- Jt THK COURIER. i J STORIES IN PASSING. It waa the latter part of tho week when McKiuley's election waa assured. The "tramp orator" was in an O street clothing store where ho had just been fitted out with a new blue serge Buit, light overcoat aud brown stiff hat. lie rolled a long slim cigar between his teeth and was talking with his usual rapidity. A raw country youth in heavy boots and ducking coat waa looking over a tablo of odd hats offered as a bargain at a dollar. The "tramp orator' approached the table and clapped a hat on tho young fellow's head. How's that, my friend?" he asked. "Too large," said the young man from the country, as the hat sank down near ly to his nose. Too krge? Not much!" was the quick response, "Why, man you haven't got on your winter underwear yet." And such was the tone and such was the assurance of that remark, that the young man handed over the dollar and walked out. This is no thing of mine. It is in tho interests of hygiene, and for drinkers at the fountain in the post office square if anyone drinks that water. Take the cup in the left hand every one clBe holds it in the right. Observe that very near the handle is a spot rather hard to get at but always clean and free from dust and moist. Right there is the place to apply your mouth and drink. A pair of lips have never touched that spot There is no fear of contact with vulgar world. The vulgar world hasn't time or sense enough to hunt out clean places on drinking cups. When the world gets on to this little game and begins following your plan, change to tbe right side of tho handle. She has been working for an East Lincoln family since August a dumpy, awkward, blue eyed, fair-haired German girl of sixteen. The other day her father came to take her home for a month to husk corn. She went in to bid her mistrees good bye and this is the way she did it. "Oh, Mrs. Smith, ypu not know me when I come back. I not be bo fat, so big round as now" and then rather mournfully, "Fader not have so good feed as you do." familiar spot, but instantly every corner came back to me as when a boy. Every thing was just the same, just as neat and orderly as ten years ago. Tho same bread can was there, the Eame cider jug, the satno doughnut jar. Glasses of jelly and preserves stood on tho shelves above, covered oier with light brown paper and with a slip ou the side with the name in her handwriting. There was the ginger-bread and the mince pies, and a pumpkin pie with a piece already cut as when I used to come homo from schooi years ago. 1 seized a knife and was a boy again. "Speakin" of quick turns of weather.' said old Uncle Biriara the other morn ing between 6quirts of tobacco juice, "this ain't nothin'. Why, d'yo remember the Fourth of July of MG? Don't eh? Well, 'long in the mornicg times hot ter'n a dozen furnaces sun a-boiling right down and nary a breath of air. I remember, 'cause me and my son Hosey was cradling wheat in the upland field. The sweat waB a-pourin' off of us it made little pools of water, and the frogs would jump right in and eit there croaking like tin horns, with their nodes Etickin out toward the sky. "Well, as I waB sayin', the thermome ter was just a climbin' like a boy goin' up a cherry tree, when, whack! dab! she switched round to the north like light ning. The weathei changed and turned cold so blame quick it froze the mercury in the tube at the 100 notch, and caught all those frogs with their noses sticking out. And Hosey and me went around and cut off with our scythes enough of them noees to make a bushel of flap jacks." NOTICE. To whom it may Concern: Pursuant to Section 3G of Chapter 16 of the Compiled Statutes of the 'State of Nebraska, this is to give notice that the amount of all the Existing Indebt edness of Harris & Co., a corporation, is nineteen thousand two hundred dollars, (819,200.00). Harris & Co. by F. L. Harris, President. Directors: I. C. Gifford. Alex Berger. Dated November 2, I80C. NEW DANCING HALL cided t of the corrid shortly theVtight' Sftet "It was when were called, big building along 1 HARRIS BbOGK THE BEST FLOOR IN THE CITY. SEE IT BEFORE YOU GIVE A PARTY. 1134 N - ll?-4 N This happened years ago when tho convent of the Sacred Heart was a dorm itory for university students. One of the profeesors who has grown up with the institution told it to me and-these are his words: CLARKS0N LATJDRY CO m043S3l-3S6-338 South Eleventh Strut. as we east end of the had been going thought, and de- rlda little'. One g along the bare the thing?. So dark we started out and scoured the city for cats, and we found just exactly twenty and hauled them up in a sack through my outside window. Then at midnight we took bees-wax and stuck English walnut shells to the feet of those cats. We bees-waxed them n couples by tho tails and pitched them out into the long bare corridors. Such a-howling and scratching and sliding up and dewn the halls! It was perfect pandomanium turned loose. It brought the whole neighborhood in and of course the bees wax and sacks in my room did the business for me." No," he added, rather regretfully I thought, "you don't find such things to day, not since the dormitories have pasted, and of course it's just as well, of course." Time i $om ME IT BY 111! 1 w KOV Actual time traveling. 31 hours to Salt Lake. 61 hours to San Francisco. 68 hours to Portland. 77 hours toTxs Angeles. FROM I went down homo to the farm the LlINvsOLrlN. IN 1 D other day and, of course, strolled out iato the pantry. J had forgotten the old City office, 1041 O street. 1 I you fail to fS&t. ck. pair ofnloe TAN SIS or 11 m s Jl.. auaj ATA m jCB OXFORDS lSSS&J for yourself or children at our store. Ours are perfect in fit, latest styles, low in price, and good to wear. 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