,". v,, THX COUsUBR. JT & 4 t IHK .V" j ABE YOU . RJVIBIvER j X xxx rue puii I &-' If bo this will interest you. Every Rambler rider who goes the mile in lets than paced or unpaced, at any ranctioned I.A. W. race rill receive an Emfbellialiecl souvenir with name nnd details of performance engrave! upon it. Riders of A. - v offier -w-ti.el fitted with J. AG. tires will receive a little i valuable souvenir for like performance. The bolder of the greatest number of "two min ute" souvenirs by Jan 1, 1897 will receive a grand souvenir. . JR. OZJTHIOB ico O St 3 - TRIBUNE -etm9&9V&99Q9?9VW99909G&9&lSV8a0&l 9 - MISS PENELOPE, OMAHA vvv)vv'tAs)eceee same reason. St. Louis la devastated, the newsboys' commission, at the ex- We deplore, but our enterprising; pa pers revel in description, and the non- pense of our sister's calamity. It's too bad, but it is a lltie way tne worm nas chalant newsboys shriek upon our and methinks the world is too old and streets, "Extry. all about the horrible "sot in its ways" cyclone in St. Louis." And our trickles Yours as always. go to swell tne papers exchequer, and to be reformed. PENELOPE. Omaha, Neb., June 4. My Dear Eleanor: Now June has kissed good-bye her sister May, And eaters royally her own brief sway. She broiders sunbeams into love-lit And weaves herself a winding sheet ef. flowers. There, say dear, I knew it would be a shock to you, when you found out I am a poet as well as a linguist, but I have concluded H is bo use to keep my light under a barrel. It is liable to Burn up the barrel, and no one wewld he prepared for the fflwnlniip tiea which is sure to follow, Gmace ever the above again and tell me if yea do not think it bears the hall mark of genius. I do, but in case you aoa't agree with me, you needn't men tie . .W fmmmrr has came! But the weather is keeping awfully dark about K. It w really a touching sight to see the thermometer hopping around with Its overcoat on. We may get a caance very brightest and sweetest of our young married women. Society Is bracing itself for the strain which three June weddings will In evitably be on our somewhat depleted pocket books. The carriages began to roll toward Trinity early this evening for the Barker-Smith wedding. Barker, Bark erthat may puzzle you, but of course you know Smith. Well, I didn't go, because I had promised to write to you, but I caught glimpses of pink, and the white confections, ribbons, swansdown and flowers, and ail the bangles and dangles of a pretentious wedding. Why do people insist on reeling: off so much thread at the start? It must either be laboriously wound back again or wasted. There is no use denying it, the extrava .gance charged to the account of the present makes me weary. I long for the free simplicity of tbe past. Oar hired girl is going to be married. She said It was unfortunate she chose . m t . Even the June hue's the same day as tbe Kountze wed- alt Is a little rheumaticky. It doesn't ding, but it couldn't be helped Mca to he quite up to the skirt dance ef former seasons. Tou may have had the experience, when In your darkened chambers you sought the first, sweet sleep of sight, and found It not be cause of this creature's realatence i.mi.i it may never lignt, out now. WKh half a chance Nora would oe a wit. The tragic element In this is that mama says we will do without a girl the rest of the summer. I be gan to run down at once and lose my appetite. Papa said at the breakfast table this morning. "Mother. I think In our drapery department we are offering a very large and attractive assortment of choice new and stylist) fabrics, among them Tamboured Muslins, Figured Swisses, Fish Nets Art Denims, Cretonnes, Japanesse Tinsel Capes, Fancy Silks, Silkolinee, Cotton Brocateiles, Jute Brocateiles, Wool Brocateiles, Silk Brocateiles, etc., etc. Prices are low, Tou are invited to come and see for yourself. :XIill3i- & P3Lil3 It might as well, one goes through the Penelope needs exercise" then, I hate of aatlclpatioa, every sixty aiutM in u aoar. Tea should have seen the dreams of gowns, albeit not of the atuff dreams are made of, and the loves of tenets, which were gathered about Mrs Barton's luncheon 'table at the Mmard Friday. Eighty-six women 1b their best "bibs and tuckers." Some w silks, and some in lawns and some m velvet gowns. Everybody had a de achtful time. Men are becoming- quite kutP mi nodal festivities. Women dress for each other's despair, and are to think It but I believe he winked at mama, as the bad boy said, "It's hard when your parents turn against