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About The courier. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1894-1903 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 20, 1894)
Mrs. Hicks What were you saying to
that roguo-lookirig man at tho gate?
Hicks I told him that if your dog should
ever happen to got lost, I would do tho fair
thing by him.
Or La Grippe, though occasionally epi
demic, is always more or less prevalent.
The lest remedy for this complaint
is Ayers Cherry Pectoral.
"Last Spring, I was taken down with
La Grippe. At times I was completely pros
trated, and so difficult was my breathing
that my breast seemed as if confined in an
Iron cape. I procured a bottle of Ayer
Cherry Pectoral, and no sooner had I bepin
taking it than relief followed. I could not be
lieve that the effect would be so rapid and the
cure so complete. It is truly a wonderful med
icine." W. II. Williams, Crook City, S. IX
Prompt to act, sure to cure
FROM PLAIN TO PEAK.
Thcro's a discription in a nut-shell of the
journey to Hot Springs, S. D. via the Turl
It's ono of the pleasantcsts trips imagin
able. Rates to Hot Springs are low, very low.
now. Why not Bpentl a week or two thero?
The Burlidgton's local agent will gladly
give you full particulars about Hot Springs
and also if you ask for it a beautifully
G. P. & T. A.
We have seen a number of watch chains
ornamented with a pretty charm in the
shape of a watch case opener, which obvi
ates the use of a knife or fingernail to open
the watch. They are sent free on request
by the Keystone Watch Case Company, of
Fhilapelphia, Fa. Your jeweler here may
have one for you; if not, send to Fhiladel
The Keystone Watch Case Company is
the largest concern of its kind in the world.
Its capacity is 2500 cases per day. It man
ufactures every description of case, but its
great speciality is that mest popular of al
watch cases, the Jas. Boss gold filled.
These are equal in beauty and wear to solid
gold while they cost only about half as
much. Boss and other Keystone cases are
the only cases that have the non-pull-out
bow or ring, which saves the watch from
theft and accident. The Keystone Company
does not retiil, but our local dealers handle
h i cases and swear by the theft-proof qual
ities of the ring.
Chawley Dcinmed if I don't think that
my best girl considers mo slow, b" Jove.
Rt'Bfe'J" Why so, deah chappy?
Chawley She's continually telling me to
go chase myself, b god!
"I suppose," said a would-be contributor
to tho editor, "that you are bothered a good
deal by being otrered jokes that have been
"Yes, that is true."
"Well," said tho caller, as ho produced a
manuscript from his inside pocket, "here is
ono that I will guarantee is original. It
has never been in print."'
The editor read it, and replied:
"I'll tell you something else about this
"Not only has it never been in print, but
it never will be."
"Why, what possessed you to marry Pat
rick?" Baid Airs. McBride to her cook.
"Sure, mum, an' Oi thought Oi cud stand
Pat, mum," was the reply.
Twynn There is no difference between
Congressman and counterfeiters.
Triplett How do you make that out?
Twynn Both pass bad bills.
"Why, Susie, how on earth did he divino
"Oh, I suppose I was read in the face."
First Sweet Thing Isn't that a homely
man over there?
Second Sweet Thing Yes almost as
homely as the one next to him.
First Sweet Thing Who is he?
Second Sweet Thing My husband. Who
is the other?
First Sweet Thing Mine.
SI 00 REWARD, $100.
Tho readers of this paper will bo pleased
to learn that there is at least ono dreaded
disease that science has been able to cure
in all its stages and that is catarrh. Hall's
Catarrh Cure is the only positive euro now
known to tho medical fraternity. Catarrh
being a constitutional disease, requires a
constitutional treatement. Hall's Catarrh
Cure is taken internally, acting directly
upon tho blood and mucous surfaces of the
system, thereby destroying the foundation
of the disease, and giving the patieut
strength by building up tho constitution
and assisting nature in doing its work.
The proprietors have so much faith in its
curative powers, that they offer One
Hundred Dollars for any case that it fails
to cure. Send for list of Testimonals.
Address, F. J. Chen.ney & Co., Toledo,
Ohio. Sold by druggists, 76 cents.
v 1 5lv ntill
Mr. Ceorne W. Tuley
Cured of Rheumatism by
"C.I. Hood & Co., Lowell, Mass.:
""I was taken down with rheumatism over a
jear ago. I was si k for ocr six months.
Often I would have such pains tint I ccul.l
hardly endure them. A friend came tomernd
advised mo to try Hood's Sarsapariila. I took
him at his word ami pot a bottle of It, and since
have taken eight bottles of it.
It Has Cured Me
When the doctors could do mu no good what
ever. After being benefited so much from this
medicine I describe Hood's Sarsapariila as a
wonderful medicine. I also advise ever- one
who Is troubled with rheumatism not to be with-
out Hood's Sarsapariila. I am a farmer, and
the medicine his' given me much energy .and
strength to !erfonu my work." CiWIgck W.
Tulkv, llciijamln, Missouri.
Hood's Pills are hand made, and ierfect
In proportion and appeaiance. 25c. a box.
THE BEAUTY OF NIAGARA
can never bo described and it has never
be described and it has never been pictured
so adequately and satisfactorily as in the
portfolio just issued by tho Michigan Cen
tral, "The iViagara Falls Kouto." It con
tains fifteen large plates from the best in
stantaneous photographs, whicn cannot bo
bought for a many dollars. These can bo
bought for ten cents by Bending to n.
H. Marley. S. "W. Pass, agent, Union de
pot, Kansas City. Mo.
A e feu Going Sculh?
Then call or write for one of our descrip
tive pamphlets on Arkansas, Texas, Miss
ouri, Oklahoma, etc., issued by the Missouri
Pacitic. Harvest excursion dates Sept. 11th,
2."ith and October 9th. City Ticket Office,
1201 O street.
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