iT- rjf f&pts 0!Gm&&F?''Tmf','a9 THE COURIER. w- li . THE CHOIR. At W , in tlhe annexed district, the dboir of one of the leading churches practices every Saturday night. This is generally a very orderly proceeding. After it is over, the tenor escorts the soprano to her home and the bass per , forms the same pleasant duty for the alto. The organist, Vho is a married mon,( walks part of the way with whichever couple is the less forbid ding. One Saturday evening, however, choir practice did not pursue the even tenor, or rather, quartet, of Its way. .' The singers were trying' over tibe hymns first, in order to limber up their voices. Between times the bass was ho-ho-hoing up and down: the scale, the soprano was setting off oc casional vocal skyrockets, the tenor was giving vent to impassioned "ahs" of high pitch, and the alto was keep ing still, after the choir practice habit of altos. The organist toad just given out the numbers of the evening hymns, and the leaves fluttered nosily in the echoing church as the singers found the place. The organ boomed. Suddenly, however, the boom died into an asthmatic wheeze, for tlhe side door opened an an indistinct figure ap peared among the shadows. The choir members strained their eyes in tihat direction. "Must be Mr. Toogood," said the organist, referring to the minister. That you, Mr. Toogood?" called the bass, hospitably. There was no reply but the figure advanced, toward the middle aisle, ad vanced with evident difficulty, placing alternate reliance on the' pew backs and the waul. "It's a drunken man," gasped the soprano, under her breath. Nobody else said a word, arid in si lence the intruder steered- a zigzag course half way down the middle aisle where he mode harbor and sank into the corner of the seat. "Just go right on," remarked' the bass to the organist. "He'll get tired and go -home after a while." So the organ boomed again, and- the quartet struck up the first verse of "Lead, Kindly Light." At albout the fourth line, however, the stranger struggled to his feet, and-, picking up a hymn book, banked loudly on the seat in front of him. "Stop that! Stop that!" he roared. The organ crashed, and there was a mingling of dying, wailing notes as the organist spun around on his seat. " "Thatzh! worssever heard," an nounced the visitor, shaking Ms head. "Won't sthond- thing Kke that Give you one more sthurt. Now one, two, lettergo." There was consternatnon in the choir. The soprano was trembling, and the alto was trying to look as if she wasn't filled with thankfulness because the bass was there. "My friend, you'd better get out of here and go home," called that brave personage, the bass. You'll feel better in the open air. Just try it." The eyes of the intruder gleamed and he stiffened himself. "You shut your mouth wnen youTe not singing." he said slowly and- care fully. "I'll tell you when to open it. Open it when I say lettergo, an' the Test of you do the same or I'll moke selves out of your old organ pipes up there, an' don't you forget it. Now then one, two, lettergo." The choir started; but uttered not a. sound. The stranger's eye gleam ed more fiercely, and he steered a straight course half a dozen seats .down the aisle, producing at the -same time a revolver, which caused a sud .den ducking of heads in the organ loft. "Get up there! " roared the stranger as the organist was trying to get under the keyboard. "All of you get up -unere nn' sing pretty an I won't do a thing to you. Give you my word I won't. But if you don't" . There was an omtiious click. "Stand up!" The quartet straightened up slowly. "Give him his head for awhile," muttered the bass and the organist. "We'll jolly him around." Once more the organ boomed; rather uncertainly, to be sure, for the or ganist kept his eyes principally on the mirror in which he dimly saw the reflection of the dictator. Once more the choir attacked the first Terse of- "Lead, Kindly Light," through there was an unnecessary tremulo in the soprano's tones. The fourth line came again, and again the stranger pounded the back of the seat, this time with his revolver, and called up on the choir to stop. "Never"! do, never'll do," he called out. "BTave to try something else." "Take the second hymn," whispered the bass. "We must humor him." The organist gave them the num ber and the leaves fluttered noisily Then the choir began "Sarely Througn Another Weew," The stranger nod ded approvingly over the little duet between the soprano and the alto and called for more. When all the stan zas had been sung and the bass an nounced that there were no more, the stranger pleasantly said to begin at the beginning again, which was done. At the end of the second round e appeared satisfied with that hyr.wi and asked for another one. "Try hrm with 'Onward-, Christian Soldiers!" suggested' the bass with a brilliant inspiration. "Maybe he's just out of camp." The stranger was mightily pleased with the swing of the hymn and beat time energetically with his revolver on the back of the seat. "There's a good one," he announced with satisfaction. "Now for 'Marcbin Through Georgy.''" "Make a stand there," whispered the bass. Then out loud "The or ganst says he" can't pJay it." "Can't play it," echoed the strang er. "He needs light in his head so he can find that tune, that's all. Stand aside, the rest of you, till I make a window in his head." There was a crash s the organ .t slipped off the stoll and landed on the pedals. The bass hauled him up with the injunction to play whatever he was asked for. "The more the merrier," said the bass. "If he makes us too obstreper ous soroebody'll come in and create a diversion." So the cloir sang "Marching Through Georgia." "Bully!" declared the stranger. "Now give the other fellow a show and play 'Dixie. " The organist thought he would nev er accomplish "Dixie," on the pipe or gan, and the soprano and alto were decidedly shy on the words. But the stranger joined in to such an extent that aill such deficiencies were lost on Mm. "Now 'Yankee Doodle," shouted the stranger, and the organist breathed hard, but made a valiant effort. "Now," said the stranger, panting from his exertions, "let's see what we"l have next, 'The Wabash, I guess." So they had "The Wabash.