- wxrm'mn?ir TflE COURIER AT THE THEATRE. THE BUSINESS SITUATION. "Gloriana" is a comedy that can be made or marred by the actors who interpret it Lincoln people have bad the pleasure of seeing actors like EL J. Henley, and actresses Henrietta Grossman in this play they made it enjoyable. Last Monday night at the Lansing theatre there was an attempted production of "Gloriana" with some second or third rate vaudeville performers in the cast The play was not only marred it was mangled beyond all recognition. It is a very easy matter to turn fun into buffoonery, and this company showed a particularly marked proficiency in this respect. Whatever of pleasant memory of "Gloriana" there was left in the minds of Lincoln theatregoers was entirely dissipated by Monday night's pre sentation. It seemed in perfect accordance with the fitness of things when Wo read in the daily papers on Tuesday that one of the mem bers of the company had been detected in the act of Bteahng a bottle of whiskey from the bar of the Capital hotel. The people who gave this latest version of "Gloriana," are, we believe, capable of any act of depravity, even to swiping of hotel whiskey. If the liquor had only been secured by the company before instead of after the performance the several hundred people who gathered at the theatre might have been saved unncessary torture. Thursday night at the same theatre that play of which so many many echoes from Gotham have reached Lincoln, "Charley's Aunt," was given its first production here "under the direction of Charles Frohtnan." Provincial people, and this generalization includes everybody outside of New York City, have learned to know with reasonable certainty what Charles Frohman's name on a lithograph poster or program means. In New York City it means the best-obtainable; "on the road" it means respectable and evenly distributed mediocrity. No rough places or jagged ends. The presentation of "Charley's Aunt" by one of Mr. Frohman's "road" companies Thurs day night, was a fair illustration of the Frohman standard of merit outside of the sacred Gothamite precincts. The company contain ed no brilliant people, and no notably inferier ones; albeit the women, particularly Kitty and Amy, might easily have been improved upon. But we are not at all inclined to criticise the players. They exhibited an amount of vim and dash and spice that provoked delighted ap plause from the largest audience the Lansing has held thus far this seasoa. "Charley's Aunt" is of the swiftly moving sort, like "Mr. Wilkinson's Widows," etc After its pronounced success in Paris, London and New York it is trite to remark in Lincoln that it is a strong comedy. That has been settled long ago. But if we cannot patronize, we can admire; and surely we all did admire the wit and cleverness of this most rapid comedy. It is one of the funniest farces that those all powerful lords, the theatre managers, have per mitted us to see in this city. Those persons who cannot enjoy "Charley's Aunt" are recommended to try cod liver oil. Just one note of criticism, or comment: Why is it that men who impersonate women on the stage must invariably make the impersonation coarse? Mr. Murphy's counterfeit "Charley's Aunt," otherwise most accept able, was not made any more entertaining by the introduction of oft repeated coarseness. The people in the audience knew full well that Mr. Murphy had trousers on underneath the shining black satin dress. Fremont Nebraska all wool flannels for 23 cents at Herpolsheimer k, Co., this is tfie 55 cent quality. CHOLERA INFANUM That most dreaded summer complaint occurring mostly among children from six months to three years of age, ib quickly cured by the use of HUMPHREYS' SPECIFICS 4 and e. For sale by al druggists. A Grand Feature Of Hood's Sarsapirilla is that while it purifies the blood and sends it coursing through the veins full of richness and health, it also im parts new life and vigor to every function of the body. Hence the expression so ortec heard: "Hood's Sarsapirilla made a new person of me. It overcomes that tised feeling so common now. Uood's Pills are purely vegetable, perfectly harmless, always reli able and beneficial. l Mr. A. K. Andriano, superintendent of the mercantile reporting department of Snow, Church fc Co., Omaha, write3 of the business situation for The Courier as follows: The cool seasonable weather of the week has much benefitted re tail trade generally. Clothing merchants however report trade only fair and a continued tendency toward economy is making itself plainly apparent in all retail lines. The spirit of retrenchment pre vailing in all lines of trade and the tendency toward individual economy are evident in the lack of interest in new styles of wearing apparel and the increased demand for medium and cheap goods. In wholesale lines there is little change in the situation as com pared to last week. Business in dry goods, boots and shoes, clothing and stove hardware continues good. Western jobbers are more ag gressive these days and several Omaha houses are now selling goods as far west as the coast. This extension of territory hw been at tempted several times and Omaha houses have donn a fair business in the far west, at intervals, but never before has such a satisfactory business been done in that section as during this season. This is attributable to the prosperous condition of affaire in Washington and Oregon resuf ting from the abundant crops. Collections are only fair. COBWEBS. 's.Vi-' Long on his mystic mesh the spider toiled, The breezes blew and all his work was spoiled; Long on his magic song the poet wrought, But reason blew a breath, and it was naught. "Josh Billings once said that he had read read Beveral ecsiys on milk, but the best thing he had ever seen on it was cream. We are content to leave such good values as these tell our story and to trust your eyes to confirm it." Thus spoke Mr. Hallett to a Courier Ecribe as he registered another diamond sale. "We have had a very good week in diamonds and are still selling them cheaper than any one in the city. As I have said a great many times before, nothing improves the appearance of a person so much as to have a nice dia mond pin or stud, and if it id a lady a pair of earrings is quite the thing. Just look at these novelties in the Window. We were the first jewelry store in Lincoln to carry a stock of these good's and that the people appreciate our enterprise is attested by the large number of these articles we are selling daily. Our largely increased trade of this past week leads us to believe that the 'backbone' of the finan cial depression has been everlastingly smashed to smithereens. I hope that the splinters can never be put together." There is only one 1143 O street and that is where Mr. E. Hallett sells jewelry of all descriptions cheaper than any other jeweler in the city. When the hair begins to come out in combing, it shows a weak ness of the scalp that calls for immediate attention. The best pre paration to arrest further loss of hair and restore the scalp to a healthy condition is Ayer's Hair Vigor. See Sisler the Ice Cream man in his new quarters when wanting' wanting anything in his line. He will serve you well. 133 south 12 street. 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