c 3C T ZS'tsTT? V5i - - - ,- J "V3. It 'is' ;r-T-- - , l.r'Ji i- "fciw V THE COURIER. -p?. te Sf- W r A 1' . tS ?mC-MmZmmMM m. VcXjj? " J " r : , ik' t weandournbTghbors Z A' "Oh; had ( the wings of a dove I would fly far, far away," expresses the daily mental endeavor of all of us. Oh. to get away from hod carrying and brick-laying and the heavy things that hit us oa the head all the time. Who would not give up a few things classi fied as luxuries for an island of the sea oaly partially inhabitated by unsophis ticated natives? A place overrun with vises and wild scentless flowering things thkt do not cloy nor tire, where all you meet are strange dark people with no social traditions, no clothes to speak of, hence no anxieties of style to bother them or you. How like a morning walk is Paradise to wander over the fields that are sot worth much because corn and wheat and greed will not grow there BBd when yeu meet only people you do sot Icbow. The last condition is the one, that, being never gratified, grows more alluring from the beginning to the end of the chapter called by your name. To escape from old jokes, weather chest nuts, quondam friends whom we have disgusted and who are, in consequence, themselves uoiadurable. is a dream that makrs the island of the sea an enchanted spot. When the island fades, death m a aattsfsctkt). Annihilation will wipe out other things at the same time that it abolishes you. If you cannot die the day after your eeemy it is better, to die the day before than to live embittered by his memory. That memory gives him a sort of immortality which, speak ing for myself, I begrudge to him on hk own account and because of the dis comfort of hate. I believe Anthony Hope's popularity is due, ra great measure, to his mak ing this "Island of the Sea" a reality. "The Prisoner of Zeada" gave the least imaginative a pass to Ruritaoia where Boaeof their relations, queer friends, or creditors couid yer get in. It was as good as having six feet of earth,meas uriag perpendicularly, between you and Lincoln, Nebraska. In McClure's for April Mr. Hope begins a continued Btory celled 'Phroeo,' a tale of brave deeds and perilous ventures. The hero, a young Englishman, buys an island in the Mediterranean, "nine miles long and live broad, a hundred miles from the nearest laBd, Rhodes, off the steamship tracks aBd equally remote from any sub maris cable. Neopalia k extremely rugged and picturesque, it grewB, cot tea, wise, oil, a little corn' (much would make it an undesirable refuge for the werld-wearr.) The people are quite un sophisticated, but very good hearted" You see how lovely the spot k and how it satisfies half a century's indrawn breaths of tortured desire? When his lordship arrives he finds the people surly. They give him ten hours to get back into hk steam yacht and leave the island which they say k theirs not his, la case he refuses to leave they will kill him. CM course ho stays and gets into hk citadel or caeUe with three friends, some pistols, a rifle.two goats, a cow and a water supply. The April eostallmeot eads with the villagers approaching in a mob and singing a death chant. The style k as matter of fact andcoavinc isgasaU of Mr. Hope's impossible ad Tsaturesare. "That's what' 'makes me say what I does" that Mr. Hope re freshes fhechUdres of duet by opening a window that the sodden and ungifted caa leek oat of, and breathe and live happily for a while. uRudyard Kipling has a poem about the British borse-mariBea, "Soldier and Sailor Too," in McClures. As,I was spitiia into the Ditch, aboard ' the 'Crocodile', I seed a man oa a maa-o'-war got up in the Reglars style. ' was acrapin' the paint from off of 'er plates, an' I sez to him: "Oo are you?" Sez 'e: "I'm a Jolly "er Magesty's ati' Sailor too!" New ' werk bagta by Gawd know when, . And 'is werk is nerer through 'E isn't one of the Reg'lar lino, nor o iot ono oftheerew, " -' E' a kind of a giddr lieramfrodite soldier and Sailor too! We've fought m on trooper, we've fought 'em iu dock, 'an drunk with 'em in betweens. When they called us the sea-eick scull'ry maids, 'an we called "em the Ass marines; ' But when we was down for a double -fatigue, from Woolwich to Ber nardmyo. We sent for the Jollies, 'er majesty's Jollies soldier 'an sailor too! They think for-'esaselreg, an' they steal for 'em. selves an' the never ask what's to do. Bat they're camped an' fed an' they're up an' fed before oar bugle's blew. Ho! they ain't no liraptn pracrastitudes sol dier an sailor too." The lines sing like Ihe chorus of a comic opera or like a lot of men accus tomed to simultaneous and harmonious action such as singing reefing, march ing or cannoneer work. The words bawl themselves from twenty or thirty throats, enoBgh to set the air in mo tion in a well. There is not a man alive today with the power of Rudyard Kip ling. For the price of a story or a poem he will sit you down anywhere you like or in what company you may choose, providing ycur taste is not too bloomin refined and literary. McClure's magazine puts its money where it does the most good, i. e. they give it to authors whose work is the re. 8ult of forever mysterious genius. They do not put it into pictures delightful, but of transitory value. The illustra tions of Harpers magazine are the best that engraving can do in this or any other country. The text is no better than .McClure's and when the latter has Anthony Hope and Kipling, not so good. 'McClures" illustrations are photo gravures ugly and disappointing at best. The shadows are heavy and opaque daubs of black ink. An engraving or etching, and line picture, keeps the values, it lets light iuto the shadows, it has atmosphere, which a photogravure, because it k what it is, can not have. The man who invented the process was not a benefactor though the mul tiplication of the results of it may seem so for a while. Sol Smith Russell at the Lansing Thursday evening a week ago filled the house. A Lincoln audience always treats Mr. Russell as though it were hk foster father. The stage and pit are en famille. When the actor makes a speech he tells it how dear it k to him. He says "I remember when I was but a little lad and lived upon thy smiles and caresses. Now the world k at my feet but still, still, I love thee best." AnJ then the audi ence and the orator are so snaked in good feeling it k difficult to proceed for fear of taking more cold. Mr. Russell ka good man and a good actor, but I have never seen him in a play that was satisfactory. "An Every day man" has an intrusive, ungraceful moral. 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