you." The John Drew company played to excellent houses four performances. "Christopher, Jr.," is a much better play than "The Squire of Dames." From our standpoint that is an im possible sort of thing. The squire, according- to our light, would be an Im pertinent bore. John Drew was John Drew and I like him, but Maud Adams can have us at any minute for the heclnnlnr to coquette with one anoth- asking;. Some one told me Richard IsTtfLE 1 er, and frequently conceive overwhelm mr admirations, one for the other, while men are relegated to dubs and hotel lobbies. I am old fashioned enough to not quite approve. I think It mast have been lovely when they aaed to invite everybody to i o'clock sapper, and put everything- on the table at once, stewed chicken and dumplings, preserves, pound cake and fragrant coffee in big; cups, tin cups, aaything.to suggest sice, aad rich l I nave a area cgoicnpi xur egg-shell trifles we call after- ' coffees, Tnea in tne sweet nrai starlight, everybody would set la the chained down. great saraa sweet a urn. wws -ared-leaved roses, giUy flowers, phlox aad blue gentians huddled together la splendid inartistic confusion. Tou needn't be alarmed. I nave mo Idea ef entering on a crusade agaiast ex-latlng- conditions, but doesn't It sound jast a bk anurias;, contrasted with our eyekmic teadeBcles? - The reception at-Mrs. Yates', for Miss Koantse was lovely. The rooms were fairly dripping with color from the quantities of roses, grown on tbe spa cious grounds at Hillside. TTere were lots of happy looking girts, and dlickras refreshments. Cook mc Hillside does not seem to be a feemely accomplishment of life's ne cessity, but rises to the dignity of a flae art. -The Misses Yates them selves are artists, a fact of which I thmk tb;y bare reason to be proud. Mr. and Mrs. S. M. Bennett, who have returned from Utlca. N. T.. en tertained quietly at dinner Tuesday Harding Davis wants to marry her. and no wonder. She Is a graceful, charmingly natural actress, but I've an Idea she would make a dreadful pie. I heard a prominent gentleman here speaking- of the play Saturday evening; aad In the course of tbe con versation he said: "Well, I saw Miss Fluff and Miss Duff and Miss Puff there, and I think if they changed their seats once they did two dozen times. I mean to ask the manager if some of them can't be chained down; it divides one's attention so." A word to any girl who does not wish to b emiFMiu IIEI6MK WH Y KOT UrG't -czsn saelJ. you your srooerlea? Don't buy cheap, old shelf worn goods when you can get the very NICEST AND FRESHEST At. txae ascaaaao praoeC HE I0YIL OIOCERY, 1028 P STKET. PIME 224. ICOFFEEJ flSffll I FRIITS I Mrs. COl Schwan gave a lovely luncheon today. Covers were laid for twelve, the table decorated with red rose and they had things to eat. A large whist club has been inaugur ated. About fifty ladies have joined and they play twice a week in the Bee building. I put in an application, but I am told several people threw up thelt hands. and exclaimed. "Penelope Jones, why. she can't play 'slap-Jack,' " so I was black balled. I am not very popu lar any more. I am suspected of hav ing written "Wed in the Morning Dead at Night." or "The Anarchist's Revenge," wherein my political con victions are said to be too pronounced, and my position on the money ques tion too indefinite. So you can easily see I am a dangerous character. The plays at Unity club, under the direction of Mrs. J. H. Wheeler, were a. great success. Mrsl Wheeler has undoubted ability both as an actress and a -dramatic coach. I am thinking JOHN T. DORG AN. Manager June 6, Saturday evening June 7, Sunday HMD WM, IH IKE HI il ViWCOUfl H. O. Holilta JStLeua elegit. eventac Mr. -and Mrs. Barton, Mr. and .ef going away on a trip, that is I have an invitation to take one, not to the land where the great red sun is swal lowed by -the sea. I am not sure whether I can go, but if I do, I may not write to you for some time, it is so hard to write While travelling. How we prey upon each other. X write to yea as aa escape valve -for many emotions, you to me perhaps for the Tost aad Mr. aad Mrs. Lyman. A delicious dinner was daintily served. Mrs. Harry McCormick. with her iKtle son, Scott, leave Thursday to Join Mr. McCormick on their ranch aear 8herldan. Wyo. It Is too bad la have thesa go, for they intend mak lasr their heme -hi the future on the ranch. "Mrs. McCormick is one of the 111 ill BY IE ID SUNDAY APrERNOON & -i&L -9J .v v2 5S 2 -'. 4a r -t e V m n - ? i "W.fc.Wiy ..Or$fca? ... LgrffcK-t 1,