The courier. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1894-1903, December 19, 1896, Image 16

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Nx. Stubb Pen: There ! That batch of jokes has fallen into the tire. Pick
'em out, Pueb, please.
Mrs. Pen: And save your chettouti from the fire, dear?
CAUTIOUS.
"What became of that fellow who invented the bullet-proof coat?"
"He went over to New Jersey to try it and the mosquitoes ate him up."
Farmrr C: Ssy Squire, does thet CON stan fer Confidenco er Consolidated?
Christmas at the Boarding House.
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She cat the breast iu slices thin
mod cat the dark aisat 1 ght,
Tfcea cut each cat ia cuts strain
ABd passed it left and right.
Then with a mighty monster stroke
She cut the spinal cord
Aod passed the neck to him forgot
The one shy in his board.
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