The courier. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1894-1903, August 14, 1897, Page 10, Image 10

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THE C0U3. -Li.
THE SWEETEST MUSIC
That' a music in
the patter of the ran,
As it drip to gently
downward through the night,
Just a toothing, quiet,
sleepy, soft refrain,
A lullaby to put
your wakefulness to flight.
There's a music in the
soughing of the breeze,
Just a staging, hardly
louder than a sigh,
As it lazily goes humming
through the trees
Fanning coolly on
your forehead as you lie.
There's a music in the '
bahUe of the brook
As it ripples brightly
onward in its flow
Where the ferns and modest
violets bend and look,
In the limpid, lisping,
waters down below.
There's music in the
piping of the thrush
Just as sweet as any
sound you evefheard,
And you listen and you -wish
all else would hush
Save the singing of
the russet-coated bird.
There's a music in
the cooing of the dove,
As he struts around
his nest-mate in the shade,
But the music in the voice
of one you love
Is by far the sweetest
music ever made-
William Reed Dunroy.
QUALITY.
The spider weaves. A patient toiler, lo
How sure, how One his touch!
The poet grieves. Alas, he does not know
He spins too fast, too much.
IN VAIN.
Sing to the narrowed soul
and hardened heart full well
Songs of the fairest truth
and purest love that be,
No thoughts rise up to greet;
no Joy, no sympathy,
Nor hope nor aspiration
gladly answers thee;
For beauty stfrs no soul
where beauty does not dwelL
It's a mini luck to quarrel with his
Jiancee just after he has bought a tan
dem. Town Topics.
There are two kinds of men and a
woman must treat with insolence if she
would hare her way servants and
lovers. Town Topic.
Pennect Is your mother inlaw's ill
ness serious?
Henpect Well, I suppose it is from
her point of view. Town Topics.
Doctor I treated Bobbins for appen
dicitis and to day he ka well man.
Hawkins So I heard. What do you
think was the matter with him? Town
Topics.
Jones So, you look upon Sunday as a
day of rest?
Brown Yes, and if you owed as many
'people as I do, you would see it in the
ame light Town Topics.
'-You use! t) call your wife a peach
and you are always lighting with her."
"Peaches don't agree with everybody."
Mrs. Talkerly I see by the, paper,
that a woman was thrown from her
bicycle and knocked apsechleas, yester
day. Mr. Talkerly My dear, 111 never
gate object to your riding. Town
.fepictv
MUFFbBD.
He I am going to kiss you.
She I shall scream the .moment
your lips touch mine!
Peasimst The excessive use of coffee
dries up the liver.
Optimist Well, thank heaven, I'm
boarding!
Cbolly What do you suypoje I said
when she called me a fool?
She Say! What could jou say?
"She has no heart."
"How do you know?"
"She yawned while I was declaring
my love."
"What! Without covering up her
mouth?"
The Grumblei I wish summer was
over.
Friend Why?
The Grumbler Oh, so's I could wish
winter was over.
One rukioi Riplala4.
Little Dot Mamma says when she
was a girl little girls wore white stock
ing trat didn't make their feet all
black' like these da
Little Dick Then wot did they begin
vearin' black stockin's far?
Little Dot (after some thought) I
.guess it's because it'h easier to wash
feeta than to wash stockin's.
Aa Important Whistle.
Mother (severely) Why didn't you
come when I called yon?
Small Boy Why, just as you was
calling me Tommy Traddlss, down
street, whistled for me. I couldn't go
to both, could I?
Attended To.
Mother My, my! What dirty hands!
Why don't yon wash them?
RoMie I Just did.
"When?"
Jus' before I played drum with th'
coal scuttle."
At AbMd Wis.
Married Dughter-Oh.
tsss as I do have with, that hash;
saiae! I doa't have a snumte'a
of
whern he's in the bouse. He is always
Miliar to help do socaetbiaff or
ether.
Mother What does he wast now?
Daughter He wants me to traipse
wayvp stairs just to thread a needle
for him, so he can mead his clothes.
Oat or Obaerrmtlom.
Miss De Fashion I've been having a
perfectly lovely time; teas and parties,
and music and dancing, and private
theatricals, and everything you can
think of. Haven't had so much fun for
a year.
Friend (shocked) What? During
Lent?
Miss De Fashion Oh, it's all right,
leax. We were in the country.
