The courier. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1894-1903, September 29, 1894, Page 16, Image 16

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THE COURIER
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"On what does Skiffins base his suit for
libel?"
"On a casual reference to him as the
ideal juror in a capital case."
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tared more from Impure blood. Ereryptaplecr
seratca would spread, sometimes making sores
as large as a dollar. Four bottles of Hood's Sar
saparflla have thoroughly purified my blood and
my skla is smooth as an infant's, l never felt
better. U a Timxham, NewaaQ, California.
Hood's? Cures
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THE BEAUTY OF NIAGARA
can nerer be described and it has nerer
be described and it has nerer been pictured
so adequately and satisfactorily as in the
portfolio just issued by the Michigan Cen
tral, "The Alagara Falls Route." It con
tains fifteen large plates from the best in
stantaneous photographs, whicn cannot be
bought for as many dollars. These can be
bought for ten cents by sending to H.
H. Marley. S. W. Pass, agent, Union de
pot, Kansas City, Mo.
40 You Going South?
Then call or write for one of our descrip
tive pamphlets on Arkansas, Texas, Miss
ouri, Oklahoma, etc., issued by the Missouri
Pacific Harvest excursion dates Sept 11th,
25th and October 9th. City Ticket Office,
1201 O street
CHEAP TRAVEUNG.
The round trip rates to Hot Springs, S.
D., ottered by the Burlington Route are low
very low, as low as can be quoted.
Ask your local agent about them.
SPIRIT LAKE IOWA
This is the nearest popular resort to Lin
coln. The lake is large and the surround
ings beautiful. The fishing, boating, hunt
ing and hotels excellent Route via the
.Northwestern Line Apply at city office,
117 south 10 St
SUBSCRIBE FOR THE
60URI1R.
"I tell you,'" said one of the convention
alists who were gathered cbout the village
store, "borao men has the knack. Look at
Si Perkins. Everything he touches turns
ter money.'
"Yes," said Hiram Stackers, "thet's the
difference between me an Si: I teched
some real money once, an I'm durned ef it
didn't turn into sawdust"
Visitor What's that big pole sticking
out of the ground there?
Native Why, that's the axis of the earth.
Didn't you know that you were in Boston?
"Is auntie a delusion, mamma?
"Why, Bertie! What put such an out
landish question into your head?"
"Well, I heyr&.papa say that Mr. Gofast
was always hugging some delusion or other,
and last evenine
"Bertie! tin did not!"
Lady Hare you "Fashionable Sins," or
"A Gilded Sin?"
Clerk Neither, madam.
Lady Then gire me "Two Kisses."
"Do you think that young Chinkles will
suceed in business?"
"Succeed in business! I should say not
Why, he'd try to organize an ice water
trust in October."
"Smith says he has the key to the situa
tion.' "Shut the door! He'll be here in less
than ten minutes to borrow a dollar to get
the lock!"
"Mrs. Bolton is looking extremely well.
What do you attribute it to?"
"The dressmaker, of course, dear."
SI 00 REWARD, SI OQ,
The readers of this paper will be pleased
to learn that there is at least one dreaded
disease that science has been able to cure
in all its stages and that is catarrh. Hall's
Catarrh Cure is the only positive cure now
known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh
being a constitutional disease, requires a
constitutional treatement Hall's Catarrh
Cure is taken internally, acting directly
upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the
syGtem, thereby destroying the foundation
of the disease, and givirg the patieut
strength by building up the constitution
and assisting nature in doing its work.
The proprietors have so much faith in its
curative powers, that they offer One
Hundred Dollars for any case that it fails
to cure. Send for list of Testimonals.
Address, F. J. Chenney & Co., Toledo,
Ohio. Sold by druggists, 76 cents.
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A Bright Lad,
Tor. years of aje, but who declines to give Ills
name to the public, makes this authorized,
conldential statement to us :
"When I was one rear old, my mamma died
of consumption. The doctor said that I,
too, would soon die. and all our neighbors
thought that even If I did not die, I would
never be able to walk, because I was so
weak and puny. A gathering formed and
broke under my arm. I hurt my finger and
It gathered and threw out; pieces of bone.
If I hurt myself so as to break the skin, it
was sure to become a running sore. I had
to take lots of medicine,- but nothing has
done me so much good as Ayert Sarsapa
rilla. It has made me well and stromr."
T. D. M., Norcatur, Kaus. '
AYER'S Sarsaparilla
Prrpred by Dr. J.CAyerkCo., Lowell, Mass.
Cures others, will cure you
POUND & BURR
Atternes at Law.
BURR BLOCK.
Sheriff Sale.
Notice is hereby given that by virtue of
an order of sale issued by I. W. Lansing,
county judge, within and for Lancaster
County, Nebraska, in an action Rachel
S. Brock is plaintiff and Alexis Halter is
defendant, I will at 10 o'clock a. m. on
the 3rd day of October A. D. 1894 at
number 1226 P street in the city of Lin
coln, Lancaster County, Nebraska, offer
for sale atpublic auction the following
described goods and chattels, to wit:
One piano, one piano stool, one piano
cover and one bronze glass covered
clock.
Given under my hand this 20th day of
September, A. D. 1891.
Fred. A. Miller,
Sheriff.
S. L. GEISTHARDT
Attorney at Law.
BDRR BLOCK.
SHERIFF SALE.
Notice is hereby given that by virtue
of an order of sale issued by the clerk of
the district court of the third judicial
district of Nebraska, within and for Lan
caster county4n an action wherein Maria
A. Gilson is plaintiff, and Daniel H.
Young et al are defendants, I will at 2
o'clock p. m., on the 23d day of October
A. D. 1804, at the east door of the
court house, in the city of Lincoln, Lan
caster county, Nebraska, offer for sale at
public auction the following described
real estate, to.wit:
All of lots numbered eleven 11 and
twelve 12 in block number twenty-Beven
27 in Dawson's Addition to South Lin
coln in Lancaster County, Nebraska.
Given under my hand thiB 20th day of
September, A. D. 1894.
Fred A. Miller,
Sherriff.
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