THE COU ; c
,hv lo P" ,,iB l,IBUHt of wrong and hide for a moment from mo
tl. IUt , mopping Blurt: what u word can explain, as now. You
1 o bo acrou the trn.ling skirt (H boo, ou thought, if but for a moment, I
not only a delusion and a Bnro for loved your intollect-or what prodomi
the sentiment that !,.,,.. i,o Joa
to godliness.' It is an abuse that ought ,," cveruh n .A?"M
to bo prohibited by statute if no otter . 0 J b,n-ox' ''"J001 "vorythlng,
way can bo found to put a atop to , 0 rc8l L 7 " "H y0B'
and the wroteh who is responsible f, ? uTmy own' Tl , 7 n""
mnki, g it tho h1o should I o boiled in v "l 1 ' r-nd thoro!
his or her own fat. Wo make ordinanc- Io e" . 7 X-l "8
fa against expectorating on tho side- bZitif, V , ' k,n(,leBt-most
walk; we close up tho ,oa , , ,,U. d cb " uJo m 7- ' , '
night and on Sundays we restrict tho xufS S? nTrllw
boring of oil wells within co.t.ln J m ,a; 2 S Wl'S? I, T 'nt i
we regulate tho snood of tr.,in ,,,. ... " . ?.' U.P ' ,,M h -C,,n ,u' hia hojtl
ojela. and milk wagons; w, have a g7 I ' g 07 ' Vh" ,?" ?
ii iiiiiliSnif niSnn.... ,.. .i.: .. .. ur,oiovon lo groAl. . . . Ah! that
kiss oo! That mo could
plumbing ordinance o,kinir in tl... . ... ,,
itation of houses, and in som,HtieshH ",," , : lhHt m coukl
Prohibited in the.reriurt;:;: Z ",
theatre fad, int., nothing,." wl mal0 0Q w ., ' f?
dearest, doarest Rose: i0()0 kisses, Do
not bo hurt, love, mo is going out of
town tomoirow for two dajs. Mo is
very unwell, feverish, and nothing but
tho country can do mo any good, so that
mo will go down tomorrow and look at
Woodcot Hall, which mo hopes so will
suit us. Mo has bought such a pretty
teosot for oo, and a doRHnrKnnf nf n.,
w wv JIUC-
don. Mo will not send back oo presents
runty or tun ait.
"Out In Arlznnn urn linvn n ,...
Jf.igghig on tho purity and clearnesa
of our nfr," said Judge Murphy, tho
delegate at Washington from thnt ter
ritory, "nnd we have reason for It, for
there is nothing llko It In tho knowa
world. Tho air of California may sur
pass that of Arizona from a photog
rnpher's point of view, and it in claimed
that It does, but as the Arlzonlan only
cares for air for breathing purposes, wo
aro not at all jenloiis on that point
We can see mountain tops for over 100
miles, and some hero claimed that
mountains 130 miles distant can be
discerned with the naked eye. I was
speaking of this to some friends hero
recently when I was blandly informed
by a Scotch clergyman, who was here
on a visit, that that would hardly bo
regarded as In any way remarkablo In
Scotland, where, too, ho said, tho air
was very clear. 'Wn nnn no m,..iu.
than 130 miles in Scotland,' ho said.
'Wo can see all the way to tho moon ' "
Ex.
A Hansom
Cab
.ijfelfr tL
W
-jrmu
ON THE REBOUND.
Of course, we'd meet the winter through
At balk and teas, but then, you know,
I thought the world of Ned Carew,
Who'd been devoted, and I knew
Tom was in love with Kittle Snow.
So Tuesday night, at Kittie's ball,
When they announced she was engaged , , t W,U not S0Dd back presents
To Ned Carew, I thought I'd fall J ' Ut mo hI)CB wl11 Be them at
Or faint -1 really can't recall , ( , very' vorv Boon Oh, how me
WhnlVnsn.nn... ji "08, does, long for that day. . . Ami
When I've been so stunned or enraged I
She's such a scheming girl and then
Oh, lots of times I've heard Ned say
He thought she looked so sillv whon
She tried to flirt. Oh, dear, some men
now, darling, good-bvo and flni i,L
und may oo forgive Puppy ae utterly
and sincerely as oo possibly can. Messrs.
