fr, M VOL 11. NO IS &STABLISHBD IN 183G PRICE FIVE BNTb 1 m LINCOLN NBB., SATURDAY. May 2 1896 jHck" KNTKMD IN THE POST OFMCK AT LINCOLN AS SECOND-CLASS XATTKK PUBLISHED EVERY SATURDAY Office 217 North Elerenth St. Jelephone 384 not so, Omaha. Would you go to tiie head centre of pulsing, palpitating prog ress? Would you get not only in the push, but in the push of pushes? Would you go where life has not lost its savor? Would you go to a metropolis that com bines the sombre gratdeur of London, the airy graces of Paris, the whir-r-r of Chicago and the solid comfort of Ber lin? Then gentle reader, take your rail road pass or your bicycle or your shoes INE COM PRINTING AND PUBLfSHING CO and hie away to Omaha, the Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the sum total of the effort of civilization In Omaha ennuyi will drop away as the now disappears when the south wind W. MORTON SMITH Editor and Manner Ki o,.,. n,n K . .,, ,;., SARAH B. 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All of the wealth That beautiful, if innocuous paper.the and luxury and beauty of the Seven Omaha Excelsior, says: "The Lincoln Cities of Cibola are as nothing to the Courier has a serial story entitled, miasma of magnificence that floats over 'Omaha, and Why We Hate Her,' in the the One City of Omaha and gets tan publication of which it pauses long gled in the twin towers of the New York enough in a recent issue to make some Life building, and the teemiDg turretB sensible remarks upon State Superin- of the Krug brewery, tendent Corbett and the late Mrs. Not- a son." Hate Omaha with memories of Schlit:.'6 place still hovering about us and with the brass key to Room 47 at McTague'o in our pocket? The Ex celsior will have to guess again. Hate Omaha, indeed! Journalistic en terprise that runs exclusively to half tone portraits and tinted paper might profitably be diverted into other chan nels. The Excelsior might take on a little more wit. A little more wit and a little more perspicacity would enable it to see that The Courier, far from hat. ing Omaha, loves the great, throbbing metropolis, loves it with a fondness that is satisfied only with an bebdomodal ex pression. How could it be possible for any one to hate Omaha? Could any one look upon the moon and hate it; or look upon the sun and hate it; or look upon the north star and hate it; or look upon any specimen of nature's handiwork or any human masterpiece; and hate it? What ever the opinion the beautiful Excelsior may have concerning Lincoln, The Courier can have only one opinion of Omaha, that of profoundest admiration, deepest love. And the people of this city are of the same mind as The Courier on this one point at least. m Omaha is great, delightful to look upon, a daisy place to live. Life in that charming city has a piquant flavor. The corn beef and cabbage of common urban existence have, in Omaha, the spice and Are of Worcester sauce. Life in Omaha is seasoned with zest in much the samo manner and with much the same effect if hat Welsh rarebit is seasoned with paprica. Council Bluffs and other places may be flat, stale and unprofitable; but Albert Watkins who, with Andrew Jackson Sawyer, enjoys particular dis tinction as a classical scholar who is there in this city who has not heard these learned men make Greek and Ro man speeches of exquisite beauty and elegance pays tribute to Governor Stone, of Missouri, or rather to Governor Stone's address delivered in this city. Mr. Watkins in addition to being a classical scholar is able to use his pen as a two-edged knife. For instance, he says: "For a stump speech the address was remarkable for its rhetorical excel lence; and it was very effective as a vote winner perhaps the most effective address that has been made in Lincoln for many years." This is the way Mr. Watkins gets even with William Jingling Bryan, the boy orator of the Platte. The city of Lincoln expects Messrs. Talbot. Burkett, Clark and Waite, and the country members of the Lancaster county delegation in the legislature, to secure the passage of a bill for a new city charter. The Lancaster delegates will, in all probability, have little trouble in getting such a measure through. The legislature is nothing more nor less than a huge grab bag. If the Lan caster delegates and their friends stand by and allow the Douglas county dele gates to grab unmolested, the Douglas delegates and their friend will not dis turb tho Lancaster delegates. And Omaha will want to do bo much grabbing this time that Lincoln ought not to have much difficulty in getting what she wantB. there ought not to be any trouble in getting a new charter or in securing an adequate appropriation for the stale university. Omaha will want, among a great many other things, an appropriation of S30.000 or 1100,000 for the Trans-Mississippi exposition, and that want will make the Douglas dele gates tractable. Some years ago in a spasm of enter prise Lincoln citizens got together and determined to make an effort to secure such freight rates for this city as would place it on something like an equality with