THB COURIER. the same imposing strain. I am grow ing to loathe the word "art," though the thing itself I have seldom seen. 1 never heard an actress of taicnt say that she lived for art. One did, indeed, frankly tell me that she lived for love, but even that was better than art. Marie Corelli is Queen Victoria's favorite novelist. Any one who has read her novels can easily understand why, though I doubt if the Queen's ap proval is due to Marie's tlorid and ex aggerated style so much as to the dinner parties that Walas has given the fair novelist. T I wish that elephantine poet, Mr. William Dean Ho wells, who writes such dreary librettos to Mr. Pyle's wierd and powerful drawings, would tune his lumbering calliope to sing a dirgo for Harper's Magazine. If over a maga zine degenerated that ono has in the last jear. It has become a regular tourist'sguide book. It publishes nothing btitartidesof travel. Of the one hundred and tiftr-tive pages in the October num ber, ninety-five aro consumed by weari travel sketches, and the rest of the book is devoted to two of the most weary some continued 6tories that ever wasted printer's ink and public energy. There is that thorougly stupid "Recollec tions of Joan of Arc' by no less an historical and literary authority than Mark Twain. Its only Tom Saw yer and Huckleberry Finn in very tran sparent sixteenth century dress and talking the barbarous English in which school boys write their first historical novels, As a literary production it is thoroughly ludicrous, written by a man who knows almost nothing of French history, absolutely nothing of French feeling, literature or thought. It is as full of breaks and as free from guile as a child's production. That it should be accepted in one of the best magazines in the country and endHred by the populace is the worst possible slam on American taste. Then there is that crowning piece of arrint madness and drivelling idiocy. "Hearts Insurgent." I admire Thomas Hardy; I admire the lofty conception of "Tess of the d'UberviIIes," the finished execution of "A Pair of Blue Eyes,' the beautiful simplicity of "Far From The Madding Crowd." But Tor "Hearts Insurgont" I have no forgiveness. If Mr. Hardy ever had any serious purposo or intention in writing the thing, I sup pose he meant to show what idiots a little learning makes of people of the downwright plebeian stock. Analytical powers are a great misfortune to work ing people, for they take them too seriously, as children take Byron and Carlyle. But on the whole I doubt whether Mr. tlardy ever had any pur pose at all. Like the brook, he simply goes on forever, from one mad less into another. That whole tale is one series of epileptic fits, or what ever kind of tits those are in which people continually fall down. He absolutely runs the gauntlet of all possible relations be tween men and women. If there is any possible combination in this line that he has left undone I should like to know it. The tenth edition of Oscar Wilde's "Dorian Gray" has 6oId out in France. Tho French were the first people to ap preciate Wilde and probably they will give him his rank and place in litera ture as they did Poe. His prison record will make no difference to them; their own Paul Verlaine was a jail bird and a tramp and a general vagrant. Ho was as dirty and unkepmt as any other tramp, yet he wrote some of the most wierdly delicate and aesthetic poetry in the French language. Wilde's plays too have been successful in France. It's unfortunate that he was born in the British Dominions. Across the channel he would have been in his proper at mosphere, but in England ho wasulwajs an abnormal monstrosity. Ho wrote French fully as fluently as English Somo of his best poems were written in French. English girls are objecting. They have been for some time, but the Marl-borough-Vanderbilt marriago has brought things to a climax. They object to all their most elegible young men marrying Americans. It leaves them dead stock on tho market. The London papers say that English girls have learn ed to play poker and billiards and drink foreign wines and sing broad tongs and yet it is all in vain. Tho only remedy that 1 can suggest is to put a heavy duty on imported wives and that per haps would bring the young baronets to time. There is such a thing as fatality, an influence which guides a man all his life, that sticks to him cl:ser than a brother, that sits above his grave when he is dead. Paganinni's bones have been exhumed for the fourth time since his death. Paganinni died uurecon ciled to tho Roman church and bitterly hostile to tho priests. His body was not allowed to rest in consecrated ground and for years was moved about from one place to another until his son at last obtained special permission from the Pope to bury his father in a ceme tery. About two weeks ago it was moved again, iud to tho astonishment of all present at the opening of the tomb that great demon face was in an almost perfect state of preservation, those features worn by genius and sin were still tho same. It is strange that Le can not rest even in I'eath, that great restless soul who wandered the world over frightening and enchanting tho nations. Now fleeing from his ovn great career and lounging in the villa of his Tuscan Princess, a riband in his coat, twanging a guitar to accompany a woman's singing. Now silent ar.d gloomy, living the life of z. monk of the fifth century. Always from ono ex treme to the other. Always dreading loneliness, yet always tiring of love, weary of hi, roses before they were withered, sick of his wine as soon as the chalice had touched his lips. He hated Italy, et was unhappy out of it, he distrusted men, jet was driven to seek them. Ho never found rest on earth except during those long heavy slum bers which followed his concerts. Even then perhaps his soul was out on the wings of the tempest, with the demons of darkness and spirits of storm. When he grew tired of the Grand Duchess of Tuscany and neglected her and insulted her beyond all forgiveness, she said to him, "it is your game here, God only knows why women love you, but they do. Here great women lose their souls for you and you trample them like dirt. But in the next world it will be ours. Those of us who are in Heaven will never let you enter there, and those of us who are in Hell for you will stand all day at the gates infernal and hold them shut againct your scul." 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