riiE.iHj a ki jKr Zi THE NATIONAL) GAME. WHEN. When rivers all How upward. When we hare a cold July. When the sun comes up to westward. When tho swallows homeward fly, When women Loop a secret, When man no longer swears. When festive wheels of fortuno Wo find uot at church fairs; When womoi have no longing To don a pair of pants. When preachers can't bo hired To preach against tho dauco. When street cars no'er eludo us, When safety bikes are safe. When folks crow ft whilu boarding. When waits no'er mako us chafe. When weather suit the farmer. When girls are never vain. When clerks hare Ions vacations. When man stops raisirK Cain, When wnterreases wetting. When snow will start a tire, When hired girls iiuit sparking. When Anson will retire. When doctors euro nil patients, When servant girls will stay. When summer girls aro homely. When things will come our way. When man no more desires To tasto forbidden fruit. Then we'll find, 'tis rumored. An umpiro who will suit. Rockford Register-Gazette. The abovo is a good portrait of Manager II, 0. Ebright. Ebright played his first profes sional ball in Hastings, this state, in 1SST. Tho manner In which Ebright became a profession al player is related by him as follows: "I was a carpenter living in Aurora, HI., and belonged to au amateur team which played with a Chi cago club Saturdays. Our catcher lived in Chicago, but came down every. Saturday and Iilayed with us. My regular position was third laso and one Saturday tho catcher failed to catch tho train and though I had never played behind tho bat I was put in to do the catching. There happened to be a director of the Hastings team on the grounds and after tho game he made mo a proposition to play in Hastings. I accepted and left that night to join tho team in Des Moines I did not want to play tho first day so I did not make myself known to tho players at tho hotel until they were in uniform and ready to start for tho grounds and then I introduced myself to them and they made mo put on a uniform. 1 got out to the grounds and a pitcher by tho name of Hrinblecomb who plajed outfield in this city in 1S90, said he would likoto warm up so I got out and he wore himself out pitching to me. I did not know then that I was sup posed to catch and when they called play I started for third base. The captain then told me that I was hired for a catcher. I did not say a word but went in and caught tho game and as it was before the big mit was thought of my hands were pretty sore. However I caught all tho games on the trip and when we got home the second baseman was siik so I Flayed second that year I did not knowwhen went out to tho groundswhere I was going to piny. I played every j sition in tho team in cluding pitching." hbright has played in tho Washington National league team and after a successful season ho drifted to the coast and helped to form tho California league. Ho re mained there until he. came to Lincoln to manage the team. He did so well last season that tho stockholders again secured his valu able services for this season. Ebright, or "Huck" as he is familiarly known, is not only a ball plater but a manager. He signed the team for this season and as no new players have been cigned and tho boys arc playing tho same positions they assumed at the beginning of the season is proof positive that ho knows what he is doing. Gragg? Ves, he's all right Umpire Burns is all right. St. Joe Herald. Go out today and see we 'una do the Peorias. Well, well, even the St. Joe team can and did soak it to the Omahas. Tom Ramsey has been released by the St. Joe management. Tho Jacksonville team is playing good ball under the management of Car uthers. The Herpolsheimer's are not defeated every day, only because they don't play, however. Louisvillo has signed Jimmy Peeples to play short. Jimmy is an old asso ciation star. An exhibition gamo will bo played between Lincoln and Peoria tomorrow at Cortland. Ebright's bucklets play 21 games on the home grounds. Win fifteen, lose six. This is official. Pitchor Caplinger has been released by Jacksonville and Quincy will now givo him a trial. -Manager Alberts, of St. Joseph, has signed a new inlielder in John Richter front Louisville, Ky. Tho St. Joo management has signed a new pitcher. His name is Leitner and he is said to bo a good 'tin. Big Lil Cartwright, who played first base in tho original Kansas City Blues in 1883, is the most popular captain tho Washington team ever had. What about Omaha? President Kent says it is tho only club that has been slow in pajing its leaguo duep. Manager Alberts, of St. Joe, has sign ed Outlielder Seery. Ho played with Omaha last year and is a good man. George McGinness, an old St. Louis pitcher, hat been apointed on the stair of Western association umpires Peoria has signed h new player in the person of Corbett. He is an inlielder iruiu mo ueiunci (junion, iowa, team. Tho Omaha team is composed of habitual kickers. When they see they can't win a game by good playing thoy try to buldoze tho umpire. St Joseph Herald. Rock Island and Clinton dropped out or the Iowa Inter-stato leaguo and tho remaining clubs aro now playing on a new schedule. Tho lawyers and postotlice clerks will cross bats at M street park Monday evening at sir o'clock. P. S. MeCand less will play third base. Johnny Kling, of Rockford, is a ball player worthy of the name. He can play anywhere and Manager Nicol has seen fit to increase his salary $25 worth. Andy Summors has been signed to play first base for Quincy. It seems that McVey has not been hitting the ball hard and often enough to suit the Quincke. St. Joo won two games from Omaha this week, and Jacksonville is playing winning ball, so is Rockford. I am glad to see these clubs win and hope they will keep it up. Manager Nichols, of Rockford, has signed Harry Truby who has been play ing great ball for the Grand Rapids team in tho Western league. Truby played short for Rockford in 1892 and is a great favorite in that city. It is said, and it is to be hoped that it is true, that the changing of the Omaha grounds has had the desired effect of increasing tho attendance. Perhaps President Kent can now see tho Omaha dues without the aid of a telescope. Tho coal men and lawyers played an interesting alleged game of ball last week. Each side stole bases in a man ner that proved beyond a doubt they were proticient