"Now, Mr. Winebiddle," said tba
genealogist, "here is your family tree, aa
you instructed me to chart it. But do
you want the collateral branches in
cluded?" "Gracious, no!" replied Winebiddle. "I
didn't know there were any pawnbrokers
in the family."
"What makes you so sad today?"
"Can't you guess?"
"No."
"This is the anniversary of our
wedding." Toipr Topics.
f He I shall never have the courage to
propose to a girl. '
She Well, it will aave you many a
disappointment." Town Topics.
Daisy If I marry you won't we be
be one?
Cholly Certainly.
. Daiay And yat you tell ma not to be
afoot Town Topics.
LINCOLN ONCE SAID
"God must love the plain people,
He made so many of them."
The Typewriter we make is intended for "The Plain
People," Those who do not care to pay
$80 For a IVniait?
Our Machine does the $100 kind of Work, and
the Price is only
$20.
Send, for Catalogue and sample of Worlc
ODEfeL TYPWRITER 60
3083O4 Dearborn Street, Chioago 111.
"I just received a note from Hard
uppe."
'What does he say?"
"Thirty, days after date, etc."
"There seems to be a smell of cooking
around hece," remarked the traveler to
the Canibal king.
"Yes; that is the odor of sanctify," re.
plied his 'majesty, with a meaning
Bssile. Toktn Topics.
She I've aboutdecided to marry your
father.
He Great Scott! I'd rather marry
you myself than have you for a step
mother. BURLINGTON ROUTE PLAYING
CARDS.
Those elegant cards of the very beet
quality only 1 5c per deck. For sale at
B. & M. Dopot or city ticket office, cor
ner Tenth and O etreets. 4
Every advertising rule deoends for its
success upon the fitness and common sense
with 'which it b applied. General principles
are like one of Captain Cuttle's observations,
"the bearing of which lays in the applica
tion of it."
A European lour.
Costs no more than one taken in this
country everything being taken into
consideration. Thousands of Americans
are finding this out every year by actua
experience. Before arranging for your
summer trip call at B. L M. city office,
corner O and Tenth streate, where
steamship berths, tickets and full infor
mation will be furnished.
George W. Bonnell,
w. Mr. Jb X. A.
CURED
Rheuma ism. Eczema, Kidney
Stomach Trouble.
and
It is but the truth to say that hund
Teds of people bu Jering from the above
and other diseases have been cured or
greatly benefitted by the use of the
medicinal waters at Hot Springs, S. D .
If you are interested address for par
. ticulare, A. S. Fielding City Ticket
Agent Northwestern Line, 117 South
Tenth street, Lincoln, Neb.
SOME-SEEKERS' EXCURSIONS
via BURLINGTON ROUTE.
August, 3rd and 17th, September, 7th
and 21st. October, 5th and 19th, the
Burlington will sell lound trip tickets at
one fare plus 82.00 to all points in Ar
' kahsas, Indian Territory, Oklahoma and
Texaa and to certain points in Louisiana,
' Missouri and New Mexico. Full informa
tion regarding limits, stopovers etc at
TJ. & M. depot or city ticket office. Cor.
10th 4 O streets.
Geo. W. Bonnell,
C. P. fc T. A.
WE'LL PUT YOU OFF .'IT BUFFJILO.
When you arrive there on your
trip over the
Great
Rock Island
Route.
To attend the Hist national encamp
ment ;
GitH ARMY OF THE REPUBLIC
Aug. 23, 1867.
Remember the Rock Island runs a
through train leaving Omaha, August
22.
There will ba no change of cars nor
transfer between depots in Chicago. The
train goes through on fast time and you
will have a
(Quick Trip to Buffalo.
Tha rate is low and you should post
yourself. The cool atmosphere around
Niagara Falls will invigorate you. Don't
miss the trip. Get details from any
Rock Island agent, or address as below:
C. A. Rutherford, G. A. P. D., Omaha,
Neb; or Phil. Rupp, T. P. A., Chicago;
John Sebastian, G. P. A., Chicago.
Fast Time,
1lroajagla. Cars.
To Omaha, Chicago, and points in
Iowa aodlllinoiMheUNIONPAClFIC
in connection with the C. & S. W. Ry.
offers the best Eervice and the fastest
time. Call or write to mo for time cards
rates etc. E. B. Slosson,
Gen. Agent.
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RECTOR'S
Soda Water Fountain. .
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