Omaha. One John E.Utt.a cherub faced, resourceful man. was employed to carry on the tight. In those days Lin coln enterprise occasionally counted for something. The fight was won. Now Lincoln has another freight tight on her hands. This time the contention is not for better rates, but for the maintenance of the existing schedule. The Union Pacific and Fremont, Elkhorn and Mis souri Valley railway companies want to break the agreement that has stood for years, and make a rate that will be a most unjust discrimination against Lin coln and in favor of Omaha. It is said that Omaha business men have promised these two roads a big increase of incom ing tonnage if they will put the new rate in force. The Omaha people have &n able gentleman to look after their inter ests, and, singularly enough, it is the same John Utt, cherub-faced and re sourceful. Mr. Utt is trying to undo what he helped to do a few years age. The importance of this question that is now before the state board of trans portation cannot be overestimated. Lin coln's future prosperity is to a consider able extent bound up in it. Jf railway companies are to be permitted to dis criminate against Lincoln in an effort to build up Omaha this city will lose its commercial importance and become a mere country town. As it is the whole sale business is in a reasonably flourish ing condition, and under the present ar rangement, v ill certainly expand. Un til this question is settled the energy of citizens can find no better employment than in working up public sentiment. Mr. Lambertson has charge of the case before the board of transportation, and the outcome is awaited with great in terest. The vigilance of our municipal au thorities is constantly seeking some new outlet. The desire to do right and to make others do right is so intense that the effort sometimes assumes an un usual or peculiar form. Witness the curfew ordinance. When this measure was passed by our most worthy council some months had elapsed since anything had been reformed. Councilmen were panting for reform. Official zeal de manded a victim. So the kid whistle project was devised, and the city fathers fell over themselves in their eagerness to make a new reform law. Almost be fore one could say "Jack Robinson." the law commanded, and the steam whistlo spoke in stentorian tones, and the small boys rushed to cover. The curfew hav ing been given a place on the statute book councilmanic ardor cast about for some new exploit. The appetite for true reform which has taken hold of our councilmen cried aloud for food. And it was clear to everybody that it must be appeased. But. horror of horrors, there was nothing left that could be re formed. The curfew had settled the small boy nuisance. The law, spurred by Mr. Hatfield and his co-workers, had visited the abode of the gambler and stilled the whir of th wheel and the rattle of the coin, and turned the specu lative gentry adrift in the streets. Even the saloons, usually sacred in the eyes of a wide open administration, had lately felt the rigor of the law. And so on to to the end of the list. Councilmen looked about and saw law and order a foot deep all around them. Reform had rolled over the city and left it clean and pure. Official zeal had taken a wicked city and made it good. Councilmen gazed upon their work and groaned despairingly, "Perfection!" Who can measure the agony of one whose soul yearns to reform somebody or some thing and who can find nothing that is susceptible of reform? But the coun cilmen as they scini.ed the city over as tha threa wm mjn scanned the plains suddenly started, and taking a secoad look, uttered in unison an ejacu lation of relief and joy. "Tuh-hee and gloria" chorused the excited fathers. An opportunity to carry forward tiie work of reform beckoned to the vigilant au thorities, and away they ran street com missioners, councilmen, policemen, ex cisemen, the mayor and a dozen other lieutenants and captains of th? city's regiment of salvation; running as if to a fire, councilmen failing over the street commissioner, the Honorable Linger Longer Lindsey, and the excisemen get ting in the way of the mayor's high stepping charger. In the grand rush some were bruised and arrived at the journey's end bleeding blood. But they all got there and a mighty shout went up: "Vive la reform." "Down with wicked obstructions." And, what think you. was the occas ion for this demonstration? Was it grand larceny of the great seal of the City of Lincoln, or expectoration or the Honorable Linger Longer's clean streets. or a woman beating her husband, or D. G. Courtney talking in a loud tone of voice? No, indeed. Worse than that; worse than gambling or selling liquor on Sunday or the practice of the social evil In fact somebody with unparalleled audacity and shocking denravity, had commenced to erect a bow window that projected a few inches over the sidewalk on one of the principal streets. In an orderly and law abiding and virtue lov ing community such as Lincoln it is al most past belief that any one should be so low in the depths of degradation as