1 6 THE COURIER THEATRICAL NOTESCOMING ATTRACTIONS. WHAT DOTH IT MATTER? Tho following is clipped from the Chicago Dramatic Journal of a recent date: From over at tho new Lincoln Theatre tho report reached mo that John Griffith, that young and sterling actor, played an engagement to tho largest receipts of tho present season. While, of course, the season was auspicious Mr. Griffith waj justly entitled to tho large business accorded him by tho elite theatre-goers of tho North side; and I regard him as one of the very few meek and lowly thespians who are destined to win lasting fame in their chosen pro fession. As a boy ho had every obstacle to overcome and he has won his present position by sheer forco of excellence, and I, in com mon with his many friends and admirers tako pleasure in extending congratulations. The following regarding Ellen Beach Yaw, who will appear at tho New Funke somctimo in March, will be of interest to our music loving people. In a column criticism recently published the Ncio York Herald says. "A soprano who can sing high C and sustain the note well is supposed to have good vocal range, but Miss Ellen Beach Yaw, of California, can sing E above high E. Christine Nilsson used to drive her audhnce3 into tho seventh heaven of enthusiasm by singing high F shnrp in Morzart's 'Magic Flute.' Miss Yaw sings F sharp without an effort, and sustains tho note with tho sweetest quality. Mozart says that in 1770 he heard a Boprano range from A below middle C to C above tho high C. It was a range of twenty-four notes. Afugari could execute trills on tho high D. This is noted in the Encyclopedia Britannica as the only known instance of tho kind. Miss Yaw can sing lower than Ajugari and three notes higher in tho upper registe. A throat specialist who examined Miss Yaw's larynx recently, said that her vocal chords were finer than any ho had ever seen or heard of. I was present when Miss Yaw sang Prodi's 'Variations' the other night. She is a tall, beautiful girl, with blonde hair, deep, dreamy blue eyes and features of gieat delicacy. Jler neck is as graceful as a swan's. Her manner is elegant and her interpretation sympathetic and true. While she sang her highest cadences the tones were of beautiful quality. She sang higher F sharp and held it for eight seconds, then running up the scale to C. The scientific explanation of this tremendous vocal altitude is that Miss Yaw's inferior thyroarytenoid or true vocal cord had made 2.018 vibrations each second." Max O'Rell. tho famous writer, who will bo heard at the Funke Opera House Monday evening, February 11th, is also one of the most hum jrous and witty talkers on the lecture platform. His subject is "Her Royal Highness Woman," and the Chicago Daily Inter-Ocean of January 26, 1S03, devotes two columns to a review of his comedy talk. The Melbourn (Australia) Arquc of May 13, 1S93, sajs: "Max O'Rell is a company of commedians in which every actor is a star. He is humorous, keen, comical, sensible and clean." He is under the sole management of J. B. Pond. Morrison's company will be at the New Funke opera house, Feb ruary 13th, in Baylo Bernard's version or Goethe's immortal "Faust which, with the excellent cast, new and elegant scenery, wonderful electrical effects and calcium lights, will be given upon a scale of grandeur never before witnessed here. One of tho features of the production will be tho Nuremburg cathedral choir, rendering appro priate music throughout the piece. The Brocken scene in tho fourth act is a marvel in stage craft, with its Hashes of genuine lightning and showers of real fire. Written for Tun Courier. A bit of poor clay that lives and thinks, That laughs and loves, eats and drinks, Is perhaps after all, no better than clay That I tread upon day after day As I plod along my inscrutable way. 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