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Bake and Daughter
He Can't Live
xar friends and neighbors. I bad :
ta IS years; physicians and cbanf t
Haute did not help me. But Hood's Samps-
Hood's 8ar-
tires
c
rill did bbc more good
tfeaa all the doctoring.
I caa bow eat, sleep and
and work. My daughter
ahw sad distress and rheumatism. HoodtSsr
rrrfn made her stout, well and healthy. B.
F. O. Boke, Fain tow, Kansas.
Hood's PHiS e purely vegetable, aa da
tpgge, pain or gripe. Sold by alldragHrta.
THE BEAUTY OF NIAGARA
can never be described and it has never
be described and it has never been pictured
so adequately and satisfactorily as in the
portfolio just issued by the Michigan Cen
tral, 'The ATagara Palls Route." It con
tains fifteen large plates from the best in
stantaneous photographs, whicn cannot be
bought for a many dollars. These can be
bought for ten cents by sending to H.
H. Marley. S. W. Pass, agent, Union de
pot, Kansas City, Ma
Mi e You Gome Stuthf
Then call or write for one of our descrip
tive pamphlets on Arkansas, Texas, Miss
ouri, Oklahoma, eta, issued by the Missouri
Pacific. Harvest excursion dates Sept. 11th,
25th and October 9th. City Ticket Office,
1201 0 street
CHEAP TRAVELING.
The round trip rates to Hot Springs, S.
Dn ofiered by the Burlington Route are low
very low, as low a can be quoted.
Ask your local agent about them.
SPIRIT LAKE IOWA
This is the nearest popular resort to Lin
coln. The lake is large and the surround
ings beautiful. The fishing, boating, hunt
ing and hotels excellent Route via the
Northwestern Line Apply at city office,
117 south 10 St
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COURIER.
Jack I suppose you had a lovely time
in Philadelphia
Jess I should say we did; there was not
a morning that we didn't go out of town for
the day.
Tom You ought not to consider j'our
case as hopeless just because she said "no.''
Jack To bo perfect exact, what she said
was "rats!'
May If your garter fell on the side-walk
would you stop and yick it up if no one
was looking?
May (regretfully) 1 suppose I would
have to, dear.
Gothamite How can you tell an honest
man when you see him?
Lakeside I've almost forgotten. I've
been a Chicagaon for nearly a year now.
Tagleigh Snobleigh claims that he
moves in the aiost exclusive circles.
Wagleigh Of course he does. He has to
move. They won't let him stay there.
"Spare no pains to bring about the de
struction of this monster," cried the Cing
halese maiden. "I implore wouP
Though but still a maid, forty summers
or more had rolled over her head, and the
tigress, whose death she wished to compass,
was a man-eatei.
Marlowe I see that some unknown man
has 6ent 25 cents to the Government Con
science Fund.
Bixby Gad! it's too bad lie is unknown.
A man with even a 25-cent consceience
would be such a valuable addition to our
police force.
Madge What's your Russian fiance's
name?
Mabel (after a pause) When can you give
me an afternobn off?
Madge Thursday.
Madel All right. Come around and I'll
tell you.
$100 REWARD, $100.
The readers of this paper will bo pleased
to learn that there is at least one dreaded
disease that science has been able to cure
in all its stages and that is catarrh. Hall's
Catarrh Cure is the only positive cure now
known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh
being a constitutional disease, requires a
constitutional treatement Hall's Catarrh
Cure is taken internally, acting directly
upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the
system, thereby destroying the foundation
of the disease and giving the patieut
strength by building up the constitution
and assisting nature in doing its work.
The proprietors have so much faith in its
curative- powers, that they- offer One,
Hundred, Dollars for any case that it fails
to cure. Send for list of Testimonals.
Address, F. J. Chenney & Co., Toledo,
Ohio. Sold by druggists, 76 cents.
510011 iEa;
clear! H (long)
SKIN I &L I Lj FEB
mental! In I strong 1
ENErMlp nerves!
AVER'S I
Sarsaparillap
M. n.immerly, a well-known business mn
of Ilillsboro, va., semis tills testimony to
tin; merits of Ayer's Sarsaparilla: "Several
rears ago, I hurt my leg.tho Injury leaving
a .sore which led to erysltclas. My sufferings
were extreme, my leg, from the knee to the
r.nkle, being a solid sore, which began to ex
tend to other parts of.the body. After trying
various remedies, I began taking Ayer'a
Sarsaparilla, and,' before I had finished the
first bottle, I experienced great relief: the
second bottle effected a complete cure."
Ayer's Sarsaparilla
Prcpired by Dr. J. O. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Haas.
Ct res others.will cure you
FROM PLAIN TO PEAK.
There's a discription in-a nut-shell of the
journey to Hot Springs, S. D. via the .Burl
ington route.
It's one of the pleasantests trips imagin
able. Hates to Hot Springs are low, very low,
now. Why not spend a week or two there?
The Burlidgton's local agent will gladly
give you full particulars about Hot Springs
and also if you ask for it a beautifully
illustrated folder.
J. FRANCIS,
G. P. & T. A.
Omaha, Neb.
We have seen a number of watch chains
ornamented with a pretty charm in the
shape of a watch case opener, which obvi
ates the use of a knife or fingernail to open
the watch. They are sent free on request
by the Keystone Watch Case Company, of
Philapelphia, Fa. Your jeweler here may
have one for you; if not, send to Philadel
phia. The Keystone Watch Case Company is
the largest concern of its kind in the world.
Its capacity is 2500 cases per day. It man
ufactures every description of case, but its
great speciality is that mest popular of al
watch cases, the Jas. Boss gold filled.
These are equal in beauty and wear to solid
gold while they cost only about half as
much. Boss and other Keystone cases are
the only cases that have the non-pull-out
bow or ring, which saves the watch from
theft and accident. The Keystone Company
does not retiilut our local dealers handle
the cases and swear by the theft-proof qual
ities of the ring.
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