.
1'rlvnto Accrag,
What a blessing no man can hinder
pur privato access to God. Every mar.
ion build a chapel In his breast, him
telf tho priest, his heart the sacrifice
And the earth ho treads on the altar.
ftrany Taylor.
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Amos Mones Snowball--Hay! black
boy, hit Henna tor mo at I've saw yob
face before.
lOphrnltn Johnson Hockon you has,
'caiise das whore I Im-cii wearing it all
my life. Now Yrrk World.
Slilp Hktm Kur.
The Gato City, which arrived here
on Monday from Savnnnah, hi tho first
tcamer going out of this port to be
equipped with an aurophone, tho now
device for enabling tho lookout to do
iormlno tho direction of sounds at
sen. The aurophone wn tried on tho
wny up, but llttlo could bo told about
Its utility owing to Its being placed in
a poor position. It consists of n brafcs
box, which fits over tho mast and
which has projecting from each end a
broad-mouthed funnel. From this box,
closo to tho funnels, two tubes llko or
dinary cpcnklng tubes lend down tho
must and through tho main deck to
tho deck below. Insldo of the box
there Is a complex orrnngtoroeu of dia
phragm? and sounding boards so
placed , va n sound will enter only ono
o? tho lubes when it la passing through
'.ho funnel on tho opposlto sldo of the
oox. On the lower deck is an arrange
ment like an engine-room Indicator, by
which tho box above may bo turned
around tho mnst, and directly uudor
the indicator is a tcll-talo compass.
The man bejow plnces tho tubes to his
ears, where thoy aro held in place
by a cap. Unless tho funnels nbove aro
pointing directly toward tho sound
vhlch ho wishes to locate ho will hear
It only faintly and In ono ear, bocauEO
one of tho funnels being turned from
the sound tho tube opposlto does not
operate. Ho then turns tho indicator
'Ji tho direction from which tho Bound
appears to como, and when the funnel
Is pointing directly nt the sound it
passes through tho tunnel and out of
tfro other, putting both tubes in opera
tion, and tho open tor hears the sound
distinctly and in both ears at one
He then glances at the Indicator and
tho point on the tell-tale at which it
rests gives tho exact bearing of the
ound. Boston Transcript.
Didn't Caro for Much Dreti.
Mr. Uptown is the husband of a very
fashionable nnd drossy wife, and not
long ngo he was talking with a strnn
ger about women's clothes at a swell
reception up In Harlem.
"Plenty of handsome women here to
night," ventured tlio stranger.
"Yes," said Mr. Uptown blandly.
"Married?" queried the stranger.
"Yes; my wife is her to-night."
"I'm married, too, but my wlfo sel
dom goes out. She doesn't caro much
for dress. Does yours?"
"Well," replied Uptown, with some
hesitation, "I dn't really know wheth
er Bho cares much for dress, but I'm
pretty sure she doesn't caro for much
dress; but you can Judge for yourself.
There she comes now."
Mrs. Uptown, who is stylish to the
backbone, swept by, and tho stranger
changed the conversation. Texas Sittings.
Into prntliiz i I'rovuro.
"Do you boliovo that whlstl n;f In
licates that a man has an empty
head?" asked tho affable devotee to
"Sweet Marie." "It indicatos that
no will have ono if I can roaoh his
head with a club," replied tho porion
who can't bo industrious without ba
ng irritable.
"ilow do you like your now cookr '
"Fir6t rate. My wifo says she was
never better treated,'