Kisses & Co., Pay to Ponflln nnnnnnn
hor eyes, 4,JG0,550,087 to her' lips, and
... , ., a.t ,c MU. CJua, iou.uou.us to her Hob. and
Cant keep the same mind through the dayl 0,000,070, 005 to her cheeks i,i
Well, Wednesday came, and as 'twas Lent, JW' ' London-P- S. Is mo
muu m. wua Diue aDOUl it an,
DnM'a Pit Ik..
It having been the custom of a cer
tain establishment in the north to pay
tho workers fortnightly, and tho work
men having found the custom some
what inconvenlaut, it was decided to
send a del3Yte to the head of the firm
to stato their grievances. An Irish
man, named Dan D , famed for his
sagacity and persimslvo powers was
selected for the task. He duly waited
on tho master, who nddressed him
thus:
"Well, Daniel, what can vo do for
you this morning?"
"If ye plaze, sur, I've bee,, sint as a
ililigate by tho workers to ask n favor
of ye regirdln' the payment of our
wages."
"Ves, and what do tuny desire"'
queried tho master.
"Well, sur, It Is the desire of mesilf
and It is also the desire of Ivory man
m the establishment, that wo receive
our fortnights oay rYQry week."
I thought the day would be best spent
In some good work, and so I went
To take flowers to the hospital.
And passing by, who should I see
As at their door, with all my flowers
I stood, but Tom. He said that he
Thought time best spent in charity -I
said those were my happiest hours.
Well, that began it. Then we found
Our tastes alike in everything.
We think respect's the proper ground
For love, and ours is strong and sound.
PURCHASED FAME.
Why Kna-iiih New.pp. Alway, A,It...
tliio Oljtviiro Society I'cojilo.
During the recent upheaval In the
I nil Mall Gazette oHlce one interesting
bit of information that came to tho sur
face was that Mr. Astor's editors and
reporters were accustomed when
among themselves to refer to a certain
department of the paper as "tho tittle
tnttio column," says the New York
unic-h. u contains divers short para-
n'"l'iio in wuicn
nrn rt .it. .i
. . . - viuuii tun me
doings, social and nthor nr nn.ni.i.-.i..
-i "i "uiuuiillll'S
oi various crrmlPR inni..,n., ,
n,u miinv HH..I :.:::;. '" "B ,mvf
UMin "anscom in me May Ladies' Home ,, ' "uu .ies ami occasion
Journal. aI,y Professional persons llko doctors,
Mine's twice as big as Kittie's ring!
urn
'U 1
Two Kinds of Love-Letters.
It is Bare to say that tho Robert
Browning lovolotters, just published by
Harpor A BrothorB, under tho title of
"Tho Lottors of Robert Browning and
Elizabeth Barrett Barrott," will bo ap
predated when thoyaro contrasted with
til nan nri-iltnn im nMnil... i
----- . "jrauutuurominoni manor irouoie with his confreres because
letters. Bulwor Lytton. Wo quote two he allowed himself to bo advertised a
lottOrS OHO Of Rnhnrt. Itmntnln,. 4- pi!. Connected With n nnrlnl ,..'.., '
aboth Barrott. and ono of Lord LytUn of hls fr,enl8. noticing that the
iu iuiBs uosina Wheeler, aftorwards a-,,A , , , Vl "ccnJ men, all of
Lady Lytton. Women may choose i Tn LS?!"! v?1e,fe"y acrupu-
" in i uhiiiu in inn nini.in .a ii t
lawyers ana diplomats. Most of the
w. ummvn journals have similar
columns and they are all equally trivial
and snobbish, it now appears that
what has always seemed to be merely
an amusing illustration of tho extent to
which the British public carries its in
terest in the "upper classes" is in real
ity something quite different.
A Manchester doninr rnn',i.. . ,
to trouble with his confreres because
which thoy would profor to receive
1 1 Xt . i ..
iow, my iovo," writeB Robert Brown
ing, "I am round you. . . . My wholo
lifo iB wound up and down and over you.
i lool you stir ovory whore. I
...v. uih,8 uj; Hen'
profession, wro constantly recorded by
he press proceeded to tho office of
he Thunderer Itself with a similar
Item exploiting a Journey of his own.
