THE COURIER. JT ' H i t RANDOM NOTES. The Kev. Dr. Ilalnaford, rector of St. GeorRe's Protectant Episcopal church. U a famous man. He Is the Inventor of the Kalnaford saloon and the heralc' of the Bradley Jlartlns. The other even ing he delivered an address before the Good Government club, and amanc oth er things he said: "Roosevelt has literally had a hell of a time since he entered the police de partment." "The curse of America Is the lobbyist, and he exists today because the Ameri can people like him." "The average politician Is said to be a man of a low moral nature, but the truth Is the average politician has no morals at all." "Men like Piatt and Hill are not of fended at anything you say about them, because It Is no surprise to them to have their moral nature offended, and this simply because they have no moral nature." "One of the chief reasons why Ameri cans make so many mistakes 13 that they have an Idiotic fashion of believing everything they see in the newspapers." Dr. Itainford added, by way of Illus tration of the attitude of good people to Mr. Itoosevelt. an anecdote of a rich young man who became poor and took to selling pies. One to whom he offer ed a pie expressed sympathy. Said the poor young man: " 'Damn your sympathy: buy a pie.' " A correspondent, referring to the sit uation In Lincoln and Nebraska, writes: "A Chinese circus Is a Puritanic Sab bath compared with the time we are hav.ng here at present. Ex-state offi cers under arrest, the old machine fcus pected, the 'pops recount, etc., all cou pled with the mighty howl of the anar chistic element In both houses, make life worth living. There may be noth ing left but John Currie and his Ten nessee slab when we get through, but we are having a great time now." So It seems that out of W. J. Bryan's action In seeking to re-train the issu ance of $534,000 of gold bonds by the city of Lincoln has come a widely pub lished report that the supreme court has decided against the validity of $500,000 worth of Outstanding bonds of the city of Lincoln. Mr. Bryan was guiltless of any intention to do injury to his city or state, and it is but fair to hold him responsible for their report against Nebraska's good name. But the thought is suggested that the popu list exploitations that have been at tempted In Nebraska, whatever has been the real purpose back of them, have not done the state any good. They usually lead to the same result. Very often the desire for notoriety is the prompting impulse. That desire is of ten dangerous. In New Tork a Lexow and Raines legislature has given momentum to the movement in favor of having the legis lature meet only once In ten years. Such a proposition would undoubtedly be supported by a good many people In Nebraska. I cannot see any objec tion to the application of this idea to Nebraska, except that that would do away with Mr. J. W. Johnson's biennial series of legislative letters, and they have become a feature that would be sincerely missed. Mr. Johnson is the William A. White of Nebraska. He has" the same virile way of treating local affairs, and It can be said that no political writer In his state has at tracted greater attention than he. Mr. Johnson would not recognize fear if he should see It. The people of New York would be glad to see Governor Holcomb and his beautiful staff In the Grant memorial day procession. They would get a YCarm reception. The governor's famj has spread all over the .country. He Is known here and he would be greeted warmly as a populist who "done the 1est he could." like poor Jim Bludso 9ndj the beauty of the staff would make an instant Impression. New Yorkers always know a good thing when they see It. The recent bold stand taken by young Mr. Bailey, of Texas, has brought that gentleman into vast prominence. It mar be that the Texan's refusal to to wear evening cloths may bring him tho populist nomination for presideut in 1890. A New York poet warns Mr. Bryan: You have got to hurtle, William; You have got to show that you Are the only hope and promise Of the many and the few, Or the Lone Star Kid will bust you, And hell do it p. d. q J The other day somebody in the office of the New York World called up the Rev. Dr. Newman Smyth, pastor of the Center church, New Haven, over the telephone and asked him for a fifty word interview on "Hell" for the Sunday paper. The doctor's reply was not printed. It was this: "Hell is the placa where the Sunday edition of the World should be published and cir culatd. ' The Hon. William P. Cody or North Platto. Nebraska, is in New York, but bo is not at the Hoffman Houss his usual rendezvous. The Colonel is busy these dajs. He is devoted to his art, for art's sake and also for money to spend in the Hoffman House and other places. He is just now getting his art exhibition together and he goes out into tho suburbs early every morning to superintend the rehearsals. The stage coach, the horses, the Indians acd other actors have, it is said developed a state of high proficiency. His aim is to provide an entertainment that is as in structive as Richard Mansfield's famous art exhibition. Rudyard Kipling has been engaged as the war correspoupent of the London Times at a salary of $5,000 a month. New York journalists who have been content with the services of those kin dred stars, John L. Sullivan, James J. Corbett, Robert Fitzsimmnns and John J. Ingalls are left in the rear by this stroke of enterprise on the part of a newspaper that, we are told every once in a while, is dead. Kipling will have value as a war correspondent. 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