- "Hoopla!" shouted the musically in clined strange. "I never had so much fun in my life. I knew I could run this Choir. Now, then, old butter fingers, give us 'a Hot Time,' " which the organist made haste, to do "I say, my friend," called the bass" after this effort, "I think the ladles are tired. We've done our best to en tertain you, but I think you're too ETHEL AND ALICE DOVEY. The fairy like little girls, Ethel and Alice Dovey of Flattsmouth whose pictures adorn the Medley's pages, be gan their musical education at Joliet, I1L, under Miss Lillian Delan Terry, when they were but nine and seven years of age, respectively. They studied with her four years. In 1S94, they went to England with Madame Cellini and Miss Terry, where the lat ter continued with Miss Terry. Dur ing their stay in England they were favorably received by many critics, who predicted a bright future for cessful concert under the patronage of Mrs. Hay, the wife of Minister Hay, who, with her husband, have been warm friends of the girls. They have sung at several very select "at homes" during their stay and were selected this year out of fifty to sing at the American 'banquet at the Hotel Cecil on July 4th. When the girls were through singing, the gentlemen gave three cheers for Nebraska. They expect to give a concert in London some time during the next month at which some notable persons will be patrons. They will return to this country in December and hava BBBBBW" BKBBBBflBK-'BBBBBBBBBM ' P KbbbbbbbbbbbbbB bbbbI N-'V .IHBkIbbbB taW ' LB' -' ?bbbbW BBV k l'"""'' 'BBBBBW them should they continue to study. Among the warm friends of the little girls were Mr. and Mrs. John Morgan Richards, the parents of the, writer John Oliver Hobbs (Mrs. Craigie). Through the influence of the noted author, the girls sang before mem bers of the royalty and other noted people, making a most favorable im pression. They were home for a year in 1895. In 1506 they returned to England and began to study with Madame Cellini for the culture of the voice, and took up the study of the drama in Gartside and Neville's dra matic school. They gave a very suc- been engaged for a concert at New York on their way home. They will also sing in Chicago and Joliet and will perhaps Sing in concert in Ne braska before returning to study with Madame Cellini and finishing with Madame Marchesi in I'aris. They are now spending their vacation in Doug las, the Isle of Man, with their great grandfather, William Kerruiah. They visited the graves of their ancesters for two centuries back. Sir James Gill took a fancy to the girls and has dirven them about in his carriage to the places of interest. Miss Ethel has taken for her professional name Marie Louise Nebriska, and Miss Alice will will be known as Lillian Nebriska. The Medley. good a fellow to want to impose on la dies. What do you say? Don't you think you owe the ladies a vote of thanks and a rest?" "Yes," he said. "You've played square, and I ain't goin to be severe on a woman. You thought you could fire men, but I guess you found out who was a runnin' this establishment. 1 guess I'm satisfied now, and I'm much obliged to you. He got out into the aisle and backed out toward the door. "Just stay where you are for a while," he called, with a final vave of his gun. There was a bang which made them all jump, but it was only the slam of the door resounding through the church. Evidently the exhilariation of running the choir lent wings to the stranger's feet, for he made good his escape and 'has not been eard of since. But the choir has adopted the custom of rehearsing be hind locked doors. Queen things hap pen in the annexed district. The Sun. ACROSS THE SEA. This week the Nebraska Library as sociation published a preliminary list of the lbraries of Nebraska, together with the library law of 1877. This is issued hi a neat pamphlet of twelve pages. My love a soldier brave would be So far from me! He dwells upon a sunny isle Where soft skies smile. Ye waters cold and deep and vast O bring him safe to me at last, """" But bear him now the love so true And warm, that I entrust to you; Each ripple weave with loving strands Of hsart-thoughts bent to distant lands, And bridge the depths 'twixt him and me " Across the sea. My love hath sailed away from me So far from me! The battle raged about his head If he be dead! O billows heap to foaming brim With love I only feel for him, And haste in mighty ebb away To give hdm all without delay! Ye winds! help ocean without fail And breathe my love in murmured wail That fills the space 'twixt him and me Across the sea. ANNIE L. MTLLER. m IL v . HEART DISEASE Juvens What do you think of the idea of having a woma- in the cabinet? And nervous ailments are as curable as Senex I think that we have too " diseases. I treat nothing else many old women in the cabinet al- JS&9TL,&orx'ka.T'&9 2VI.D. ready. Ojfice 1427 O St., Lixcolx, Nebk. 3 A 1 ''. m m i "7 si 2 '! 4 A 1 J J 4 11 -S i