in the art. The feature of the game was McCandless playing third. Jle is an old association star. Ho is also a cuckoo, Sol Oppenheimer has gone into the score card business on a large scale. He has the base ball privilege in most of the Western association towns, and is be sides supplying the principal cities of Iowa, Nebraska, Kansas, Colorado, lexas and Kentucky with cards for races, etc. Oppenheimer's score cards are the standard article in that line. The Quincy papers have the right idea. Any and all members of their team that don't play winning ball are scored unmercifully. That is right. This thing of home papers swelling the heads of their own team and internally roasting other teams, regardless of their playing abilities, is not right; in fact it shows lack of good f,ense, fairness and judgment. The boys have returned after visiting Omaha and Des Moines and will now stay by their own fireside and play each one ot their respective opponents in the pennant race, twenty-one games are to be played and there is a good deal of talk as to the outcome. For tho benefit of those persons who are in doubt I will volunteer the information that our boys will win fifteen games out of the twenty one. Pin this on your straw ha. Sioux City wants to get into the SEE OUR $16 GASOLINE STOVE. OUR $12 GASOLINE STOVE. OUR $4 GASOLINE STOVE Special I havo ,'l Lincoln Steel Ranged at 820. Como (juick before they .aro gone. Best bargains in the city at 108 North Tenth. K,,8t Side Postollico Square Open at all times for Picnics and Excursions. Finest Picnic grounds in the State. SUNDAY, JUNE 23HD, ltt!)5. Concert from 1 to 7:.'M) P. M. Balloon Ascension at ;":.'!0 P. M B'Mting U ithln Field sports. Races, Menagerie. Floral Garden, etc. Come out and bring tho children. Western association, and President Ost carries around in his inside pocket a cash offer from that city for Quincy's franchise, club and position in the race. The offer is a good one, but President Ost does not intend to sell not as long as the people of Quincy want base ball. The patronage has been good, and in dicates that tho people appreciate J he club. It has had bard luck in tho Ikix, but tho season is still young and there is plenty of time to catch up with tho leaders. The members of the club aro good ball players, and gentlemen as well, and the charge of drunkenness made by The Herald is inspired by per sonal spite. Quincy Whig. It is strange, passing strange, that President Kent can not, does not or will not appoint men on his staff of umpires that are impartial and fair. Of course there is always more or less kicKing on an umpire's decisions, in fact it is well nigh impossible to umpire a game of ball that will please everybody. But it seems to me as if Mr. Kent could do a good deal better than he does. The last new men appointed by him did not know the first principles of the game, more than that, they did not havo sense enough to post themselves. If there is anything that makes the ladies tired and causes the men to U6e language, that, under the circumstances is appro priate, it is to witness a game of ball with an unposted or prejudiced man officiating ae umpire. Jack Haskell, as a whole, is the best umpire in the asso ciation and he generally gives good satisfaction. There are others. Mr. Kent, find 'em. THOMAS. In all the history of Lincoln no such well appointed establishment in its line has ever sought the patronage of the people of Lincoln as that lately opened up to the public at 1211 O street by Mr. L. G. VanDenberg as the Palace of Sweets. Mr. Van Denberg is well known to the people of Lincoln and his experience as a caterer of taste, percept ion and ability will now stand him well in hand. It is unnecessary for TheCour iki: to call attention to the magnificence of the establishment, or to the wealth of variety of the confections offered. It is also unnecessary to state that as a caterer fot weddings, outings and pri vate entertainments of any description Mr. Van Denberg is a success. FLOUR DOWN. Tho Alliance Grocery at 1003 P street, is making it interesting for the other dealers on its great sale of Hour -at this time when Hour is so high. They are selling Family Patent at 80c. per sack Straight Patent at 81.00 " " Cream Fancv Patent at 1.00 " " The Highest Patent at 1.20 " " Don't be deceived by a fancy name. These prices are about 40 cents per hundred less than the current price. Every sack warrented satisfactory. If the other dealers won't give you these prices come around to 1008 P street. J. W. Hartley. J. W. Mussetter. OTla .... Gigar Stoie and News Stand. All Trading Brands of Cigar and Tobacco. tySeo our Bulletin Board for Scor of base ball games and club stand ing in the Western Association every day .... ALL THE LEADING DAILIES, WEEKLIES and MAGA ZINES of THE DAY. Frank uH 1020 g. Sign of the Red Dude. SHERIFF SALE. First publication June 8th Notice is hereby given, that by virtue of an execution issued by tho clerk of tho district court of the third judicial district of Nebraska, within and for Iancaster county, in an action wherein Winnebago National Bank is plaintiff, and L. C. Humphrey et al are defendants. I will, at two o'clock p m on tho 9th day July A. D. at the east door of the court house, in the city of Lincoln, Lancaster county, Nebraska, offer for sale at public auction tho following described real estate to-wit: Lots one 1 two 21 and hree 31 in block or section "Q of Grand View Residence Park, in Lancaster county Nebraska. Given under my hand this 6th day of June A. D. 1895. Freu A . Miller JuIjC Sheriff. HAL.F RATE DURING JUNE will be made by the Missouri Pacific on the following occasions. Harvest excursions on June 11th, Arkansas, Texas, Oklahoma, Missouri and other points. Cleveland, Ohio, on June 17th one fare for the round trip on account of annual convention Republican National league. Chattanooga, Tenn, on June 2.1th and 26th, one fare for tho ronnd trip, on account of the Epworth League convention. Two through trains daily to the above points. Connections made at the new 8600,00000 station, the finest in the world. For further information call at city ticket office 1201 "O" street. F. D. Cornell C. P. & T. A. Some Hour is good some of the time but "Shogo' Hour is good all of the time. For St. Louis take the Missouri Pacific route. City ticket office 1201 O Btreet. J v 4