III? , ,nforme(l that announce
ments of thnt class were Inserted at
am not consciouB of thinkim? nr fniin monta of that class were
jn more than in giving mo yourBolf to o'Blt fame at tho samo high nrico
Iovo: inasmuch im nu liniinvmi . .... and that tim M.nnn,i ....... . '. ...
"u Hum . ---,: ,-"- ""-" umo-iattlo
... a -
'ki&M
Hlbernlnn (with dIKnlty)-0,Rafforty,
If it s convanlent, mo colored frlnd i
don't think. Texas SIftlngs.
Nlltur.ll PlllllMOlliy.
A farmer walked up and down a block
on Grlswold street, a day or two niro
whistling a whistle that was apparently
meant for a ioS. When he had looked
up and down and around for ten mln-
U"Whiimn.bfn Clime a,,onB and que,k1:
hlstlln fur your dorg?"
"Yes, but 1 guess the critter has Kot
oo fur off. I knowed he'd git lost If I
hrung him In "
,, "Yo"rn,,0!;B a"l1't ,ost'" continued the
boy. "Can't nobody lose n dors It's
T," "'IV.8 I0"'""!1 if J'0"'" Htnnd still
- v. iiiituiun uu 11 mid you."
The farmer smiled at the boy's phi
losophy, but decided to heed it and t
wasn't live mlu,s before "l. JoJ
SPWin. 'm rrt Str00t aml cnmo J
"Didn't I tell ye?" ald tho boy, ns he
moved on -I ,n't make any charge
w V,0,P "I0'' ,,ut noxt no you ,5?
inuyn a0Vl fa,r 8h0w tf' "d '
Detroit Free Press
Like a handsome bicycle, is a
thing of beauty and a joy for
ever. The thoughtful buyer
will investigate inside quality
as well as outside finish, it
takes both to make a good
wheel,
Let us dissect a
Bloyole
for your critical comparison.
3 (lefcctive Pts are found
in Wittmann Bicycles- we will
replace free at our store and
pay all transportation charges
if any.H. Wittman & Co.
Such a guarantee has value.
H. WITTMANN &C0:
143-145 South 10th.
Harness, Bicycles,
and Photographs.
We have the new stock for
1899. No job lots.
Our men have reputations.
Do you want your work done
nice? Do you want your house
painted good? If so, we are
the people.
';W- MITCHELL & CO.
lo38 O St. Telephone 237.
was published i " ' 1; H" .
- --- u.v...uou ino UUllSIl
public yearned for it, hut because tho
'-.fifier lights of society and science
17 pJ? fwPU t0rl'ty and WWe Wl,Un8
tho first. . . . What vnn nniin,.
droam work' was roal of its kind, did
jou not think? And now you boliovo
me, I boliovo, and am happy in what I
write with my heart full of lovo for you.
'; m" juu tun iiiu oi a uouiii. an nnir uu ,
and bid mo not clear it up, 'not answer ,i, V WW Bteala trash; but
you'? Ilavo I done wrong in huB In mT af who1,0v tho Bb burning
answoring? Never, never do'mo die chos himTd I "" M
ricnos uim, nnd loavos mo poor indeed.
It Itinleil,
Mrs. Manhattan-How long Is It cus
ternary for a widow to wea "mourning
for her husband In Chicago''
Mrs. Wabash Weeds-There is no
fixed rule about It. it do, ends unon
how well acquainted you TrT I am
generally pretty lueky.-IOx.
"My dear I havo just sent that p00,
SatlJ,Jti?0V,0W' und wantod you to
"Never mind, I'll rond lt w
comes back."
TIME IS MONEV.
Whon you aro traveling, duo con
amrni0oM-Bn0U,d b n'n to tho
amounUftuno spent in making your
Tho Union Pacific is tho bo6t lino and
tnotlVtIfa8'Bt tlm b ny hour,
to Salt Lake City, Portland and Ca"
forma pointB. "
Forti.no tables, foldore, illuatrutod
books pamphlets descriptive o tho ter.
Htory traversed, call at City OlClOil
E. B. Slosson,
Oon. Agont.
S.
